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Division names: Tarkus, Cygnus, Puberty, Cowboy
Conference names: Sally Fields, Fuck Face
DONE. PAY ME.
2 months ago on Here's the more specific details on realignment
" Herp derp, I use 'u' instead of 'you' cause I'm a dipshit. Herp derp"
2 months ago on Nope. Actually it makes perfect sense.
The East in on the West and the West is on the East?!?!?
"They're standin' around, Butts!"
2 months ago on A simple picture explains how next years playoffs will look
Second note.. two idiots sitting in front of me left with 7 minutes left.. Neither one talked, one had a navy blue sweater turtleneck on.. CONSOL ERUPTED thrice after they left.. I was so proud.
2 months ago on RECAP: Suddenly Sutter. PENS WIN.
Claude Julien is such a dick that looks like a penis.. He whines about embellishing so much, yet he keeps Brad Marfuck in his playpen.. fuck outta here, tubby.
I heard Sutter and Kennedy for Jordan Staal.
2 months, 1 week ago on And here come the Jerome Iginla Rumors
OK, this may be the first time TK playing over someone else actually bothers me... he better not suck balls tonight...
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Malkin returns tonight, but he isn't the only thing returning
@Rage I DUNT CEE THE PROBLUN
2 months, 2 weeks ago on So, about Kris Letang...
@akus @dvo I'll send him an Excel Spreadsheet with all of this and more in it.. fuck it, I'll even include clipart.. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH
@akus @dvo yea, his cap is obviously going to go up.. so if we can't afford to resign, ya gotta go trade and get something for him.. ala Staalsy
@akus @dvo I'M JUST SAYING.. I gave mid-twenties $6 millish right-handed wingers out there that will be FAs by 2014.. which seems to be what everyone wants.. Except for Vanek... I think he's a leftie
I want to start this off by saying I DO NOT FEEL THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY:
That being said, if the yinzers that want that top-winger for Sid/Malkin and they want it to be a type skilled player like Vanek, Kessel, Perry, or Ryan.. The only way that gets done (in my head) is adding Letang as part of the blockbuster.. If Shero, can pull a haul like one of those wingers without him, he solidifies his genius.. Otherwise, don't count on getting one of those guys for nothing (Depres and Kennedy)
@plaid seriously though... Staal move doesn't count?? he freed up cap space, got a more suitable third line center, decent prospect, and drafted a high-ranking prospect... WTF... he made a good signing with Glass after losing some toughness.. the core of this team is stacked and can be bolstered by a deadline deal for a winger... even if that doesnt happen.. THEY ARE STILL THE SAME TOP 6 TEAM.... so what you're saying is we should have signed Semin, Garrison, and Parise... to be infinitely over the cap next season and not have any money for Malkin or Letang to be resigned... GREAT IDEA! let me sign as your reference for you GM application, BRO... or maybe just go back to NHL 13 GM Mode.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on RECAP: February of the Penguins. PENS LOSE.
@akus @dvo @plaid ;-* (that's a kiss face on my phone)
@plaid I can give you a layout of where all the bridges are, if that makes you feel more secure... Jesus, did you want him to overpay for some fucking scrub?? Yeah, he shoulda paid 6 trillion dollars for Parise and Suter.. Trade Shero, amiright?
WE SHUD TR8 MERTIN CUZ HE IS HAWT RITE NOW... HERP DERP... WE CIN PROLLIE GET BOBBIE RYEN AND A #! PICK.
@plaid @akus he hits less, but blocks infinitely more shots... two losses... hang him
I watch games with this audio playing:
2 months, 2 weeks ago on ADAM: Why I've moved over to Mike Lange
Flyers got Gagme back... OH NOEZZZZZZZZZZ
2 months, 2 weeks ago on How to beat the NHL GameCenter local blackout for $5 a month
@akus@dvo I had such an unintended but suitable pun in their... my 'wings' meant 'near future', but...
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Welcome Back, Mark Eaton