Barney (Not Darwin)
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I saw someone on another site suggest the Dodgers trade Urias, Schebler, Anderson and Crawford to the Phillies for Hamels and Rollins.
1 day, 18 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project
@davalillo They probably called to check in and Nightengale ran with it saying they're competing with Boston to acquire him.
1 day, 19 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project
@Lobo He misspelled Seager's name.
1 day, 20 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator It's amazing how many fans want to see the Dodgers trade away the top three prospects for guys like Bartolo Colon, Cole Hamels, Cliff Lee and Koji Uehara.
3 days, 4 hours ago on A Reason To Maybe Be Interested in Buck Britton
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator So using all the prospects as trade chips to acquire expensive veterans and then being stuck with an old team is a bad thing?
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator I'm glad they're clarifying that the chicken they're selling is fresh.
3 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Mike Bolsinger, A Name You’ve Now Heard Of
@LiterallyPFP @Weston T A declining, noodle-arm, overpaid outfielder has more upside clearly.
@LiterallyPFP Don't you know it works? If a veteran has a good month, he's a star. If a rookie struggles in 28 AB's, he's shit.
3 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Mike Bolsinger, A Name You’ve Now Heard Of
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Weston T @LiterallyPFP @DBrim But how long will the established MLB player be a better bet? Crawford has regained some trade value after a decent season. He's under contract through 2017, if I'm not wrong, and will be declining. If the Dodgers can find a taker and take a chance with Joc, I'm all for it.
@LiterallyPFP @Barney (Not Darwin) They should DFA him since like 28 ABs are good indicator of what he'll be in the big leagues. Good MLB players always hit the ground running.
@LiterallyPFP I hear he strikeouts out too much and nothing else he does well matters.
@DBrim Biggest offseason acquisition so far.
1 week, 1 day ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero
@DodgersFan I'll settle for a free agent signing or a trade to at least have something to argue about.
1 week, 2 days ago on Winter Leagues Update #2: Sweeney’s Running, Seager Streaks, De Leon Rolling
@moneynow27 She made a sex tape. That's all it takes.
@Lobo @DodgersFan This was possible with Colletti.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: 1B Clint Robinson
@Purple Drank The Phillies.
@Lobo Don't let VND read this.
@DodgersFan @Barney (Not Darwin) McCarthy is cool. Would be nice to have him instead of Haren.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers set to hire Billy Gasparino as scouting director
So Ryan Theriot is a dumbass apparently.
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff and Colletti can be that awkward guy nobody really wants around but hangs around all the time.
3 weeks ago on Rejoice! Dodgers To Hire Farhan Zaidi as GM
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex Well at least Colletti has him beat in the hair department.
@EephusBlue So that means no more overpaying for washed up, bearded former closers?
@Tymathee (@DodgerCentral I just RT a lot) He thinks he's there to help Friedman.
@Tymathee (@DodgerCentral I just RT a lot) True, the front office guys do need someone to go on Starbucks runs.
@DodgerDawg and nobody wanted Colletti.
So I guess Colletti will just be getting these guys coffee then.
@Lobo New post?
3 weeks ago on Adrian Gonzalez, Zack Greinke Win Gold Gloves, Clayton Kershaw About To Win All Of The Awards
@Diane. fap Jesus, rioting fan, best friend, gfy @Barney (Not Darwin) Mattingly: "VORP?. Wasn't that a villain on Star Trek?"
@Diane. fap Jesus, rioting fan, best friend, gfy He'll be reading analytics for dummies.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Barney (Not Darwin) @capnsparrow @BIah Get some orange chicken.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Brian Wilson exercises 2015 option, will be back with Dodgers
@Omer (beercoozie) @capnsparrow @BIah Taco Bell is to Mexican food like what Panda Express is to the Chinese food.
@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend I might be the only one who's heard of that place.
So SNLA showed all four Dodgers WS victories from the 1988 WS. I saw them win game 2 in DS and then had the sad thought about how that was the last time the WS was played here.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: Catcher/Criminal Miguel Olivo
So let's say they offer Hanley the QO and he predictably turns it down and the Dodgers let him leave. Do the Dodgers pursue a FA with a QO offer attached to him? Or keep both first round picks to continue to improve the farm system?
@Mike Petriello D-rob? When did Heyman become the cool, hip member of Hot Takes?
@Condorave @Barney (Not Darwin) Exactly, and if he doesn't accept, which is likely, then they have two first round picks.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Catcher/Relief Ace Drew Butera
@GinFizzBear Yeah just point out that all "dynasties" come to an end and the Dodgers have money, prospects and a hopefully competent executive in baseball ops now. Scare them with the thought that there could be a real Dodger dynasty.
@Condorave @Barney (Not Darwin) I keep reading that the offering the QO isn't a guarantee and I don't know why. They should definitely offer him the QO.
@cvrinc @Barney (Not Darwin) Renteria was like the starter girlfriend who promptly gets dumped once a guy gets a chance to trade up.
@Condorave @Barney (Not Darwin) He would cost a draft pick. Though the Dodgers might have two first round picks once Hanley turns down the QO.
@the great dick tater @Barney (Not Darwin) @Condorave Yeah he is so is Spencer Navin. I think Leon has a higher upside than both.
@Condorave No. The best catching prospect I think is Julian Leon who is probably going to be at Great Lakes next season.
@cvrinc Sucks for Renteria. He thought he'd get a chance to be there once they got good.
@BIah @Lobo Just got to find the right type of beard.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option
@SkepticNinja Means nothing right now.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@ tomato @Purple Drank It's too soon.
@BIah I liked them better like that.
@Purple Drank Worked out so well.
@ryus_hadouken @Barney (Not Darwin) @ tomato Why doesn't that asshole just go write for the San Jose Mercury or something?
@ tomato push that shit down.