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@omnishambles alternatively, you can be the confused face of Zucc, nearly naked on a bike. And it has the added convenience of being right here on this thread.

1 day, 4 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name You know... I used to respect you. But this? This is too far. Was it really necessary to publish the photo of Cindy Crosby's pre-surgery photo after Staal's cross check all over this blog? Like ... what ... his feelings are somehow funny to you? Unprofessional dude. Unprofessional.

1 day, 7 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Hotfreak @Say my Name @omnishambles new user name might be necessary Thoushaltclearthycrease

1 day, 7 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@omnishambles Whatever you do, don't be that stupid NY hamster in the phone commercials. Only a complete toothless d-bag on cheap crack would do something like that.

1 day, 8 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Craptin McDonqvist Well, now that you've seen my face ...

1 day, 15 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Letting the freak show run itself? I'm not playing your game! This is blatant manipulation! I WILL NOT GIVE IN OR FREAK OUT! He said ... as he gave in ...


::sips some of @Say my Name 's crack flavored kool aid while talking to an imaginary homeless person::

1 day, 15 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Hotfreak Much like Tommy and Gina, I will not back down, because the devils are living on a prayer.

2 days, 19 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@KevinTheNYRBlog @genetics73 Seriously? really? Why does this always have to happen? I'm not WHINING about WINNING! Well ok, I was whining a little. for like, 2 and a half periods before they flipped their kill switch and decided to play hockey. Thanks for keeping them honest, bro.

2 days, 19 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Dear Devils ...

Go back to hiding under a boardwalk and dancing to Bon Jovi's shitass music.

Without Love,

Ranger Nation.

2 days, 20 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Kostka costs less because he coasts callously

3 days, 20 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@gravey94 @BringBackBeukeboom You joke, but in some ways it actually is Del Zotto's fault. He never lived up to his "puck-moving defenseman who can still shut down opponents" hype after that one season, so we had to move him, which then created the need to overpay Boyle, which then cascaded into A COMPLETE DEATH SPIRAL!!!!!!

1 week ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Yano, I really love this blog. With any other blog, I read the writer's stuff, then ignore the comments section, or just go about 2-5 deep. With this blog, I start all the way at the bottom no matter how far down, and scroll, scroll, scroll!

1 week ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@KevinTheNYRBlog @Scott from SEC 224 I await Miller's return, so that I can see how he responds to being made redundant. That will help determine whether or not he gets sent down

1 week ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@gravey94 From my standpoint, Malone was doing a lot of the "little things" very well. I noticed at least three or four times where I told myself "wow, we need that guy to be around more." As a fourth liner, he adds a little bit of the pizzaz we are missing from last year, and the fourth line was better at possession this time around and I credit him for that. Dorse/Carcillo, D. Moore and Boyle were good, I think Malone adds back some of what we lost with Boyle (good instincts and occassional playmaking) but with better physical presence, net- presence, and grit.

1 week ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Was at the game so I didn't hear any MSG commentary or post game except yours, my observations:

- The Duke was robbed on a bad whistle to end play while Khodobin didn't have control of the puck, and Staal got three undeserved penalities. In fact, the officiating was so terrible, it was hard to comprehend. Hopefully, given that he lead the game in penalty minutes, this gives him some street cred and no one will concuss him?

-The lines looked ok, but there needs to be something more permanent. Zucc, Brass need to stay together, and I'd shift Hayes/Stemp on that line. Duc stays on top line, mistake to put him on the 4th, unless you're trying to teach him how to grind.

-Only caught the ranger D out of position 3 times, nothing major. Hunwick was adequate.

-Our power play is more limp than a flacid 109 year old shaft, and it stinks more than said shaft's cheese after a wild night at bingo on a non-shower day at the residence.

1 week ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@KevinTheNYRBlog @IhaveawaiteratMSG You missed the cleanup in aisle 4. Apparently there was some oatmeal that came out of a dog's ass.

1 week, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@KevinTheNYRBlog You missed SMN's Shakespearian triumph on an earlier thread. It was epic.

1 week, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name I am worried. But I am decidedly less so after reading your post. I was in such a big panic mode that I forgot to eat breakfast. And I am NOT the kind of man who forgets to eat, mind you. My main point of concern is defense. Danny G and Mac Truck will get back in sync, not worried about the first pairing. I actually think Klein will get back in shape too, so I'm not worried about the second pairing, especially with Boyle coming back. But we do not have a third pairing. At all. Not even close.Letting Stralman walk was a huge mistake. He should have gotten Girardi's contract, and Girardi should have been traded to the Bruins for two young defenseman (they had a glut of them in training camp).

Alas, I am not the GM of the Rangers. And it's a salary cap era, so decisions are impossible sometimes. I get it. But god DAMN do we need to plug that hole on D or else we are toast. We don't even need a stralman, but a Klein-type player or maybe Connor Allen should be bumped up.

1 week, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/2014-articles/islanders-6-rangers-3.html

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Ok, so I nominate this thread as the greatest intellectual achievement of this blog. @Say my Name 's shakesperian tragedy, (shameless self promotion alert) my Wilfred Owen poem mangled into a hockey ode, and @DP_Snotty 'sremarkable wit ... And the birth of the user @Spoon of Nasal Merriment . I'd say we've proved our mettle. This probably has bought us at least 3weeks of apology-free fart and penis jokes. LGR!!

(seriously people, if you haven't read below, READ BELOW. It'll blow your mind .. and take your face out to dinner.)

1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name @DP_Snotty The absense of stRanger fan is the essence of stRanger fan.

1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@DP_Snotty The lines are better spread out now. More streamlined down the middle. And the edges. You can almost feel it in your gumbs that these lines are better to cut our losses and re-up our winning feeling.

1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name Brother-in-arms! I submit to thee a message I wish you to carry to the bearers of the Ranger crest. (with apologies to Wilfred Owen)

Red lips are not so red

As the stained ice kissed by our enemies’ head.

Kindness of wooed and wooer

Seems shame to their love pure.

O Love, your eyes lose lure

When I behold Staal's eyes injured in my stead! 

Your slender attitude

Trembles not exquisite like limbs 4th-line-skewed,

Rolling and rolling there

Where refs seems not to care;

Till the fierce love they bear

Cramps them in playoff’s extreme decrepitude. 

Your voice sings not so soft,—

Though even as MacD murmuring through raftered loft,—

Your dear voice is not dear,

Gentle, and evening clear,

As theirs whom the Islanders now hear,

Now the puck has dropped and their fishstick mouths have coughed. 

Heart, you were never hot

Nor large, nor full like forwards made great with shot;

And though your hand be pale,

Paler are all which trail

Your cross through flame and hail:

Weep, you may weep, for you may not beat the Rangers.

1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name @IhaveawaiteratMSG You combine asininity with eruditness in a way that warms the COCKles of my heart

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name Was this inspired by my penis post?

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@rangermom @IhaveawaiteratMSG I actually miss Carcillo as well. He brought tenacity, but not at the price of actual hockey

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name @IhaveawaiteratMSG Well, truth be told, by "discard" I mean they really just sell it to chinese take-out places to use as "chicken"

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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After an entire weekend of grinding my teeth and giving myself a migraine, a few thoughts from behind these SPF 50 sunglasses...

Glass is a beast. I like it.

The duke stays. And put him on the top line.

Stempniak, best signing of the summer.

GETS HAGZ OFF THE BRASSARD LINE!!! That's an easy one. This is when being a "player-coach" is dangerous. They lobbied to be on the same line, presumably because they enjoy popsicles together while they skip on the boardwalk in short shorts. This is not an acceptable combination. Get Malone on that line, or even Stemp. Or even a dead horse. A dead horse could at least scare people away from the net better than Hagz can.

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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The only thing uglier than the last two games is discarded penis shaft after a briss.

1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@gravey94 @Say my Name GIGAWATTS?! dude, that's epic. Although I don't particularly feel like going back to 1955 yet. I'm going to wait until the lizard people from the moon take over, because the first thing they'll do is ban hockey.

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@AnnoyingJoe @IhaveawaiteratMSG @Say my Name For your demographic, we can sell glue-on eyes and a mustache for your hand. Nothing like meeting someone new and it gets somewhere fast!

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@KevinTheNYRBlog @scrangersfan Malone has a nose for making a good play on a great line.

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name @IhaveawaiteratMSG Many a fleshlight has kept a marriage together

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@TomDundie I like that analogy .. hockey season is like a fine wine. Well done!

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name You're thinking small. The genital mitt is a constant reminder that its virtual. You need to replace the mitt with a fleshlight. Superior look and feel, and better performance.

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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St. Louis is a midwestern team. I therefore propose that we kill them with kindness. Let's all have St. Louis specialties to eat before or during the game .. some "toasted" ravioli, and some ribs. They'll be so honored that New Yorkers noticed their cuisine that they won't see Zucc sneak between their legs and get a hat trick. LGR!!!

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@KevinTheNYRBlog @ktc990 You never know when or how lines will take shape. That why you ask Malone. He'll know ...

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@wherewasi I found the back of the net. There it is. Yup. Right there. Now what?

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Rangeranger His jokes are on the cutting edge

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name @IhaveawaiteratMSG @JMK8363 @KevinTheNYRBlog I was close .. I assumed you would make a ball joke, but I incorrectly predicted that it would be about zucc

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Purinton Well, in all fairness .. he is one Ranger draft pick that actually made it to the NHL. Eventually ...

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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The blues are no joke, kids. But everyone has early-season jitters in the cap era, nothing to worry about. We are bigger, faster, and stronger than last year. LGR!!!!!!!

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@JMK8363 @KevinTheNYRBlog I get my 8 balls from Malone

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@TomDundie I actually was able to follow this post. Awesome. LGR!!!!!

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Ryan McDonagh, ey? Sure y not. Hope he isn't an ego maniac, because MSL is practically a coach on the ice. And given the picture ... it's clear who the choice should have been. Step's hairline isn't captainish, Girardi's physique is similar to a starving Ethopian, Staal has one less eye than everyone else, and Marty forgot his stepping stool.

2 weeks, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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So .. we got Crabbs

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Bros are bros. Bros make mistakes, bros forgive bro-mistakes. You do, however, owe a beer. Then you'd be making good on an already forgiveable mistake, which would be bro-tastic. Bro.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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Duke stays 9 games, MSL, Brassard and JT share 1st line center duties. BOOM.

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Say my Name @gravey94 Vroom vroom, bitches

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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@Craptin McDonqvist @DP_Snotty Ugh, you guys just form lines to make these jokes.

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/

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