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KD returning in the 4th to be dramatic.
1 day ago on Thunder vs Warriors: Pregame Primer
Shit shit shit
1 day, 1 hour ago on Thunder vs Warriors: Pregame Primer
Yo Justin Holiday. Stop bein' a bitch.
I hope they liked their run. Robes isn't having any of that shit when he comes back in.
Andre Roberson might be my favorite player on this team.
If Steph Curry and Klay Thompson are the splash brothers, Kevin Durant is their dad.
We're better than you and we know it.
FUCK ALL YALL
Slim is shitting on everything Golden State loves.
@Russ being Russ Bae
1 day, 2 hours ago on Thunder vs Warriors: Pregame Primer
HELP I NEED STREAM
Tonight ought to be a hell of a game. It would be huge if we won.
1 day, 4 hours ago on Thursday Bolts – 12.18.14
@Di_charden No. I shoved him in a locker. Nerd needs to learn his lesson.
2 days, 22 hours ago on Thunder power by the Kings, 104-92
@Thunder S It's all about expectations. We expected Thabo to not suck, and we expected Roberson to suck.
2 days, 23 hours ago on Thunder vs Kings: Pregame Primer
Keep making me feel good about Roberson.
@_justin @Bryson Candidate. As in he would be in the discussion.
Theoretically, if Roberson kept up his level of play, he'd be a DPOY candidate, right?
@_justin Holy shit balls
@_justin Since I'm also a Bears fan, I'm partially related to those lunatics. And I can confirm: they're lunatics.
4 days, 10 hours ago on Monday Bolts – 12.15.14
@Lost Ones He's gonna hate Russ even more when he's torching Steph.
4 days, 11 hours ago on Monday Bolts – 12.15.14
@_justin @Bryson Do see any hope for his offensive game?
I've fully joined the Roberson faction. Dude is an absolute dog.
@_justin @Navidson Memphis terrifies me. It's just the way they compete with us...every game is such a struggle.
4 days, 12 hours ago on Monday Bolts – 12.15.14
@PNT Is it in OKC?
Opinions of mine that have changed since last April:
I don't like Reggie Jackson anymore.
I like Andre Roberson now.
6 days, 22 hours ago on Westbrook and the Thunder ambush the Wolves, 111-92
Two of my dipshit friends are arguing KD isn't as skilled as Curry or Harden because KD is tall and he can just shoot over everyone.
1 week ago on Thunder take down the LeBron-less Cavs, 103-94
@_justin @Greeed You sure do stick to what you know.
1 week, 1 day ago on Thunder vs Cavaliers: Pregame Primer
@_justin @Bryson I wish words could hurt you.
We're back, motherfuckers.
Four straight tomorrow. Time to fire back.
1 week, 2 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 12.10.14
@sammasaaron @Bryson @Alaska We cannot confirm nor deny that Fred Hoiberg may secretly be running the government.
But the safe assumption is that he isn't, otherwise it would be working a lot better.
1 week, 3 days ago on Thunder Player Power Rankings: Looking up
@sammasaaron @Bryson @Alaska Alaska is simply one of my henchmen.
@sammasaaron @Bryson He's actually been upgraded to Governor status.
@sammasaaron I'm not actually Fred Hoiberg.
@Divine Mortal "Ready to challenge Bama"
You beat them in a bowl game last year, you do realize this, right?
1 week, 3 days ago on Video: Ready to fly like Russ
@King of Carrot Flowers the third I'm sorry to hear that.
@Tvaddic Because people are dumb. We have Perry da Gawd.
@King of Carrot Flowers the third I'll hold down the fort while you're gone.
1 week, 5 days ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Return of the Reaper
@King of Carrot Flowers the third Fact.
@DanielLawler @Bryson Strength of schedule is harder than TCU or Baylor? Let's hear some more about this.
I'm not done ranting about how Ohio State will probably get into the playoffs.
@DanielLawler @King of Carrot Flowers the third Well, he's kinda right.
@King of Carrot Flowers the third I saw the argument that TCU only has 1 quality win and it's over K-State.
K-State would have gone undefeated in the Big 10.
Really though, if Ohio State gets in they're getting curbstomped by anyone they play.
PSA: The Big 10 sucks ass.
@_justin You're the worst.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Kevin Durant to return Tuesday against the Pelicans
Also, I've been a fan of this team for six years and somehow never heard this:
"Westbrook is naturally left-handed, but of course shoots with his right hand. Though he said he won’t be relying more on his left to protect his right hand."
3 weeks ago on Russell Westbrook returns Friday against the Knicks
3 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 11.28.14