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My stomach hurts from laughing at the GIF/haiku combo. Thanks for the laugh!
2 days, 4 hours ago on PJD's Game 13 Recap: What the Hell Was That?
There are certain things in life which must be "as expected" for me to not blow a nut from day to day. I can rest easy knowing that chaos reigns at Winter Park.
6 days, 3 hours ago on AuDiesel Remains MLB Starter, WTF Was Henderson All About?
Sometimes if I furrow my brow and grit my teeth when I poop, I finish the task faster... could that maybe help end this season faster?
1 month, 1 week ago on Do the Vikings Win More Games if Leslie Frazier Changes His Face?
@honkeylips Manning to Randle... I hear the zipper
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Masturbatory Game 6 Preview: Primetime Suck-Off
Did I take that too far? That was too far wasn't it?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Masturbatory Game 6 Preview: Primetime Suck-Off
Remember that feeling you had at scout camp when you knew you were going to hear your tent zipper open long after all the other kids had fallen asleep? And you knew that sharing a sleeping bag with a much older scout leader wasn't just a different way to stay warm? And the shame you felt the next morning while pouring maple syrup on your campfire pancakes when all the other kids just enjoyed them? Those are my feels now, tonight and tomorrow morning. I know this team is going to make me feel dirty and shameful for investing my time in to watching them. And yet all I can do is sit in my thermal underwear in my sleeping bag and wait for it. Pass the scotch.
OK, I used to think he looked like Ron Perlman. Now he just looks like Clay Morrow if Clay Morrow was someone's prison bitch.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Matt Birk Becomes a Hot, Sexy Mess!
Can I just throw this out there? I was pleasantly surprised at how little we saw Toby. Just trying to focus on the positives.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Three Recap: Keeping That Winless Streak Alive!
I nominate Jennings for a rare midweek Mushroom Stamp of Approval!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Greg Jennings is Right, the Packers Do Suck
Ending up at 0-2 after PJ's opening TD in Detroit and Flash's TD this past weekend has me on the #tankforteddy bandwagon, but I fear 3 wins won't do it. Two versus the Pack (its MY dream!) and one trip-fall into a victory late in the season.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Vikings Work Hard to Join Pantheon of 0-2 Teams
@PJD @Hammy1724 Haha... ONLY in the absence of Shirtless Vikings!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike
You used the words "just.... enough.... snatch.... jaws" in a sentence (yes... there were other words in there. Whatever.) And that made me instantly think of "runnin' through the okra patch" - WHICH... made me smile.
After that performance, that's exactly what is needed! AND MORE DICK JOKES!!!
"Ponder, dumps it off to Line in the backfield and he is stuffed for a two yard loss on the play. Do you hear the crowd? Those Vikings fans aren't whining, folks, they're 'Liiiiiiiiiine-ing'. Wait. Maybe not."
3 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Preseason Game 3 Recap: Thinking Up All the Excuses
@DavidRandallHowleII Aaaaand... there it is.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Thread: Vikings vs. 49ers Prime Time Tease
Ponder is beyond awful. I'm sure he's a nice fella. And I hope he and Samantha live a long happy life with great-great-great-grandchildren named Cordarrelle. But I don't want to ever see him on the field ever again.
OK. I love Kluwe, and I hate that he's a Raider. But that was a great punt.
@PJD @Hammy1724 hahaha. I'm not ready for liquid suicide, but it's pretty bad. Well, that and I'd have to have suicide by Bud Light. And that's not easy at all.
I keep telling myself that because it's the preseason, Frazier and the coaching staff are experimenting with things that they wouldn't DREAM of doing during the regular season. Right? Umm.. right?
@PJD @Hammy1724 Especially in the suburbs. They're big on that.
@PJD @Hammy1724 And the Bucs had a pretty respectable offensive team. But I get it with BraJo at QB... not exactly Montana