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Dan Boyle is not a forward. DUMMIES.

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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I can recite the Independence Day speech verbatim at any moment. I've did it in a college speech class, at weddings, bachelor parties, and other places.

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/1996.html

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@Hibbits maybe Jim can trade 5 AHLers for Dany Heatley?

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/jim-rutherford-rating-only-way-to-go-is-up.html

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@rderr27 you realize Carolina had to trade Jokinen because their team was making no money and couldn't afford his full salary??
 

The Penguins income vs the Hurricanes income is night and day.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/report-the-pens-new-gm-will-be-jim-rutherford.html

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That was one of the worst videos I ever watched.. the audio sounded like it was pulled through a potato, it stopped randomly, there was 7:45 of just black screen, no audio for the videos and you kinda need to hear something to understand his awkwardness, THERE WAS SCROLLING TEXT.. seriously, did an 8th grader make this during their homeroom time or what?


WTF?

3 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-someone-made-the-pierres-coming-home-youtube.html

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BUT GUYZ HE WONT BE ON DA TV ANYMORE SUCKING UP TO THE BROONS...


I don't care anymore, this is taking forever, I just want the draft already.

3 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/day-16-of-the-penguins-general-manager-crisis-the-pierre-rumors.html

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That perfect team thing is absolutely perfect.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@ujnhunter Exactly.. not having a thug didn't cost them this post season. Lucic is a $6 million dollar waste of space.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html

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@PenGeno NBC - "But they are only showing pride in themselves when they lose. Posturing for next season."

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html

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@YorkPens just a dumb move during a time where everyone is overly frustrated. People will now speculate to all hell because people are still pissed off so much that their hockey didn't win the championship. Pretty shitty.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html

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@YorkPens I don't know what's worse.. Rossi bringing it up or Randy forcing Rossi's hand to comment on it further.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html

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Hahahaha! This makes me happy. 

No, I would never want either of these tools playing for the team I root for. They are dicks between the whistles, after the whistles, after the game, just a bag of dicks.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html

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@YorkPens I was listening too, I think Rossi's exact words were, "I wouldn't use the term girlfriend"


Not sure what it means, not gonna guess, don't really care. If it comes out, it comes out.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html

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@SlegrStoleMyWallet still might be worth a ponder.. unless they can trade him for a 7th

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@iacas @dvoit's a lesser cap hit, but drawn out over more years.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@SlegrStoleMyWallet @dvo didn't realize there was a dramatic increase. I was effing around with the 'Armchair GM' and it only showed next year. FML.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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CapGeek has a Scuderi buyout costing the team $430,556 per year. Worth it?

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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Hey @Piccaz77, welcome to the internet big leagues. Bring your A-game (if possible) or STFU.


Let me guess, you probably have a 'Sid the Whiny Bitch' t-shirt to wear under your Richter jersey? 


#1994 #1940 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/boomer-esiason-is-a-big-rangers-fan-idiot.html

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@Bing_87 @dvo@Picaz77 Makes me so heppy our own Pens 'fan' troll is better than this idiot.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/boomer-esiason-is-a-big-rangers-fan-idiot.html

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@Picaz77  

1. You suck at trolling.

2. This isn't a Steeler board, most people here don't care about him.

3. He didn't rape anyone. Shaking your dick at someone wearing a 'DTF' shirt isn't rape.

4. That kid in your avi looks like he is going to be bald by age 22 and be a closet porn addict.

5. You suck at trolling.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/boomer-esiason-is-a-big-rangers-fan-idiot.html

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Last night with 23 seconds left in the game, I watched three different Bruins players punch that Weaver dude on the Habs in the face with a glove on. Chara first, then Lucic, then Iginla went apeshit on him. 


It look to have started when Weaver had his stick in between the legs of Chara. If he tried to bust his ballbag, then at least Chara's punch was deserved.


Other than that, the Bruins freaked the fuck out and started punching everything that moved. Lucic decked Markov for some reason, someone else punched Gionta. None of the Habs threw a punch.


The reason I bring this up... damnit.... the entire royal rumble, the NBC guys, Pierre and the guy who isn't Doc, refrained from ever using the word 'frustrated'. They kept saying the Bruins were 'posturing' for game seven to 'soften the opponent'. They were acting like babies, maybe even harder than the Pens were after their game six beatdown, but the network paints the Bruins as savvy veterans and the Pens as assholes. I guess I'll never get it..

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/maf-vs-lundqvist-in-game-7s.html

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@Boston_Rocks he got assaulted from behind and then punched while unconscious?

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-lundqvist-squirts-crosby.html

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@PenGeno @dvoOffice Space ;)

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@pawsbyandmeowkin NBC showed the puck flipped on him just prior to shooting, another reason his shot sucked ass.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@dicedece too much words, but I get the gist. GO PENS!

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Bilbo Gibbons Ice is slippery, yo!

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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Meanwhile, someone in the office said "Rick Nash is the Goligoski of forwards."


So I have that going for me. Which is nice.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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So instead of reading something like number of scoring chances 14-87-71 produced per shift, I just read about Vitale falling the whole fucking time. 

I thought about taking the time to mark down every time everyone else fell for comparison, but I'm not a fuckface and I'd rather try to look for other things more meaningful to the game. Like the remaining five defenseman taking up monster minutes after 44 left. How about 18's play to block Staal's shot, steal the puck off of him and begin the play for 36's goal.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Bilbo Gibbons "DUDE, AM I FUCKING RITE?!?!?!" - staff

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Animals scapegoat theory.. there has been one on here per year for years.. couple of years ago it was PaulMart, then Fleury last year (while near-sighted these were stupid, they held some water at the time), but now it's Vitale.. The Pen's success in games has never and will never hinge on Vitale, no idea why it keeps getting brought up here.

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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So to get on this Tweeter Cap, I just have to make fun of Vitale and staff will jerk off to it?

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Mr. Confidence well, he can't pronounce 'Claude' either..

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Bing_87 @dvo No, he doesn't care about any flipping Germans..

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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I really hate to do this, but it was so blatant last night..


1. Goc retaliates from Moore being a dick, Pierre: "Unspeakably dumb penalty by Goc"

2. Staal checks Sid in the head twice, Pierre: "Old school playoff hockey."

3. Zuccarellos sucks at hitting point guy, Juice breakaway, Pierre "Just a horribly UNLUCKY break for NYR"

4. NYR hit like 3 posts (two of which were outside post), Pierre: "SOOO unlucky with these posts tonight"

5. Juice hits the post twice on one shift, Pierre: *crickets*


God damnit, Regis.. I don't get if it's on purpose or what, but damn is he annoying between the benches.

3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Bing_87 forgot that fuck played for them.. yeah, the hate will be there... even if Dan did troll Flyer fans like a champion.

4 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/series-preview-round-2-metropolitan-hustle.html

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I know I am going to hate Brian Boyle times infinity..

Dorsett is a maybe for extreme hate.. Zuccarello, eh.. maybe hate..

Other than that, smooth sailing and hopefully riding the Rangers schedule luck into a quick series win.

4 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/series-preview-round-2-metropolitan-hustle.html

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