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ME BE BACK!!!................eh, Frankenstein-Impression Fail...

2 years, 7 months ago on The Vindicator - Movie Review

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Eragon the Movie is a festering piece of Horse Shit.

 

the books are pretty good. I like them. and yeah, don't criticize the author.  Lucas used plenty of pre existing story telling methods, but that doesn't mean other people who do are ripping him off, or "Stealing" them. Lucas does not own them......I've actually had this argument with people before. I totally don't get how every one thinks just because some one makes a story, every and all stories that have similar characteristics are automatically rip-offs. so, what, no one is ever allowed to make a story like that again? that's such a stupid way of thinking...

2 years, 7 months ago on Eragon (2006)

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yeah........pouring red gooey liquid over a naked hot chick is........it's gross. totally disgusting. I........I would never want to do that. it's gross.....{shifty eyes}

2 years, 7 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

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you're looking for an East Coast-esque street in LA??? good luck, my friend, good luck....

2 years, 7 months ago on AVGN Movie - Production help

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......I don't know who Renfeild or Bob is. and if the people of London were poisoned, wouldn't there blood be contaminated? besides, one single vampire can't drink all the blood from multiple bodies in one night, he would get totally full and bloated aaaand I'm looking way too into this aren't I? it's just supposed to be a joke. ok, I'll stop now.

2 years, 7 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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It's really awesome to hear that you guys love your home so much. I can relate; no matter how cold and miserable it gets in the winter, I am and will always be a Bostonian. I know what you guys mean when you say you're really proud and fond of your home.

2 years, 8 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food

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lol. 40,000....

2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings

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why is this not an AVGN episode? I think the Nerd could be extremely funny with something like this.

2 years, 8 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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best. series. ever.

2 years, 8 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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@Devil_Rising@Mike/Cinemassacre excuse me, but I wasn't trying to be an asshole. was anything I said truly that insulting? Mike didn't sound as enthusiastic and he usually does, so I asked him about it. how on earth is that being an asshole?

2 years, 8 months ago on House (1977)

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@Mike/Cinemassacre oh, ok. no problem. you just didn't sound as excited as you normally do. I guess your voice just seemed.....toned down for some reason. I don't know. but whatever, don't worry about it.

2 years, 8 months ago on House (1977)

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Mike, are you.....are you like, OK? you sound like your either falling asleep or bored out of your mind while you were making the voice over....

2 years, 8 months ago on House (1977)

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huh. there's a scene in the game Mass Effect 2 where the main character is having a drink and they say that "It's green" line.......I never knew that came from Star Trek...

2 years, 9 months ago on Trek Trivia (Next Generation)

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@sdfsdfdsf If the Chinese makes half the stuff that's soled in Japan, I think they might be used to this sort of thing, and much worse.

2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program

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Oh my god.........I watched this video and not 2 milliseconds later I look over to the TV to see a Breaking Dawn commercial.......BEST. TIMING. EVAH!!!!!

2 years, 9 months ago on Shit Reel

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you have to pay..........just to use your camera in a place?.................This fuck'n country.......

2 years, 9 months ago on Nerd Log - Location Scouting

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So......is that the whole game? just watching the dog take a shit and giggling like a couple of 7 year olds?

because if it is, I approve.

2 years, 9 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo

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I'm probably gonna cause a few head explosions, jaw drops, and face palms with this statement, but.........I've never actually heard of precisely WHAT is so god awful about the E.T. video game. I know it's horrible, but I don't actually know what makes it so horrible. I was gonna wait for this movie, but now I think it might assume the audience already knows, since so many people seem to. I mean......exactly what's wrong with it? (an no, I've never played it, nor have I seen any of it's content in videos. I've only heard about it, mostly on this site)

2 years, 9 months ago on Howard Scott Warshaw, programmer of Atari E.T. mentions AVGN: The Movie

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You guys left JUST in time; the east coast just had this big snow storm last night...

2 years, 9 months ago on Mrs Nerd answers

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@ZombieKillerXXX He lives in Pennsylvania, which is on the east coast, which is where I also live, and over here, it's 2:24 in the morning. so it is Monday for Mike.

2 years, 9 months ago on The Killing of Satan (1983)

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CUSIMO & CO! I love them! ergo, I LOVE THIS REMIX!!!!

2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN DVD Intro Remix

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the remix of the AVGN theme at the very beginning is one of the greatest AVGN theme remixes I've ever heard.

2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade

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.....for some odd reason, you actually look a little familiar. are you sure you haven't been in ANY of James's videos? I swear I've seen you somewhere before...

but, anyway, so you like to draw and paint huh? I have some artistic skill with a pencil myself, and I always love appreciating the the work of my fellow artists. could you maybe show some of your work? I'd love to see some of it.

2 years, 9 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks

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Call it "Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie".....unless you think you might make more AVGN movies in the future....in which case, you should probably give this one a subtitle. something having to do with the Atari E.T., perhaps...

2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - The Title

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oh..........I did not know that. @adwatts66

2 years, 10 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series

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......Boston Beaneaters? would these stupid cartoons stop making fun of my city!

2 years, 10 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series

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I like cinemadness and cinemaximum. but I also like Cinemassecre. I always assumed that it was called that because you really like slasher movies, or something.

2 years, 10 months ago on Vintage Cinemassacre name list

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I really hate these crappy campy movies that look like they had a budget of about 30 bucks.

2 years, 10 months ago on Santa Claus and The Ice Cream Bunny (1974)

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well this one was certainly better. and I really hate picking on the same person all the time, it makes me feel a little guilty, but one last thing Susie needs to change; the lipstick. the lipstick is a bit much. lose the lipstick, or switch it for a more subtle color, and this thing'll be golden.

2 years, 10 months ago on OverAnalyzers Episode #9: Bond (Part 1 of 2)

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that first funny entry was the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. the fact that Twilight is so popular is a BAD thing, and to use it as an example of how to attract attention and gain popularity is like using Hitler as an example of how to run a country. Yes, I just compared Twilight to Hitler. I hate it that much.

in fact, using sex appeal as a way to get popularity in and of itself is despicable, disgusting, and all around fucked up. (one reason WHY I loathe twilight)

on a lighter note, nice shirt James.

2 years, 10 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #1

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why.....just....WHY??? why were so many bible games being made!?!?!?!?

2 years, 10 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3

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oh my god take me with you. Northern East Coast winters DO suck! I DON'T WANNA LIVE HERE ANYMORE until april....

but seriously, that blizzard two days before Halloween was just.........ugh....

2 years, 10 months ago on Status

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I fucking hate FPSs.

2 years, 11 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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........Toys R Us? you had to get videogames at Toys R Us back then? so, wait, how exactly old is GameStop?

2 years, 11 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Glitches

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I've been feeling this way about Borders a lot. even though in recent years my local borders stupidly made a friggn shrine to tween vampire book franchises (yeah, plural) and I couldn't even go into the place, I still loved going there to get a book when I was a kid. I do NOT like this new kindle or nook or whatever people use now. I like paper books that you can physically turn pages with, and feel the paper in your fingers. the smell of paper, weather old or new, was just awesome. I always bought all my novels there., and I had planned on getting all my books there for as long as I could. but now it seems like I'll have to go to Barns & Nobles, which is ok, but like James and his video stores, it's just the principle of bringing back memories, and experiences. Borders used to be one my most favorite stores anywhere (well, before the tween shrine anyway,) and I can't believe they're gone for good. I'm going to miss it so much, I mean, yeah I've been pissed off at them for having so much retarded twilight shit, but I didn't want the to go out of business! this new digital age is starting to suck.

3 years, 1 month ago on Video Rental Memories

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oh god.....that was HORRIBLE! I HATE reading subtitles for the entire show! I can't fucking stand it when things aren't in English for more than maybe 45 seconds. I want to WATCH whatever it is I'm watching, not read the fucking dialog script! .........the fact that it's a TMNT anime is also kinda weird.

3 years, 1 month ago on TMNT 90's Anime

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well that was fonny.

anyway, I just realized that we only have two weeks until Monster Madness! I can't wait to see what you've got in store for us this year James! Looking forward to it!

3 years, 1 month ago on Childhood Comics: The Flying Fonny

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well, I always figured vampires and the red cross were pretty similar.......obviously the reasons and motives are different, but..... still........that was kind of a stupid joke though. vampires can't be "the answer" to red cross because a single vampire doesn't distribute it.

3 years, 1 month ago on World's Greatest Horror Quiz Part 1

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that wasn't THAT weird..........at least, not until that freak in the dress showed up! seriously, what the fuck!?

3 years, 1 month ago on A very strange TMNT appearance from 1990

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Maybe they could have stayed if the red plane was replaced with a tiny Normandy. XP

3 years, 1 month ago on Board James: Loopin' Louie (Live at PAX 2011)

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