Richmond, Va. U.S.A.
I'm just an old, harmless, screwball, who loves Godzilla movies.
I've been a successful musician (guitar) since I was 11. 40 years later,,?
I think I'm retired, but not exactly sure. Peace. G.B.
Crap!! If this truly is on Net Flix???
I'm gettin' a bag of Cheez Doodles, and a 6 pack!!
2 years, 8 months ago on RoboGeisha - Movie Review
Mike is doing a great job in James' absence!
I bet he actually gets a chuckle when people rag on him!
2 years, 8 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games
I can't speak for all the fans, but I think most would agree that whatever this movie turns out to be,, you have the spirit, drive, vision, and determination of a young Orson Wells.
We're all very proud of you for taking this leap, and through you, and your efforts, all of us at home get to live vicariously, cheering you on.
Even though there is obviously obstacles you are fighting right now, this movie is YOUR vision, YOUR passion,,, YOUR movie.
For us fans, this is YOUR Kane.
2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - The Point of No Return
Some people are griping about Mike not being in the movie, and I agree, but it's already been decided, and Mike has admitted he'd rather hold the Fort down, and not be in the movie. Hats' off to Mike.
However, if you're looking for a best friend for the nerd, who won't charge $25,000.00 a day?,,, Look no further than this guy.
He would be perfect!
2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions
James! This guy lives in L.A.,, and you really should cast him in your movie!
He is hilarious!
@Frameskipper It's easy,, try "V-2",, like the German rocket, and just add 6!
2 years, 8 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
@Mister Buckethead I do not say this lightly,,, but BucketHead is the greatest guitarist who has ever lived. I've been playing for over 40 years. I should know. Still, it's just my opinion.
2 years, 9 months ago on Super Mario Bros 3 Glitches (NES)
@Syrin Skeeball rocks!! I've never smoked crack, but Skeeball must be damn close. I can't stop playing it!! Plus, after putting about $90.00 in one of those machines, I can collect the million tickets, go to the counter, and chose between the ink pen that doesn't work, or the faux Pubic Zuccini ring!!
I'm sure James, and all those other guys will have some really cool stuff set up, way beyond the realms of Skeeball.
Wait!! They have the original Donkey Kong too? Too bad I'm on the East Coast. Alas.......
2 years, 9 months ago on ScrewAttack Vs. Machinima (At the Arcade!)
@Syrin .......but I love Skeeball!?
@GeofBOMB@c64kicksass@OdieMikes P.S. FUCK YOU.
2 years, 9 months ago on Atari 5200
@GeofBOMB@c64kicksass@OdieMikes Look here, Mr. Fuck Stick, aka GeofBOMB. For your information, back in 1998, when I found the Atari 7800,, yes, at the dump, with 26 games, in perfectly good condition,, it was a blessing. I'm a single Dad.
My son was dying, and I was up to my ass in medical bills. That free system, with loads of free games lightened up the mood a little bit. It brought some fun into our house. We couldn't afford a Play Station then.
He died in 1999.
Now we have a brand new ps3, XBOX 360, and a Wii. I make $75,000.00 a year now.
God has blessed us. I hope you never have to go through,, what we have.
Think about this, before you run your mouth again.
@JennyBean I prefer the word.. "Jolly".
2 years, 9 months ago on Message From Space
I saw these movies back in the 70s', and they creeped me out to no end.
I'd love to see a remake.
2 years, 9 months ago on The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
Just a bit of trivia here. Peter Grant, Led Zepplins' manager worked for Hammer as a young man.
2 years, 9 months ago on Hammer Films (late 50’s to early 70’s)
Yeah, and then when the T-1000 finds D.J. at Rosannes house, he gets his ass handed to him, because D.J. is actually the new T-5000, sent back in time to terminate the vinyl record hating T-1000.
2 years, 9 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
I can't believe James didn't mention Frank Herberts "Dune" as an influence.
2 years, 9 months ago on Star Wars movie review - Part 1
@dino666@OdieMikes Nope. Not even one copy of that turd.
@Mikefate@meeeeeeeeee@slipkorn17 I think you both have valid points here, but I truly feel that James was embarrassed taking even one Nickel from anyone to do this film. The people who donated wanted to help James make this movie, and they're all dying to see the end result. That money will go really quick too, and more than likely, the movie will go over budget. Also, I would bet that James isn't having a load of fun out there. He's more than likely stressed to the limit, and working 16 hour days.
That's just my 2 cents.
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN Movie Fundraiser Ending
Man, he was a scary dude.
2 years, 9 months ago on R.I.P. Bill Hinzman
@Mike/Cinemassacre@Thrashing Deth That would be cool Mike, but I have to tell you, it's one of those series, that the first one is superior.
2 years, 9 months ago on House (1977)
@Syrin ....or seizures.
@OdieMikes@MECHAGARY I was throwing out my trash, and they were right there in front of me.
@HenryFinnegan@Big McLargehuge Yes, blades, and a Drill Bit. Great movie!
2 years, 10 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)
This could possibly be the sweetest movie ever...........
I have to see it!
I still wish Mike would consider reviewing "The Crippled Masters". It's the sickest Hong Kong Kung Fu flick,,, ever.
@Big McLargehuge@HenryFinnegan I loved Phantasm. The Original. Now that would be a good review.
@Inspire Word to the wise,, do not, I repeat,, Do Not order a "Slammer" at any bar in Tijuana.
2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - Location Scouting
@Anthony33 I hope it's not a "Nut Log",, from Stuckeys.
@MarcWarner I have to agree. I must be missing something? I tried like crazy to get into the Zelda games, Final Fantasy, etc.. and still want to, but I just lost interest, and put them down. I'd much rather play something like Resident Evil 4.
It's like, I love Oysters, but they're not for everyone.
I still wanna see what I'm missing in these games. They just kinda bore me. There must be something to it. ?
p.s. First person shooters can be fun, but they kinda piss me off too.
2 years, 10 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
@RyanSanders@Devil_Rising Fair enough my friend,,, but I just can't picture Picard dealing with the Gorn. Peace. G.B.
2 years, 10 months ago on Trek Trivia
@RyanSanders@Devil_Rising Cradle?,, I gotta barf now.
@Devil_Rising In the 60's,, yes, I'm that old,, all of my friends loved the Original Star Trek, and never could figure out why it got canceled?!
All my dumb friends called it Star Track though. Just like they called my dads Mustang Mach 1, a Mark 1.
Geez, I feel like Huckleberry Finn here....
Anyway, the Original was way better than any of the spin-offs.
It seems like in the newer ones, everything is so dang p.c. , and nobody wants to offend anyone? Klingons are friends?!! Whaaa???
Every picture of me from the 60's, I'm sporting a black eye. It was the decade of,, "It's o.k. for everybody to beat the hell out of anybody you happen to feel like beating the hell out of, at any given moment." It was o.k., and Star Trek was one of the few shows that reflected that mind-set. That decade was tough, but it made me tougher.
Kirk, and Spock, went to Planets, and kicked everybodys' asses. With fist fights. That's how things were done then.
I miss those times. (I never could figure out why they always sent the most important guys from the ship on dangerous missions? I think the "T" in Kirk stands for Testosterone.)
Picard would try to "work things out peaceably". We all know were that gets ya. It's not a bad show? I do like the concept of the Borg. Still, it's lame.
... and speaking of P.C.,,, Why did the Klingons in the original show, all look like Mexicans?
@MichaelSchatz My bad.
Tranya. "I hope you relish it, as much as I".
That is Ron Howards' little brother. He was also "Leon" in the Andy Griffith show.
Spock was the fricking Science Officer!!!
Kirk was here.
So was The Gorn.
"Alien Beaver Tomato Fight" Another great band name! Thanks James.
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: Action 52
Does it come with "Poo-Pee" Pads?
2 years, 10 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo
@Piet ....Time to Dance...... (Deter)
First of all, Good job Mike, on keeping the site interesting, and fresh!
It seems like every couple of days, or so, you're posting something new, and entertaining, so touche' !!
... Second of all, this crazy toy dog has given me a great idea. Here in the South, we love "Hush Puppys". You know, those fried cornbread thingys, that are more addicting than crack.
... If you could just shove Hush Puppy mix into this sick invention, and have a Deep Fryer, on the Southern, or "Business" end of the doggy?
How frickin' cool would that be?
What would you call them though? I'm open for suggestions.....
That was funny as crap Mike!! Good job!!
What ever happened to Helen Slater anyway?
2 years, 10 months ago on Supergirl (1984)
@RosinaLucyCalypso@senna4ever@Ultimateownage It's a people thing. It's a normal thing. The 50's looked awesome from my young perspective, as I was growing up in the 70's. Now that's nostalgic. The 80's? Crap, I was raising kids then. Yes, I have a daughter that is James' age. I must be the oldest one here? It's o.k. I love this site!
2 years, 10 months ago on Mrs Nerd answers
Rosina!! Here's a sample of The 3 Stooges!!
@RosinaLucyCalypso@Ultimateownage If you don't mind?,, Can I please ask what country you are from Rosina?
No 3 Stooges in your country? Is there no GOD?
WOW,, O.K. The 3 Stooges were 3 Goofball brothers, who did short films in the 1940s', here in America. ,,, And they were funny,, as cunt!!,, (can I say that now? ... has SOPA censored me yet?)
Wait,, Lemme back up here. The 3 brothers were Shemp, Moe, and Curly Howard. Also, there was Larry Fine. (My favorite Stooge!!)
I know, that makes 4,, but damn.
Not to be confusing, here???
Larry, and Moe, were always there, but Shemp, and Curly kinda traded off from time to time. Shemp was the first,, he didn't want to do the gig, then Curly came in, and let Shemp off the hook,, Curly got sick, and died, then Shemp came back.,,,, then died. Are you confused yet?
Moe, and Larry pushed on later with some Curly wannabes. (Joe Dorrito, Joe Besser, etc...)
Crap? I dunno?,, Look it up on youtube, and if you're a woman that likes this stuff?,, then you're o.k. by me!!!
Finding an American woman who's o,k, with the word "CUNT" ???
........ Is like finding a Woman who laughs at the "3 Stooges"?!!
That word is like Kryptonite to most women in the Western Hemisphere.
I need to move over seas.
Not to be off topic here, but is there a projected release date for the movie?
.... and Thank you Mrs. Nerd, for responding to all the questions.
I hope you, and James have fun in Ca!
@ExhaledHippo Whooo!! There's a Resident Evil 6 Trailer there!
We have one of each. My family that is.
A Wii, an Xbox 360, and a PS3. They are all great, but honestly, I prefer the PS3. I don't like the joysticks on the PS3 though. They're too floppy, and hard to control. The ones on the Xbox feel a lot better to me. Your thumb fits in them, they don't seem as high, and they're a bit stiffer. Do I have any options as a PS3 owner, as far as after market controllers that might suit me better?
2 years, 10 months ago on Wii Salute
I found an Atari 7800 at the dump, mint condition, in a grocery bag, plus 26 games, back in 1996. Took it home,, plugged it in,, and it worked like a charm!
There was some good games in there too.
Asteroids, Mario, Donkey Kong, etc..
My son, who was 4 at the time was thrilled.
2 years, 10 months ago on Atari 5200
@mattis123456789 I've been trying to figure that one out too. I wonder if they had a falling out? Seems like he just vanished at some point. Hmmmmm.....?
..... Maybe he's still behind the couch?
2 years, 10 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks