@Maji @MegaManX i looked up simpsons arcade game on youtube and a sad frowny face popped up shaking its head and its magical finger reached out and turned the page to some old "ku klux klan on jerry springer" clips
2 years, 5 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games
@K6CTX fuck no. never. its the SIMPSONS what do you think
Gameboy sucked dick. Gamegear was better! Light that gameboy and all the games on fire mike! ALL OF THEM
looks worse than cleaning up my dogs diareah from the carpet lol
2 years, 5 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Outtakes
Getting excited to see this man!!! I have faith James will make a great film! Is that guy in the middle gay? lol!!! Keep up the good work! I helped support by making a DVD purchse I hope it helps! Thanks James!
PS: FUCK PEYTON MANNING AND FUCK THE BRONCOS
2 years, 5 months ago on Nerd Log - Production Design
Mike is taking over! Mike could have his own website and it would rival Cinemassacre! You rock Mike! Still love you too though James lol!
2 years, 5 months ago on Donald Duck Games
2 years, 5 months ago on I Come In Peace (1990)
I remember this movie very well. It is not a rare or excluded movie, but still a cult classic. Dolph rules!
Ninja Golf Party in Shelby, Ohio. March 27th!!! Contact me for more info!
2 years, 6 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
Throwing the sink through the window lol. I remember that movie well.
2 years, 6 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)
Worst thing I have ever in my life seen. What the fuck were they thinking? "Lets create the worst game ever!" They did!
2 years, 6 months ago on AVGN: Superman 64
God damn this movie looks awful
2 years, 6 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)
Video too short! We want more from you guys, who are the masters of the universe. Or at least the internet.
2 years, 6 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses
Coincidentally "meat and monsters" is my nickname for my dick and balls
2 years, 6 months ago on Nerd Log - FX Shop
Pat is a bit too over the top goofy a lot of the time but one thing I damned sure make sure I do each year is watch all 24 hours of his NES marathon. Hopefully James does something similar one day in the future for charity starring him and Mike.
2 years, 6 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
@Funeralfog I bought ff11 on steam, it took 4 hours to update, i played it for an hour then uninstalled because it was so horrible. in any good mmo, for instance, you click on an enemy then hit a key to cast a spell. in ff11 you click on monster, clicko nmagic on a drop down menu, click on the spell, then click on the monster again. that is only the start of how shittastic it is. i realize the game was made for the ps2 controller, but i dont see a pc port being nexessary because the game fucking sucks dicks and ff14 is even worse
2 years, 6 months ago on AVGN: Lester the Unlikely
All of this sounds fine but I like to go Bear Grills Fear Factor style and eat some raw horse balls in the morning then uncooked fish for supper
2 years, 6 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
They have Episode 1 in theaters now in 3D... what a big laugh that is. Jar Jar Binks in 3D, YAY! Star Wars is kinda gay anyway... except for Hans Solo cus Harrison Ford is the MAN in anything he does. Good review Mike!
2 years, 7 months ago on Message From Space
Son of a bitch got me, even after reading a couple comments
2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - More Locations
I have a question about James moving to California: when he moved, did he take EVERYTHING to live there permanently, including everything we see in this video? Or are they moving back to their home when they are done fliming?
2 years, 7 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster
This is even worse than the roll n rocker. But still not as bad as Final Fantasy 14 though.
Who knew that axe spray products were so powerful
2 years, 7 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)
Worst games of all time
1: Final Fantasy 14 (and 11)
2: Lester the Unlikely
2 years, 7 months ago on AVGN: Lester the Unlikely
Mike, I really want to buy this movie. Where can I get it?
2 years, 7 months ago on House (1977)
Power Horse Cocks
2 years, 7 months ago on The Power Glove
Packing up some HORSE COCK
2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Packing Stuff
2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Road Trip
Considering how much free pure entertainment is on this site, I suppose it justifies the $18 price tag for these. It's a fact that James is more interesting than most things I can google. I just hope that in the future he expands his portfolio to include an even wider audience. Like doing videos on old people health items you see advertised during price is right or videos on why facebook and smartphones are one big fuckfest and how we were just fine before social networking and internet on phones.
2 years, 7 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program
Doom 32x = balls
2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 32X
2 years, 7 months ago on Silver Surfer
Is the ghost the guy from screw attack, or bad luck bootsy?
2 years, 7 months ago on Christmas Carol Part 2 - Shaq Fu
But I will say this: if anyone deserves it, it is James. Hope he sells a lot. I think it would make more sense to charge $18 to see the upcoming movie than for a doll because I will pay it for the movie.
I love James 100% but $18 a piece for these? Is that a joke?
Shit-load of bullfuck
2 years, 7 months ago on Shit Reel
I would rather watch Mike's reviews of rare obscure crappy old movies than any review on any other review show of any movie of the past few years. People might not pirate movies so much if they would make anything worth half a fuck anymore.
2 years, 7 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)
Dog shit taco
2 years, 7 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo
dingle MOTHERFUCKIN berry!
2 years, 7 months ago on Supergirl (1984)
Thanks 4 the post Mrs. Nerd. Love you guys keep up the awesome work!
2 years, 7 months ago on Mrs Nerd answers
@w3tpu55yf4rt5 I like the pussy fart to spray all over me so I can wear it like cologne to job interviews
2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade
The movie will be epic!
The production value was outstanding, yet it just sucked, kind of like the original street fighter movie lolz. I did however about bust a nut in my pants when I saw Cammy.
2 years, 8 months ago on Street Fighter fan film: Chun Li Vs. Cammy
This is almost the worst game ever made. Final Fantasy 14 takes the cake. Final Fantasy 11 was pretty shit-awful too.
2 years, 8 months ago on Deadly Towers
Crazy Mustached Bastard Fuck. lulz
2 years, 8 months ago on The Killing of Satan (1983)
Awesome job Mike. Great opening too =)
2 years, 8 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series