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It really turns the new stadium into a bit of a shining beacon in a friendly harbor for lost souls. Course, we all know Vikings fans have no souls, having sold them in 2009 during the Brett Favre era.
1 week, 3 days ago on New Vikings Renovations Include Turning Downtown into a Snow-Mageddon
In my world, Mike Zimmer takes us to the cusp of opening day 2016 then refuses to take the team on to the field until the team is dressed in proper 1977 era garb, Speilman throws a hissy fit and tells Zygi "it's either him or me", and Zygi says "Beat it, Rick. Someone get the ghost of Bud Grant's equipment manager on the phone NOW! We've got a goddamn football game to win!"
1 month, 2 weeks ago on How About This Minnesota Vikings Jersey Redesign?
Also, remember that time that Rick Speilman drafted Brandon Burton (yes! wait, who?) fifteen spots ahead of Richard Sherman in the fifth round of the 2011 draft? *barf*
1 month, 2 weeks ago on How Chris Cook (Probably) Spent Championship Sunday
I've seen him play. I'm not sure he thinks this much.
And here I thought the Packer fans were "Kuhn" - ing... but they were booing the refs!!
2 months ago on Packer Fans Dumbfounded Refs Didn't Call More Penalties in Green Bay Loss
And one more...
Merry Christmas PJD,
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game 15 Recap: Monkeys Herding Vikings
Wish my team would lose?
Perhaps I suck as a fan.
Crazy like a fox?
Head Coach (sort of) Bud Grant - 4 Super Bowls, every other "Star Power assistant" - 0 Super Bowls, multiple gut wrenching Conference Championship losses. Hire a head coach.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on WAIT, WAT? Bill O'Brien to be Next Minnesota Vikings Coach?
My stomach hurts from laughing at the GIF/haiku combo. Thanks for the laugh!
2 months, 4 weeks ago on PJD's Game 13 Recap: What the Hell Was That?
There are certain things in life which must be "as expected" for me to not blow a nut from day to day. I can rest easy knowing that chaos reigns at Winter Park.
3 months ago on AuDiesel Remains MLB Starter, WTF Was Henderson All About?
Sometimes if I furrow my brow and grit my teeth when I poop, I finish the task faster... could that maybe help end this season faster?
4 months, 1 week ago on Do the Vikings Win More Games if Leslie Frazier Changes His Face?
@honkeylips Manning to Randle... I hear the zipper
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Masturbatory Game 6 Preview: Primetime Suck-Off
Did I take that too far? That was too far wasn't it?
Remember that feeling you had at scout camp when you knew you were going to hear your tent zipper open long after all the other kids had fallen asleep? And you knew that sharing a sleeping bag with a much older scout leader wasn't just a different way to stay warm? And the shame you felt the next morning while pouring maple syrup on your campfire pancakes when all the other kids just enjoyed them? Those are my feels now, tonight and tomorrow morning. I know this team is going to make me feel dirty and shameful for investing my time in to watching them. And yet all I can do is sit in my thermal underwear in my sleeping bag and wait for it. Pass the scotch.
OK, I used to think he looked like Ron Perlman. Now he just looks like Clay Morrow if Clay Morrow was someone's prison bitch.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Matt Birk Becomes a Hot, Sexy Mess!
Can I just throw this out there? I was pleasantly surprised at how little we saw Toby. Just trying to focus on the positives.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Three Recap: Keeping That Winless Streak Alive!
I nominate Jennings for a rare midweek Mushroom Stamp of Approval!
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Greg Jennings is Right, the Packers Do Suck
Ending up at 0-2 after PJ's opening TD in Detroit and Flash's TD this past weekend has me on the #tankforteddy bandwagon, but I fear 3 wins won't do it. Two versus the Pack (its MY dream!) and one trip-fall into a victory late in the season.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Vikings Work Hard to Join Pantheon of 0-2 Teams
@PJD @Hammy1724 Haha... ONLY in the absence of Shirtless Vikings!
5 months, 3 weeks ago on PJD's Game Two Recap: Vikings Gonna Vike
You used the words "just.... enough.... snatch.... jaws" in a sentence (yes... there were other words in there. Whatever.) And that made me instantly think of "runnin' through the okra patch" - WHICH... made me smile.
After that performance, that's exactly what is needed! AND MORE DICK JOKES!!!