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@Lobo @ThtsaPaddlin @MScottEiland Though 0-10 (losing their last 9 regular season games, followed by the wild card game) might be a crueler fate (and a tad more likely, given that the Brewers would have to run the table for the next week to make the Giants missing the wild card happen).

8 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 5: Matt Kemp saves the bullpen game

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@KMT59 @MScottEiland Well, if it ends up happening that way I will be happy for your good fortune, even if I am a tad disappointed for the lack of the CK moment.

11 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 5: Matt Kemp saves the bullpen game

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@Lobo @ThtsaPaddlin @MScottEiland Yeah, that would be pretty awesome. 

30 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 5: Matt Kemp saves the bullpen game

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@ThtsaPaddlin @MScottEiland I also want CK to get that last regular season start--he doesn't need five days extra rest before the NLDS and there will be enough idiots attacking his MVP candidacy for him not reaching 200 innings without him being down near 190 because DM rests him after clinching Tuesday out of an excess of caution.

37 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 5: Matt Kemp saves the bullpen game

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This is probably a tad masochistic, but I'm kind of hoping the Dodgers split the first two games--I want CK to perform the coup de grace on the Giants.

42 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 5: Matt Kemp saves the bullpen game

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@InsideThePark (Navy Pier)  Of course, nothing stops one team from saying, "OK--we're sending Gary Gopherball up for game 163 and taking our chances--whether our next game is the WC game or Game One of the DS, we're sending Adam Ace for *that* game." 

4 days, 6 hours ago on Rockies 16, Dodgers 2: Carlos Frias Makes Terrible, Terrible History

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Just saw a completely original (per Google) stupid comment in reaction to Joe West being suspended for one game for putting hands on Papeldouche:  "Joe West is one of the best umps in the game."  The level of ignorance required to be able to type that comment is truly astonishing.

4 days, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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So. . .Haren as the #3 starter for the duration of the season, eh?  *suddenly grateful for non-opening windows at workplace*

4 days, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter

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@PagansOedipalComplex We need to prepare some purely epic gloating to unload on (Douche)Baggarly for Monday--particularly if Puig is the one to deliver the fatal blow against Peavy.

4 days, 23 hours ago on Rockies 10, Dodgers 4: Coors Field, Still The Worst

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@Diane Nguyen @BIah @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix That does not sound like an equitable trade for the women.

5 days ago on Rockies 10, Dodgers 4: Coors Field, Still The Worst

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@Dustin Nosler @ak825 @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo  But hey, we got the *awesome* Delino DeShields for him. (contemplates sticking red hot pitchforks into mid 90's Dodger management)  :-(

5 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being

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Well, this should put a *charge* into the roster.  :-P

5 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being

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@potato (2014 MSTY: Newcomer of the Year)  Find out who wrote that blurb--I want that quote appended to his f***ing *obituary* when it is published however many decades from now.

5 days, 8 hours ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@Purple Drank  This Tanaka start is being brought to you by "Mythbusters":  Mythbusters, for when you want to see watch stuff explode catastrophically and predictably from a safe distance.


Seriously though, I hope this doesn't screw him up permanently.

5 days, 9 hours ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@Tymathee  No, Faux Pedro is right about 2014 CK not quite being up to Peak Pedro's insane standards.  On a per inning basis, no starting pitcher ever has.  But CK might, and soon.  Nobody else currently active can say that and not be laughed at.

5 days, 9 hours ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@BIah  Yikes--looks like the boss from one of the early dungeon areas in Fallout 2.  I'd suggest repeated application of 10 mm and shotgun until it keels over and coughs up 300 XP.  :-)

5 days, 9 hours ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@Diane Nguyen  But, but, but--even numbered year!  It's, like, cosmic hippie voodoo or something!

5 days, 9 hours ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@Purple Drank @P_F_P @PF Flyers  I'm staying away from the fumes of whatever Baggarly is smoking--I have to drive home soon and can't afford to be hallucinating.

6 days, 7 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly

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@P_F_P So why did we ever bother to watch any pitcher after Old Hoss Radbourne?  Conditions change.

1 week ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything

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@0ptimus He'd better make it, or some smug moron with an NL MVP vote will snivel, "I just can't vote for a starting pitcher with less than 200 innings."

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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*shakes head in disbelief*  That was amazing, although the Giants being *really* dumb helped a lot.


1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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Seven and no more, barring the Giants being stupidly aggressive on a day where CK has proven willing to throw pitches out of the zone.

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@Purple Drank @MScottEiland He could--and it's not like an average of 15 pitches an inning is actually bad.  But DM ain't going to let him go eight or nine at that pace.

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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He won't go more than seven at this rate--a couple of more runs would definitely be nice.

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@Beastfriends (Douche)Baggarly is probably whining about Puig showing off.

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@Guitar @BIah Jeff Kent practically got run out of town for snarking at VS (and for generally being a dick)--what makes you think you're going to get by unscathed for it?

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@P_F_P Yeah, that would have added a touch of class to the Dodger roster.

1 week ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@P_F_P @Mike Petriello @Lobo Damn, that's cold.  I wouldn't compare my worst enemy to Chris Perez.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers 17, Giants 0: That Was Considerably More Fun Than Last Night

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Has any whiny little punk complained on Twitter or elsewhere about the challenge up 13-0 yet?  I'd like to see a "unwritten rules" idiot reduced to tears tonight.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers 17, Giants 0: That Was Considerably More Fun Than Last Night

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MORE CROOKED NUMBERS!  :-)

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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ESPN still hasn't acknowledged the successful challenge--which makes all the three out scoring in the game description *very* confusing.  :-)

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@JoeD88 @MScottEiland Long gone.  Apparently 0-11 with a walk in four games sucked too much even by the Giants standards of the time. . .:-)


1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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Greinke now joins the ranks of those who have massively better hitting stats than Dan Uggla did when the Giants picked him up.  Just saying. . .:-P

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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MORE GIANT LAMENTATIONS!!! :-)

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@- Casey - "Attuned to that" meaning "I'm always up for that."  What a douche.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Lobo I bet that Ken Norton would have liked to have had one of those "make this guy who is beating my brains out go away" buttons when he fought Gerry Cooney.  :-)


RIP KN.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@P_F_P This could be an ugly night for the Pac-12.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Lobo @Purple Drank Wow--(Douche)Baggarly is getting his ass handed to him by CM.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Mike Petriello @Lobo Seems unlikely at this point unless he starts getting quick innings, and the Giants are likely to start taking pitches out of sheer spite and because their only hope to even make a good showing is to get some walks.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Purple Drank Translation:  "No mas."

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Katze in de cheapau *evil grin*  Oh, I think not.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Turner_for_Treasury  @moneynow27  That's *so* five minutes ago.  :-)

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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Yasiel, lead the conga line! 

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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Mr. Silver Bat comes through again! :-)

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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@Katze in de cheapau @MScottEiland They score pretty well for him most of the time--but he's been in an awful lot of 1-0 games involving the Giants.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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CK is sitting there thinking, "Save a few of those for me tomorrow, guys."

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game

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