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This one was a little lackluster compared to the rest. Who picks out the e-mails you read?! Probably ScrewAttack I am guessing. They kind stumbled on this group.. >_>

 

Still enjoy these and the concept though. Hopefully James will continue them after the screw attack stuff is over.

2 years, 7 months ago on Mailbag #4

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 @PTatoes Ya, I was impressed when Mike was going to use the pen trick... I've used it probably a thousand times... Then he lit the end on fire and I was questioning his sanity... lmao

2 years, 7 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games

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Ah man... Maybe the only suitable time for porn jokes and we don't get any. How disappointing. 

2 years, 7 months ago on OverAnalyzers - Puppetland

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Only a months worth of shooting? I always expected this to be a much longer process. Oh well, not like I am complaining!! Can't wait to have James back at the forefront of Cinmassacre.

2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - The Point of No Return

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 @DerekShort I'd be more worried about his apparent drinking problem than his sexual orientation.

2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - Production Design

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 @Erizot I was being fecetious... lol. Although blocking the ads that help keep the site free doesn't help keep the site free.

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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 @Zippyzip You should stop being so selfish and click the god damn Fran ad. Do it for James.

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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Fran looks like a cow?

 

Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit! This advertisement  is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This advertisement is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! 

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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DO YOU WANT TO WATCH FRAN?!?!NO I MOTHER FUCKING DO NOT WANT TO WATCH FRAN. NOW KINDLY SUCK THE PISS FROM MY COCK (yay Spartacus quote)  

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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 @JaredMJett SHIT IS ON EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN PAGE. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.

 

WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK THIS FUCK IS

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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 @Stevehusky HOW DO I GET IT OFF MY SCREEN

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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This is random but... HOW THE FUCK DO I FUCKING DELETE THESE MOTHER FUCKING POP UP ADS. 

 

Ya know whats bullllllllllllllshit?! Motherfuckin pop up ads without an X button, even after they are done playing.

 

Ads on videos, pop up ads on every page, ads in the side bar, ads in the background..

 

For fucks sake. 

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes

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 @ThorvaldTheBad I'd love to see a 5 Star movie produced from a cell phone camera... lmao

2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN Movie - Production help

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 @Boddrick  @Qufa Ya... It's going to be really odd seeing some actor paid to portray James' best friend... When in reality, I think everyone would be just as happy, if not happier to see James' REAL best friend on film next to him through this adventure.

2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @DavidJones1 He's said he's likely to take it on the long indie path... Going on tour around the country (maybe the world!?).

2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @LukasSprehn That. Would Be. Epic.

2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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Let me show you how to eat a cookie Aaaalalalaaaaaa

2 years, 8 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary

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 @TheZaius  He sounds more like what a supposed love child between Edith and Yoda would sound like.

2 years, 8 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary

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 @kuksoolwon  They are also once a month, IIRC

2 years, 8 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #1

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Damn It... I thought this was a spin off of the Screw Attack series. Something James could do easily while making the movie... Instead... It's just the same video.

 

I R Sad Panda.

2 years, 8 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #1

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@NEORaven667 James has said numerous times and in recent videos, that the movie is completely fan funded.

2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program

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An extremely moving piece, James. After your experience with AVGN: The Movie is complete, and you do the tours an dget it on DVD... You should seriously consider a full length documentary.

2 years, 9 months ago on The Dragon in my Dreams

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LMAO... oh lord... Absolutely hilarious. What a shit load of fuck the Stuntmaster is. hahah

2 years, 9 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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@lkjlksdjf

What... Fans donated over THREE-HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars so that James could fulfill one of his dreams. Not only is he using the fans money to completely fund this project... But after it's over... he's going to MAKE MONEY off this movie.

I mean.. think about that concept...

James gets to fulfill a dream of his on the dollar of thousands upon thousands of fans. He then gets to take the final version of that and probably make thousands upon thousands off that for nothing but his time (which I agree is very valuable)

I envy his position, to be completely honest.

I don't think he owes it to us... But I don't see how making a video that is a few minutes in length every couple of weeks is going to put so much stress under him that the movie will be less than what his vision depicts.

I love these updates... And James films them while he is doing whatever it is he is dong for the movie that day... So it's not like he is going completely out of his way to do these.

If it was him putting out sub par AVGN episodes or something.. I'd agree with you. But it's not.

2 years, 9 months ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings

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Good ol' classic Nerd. Nothing better than this.

2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Commentary

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You should make make them for cinemassacre, James. I ain't buying squat from Screw Attack, lmao.

2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program

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Need more Game Glitches!

2 years, 9 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)

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Haha. Absolutely superb episode everyone.

But James stole the show with the closing line(s). Epic.

2 years, 9 months ago on OverAnalyzers #12

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I have absolutely no idea what it I just watched.... What I do know... Is that it was freaking awesome!!!!

2 years, 9 months ago on Munky Cheez 4

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@Devil_Rising Just because you like a movie doesn't make it a good movie. I love numerous bad movies... But that's all it is. Liking bad movies.

2 years, 9 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)

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I feel bad for James' cats. I wonder if he feeds them playdoh, too.

2 years, 10 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo

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If only a persons level of attractiveness correlated to their talent as an actress.

2 years, 10 months ago on Supergirl (1984)

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I know you are busy and everything, and won't be able to push out consistent videos. But mother fucking damn it, James.... I just love listening to you talk about random stuff.

I don't care that you are putting AVGN on hiatus... You know why? Because I am not just an AVGN fan. I am a fan of you. A fan of James and of Cinemssacre.

James Earl Jones once said...

Film it, and they will come, James. They will come.

2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN Panel

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James, do you ever get a little attached to any of these pieces and hate to see them go? Do you keep any AVGN memorabilia for yourself... Something you just couldn't part with?!

2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN: THE MOVIE - FUNDRAISER UPDATE

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Did Mrs. Nerd just use pants-shitting and sausage fest in context? You sure are a lucky man, James.

2 years, 10 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks

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Ooo.. I like this idea. I think I am gong to take it straight to Hollywood! Thanks for the millions, James! :D

2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - Thinking Way Ahead

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With $200,000 dollars nearly raised in 2011... I can only imagine how much the Feds are fucking you in the ass. Such is the nature of our government, which thrives on taking things from its people. I wish you and your entire cast well James... And here is to hoping you can walk straight before shooting begins!

2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN autograph memorabilia - Final month for fundraiser

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Woohoo! James won't be completely disappearing off the face of the planet like I expected! My day just got infinitely better.

2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - The Title

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The difference in this video and Ep. 1 is phenomenal. Leaps and bounds better, and I liked episode 1. haha.

Great job Mike. Keep on mother fuckin!

2 years, 10 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series

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@JimmyTheFish Amen. I used to love That Guy (never more than AVGN though)... But his sites stuff has just been going DOWN DOWN DOWN in quality over the last couple years. Kinda sad.

2 years, 11 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)

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Hmm... Motherfuckin Monday needs a catchy song / intro.

2 years, 11 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)

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Wooo. A new era in cinemassacre has begun!

2 years, 11 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)

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Well Mike.. the future of Cinemassacre is now in your hands. No pressure, or anything. And you may have to do less motherfucking in order to get us routine updates... I hope this is a sacrifice you are willing to make. :D

Continue to fight the good fight.

Your Friend,

J. D. Kruger

2 years, 11 months ago on Nerd up!

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This is some 1984 kinda shit, and we are all going to be fucked.

2 years, 11 months ago on SOPA and Protect IP

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@penguinsoldier I don't think you really understand how big this is and the impact it can have now and in the future. You sound so... ignorant.

2 years, 11 months ago on SOPA and Protect IP

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Oh, and the radio stations... Talk about epic.

2 years, 11 months ago on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Glitches (PS2)

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YES... One of my favorite games of ALL TIME. I remember wayyy back when, in the height of my GTA: VC playing days that I had every single street, store, safe house, etc memorized. It was like living in my own world. The good ol' days.

Thanks for the memories motherfucker!

2 years, 11 months ago on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Glitches (PS2)

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Gotta catch em' all.... STDs.

Haha. Love these episodes... And I must say. James seems more "into" this video moreso than some of his other recent postings. Get rid of the nerd altogether (long hiatus) and give us OA, Mike's Game Glitches, A Cinemassacre Mailbag, and maybe some Board James and other random miscellaneous videos.

2 years, 11 months ago on OverAnalyzers Episode #9: Bond (Part 1 of 2)

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@nowhere4321 Amen... Yes, some are better than others... but I love them all. I've been an AVGN for 4 years now... I am not going anywhere.

2 years, 11 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #1

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