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@cpend7 you deserve a big ass truly golden medal for that... im being very serious
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: Superman 64
@DawneMonigle look at this way at least they chose to oppose bills that would destroy stuff you love on your birthday feel honored i guess i would
3 years ago on SOPA/PIPA Protest
all i have to say about Rocky no remake good keep it that way
3 years ago on Top 30 Favorite Films Part 3
3 years ago on Monster Madness 2008 Playlist
HA toe missiles :D that sounds like a great play on words :)
if anyone is wondering why im here so soon again i didnt finish it last time i was here so yeah...
yay godzilla rules :D
@64retroboy you sir have no true comment to make but then again neither do i soo meow
@ZohaibQureshi my opinion on James and cg is he isnt againts it but hates when its overused or used in a dumb way
3 years ago on Top 10 Horror Remakes
@NeilHammond 1 a prequel isnt a remake its a story about before the original and 2 what is it called?
SOPA sucks...... ass :D
3 years ago on Nerd Log - Road Trip
@MECHAGARY sorry only 3 and half minutes
3 years ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade
@MECHAGARY yea i think its 5 min of video..... not sure
this has no relevance to anything here at all but.........
It's like nothing you've ever seen! It's nothing you ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5! What? Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5! That sounds coool. You bet it is, and we've been assured can be more emotionally disturbing than this game! Coooool. This game is filled with so much explicit content it's been rated JO. JO? JESUS ONLY. That sounds sick. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad, this game was so disturbing half the ESRB chairmen committed suicide on the spot! Why? Most of them could'nt stand stabbing a nun in the face with a number two pencil. What a bunch of pussies. And that's just level 1. What's the background story? You're an ex zookeeper who's tired of taking everyones shit, and the only way you can get what you want is through excessive provocative behavior. Neeeat. Choose from four different profesions. Like what? Crazy Crack Dealer, Blood Thirsty Pimp, Corrupt Politician, or Drunk Serial Killer. Corrupt politician? That sounds lame. What?! Make big budget decisions, steal tax money even turn off the power for the orphanages. What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Whoa sweeet. This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean ANYTHING. What other game can you beat your dog in to a coma, take a dump in a urinal, then have unrestrained shameless sex with your boss's mother? Nothing. That's right Jimmy. Here's a clip of gameplay this character's a pimp trying to get money from his fat bitch. Hey fat bitch where's my money? Honey, I don't got your money, I ain't know where it isss. DUMB BITCH doesn't have his money. Now this is where you can make decisions that impact the rest of the story. You can choose A right hook B abandon her child C kill her boyfriend or D push her out a window. Huh HA looks like hes chosen secret option E all of the above. Sorry little baby hope you like growing up on the streets. Hey, you that fat bitchs boyfriend? Ha ha yeah but(gun shot). That's the kind of kick ass gameplay we aim for. Hells yeah! This game has already been banned in forty three different countries , and it hasn't been released yet. We're up to our tits in controversy and that's how we like it. Awesome. Unless you're Jesus this game will most likely make you swallow your own head. GUARANTEED. How much does it cost? It's easy, either sacrifice a goat and sell your soul to Satan or B watch Spiderman 3. Spiderman 3? That movie was horrible. That movie gave me chronic diarrhea. What a piece of crap. You said it Jimmy. Is there any multiplayer? Yes. Why enjoy genocide alone when you can play with up to three other friends. Coooool. You and your friends can take turns setting neighborhood cats on fire, harming the elderly, and even trapping black tar heroine. That sounds like fun. It sure as hell is Jimmy, so be sure to reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today.
i saw bubba ho tep............. strange but i love it :D
3 years ago on Monster Madness 2007 Playlist
perhaps the self destruct lever is left over from when Frankenstein was making the monster he needed a way to get rid of evidence if people come looking wouldnt he ya no before he became insane
3 years ago on Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
wearing those reebok pumps i see :D
3 years ago on AVGN: Dracula
wow reading the comments for a bit during the ad i didnt get the genesis joke but i got when i saw him say it nice reference :)
3 years ago on AVGN: Star Trek
now i wonder what puppy dogs in france in 1951.......... whats next?????
3 years ago on Angry Video Game Nerd: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Re-Revisited
3 years ago on AVGN: Zelda 2 The Adventure of Link
thats awesome how the powerglove can make you acomplish something usually extremely hard or something others can that you cant...... like that landing in top gun.........
also who voices jesus robot tank assault thing.......
3 years ago on The Wizard and Super Mario Bros 3
i just thought if he really destroyed some of the stuff....... either he has another version just like it or he put it back together....... must have been fun to do though
also i love the mailing part :)
3 years ago on Atari 5200
at 6:10 i saw E.T. for 2600..... :D
3 years ago on Full list of AVGN videos