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I agree that your movie reviews = education. It was because of your reviews that I bought "Ed Wood" and "The Invisible Man". I love "Ed Wood" and "The Invisible Man" is hilarious, though I don't think it's a horror movie, but rather a comedy.
So thanks for making movie reviews as well as AVGN.
1 year, 8 months ago on Cinemassacre Mailbag #2
You know, I never thought I'd hear Mike say "A cock penetrating her pussy".
I mean... wow.
1 year, 8 months ago on Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
I thought this film was okay, but I expected to hate it, so that's a good thing for me.
The reason I didn't like it was because when they revealed who the killer was, I never found it very believable that IT was a psychopath... I almost cracked at the point when IT sucked off the blood from ITS fingers! The acting didn't help either.
But then again, it's very hard to impress me with films. Regardless of genre.
(Note that I never revealed the killer's sex, so NO SPOILERS THERE!)
1 year, 9 months ago on Scream
I find it funny and a bit depressing that even if "Avatar" has an open message about taking care of our planet, environmental destruction and the way we cut down rainforests, they have to make the packaging contain WAY more paper and plastic that necessary... Double moral, I tell you.
1 year, 9 months ago on You Know What's Bullshit? Episode 15
Don't watch the AVP movies, they suck ass.
1 year, 9 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
mynameisdoug I think the "Nerdy Turd" is his worst creation...
1 year, 10 months ago on AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program
I'd rather crawl around in the airducts on "Alien vs. Predator" for the Atari Jaguar...
1 year, 10 months ago on AVGN: Spielberg Games
I never thought I'd see King Kong masturbating...
1 year, 10 months ago on Munky Cheez: Episode 3
Dammit, I can't stop watching!! Shishkebab to kebab to bab!
1 year, 10 months ago on Munky Cheez 4
WE ARE PAST $300,000!! YEEHAH!
1 year, 10 months ago on AVGN Movie Fundraiser Ending
Man, James, you sound like a real pro talking like this!
googlejustsucks Except it's 120 volts running through the wire here!!
1 year, 10 months ago on AVGN Pong Consoles
1 year, 10 months ago on Kirby Glitches
Wow. I never thought I'd hear Bugs Bunny say "Bitch"!
1 year, 10 months ago on Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle
DanielDiaz He asked people to email HIM...
1 year, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - Location Scouting
If those locations you're looking for sums up the film, it MUST be great!!
At least she's beautiful...
1 year, 10 months ago on Supergirl (1984)
You're Freddy's hand?? That's AWESOME!
(AWESOME is a great word; it can mean a lot, just like when you say FUCK...)
1 year, 10 months ago on Mrs Nerd answers
THB306 Nope. I saw a documentary about the death penalty, and the only answer people gave when asked why they support the death penalty was "because it's a part of our system, and I believe in the system".
1 year, 10 months ago on SOPA/PIPA Protest
I've heard that "Alien 3" by LJN is a decent game, but people say it's bad just because it's LJN that made the game. Is this true?
1 year, 10 months ago on The Terminator