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 @DrDoug No it's not just you, they usually are pretty slow for me too. Other videos load just fine, but screwattack is slow for some reason

2 years, 4 months ago on Mailbag #4

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 @Devil_Rising  @GianBattista  You don't get it, he isn't giving us this entertainment for free.  Do you not realize that he makes a lot of money from the AVGN videos?  Just because you are not paying for them doesn't he is doing it for free. He gets paid from getting views on his videos and from ads.

2 years, 4 months ago on OverAnalyzers - Puppetland

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 @GianBattista I actually did enjoy this video, which hasn't happened in awhile on Cinemassacre.  I do agree with you though, his fans gave him over $300k and he can't even give them an episode every now and again to hold them over. And I don't want to hear how he is too busy filming the movie. First of all, it does not take as much work as you think it does to make an episode. An episode with all the special effects and fighting and stuff, sure that might take awhile. But to make the episodes that people want to see, just a guy on the couch playing Nintendo he could make that in a day or two. Secondly, the movie is never going to happen.  James is living it up on you're money and he is loving it.  The 300k you all gave him, plus all the money he makes from Cinemassacre, Youtube and Screwattack. He is probably set for life.  He has no reason to keep making videos or to waste money on a movie which lets face it would not be popular.  I'm sure all his fans would by the movie, but it isn't going to bring in any new people.  People that have never heard of the AVGN aren't going to buy this. People that donated him money, are going to give him money again by buying the DVD.  He knows people will buy it whether it is good or not, his fans are blind and eat up everything he does.  If he does make a movie, I can guarantee you that it isn't going to cost 300k. I mean he is asking for people to give him computer monitors, so he obviously doesn't want to spend any money. He will spend $10,000 or less on the movie, pocket all the leftover donation money plus the money from DVD sales and will be living the good life because 90 percent of his fans are fools.

2 years, 4 months ago on OverAnalyzers - Puppetland

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Finally! A good/funny video on Cinemassacre, it has been too long.  I love how Mike talks about it like he really knows what he is talking about. Good Job, we need more videos like these

2 years, 4 months ago on OverAnalyzers - Puppetland

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I love how you all say I will feel dumb when the movie comes out. Just remember me and my posts and in  a few years you will be like "damn that Calavera dude was right"

2 years, 4 months ago on Radical 80's Nostalgia

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This was the last motherfucker Monday video I watched, it was just terrible. Mike you are not good at this, I know you are trying but this just isn't your thing. It seems like you try way to hard to be funny.

2 years, 4 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary

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"The makeup was horrible, I was using waterbased makeup" yeah cause thats why people watch the AVGN.  You don't get it James, people don't care about the makeup and the guest stars and the fighting and special effects and acting, they just want a guy sitting on the couch playing Nintendo and reviewing/bitching at the games. No one cares about HD quality or any of that shit.

2 years, 4 months ago on Festers Quest Commentary

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Dude! That was totally lame! Too busy with the "movie" to make episodes but you have time for that piece of shit? Oh well, keep on enjoying the good life on the $300,0006 your fans gave you. I would love to know what you spent the money on, and please don't comment saying that he is only spending it on the movie. He is so obviously not, I mean come on he can't even afford a monitor? It sucks you scammed your fans but hell dude as dumb as these people are I don't blame you. They give you over 300k, and they are still willing to give you more. Right on dude, you gotta a hell of a thing going. I know the movie is never going to happen but I wonder how long it will be until everyone else figures it out? You could probably keep these people going for 5+ years the way they worship you maybe even longer. There will probably be people here in 2022 saying, fuck off troll! He is still working on the movie, good movies take a long time to make, would you rather he rush it and it be shit, or would you rather him take his time and make a great movie.

2 years, 4 months ago on Radical 80's Nostalgia

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 @Bomber  I never said I wasn't coming back, I can't wait to see what James begs for next.

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN Movie - Production help

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I would love to know what you really plan to do with that 300k because we all know this is a huge scam and the movie will never come out. I can't say I blame you though if people were dumb enough to give me 300k to make a movie about a guy yelling ASS! at a 20 year old video game I would take there money and run too. At the most you will probably make a movie that only cost you a couple thousand and pocket the rest of the money. To all the people that say "oh you don't know what you're talking about" "James would never scam his fans"  When you finally realize that the movie is never coming out, just think back to this post. I'm serious remember my post and then years from now when you realize the movie isn't coming out or that it has come out and is low budget as hell you can think back "wow that guy was right, I feel like a dick for being shitty to him, I'm really the dumb one for donating money to James" Trust me the movie is never going to happen. James is living the good life off of all you suckers money. James has no obligation to make the movie. If he says oh I don't want to make the movie now and keeps all the money there is nothing anyone can do about it, but knowing how all these "fans" behave they will still worship him even if he takes the money and doesn't make the movie. They will say "well he has given us free entertainment so we owe it to him anyways" you do realize James gets paid very very good money from the AVGN? Sure you don't have to pay to watch it, but he makes money from every view he gets. So you watching the video is your payment to James, you don't owe him shit. He is making more money from the AVGN then most people will ever make from having a job. You all need to wake up.

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN Movie - Production help

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Are you kidding me? Some monitors we can borrow? Are you serious dude? Your fans donated you over $300,000!!!! and you are telling me you can't buy a couple of monitors, are you fucking serious? Dude quit begging, this is supposed to be you're movie, first you begged for money to make it, now after over $300,000 you are still begging? What did you already blow that money on personal stuff? Probably bought a new car and put a nice down payment on a house, or shit for that much you probably bought a house! You are seriously pathetic to have the nerve to ask your fans for more stuff after all the money they have given you. I've what little faith I had in you completely.

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN Movie - Production help

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Does anybody only watch the funny ones? When the nice messages come up I just exit the video.

2 years, 5 months ago on Mailbag Episode 3 Promo

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I have never seen one of these before but I knew the solution to every problem they were having, and I have never used one or never seen one. 1. How do you hook it up to the SNES? Well remember that "computer port" where all the cables for the Genesis plugged in? Obviously there is a separate SNES cable. 2. Where do you plug in the power? Durr it's not on the console. Seriously? Try the plug you were trying to plug the SNES into like idiots. 3. How do we get video to this, it aint' coming through the controller cable Well no shit it isn't, remember the plug you called the "Commodore 64 plug" remember how the Genesis 1 has a port exactly like that for composite out? 4.Godfather on hologram, what is this? 5 lines later, what is this just a joke? Yes Mike son of a bitch it is a joke, it is a resume for the headset it is just a fucking joke, are you that stupid I really hope you were "pretending" to be stupid, but it honestly didn't seem like you were. Just think folks this is the guy you donated over $300,000 too.

2 years, 5 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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You guys really seem stupid in this video, between Mike not realizing the resume was a joke and James not realizing that you need a SNES adapter for the headset, and don't say it's because he has never used one before. I've never even seen one of these before, it is just common sense that you are missing the adapter. Why do you think the "computer plug" is there? But Mike takes the cake for stupidity, he just acts so dumb in this video. If this was the first video I had ever watched of him, I would honestly think he had something wrong with him and I'm not even joking.

2 years, 5 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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Really James, people have GAVE you over $187,000 and you can't even find the time to send out their autographed pictures? Dude that is shitty and you know it. How about you take the list of addresses and send like 50 a day? Or even like 20 a day, that wouldn't be a lot but at least 20 people a day would be getting what they paid for then at the end you could work out a way to send the remaining ones which would be much much less and easier if you would send a little at a time. Instead you are like eh fuck it, we'll wait until the fundraiser is over and I have all the money. Cause then even if you don't send them out, what the hell can anybody do about it? You've made a cool 200 grand, fuck the donators. It's bad enough you're begging all your fans to make YOUR movie, but now you can't even give them the piddly ass little rewards for donating. $30 is a lot of money for an autographed picture of some guy on the internet. People paid you $30 for an autographed picture and you can't even take the time to send the damn things? So far 1750 people have donated $30 for an autographed picture, that is $53,100. Over 50 fucking grand GIVEN to you, 50 GRAND just for a worthless autographed picture of yourself. If people gave me over $50,000 for autographed pictures of me, I would spend all day long signing them and mailing them out. Hell I'd even write each person a personalized thank you letter for that kind of money. You are pathetic James, it seems more and more like you are just scamming your fans for money. If you can't even take the time to send the pictures, I can just see how the movie is gonna end up. "Thank you for all your donations, unfortunately at this time the AVGN movie will be put on hold" Meanwhile you are living it up on your fans $200,000. Then what about the 547 people that donated for the picture and the copy of the script, if you can't even send out a picture then you're really not going to want to have to make that many copies of the script never mind that those 547 people have GIVEN you $27,350. You are very disappointing James, to me for $30 an autographed picture of you isn't much of an incentive, but the fact that you are too damn lazy to even send them out just blows my mind. Screw the AVGN movie, you got these fools to give you $200,000 now you can live it up!

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd up!

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@Death Nation Thank you, I'm glad there is one other person on this site with some sense.

2 years, 10 months ago on House of Horror (1992/1993)

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You all say how talented he is to make something like this. Yeah he is so talented that he didn't even know to hook the SNES straight into the VCR instead he points the camera at the TV. I used to hook my SNES to the VCR to record mario paint when I was like 5 years old. It just kills me anything James posts you all just fucking love no matter what it is. Just like these Turtle Tuesday videos he has been posting, they are just random videos he finds on youtube, but just because he posts them on here you all love.

2 years, 10 months ago on House of Horror (1992/1993)

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Seriously if this video was posted before James became "popular" people would be talking so much shit and making fun of it. But no since it's James people just eat that shit up!

2 years, 10 months ago on House of Horror (1992/1993)

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These comments make me laugh, James Rolfe could make a video of him holding a jar of mustard saying "Mustard? Must be made of turds!' ASSSSS! and people would call it the greatest thing ever. Sheesh.

2 years, 10 months ago on House of Horror (1992/1993)

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I live in a small town that actually still has a video rental store. The other two have closed down, the one that is still open actually did close down but somebody opened it in a different location. I remember when I was in elementary school if you got an A on your report card you would get a ticket for a free video/video game rental! It was awesome! Lol but I remember when we got them around 96-97 it would say "excludes N64 games: ha ha

2 years, 10 months ago on Video Rental Memories

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Why don't you just admit Turtle Tuesday is over. This is the third random turtles video you've posted, you're not making you're own videos, you just posting some turtle video. Thats lame dude.

2 years, 10 months ago on TMNT 90's Anime

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You should make a list on the site of the top ten donators. I think that would be cool.

2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN Movie - Accepting PayPal Donations

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Yet another update that nobody cares about. *sigh please quit posting these and post something interesting. You've got a ton of money from paypal donations, it would be nice if you could give the viewers something back for giving you so much money. Which will in turn make you tons of money.

2 years, 10 months ago on Childhood Comics: The Flying Fonny

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