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1 day, 9 hours ago on HammBag: Raw nerve edition
Rhythm of posting
Somehow this breaks thoughts apart
I miss good Thunder
@bmuelle23 @Jooseppi http://youtu.be/K5d5jxJ5vbM?t=12s
3 days, 2 hours ago on The Thunder bottom out in New York, 100-92
@KapUSMC Correlation != Causation...
It isn't like Waiters is out there kicking Morrow in the shins when he shoots.
He has had a ton of open looks, but he's just not hitting them.
3 days, 13 hours ago on Wednesday Bolts – 1.28.15
@durantulous [I do fractions, not factions] @L0rv I did. You will.
1 week, 2 days ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.22.15
@f5alcon @N0tres @Royce Young @Mrs. Daily Thunder I was going to say 'throw her a 21st birthday party', but you pretty much nailed the idea already.
1 week, 4 days ago on Let’s ARA: Ask Royce Anything
If you couldn't cover the Thunder anymore, which NBA team would be next on your list?
How is fatherhood treating you?
@KC_Thunder @Legendary_Dork I finished them all pretty easily at level 23 - I wasn't trying to outlevel them, it just sort of happened while I was questing.
That being said, it's probably worth it to try them earlier for all of the stuff they drop.
1 week, 5 days ago on A quick look at Brook
@King of Carrot Flowers the third Would you put him ahead of PJIII or behind him on the bench? Because I feel that's where he'd end up...
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Friday Bolts – 1.9.15
@King of Carrot Flowers the third A slightly different question, then - Is there a team with a bigger gap between best and worst performances?
Maybe this has been said recently, but...
Is there a team that looks better than the Thunder when the Thunder plays with all cylinders clicking?
Is there a team that looks worse than the Thunder when the Thunder plays with zero cylinders clicking? (And KD out - just having him on the floor makes everything look better)
@SeinfeldOKC @mattchant I may or may not have just done that.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 12.18.14
@FunakiEjectsAnother [#StartLambFaction] My daughter is just over 18 months old. You're right to be excited - it's a lot of fun.
A lot of work, but a lot of fun.
Best of luck to both you and your wife :)
1 month, 2 weeks ago on The Starters: How the Thunder first five has become a menacing lineup
@f5alcon I wish I could like this more than once.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 12.17.14
I absolutely love Perk's response to Rudy Gay.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs Kings: Pregame Primer
@Pancakes and Blouses @OKC035 Screw that, let's trade him for Chandler from Friends. Nothing like a 90s sitcom character to give the team a shot in the arm!
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Andre Roberson: When defense is fun
@propsizzle @Landstander @sammasaaron Just imagine him doing it in a sarcastic voice...that might help.
Or just enjoy the discord!
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 12.11.14
@sammasaaron @propsizzle That movie is so fetch.
@Royce - This is the exact e-mail I sent my wife when I saw that article in the bolts.
"D'awww...KD is so nice."
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Kevin Durant surprises kid with new pair of KDs
Best work yet, Royce!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Should the Thunder consider Mark Cuban’s tanking idea?
@jbloomz94 Memphis plays too slowly - that will actually work in the Thunder's favor tonight, I think.
But....that doesn't mean a win. A loss by less than double digits, though? Maybe...
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 11.7.14
@gokudabest @okcjim I wish I could expect that from Lamb...sadly, I expect 15 shots and 15 points.
@GREENE1148 @Landstander Thanks.
Now what about my fear that some player will injure KD by falling into him when he's on the bench?
Or my fear of winged jackals?
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 11.5.14
@sammasaaron @The Adams Family I think they're talking about his headband game. Is it double the width of a few seasons ago?
He's certainly leading by example there.
Maybe this has already been said, but here is my concern regarding the injuries:
Tired players seem to get injured more frequently. If the Thunder are only playing 8, those 8 are going to get worn down by the end of the 3rd quarter every game...and then comes the awkward landings, the falls, etc.
Please tell me my fears are misplaced.
@ I’m out man. Y’all n***** trippin’ Nobody wins. We all lose if that game happens.
3 months ago on Perry Jones fractures the Nuggets, 102-91
3 months ago on Thunder vs. Blazers: Pregame Primer
@mattchant @Jooseppi @Wild Wild Westbrook *temporarily* formerly Tvaddic I wouldn't say *can't* create - I remember some pretty good two-step drives to the basket last season. From the free throw line.
3 months ago on Sorting through some Thunder BS
@ Luke @Jooseppi Scott Brooks gets ejected, westbrook goes for 40/10/12
Thanks for listening to that so we don't have to.
It's somewhat cathartic to have someone argue for me, too.
I don't frequent DT as often during the off season, because I try not to think about the fact that it's the off season.
However, it is no longer the off season.
I'm trying to find a silver lining with all of the injuries...the only thing I can come up with is "at least we keep the end of the bench from getting rusty". And I won't take losses as badly when KD isn't playing.
3 months ago on Wednesday Bolts – Opening Edition
@UselessHuestis @f5alcon I'd do the 18k and leave it in your 401k or something.
60 dollars a month will find a way to disappear so you barely notice it.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 10.9.14
@propsizzle @FunakiEjectsAnother [#StartLambFaction] @Durants Shimmy I'd absolutely go - just be prepared to do something if his ears hurt. It shouldn't be that loud in a preseason game, but you never know how loud they'll have the PA stuff turned up.
I think that it sounds like a great idea =)
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 10.7.14
I freaking love Serge. Enough that I'd *almost* root for Spain to beat the US...almost.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 9.10.14
@L0rv @DTVirgin @Tvaddic I disagree - I'm certainly not at my best when people expect me to work at weird times. These players have been playing night games (primarily) for years - it's what their bodies are used to.
Of course, you could be right...but I always get nervous for my teams when I see weird start times.
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 9.5.14
@copasetic_ I applaud your enthusiasm AND your choice of activities. Thanks for repping the thunder down in NZ =)
8 months, 1 week ago on The Side Part: Week 31- ‘He’s not gonna get tired for 10 years’
@JeremyLambsBreath "Go back and *read* the dt vitriol when brooks said that after a loss."
8 months, 1 week ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 4 Pregame Primer
me - "I am so sad"
wife - "About what?"
me - "the refs for tonight..."
wife - "Oh no, is it Crawford?"
She gets it.
@puffybutrbiscts @Barry Amenema @AIaska Fear the whelps!
@Barry Amenema @Deng Heat. Deng it. Denny likes to watch. Because Johnny loves Lisa so much.
8 months, 1 week ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.27.14
@DVoegeli @Landstander @lockness11 @L0rv Oh yes, it's weighted by number of shots taken - I agree. But I misunderstood what you had said - my fault.
@DVoegeli @lockness11 @L0rv Wall had a lower 2 point AND 3 point percentage.
2 point percentage was .458 to Lowry's .460.
@Legendary_Dork Terrible news to get at 9:20 on a Tuesday following a three-day weekend.
I think I need to take the day off.
8 months, 1 week ago on The Forecast for May 26 – May 31: King Serge
@TheGlove But you've obviously skipped it for the two previous games. So who is the dumb one now????
(Also, I hate you for not wearing your shirt on those days.)
8 months, 1 week ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 3 Pregame Primer
@Durants Shimmy @L0rv I know it was just a typo, but I think that 'hell mary' describes the way I'm feeling about watching the Thunder play better than 'hail mary' does.
8 months, 1 week ago on Serge Ibaka remains day-to-day, says he’d play through pain
@puffybutrbiscts I understand that being really annoying. If I am trying to avoid spoilers of any sort, I just stay away from the internet entirely. Too many trolls.
@Legendary_Dork @MJOKC if life = shooting, I'm totally with you.
8 months, 1 week ago on Practice Report: Serge I-back-a?
@Old Man Game @d21 @Lost Ones It also looks like he's carrying a purse, but it's probably just nuts to store in his cheeks.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 2 Pregame Primer
@King of Carrot Flowers the third I see a Crawford. I never feel good when there's a Crawford.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Nine thoughts on Spurs-Thunder