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Lisa looks like a fucking crackhead in Escape from Camp Deadly at around 3:40 minutes in.
2 years, 6 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games
@Darkhyrulelord I think they got it from the Hojo clan's symbol.
2 years, 8 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)
I hate the way in the newer star wars all of a sudden all the jedis are jumping and spinning around when they fight it's ridiculous. That's a good way to cut your own ballsack off
2 years, 8 months ago on Star Wars movie review - Part 2
These last few movies have all been really mother fuckin' awesome in my opinion. I'd much rather watch some old crazy cult films than new big budget super hero movies with enough CGI to make me think it's a video game.
2 years, 8 months ago on House (1977)
I prefer kung fu movies like these to the newer big budget ones
2 years, 8 months ago on Drunken Wu Tang (1984)
@RhyanChapman yeah Mike's wearing shorts in this one
2 years, 9 months ago on Trek Trivia
Love James' Yuengling hat! Represent!
Love the Riki-Oh at the beginning. I love each weeks opening so much.
2 years, 9 months ago on Supergirl (1984)
I wish I could've seen a 7 foot tall Thai guy fight a green-skinned orange-haired Brazilian retard.
2 years, 9 months ago on Street Fighter fan film: Chun Li Vs. Cammy
hahahaha! Dan Hibicky. mmmm Cammy...
Elvis was an asshole
2 years, 9 months ago on Nerd Log - Road Trip
YES! I finally found it! Fuck yeah! Thanks you Motherfucking lovable bastard, this made my next couple of days.
2 years, 9 months ago on The Killing of Satan (1983)
All these movies are so freaking awesome. They are perfect for the MST3K treatment.
@FloridaBoy I agree wholeheartedly, these fucks were so lucky, yet they squandered their meeting with their own mediocrity. The internet has sullied their creativity.
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN Panel
oh my that is the most listless, pasty, uninspired singing of the nerd song I have ever heard
This makes me think back to when I first found out about the Nerd. I was listening to Howard Stern, yeah that's right Fucking Howard Stern.
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN DVD Intro Remix
Oh my that X-Men arcade game is the shit! I would always pick Colossus charge in doing his special without abandon, AGHHHHHH!!!!
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade
I hope Bronson Cave gets a cameo in the movie. Those kitties are fucking cute
2 years, 9 months ago on Nerd Log - Packing Stuff
The concept of this video is hilarious, I feel I don't even NEED to watch it, I almost know what to expect.
2 years, 9 months ago on Overanalyzers #11 (Muppet Babies)
Since you asked for questions I'll actually ask some.
When did you meet James? Before or after or during his rise to stardom?
Is there a hidden nerd child, a Blanket or Shiloh Jolie-Pitt?
Is James a good lover? My Howard Stern question.
Were you truly hiding to preserve mystique, or were you afraid of the caucasian sausage fest and their leers and silly sexist internet comments?
You seem to be causing a little bit of internet chaos in the comment section, does this amuse or bemuse you?
Thank you for revealing yourself, it has been one of my greatest wonders in regards to the Nerd/James.
2 years, 9 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
That's some rubbery ass wood in the talking scene
2 years, 9 months ago on Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
sorry, but you left your hormones all over the place can you please pick them up? @JamesSmith1
Oh my god I love the gory cartoon violence at the beginning, it made my night.
2 years, 9 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series
Apparently Chiaotzu from Dragonball is supposed to be like them. @N8_Teh_GR8
2 years, 10 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)
I love the way the Ice Cream Bunny is fatter than Santa Claus
2 years, 10 months ago on Santa Claus and The Ice Cream Bunny (1974)
Last time I checked Scotland was part of Great Britain @guch20
2 years, 10 months ago on OverAnalyzers #10 (Bond Part 2)
you always do glitch reviews for games I have and love! mother fuckin' mike's the man, man!
2 years, 10 months ago on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Glitches (PS2)
kick his ass! nostalgia critic is very hit or miss with me, sometimes he makes me laugh other times he pisses me the hell off
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN Vs. Nostalgia Critic - The Final Battle
oh my god he said cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years, 10 months ago on Christmas Carol Part 1 - Home Alone 2
I actually bought Simon's Quest on the Virtual Console.
2 years, 10 months ago on Simons Quest
My friend and I made a bunch of movies when we were young. We made a lot with a first person perspective with a toy a gun kind of like a video game. It was just the two of us and we reused his backyard and house as the set for every movie. We just pretended to beat or shoot the shit out of each other and it almost always go off screen for a period because we didnt have a cameraman, just Trusty the Tripod. All but the worst and earliest film survived a computer crash, I really wish we kept at it.
2 years, 10 months ago on Cinemassacre 200
Complaining is not going to make the next AVGN episode be made any faster, for fuck's sakes there is going to be an entire movie in due time. I'm thankful if ANYTHING new with James' voice is on this site every time I check it. It's not like a network is paying him to make these videos, if you want to complain complain about how shitty the new Simpsons episodes are.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Green Monster That Walked Into My House (1993)
Whoa the flying fist is fucking fantastic!
New cartoons catered towards children suck ASS. The downward slope in quality began with Batman Beyond and cartoons started becoming "edgy" and stuff in the late 90's/early 2000s. Now when I turn on a T.V. with cable and check it out cartoon network it's all this colorful zany shit that still manages to be unoriginal with smug ass characters and dumb oneliners they play over and over again in the commercials. GAH I HATE IT, gimme some fucking Ren and Stimpy
2 years, 11 months ago on Inspector Gadget Review Part 1
I got my hands on a DVD of Deathstalker 2 and it has commentary which I found entertaining, they really didn't give a fuck. There's an MST3K for Deathstalker 3 so I think that is the only format worth watching.
2 years, 11 months ago on Deathstalker (1983)
Oh yeah! I wonder if these glitches work on the Game Boy Advance version, probably not but worth a try.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Glitches
I was just a baby then! There's some great editing and effects in here, especially for such a young man. I couldn't do better now without taking some pointers.
3 years, 1 month ago on House of Horror (1992/1993)
It's a shame, all the movies that never made it to DVD are confined to bazaars and flea markets now. What's worse in my opinion is the lack of video game rentals, and the lack of old games in my local video game store. I just want a convenient romp through a store I may be able to find Samurai Shodown or Battle Arena Toshinden in, it's so inorganic to bid online.
3 years, 1 month ago on Video Rental Memories
oh my god this is fucking awesome
3 years, 1 month ago on TMNT 90's Anime
My spine is tingling with anticipation.
3 years, 1 month ago on Monster Madness Sequel-A-Thon - Coming October 1st
3 years, 1 month ago on A very strange TMNT appearance from 1990
This would have been a great MST3k short. As far as racism is concerned I didn't hear anything.
3 years, 1 month ago on Face of the Screaming Werewolf Commentary
This just made me even more hungry for MONSTER MADNESS 2011! I honestly did not care too much for horror before I started watching them, now I'm hooked, thanks James & Mike!
3 years, 1 month ago on World's Greatest Horror Quiz Part 1
Yeah Geno's is run by assholes anyway
3 years, 1 month ago on Rocky Jumped A Park Bench
This is really neat, I've always wondered where some of the precise locations were. A few aren't too far from my sister's house.
I love it when he's waiting for the traffic near the art museum. I also enjoy the acting of everyone's favorite glitch gremlin.
3 years, 1 month ago on Stoney (2001)
This sorta reminds me of Porco Rosso. I wonder if it slows down as the battery wears out.
3 years, 1 month ago on Board James: Loopin' Louie (Live at PAX 2011)