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@Ch Actually GM has a point,the world now is full of idiots like you ch, who now don't give a shit about how they speak, grammar and spelling are fucking important, without them people just modify the language and tranform it into the language of idiots, so ch if you want to be an idiot like the rest, go ahead, but leave alone poeple like GM, who at least try to educate the moronic population of assholes that write, speak and express themselves like a fucking bunch of retarded apes.
2 years, 6 months ago on Chronologically Confused About The Legend Of Zelda Timeline
And now there is no doubt, I will leave cinemassacre forever, from amazing material to munky cheez, the single most idiotic thing I've ever seen (apart from Justin DICKBER), I really don't know what the fuck happened to you James, but really, your fans are now well.... stupid retarded monkeys from what I read in the comments section, I hope you're happy, from making perfect intellectual material, you just go with well.... just read the comments below, ummmm, come to think about it, you are a fucking evil genius if this is a metaphor of how you see your fans, like a bunch of retarded monkeys asking for more, praising every mindless shit you throw at them, clever if that is the point. Well, I had a good run while it lasted, just one tip, if you're thinking about making stupid material that is ACTUALLY FUNNY, watch again ren and stimpy or beavis and butt-head, idiotic material but lots of fun, not just random stupid figures with no fucking sense whatsoever, even on drugs it's not funny (I know it). Goodbye James, just hope the monkeys will keep asking for more idiotic material of yours, no wonder the fucking world is a piece of shit nowadays.....
2 years, 7 months ago on Munky Cheez 4
I really didn't see any humor whatsoever in this one....
2 years, 7 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo
@DonSkiver I know he wasn't, but seriously, this fucking site has become more and more retarded since fanboys began to settle down with every shit he posted here, I know avgn isn't everything, but come on!!!, stop fucking fooling yourselves and admit you are here mostly for avgn, I am still here because of that, and it is because of people like you that post: STFU OR ASSHOLES that the site is like this nowadays, instead of expressing themselves, they tend to destroy any other opinion, ASSWIPE.
2 years, 7 months ago on Munky Cheez: Episode 1 (2004)
@ChristopherStrattonSmith@JeremyColussi I accept that I didn't make my point clear with that final comment of mine, I know this video is way back to 2004, It's just that sickens me that James is proud of this, this isn't good in any way, I compared it to what he is posting recently, being old or new, most of the things are really starting to be low quality, except mike's work, and yes, I know he said that the movie would drain all of his time, but if that's the case, just make mike temporarily the new mother fucking nerd and that's it, don't throw us senseless shit, not everyone is a fanboy (like me or christopher), and yes I've read all the comments about that if I don't like the site just leave, but that's the problem, I liked this site because of avgn humble beginnings and that's the reason I am staying, in the hope that the true ranting avgn returns someday.
2 years, 8 months ago on Munky Cheez: Episode 1 (2004)
@TroyLucas I meant that he is just stepping farther and farther from his original works.
This was the stupidest and retarded thing I've ever seen (even stupider than irate gamer and that says a lot), seriously rolfe, just get your ass back to avgn in the glory days, amen.
@Vodkashots@Firewall_Philip_Hanan AND YOU VODAKASHOTS, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'LL GROW A DICK SOMEDAY.
2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN DVD Intro Remix
@Vodkashots@CoreySadlerWOW VODKASHOTS, YOU ARE REALLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
@themeshow101 The interesting fact about pink floyd is that roger waters kicked michael's ass in sales when he created dark side of the moon, that totally destroyed thriller, and being a floydian, it fills me with pride, and then came 1991, when an ex-janitor named kurt cobain made nevermind and destroyed AGAIN thriller in sales, jackson being destroyed twice by two men superior to him in my opinion.
2 years, 8 months ago on A Tribute to Michael Jackson
NOTE EVERYTHING WAS SHIT, the sega cd had awesome games: SPIDER-MAN VS THE KINGPIN (THE GOOD EDITION), THE ONLY DECENT FINAL FIGHT VERSION, SONIC CD, BRUTAL PAWNS OF FURY, ETERNAL CHAMPIONS RELOADED, MICKEY MANIA AND BATMAN RETURNS AND YEAH I'VE SEEN HIS REVIEW ON IT AND WHILE THE DRIVING STAGES ARE TERRIBLE, IT ALSO HAD A MODE WHERE YOU MOVE BATMAN AROUND AND OT WAS AWESOME, those were the games i had and those 7 are gems, getting a sega cd was worth it just to play all those 7, but yeah the sega 32 x WAS A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT, NOT EVEN A FUCKING GAME WORTH GETTING ONE, NOT EVEN KNUCKLES CHAOTIX.
2 years, 8 months ago on Sega CD
I seriously don't get it, you say you play contra and really liked it but you couldn't pass back to the future 3 in genesis?????, I'm not saying it is a masterpiece or something but that first level of death I completely memorized it as a 12 year old and beat it in like 1 hour afeter learning the pattern (ehich is insane), I passed the 4 levels in the game and altough stage 4 is cool, the final part is almost impossible with the steam and all on the train, and thanks to that impossible game, contra in hard, sin and punishment, donkey kong country returns in hard mode among others are more suitable to my gaming level thanks to that shit, the levels are only 4 which is shitty, the ending is balls, and the grapchis are weird, but I will always treasure that piece of shit because it REALLY improved my gaming level.
2 years, 8 months ago on Nintendo Days Re-Revisited + BACK TO THE FUTURE Trilogy
@sterling.treadwell@jooneo@stlramsfan10 And also I commented about james thinking quitting just because I remembered back to the future, I wouldn't want to go to the cinema in a few years because every hollywood bitch decided to make part 4, just to see the continuity, the characters, the humor all gone and replaced with a plain bullshit steotypical hollywood summer blockbuster, I just hope the hype is well woth it and not just another TWO AND A HALF MEN type of hype, which was amazing and now is pure bullshit.
2 years, 8 months ago on Nerd up!
@firstname.lastname@example.org@jooneo@stlramsfan10Point taken, altough I liked the simpsons until season 7 or 8, I don't remember, I agree they're a piece of shit, and the reason I don't rant at them is because as you said THE SIMPSONS STARTED SUCKING ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, to matt groening, there's just no turning back, he has created too many fucking timelines like the x-men, and he contradicts himself every fucking time with the homer and marge story and also creates stories that are so fucking retarded only a monkey with shit instead of a brain would enjoy, and okay I won't write all the comment in capitals, my bad I agree, and I must say tigamann, you are the first one to say something coherent against my case instead of swarming at me, saying that I am this or that but instead use the most powerful weapon mankind have: INTELLIGENCE.
@email@example.com@jooneo@stlramsfan10 Oh and I know he is doing the movie now, but the quality started to decay a while ago, not just now, about a year and a half the site has been on decay, so there's no excuse, mike is not james, but at least he is trying to do some quality work, and james is doing a microsoft to me, he is clinging to the nerd even though he knows the nerd died a while ago like microsoft is clinging to halo and master chief even though microsft knows the fucking license died a while ago, it's just the same old shit just decaying all the time, just dry the cow, that's what's important, and if you want a good reference, be like fucking Shigesato Itoi, 3 MOTHERS, JUST 3, BUT ALL 3 PERFECT AND FLAWLESS, JUST FUCKING AND BEAUTIFULLY PERFECT, IN ALL ASPECTS, UNLIKE HALO 88, just think about it.
@firstname.lastname@example.org@jooneo@stlramsfan10 That's exactly what I'll do, and I put it in capital because fucking fanboys don't see nothing unless you put in front of them, I really didni't want to be noticed to be exact, and yes, I know the dude doesn't owe me nothing and I am asking nothing in exchange, I'm not ignorant in that way, he can do whatever the fuck he wants and I'll do the same I just did it to comment and express myself, I am free to write, do, tell, fuck, whtaver I want and that's exactly what I did, and iI did it because if you notice the pattern, whenever the fuck someone does stand against James poor quality material recently, all fanboys swarm against him or her when he or she is just telling the truth, I loved the old material when all that mattered was fuck this shit and fuck the other one and to quote James: WHY THE FUCK CHANGE SOMETHING THAT WE GREW UP WITH? a reference to his virtual boy video, that's the same question I ask him, why the fuck change the nerd into a poor regular reviewer instead of the dude who ranted about dying in a level about 938438 times, I just don't get it, and yes I understand that people seek to evolve and seek other projects, bue to be honest, AND IF YOU ARE NOT A FANBOY YOU'LL ACCEPT IT, james is changing the nerd into a poor plain game reviewer and that's wrong, it would be like if Rowan Atkinson made a new series of MR. BEAN AND MR. BEAN TALKS ALL THE TIME NOW, it just doesn't make fucking sense,.
@dafater@Calavera OH man, you fanboys ARE REALLY ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!, WHAT CALAVERA SAYS IS RIGHT!!!!!, HOW DO YOU THINK THE MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN IN THE WORLD GET MONEY?????, FOR TELLING FAIRY TALES TO LITTLE GIRLS????, OF COURSE THOSE 200, 000 ARE JUST FUCKING SCAMMED, IT IS YOU FANBOYS WHO ARE DECEIVED TO EVEN THINK FOR YOURSELVES, YOU ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU DO NOT DARE TO SPEAK TO JAMES LIKE THE ASSHOLE HE IS, DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS, HOWEVER HE WANTS IT FROM YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FUCKING BUSY SUCKING HIS COCK IN YOUR MOUTHS,ANY FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT 200, 000 IS WAYYYYYYYY TOO MUCH FOR AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE,AND NOPE, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I AM NOT TAKING BULLSHIT FROM FANBOYS.
@sterling.treadwell@jooneo@stlramsfan10 In fact, the three are assholes, first stlramsfan who complains about everythingl, but he's got a point, recently, what james is uploading is really poor content compared to old material, (AND YEAH FANBOYS, ACCEPT THAT IN THE FUCKING ARSEHOLE LIKE THE BITCHES YOU ARE), AND THE REASON OF THIS IS BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE STERLING AND JOONEO WHO ARE TOO BUSY HAVING JAMES COCK IN THEIR MOUTHS INSTEAD OF SAYING: hey man, you're good and all, but for fuck's sake, upload something good, not any piece of bullshit that comes to mind when you are jerking off, AND, if you analyze it, IT IS YOU FUCKING FANBOYS WHO MADE JAMES THE PIECE OF FAMOUS SHIT HE IS NOW INSTEAD OF THE ARTIST HE WAS BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS, AND NO, I DIDN'T DONATE AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE, I AM NOT TAKING BULLSHIT FROM FUCKING FANBOYS.
@nate64@Firewall_Philip_Hanan To nate64: WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!
2 years, 9 months ago on AVGN DVD Price Drop