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Homemade screwdriver fail makes MacGuyver sad.
2 years, 10 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games
Haven't seen it, but I was expecting it to be a ripoff of Dragonheart.
Arwen sure was in the movies alot. She was BARELY in the books.
2 years, 10 months ago on Eragon (2006)
Thanks for the link. Just spent hours watching the whole series.
2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN appears in Pop Fiction
I might have a bit of a perspective problem, but I tried for a year & I was never able to adjust to 3D platformers. They make me dizzy as fuck.
2 years, 10 months ago on Donald Duck Games
Hey guys, if you just want explosions & robots fighting eachother, Samurai Pizza Cats is finally coming to DVD.
2 years, 10 months ago on Michael Bay's TMNT from Outer Space?
Only masochists watch Micheal Bay & Uwe Boll movies. If you want to spend money to be punished, rent a dominatrix.
If only there was a movie or game that combines ninjas, zombies, robots, & pirates....There was a Neverwinter Nights 1 DLC story that had HALF of it, but I wan't ALL of it.
2 years, 10 months ago on Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
No....Golf would be WAY more interesting with ninjas. Of if you were the only person there not drunk & also had a camcord handy.
2 years, 10 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
When I was a kid, Sesame Street seemingly revolved around Grover & Big Bird. Why is the most annoying least funny one the most popular?
No way man, Elmo is in love with Katy Perry's boobs.
Am I seeing horrible CGI or horrible green screen effects here?
Mike, if it was 15 years earlier, I'd have asked you to tape over the voice on my little brother's Tickle Me Elmo....Tickle Me Emo.
Hahaha, I fuckkin DARE you to watch one of those CGI Barbie movies.
2 years, 10 months ago on Elmo in Grouchland (1999) Commentary
I LOVE this series.
2 years, 10 months ago on Back to the Future game review
Strong Bad Email joke. What kind of geek doesn't know about Homestar Runner?
2 years, 11 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #1
James...At least 1/4 of the mail you get is from women, if not half.
Not going to make fun of poorly spelled hate mail with terrible grammar?
Dear The Nerd, How does you type with your boxing gloves on?
Great episode Mike, & I'm not even a SW fan.
2 years, 11 months ago on Message From Space
Bringing up Scrooge & "excuuuuuse me princess", I can tell you read Cracked.com.
It does look so-bad-it's-good entertaining.
2 years, 11 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)
You guys barely look old enough to be married.
3 years ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
I like the glitches AND Motherfucking Mondays, I just wish they were twice as long.
3 years ago on Kirby Glitches
That is one fucking creepy-looking puppet.
Speaking of enjoying hearing what the director has to say, don't you hate it when you turn on the commentary & they're talking about anything but the movie?
3 years ago on Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Yeah, the thing is, Benjamin Franklin didn't invent electricity & now they say the thing with the kite was as false a myth as Washington & the "I cannot tell a lie" story. A classic case fo cartoon writers not doing their research.
3 years ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series
I remember this show, & the animated Bill & Ted, & that MC Hammer & New Kids on the Block had their own cartoons too.
This is the kind of movie my best friend used to lend to stoners.
3 years, 1 month ago on Robo Vampire (1988)
I read somewhere that PIP already silently passed out of congress.
3 years, 1 month ago on SOPA and Protect IP
Hollywood figures "think how much money we could make if we could just sue everyone in the country. It'll be like medieval times when the nobles taxed the shit out of the peasants & took more than half of their products as tribute."
Is anyone else having a problem with Blip where the videos & sound are not quite in sync?
He's got purdy hands.
RIP piece of bread.
Dr Stoney, please report to surgery. Bring duct tape.
3 years, 2 months ago on Cooking With Stoney (2001)
I also made the connection between Get Smart & Inspector Gadget when I was a kid.
This is a cartoon I totally expect to get like a gritty reboot or something.
3 years, 2 months ago on Inspector Gadget Review Part 1
Link & Mario will die virgins.
3 years, 2 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Glitches
Looks about as fun as Desert Bus.
3 years, 4 months ago on Board James: Loopin' Louie (Live at PAX 2011)