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this is it man, just remember to keep your chill wits about you throughout the shoot and don't let the stress fuck up your mindset. good luck, bet you can't wait to get this fucker in the can!
2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - The Point of No Return
I wonder if cameos like this are easy now that James is living in Cali?
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN appears in Pop Fiction
Good list, i actually watched a handful of those today at work on break. since i grew up with sort of a similar childhood to james (or so it seems) I think my favorites are where he captures the feeling of certain eras...like the atari 5200 episode where he mentions the sound effects and playing in the middle of the night, nintendo power where he sort of gives a general overview of events that took place throughout nintendos history...I remember reading the same things he mentions and feeling the same way! as well as virtual boy, atari jaguar, and other console episodes where he paints a good picture of the time, our feelings, and really lives up to the theme song by taking us back to the past.
2 years, 9 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes
Damn good review man
2 years, 9 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
Does this count as motherfuckin Monday?
2 years, 9 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary
Now I gotta find me a nice broad to whip all this up
2 years, 10 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
I wish I could teleport to Cali...god forbid a fuckin fly gets in there with me though
2 years, 10 months ago on ScrewAttack Vs. Machinima (At the Arcade!)
you fuckers i jumped a little at the end and choked on my soda, this is supposed to be a damn nerd log, not a hey lets film this creepy as hospital and throw in an unexpected scare and make some poor guy choke on his soda video...that location kicks ass though, keep it in mind for future horror movies man.
2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - More Locations
My favorite review youve done yet man, you get better with each one. Keep it up mike! And keep it goin even after James gets back if you can.
2 years, 10 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)
@kutuup@diredusk James went through a bit of a fluctuation but seems to be back to good ole normal now. if you check out the old vids, like this one, and then look at say "Terminator" you can tell he picked up a few pounds, possibly some post marriage weight from the wifes cookin ;) Now mike, he lost a shit ton of weight. check out some of the old board james vids and compare to now. maybe they're gym buddies?
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Commentary
i personally thought it was funny the scene where james is sitting on mike in the bugs suit and mike is obviously on his stomach, but the bugs head is face up lol
yeah but does it have boobs
2 years, 10 months ago on House (1977)
I wish there were just a plush turd i could buy. how fucking funny would that be to toss around the the room
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program
if you watch all 4 in a row you start to go out of your fucking mind. its neat.
2 years, 10 months ago on Munky Cheez 4
2 years, 10 months ago on Shit Reel
itd be funny if this were the avgn movie
2 years, 10 months ago on Munky Cheez: Episode 3
No pressure James, really man, remember to relax...the more you're at ease the more your genius creativity can shine. I'm sure a huge wad of your fans have no doubts that whatever ends up on the screen will kick ass. Don't let the fundraiser stress you either, I think a lot of your fans including myself feel they already owed it to you anyway. Considering all this new bullshit you're coming across, i may go throw in a few more bucks. Good luck man, thanks for the hard work and all that and so forth.
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN Movie Fundraiser Ending
Awesome man I was starting to miss this. Hopefully motherfuckin Monday's and game glitches stays around even after James is back and the movie shit slows down.
2 years, 10 months ago on Kirby Glitches
the berzerker looks like a big spliffy floatin through space
2 years, 10 months ago on Trek Trivia
@RhyanChapman yeah the jet won't send for some reason, i think the file is too large ;)
2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - Location Scouting
I work on a military base and i'd be glad to fly one of our jets your way bro, just tell me where to park it and ill leave the keys on the dash.
@Bologna@supmandude@sambo i care, and i'm proud sambo. keep being 1st bro. we're all lesser fans.
@horn11tail i think i know which one. sounds like chop top from the texas chainsaw avgn apisode ha
2 years, 10 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo
i dont know why but the idea that theres a plastic dog somewhere in james or mikes house thats jammed up with brown playdough cracks me up for some reason. like, please save that shit for a future raffle haha
lol fuckin i mighta just laughed harder at this than any other board james yet
@DaveMcGrath lol goober snoobers
2 years, 10 months ago on Howard Scott Warshaw, programmer of Atari E.T. mentions AVGN: The Movie
A raging, fiery boner just shot out of my trousers and my balls exploded into my pockets covering my belongings in bloody shizz. this is awesome man. i only get more and more excited the more i read, now lets get this fucker in the can man.
Good shit mike. Any chance we'll get another mikes game glitches episode soon?
2 years, 11 months ago on Supergirl (1984)
@Dreamcast@Mike/Cinemassacre@cebulips9 well...i stand corrected lol. i remember the cunt thrust comment now, but the others even after you guys mentioned them i don't recall...weird man, i've seen this shit a million times and could probably quote a handful of them pretty verbatim. i guess to me at least cunt's not a curse i associate with nerd rants, i dont know why.
2 years, 11 months ago on Mrs Nerd answers
funny you bring up the cunt thing, because i don't think james has ever said it in an avgn episode...almost seems like it wouldnt sound natural though, there are certain swears that just don't fit the nerd. Luckily for us, hearing james say fuck never seems to get old. Also, he only ever called a game retarded once in the original simons quest vid...I don't know why i noticed that. k i'm done lol. thanks for the response mrs. nerd, shits fun to read.
thanks for writing this man, you have a lot of viewers and the fact that you're bringing the issue to light will influence many people to join the fight i'm sure. You know what's bullshit? internet censorship ;)
2 years, 11 months ago on SOPA/PIPA Protest
Glad you guys made it safe and all that and so forth. Stock the fridge with some rolling rock, mix up some shit batches, and take a big sloppy bite into that movie bro, we're all dying to blast our hard earned clams at ya and see this masterpiece. Oh and i love the nerd logs man, shit gets me all pumped for the movie...reminds me of reading about a game back in the day and getting all excited over it, cept hopefully the movie won't suck like half of those games did ha.
2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - Road Trip
This made me miss arcades all over again. Looks like a heapin helpin of fun
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade
"adult muppets" ............... :( haha, should have thrown in that outtake from avgn odyssey of james singing muppet babies
2 years, 11 months ago on Overanalyzers #11 (Muppet Babies)
can you cut out the sweaty crotch and ass section of the suit for potential raffling?
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN: THE MOVIE - FUNDRAISER UPDATE
@Devil_Rising yeah, shits gotta be fake for sure, the comments he posted later than 3 days ago look to be from him, unlike the later comments where he acts like april. what a goon
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN Panel
@dumbassbitch13 For people who are already fans of the series, like us, I'm sure we'll love it. I can't imagine it being any worse than anyones least favorite episode (which they still probably enjoy). Just seeing the character on the big screen with real film production will be a treat, regardless of whats going on in the story. just my opinion.
Pretty crazy how well James personally gets around to answering fan questions and comments considering how big the Cinemassacre crowd has gotten. Hopefully after the movie releases he still has time to be close with the fans and shit.
as soon as it was over i literally said "who the fuck did he take revenge on" haha
2 years, 11 months ago on Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
dude im so glad you reviewed this, i watched this shit with my girlfriend a couple years ago and we laughed our asses off at it
that fuckin bootsie kills me man
2 years, 11 months ago on Board James: Splat!
Oh and if it hasn't already been asked... How much of your input goes into cinemassacre or any of James' videos?
2 years, 11 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
also, does james make you watch all the ridiculously bad shit he reviews occasionally? torture.
@fightgenie lol man you got me imaging james getting mad over dinner calling it a piece of buffalo diarrhea bullshit and smashing it with a hammer haha
Hey Mrs. Nerd, good to see you're becoming a bigger part of Cinemassacre now. Correct me if i'm wrong, but is your name April? I thought i remembered seeing your name in the credits of a few early nerd episodes for camera work and what not and also back in the day on James's facebook before he upped the privacy settings. Well, regardless, I think a lot of us knew James was married but always assumed you weren't interested in the limelight of the site. I don't know if you'd be interested, but it could be a good addition to the site to add your art work, there are a lot of us that would enjoy seeing it as a potential new segment. Good luck to both of you with the move and everything and thanks for contributing.
I think shooting a physical logo for a title screen is a killer idea man, it maintains some of that b-movie magic and its definitely your style, gets the familiar audience in the right james rolfe mindset and gives the newcomers an idea of what they're in for. From our, the cinemassacre fans, perspective its an awesome idea to put up these iphone blogs about the movie even if it's not necessarily something interesting, i think everyones pretty giddy even though its still awhile off.
2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd Log - The Title
Finally took the step to donating man, good luck James, figured i owe at least that much for the hours of entertainment you've provided me free of charge.
2 years, 11 months ago on AVGN autograph memorabilia - Final month for fundraiser
lol at that ending man. good shit mike.
2 years, 11 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series
i liked cinemama and mostly because I immediately imagined a logo where theres a big mom coming out of a camera instead of a chainsaw. I see why you ditched that idea, mighta been harder to sell shirts man.
2 years, 12 months ago on Vintage Cinemassacre name list
Lol where the fuck did you find that snyeay
3 years ago on Santa Claus and The Ice Cream Bunny (1974)