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I need to play more golf. Winning the 5.6 would have really helped this need. And holy fucknuts did it rain a ton today. Pretty much out of nowhere too. Thanks NW, thanks a ton.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 you did that in the PWE league?

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 I wouldn't give you crud if you didn't win, I'd say that his ratios weren't up to the standard expectaction-- ergo, you win by doing everything to win haha

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@Norsktroll I do miss the Armada. That was a fun time.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@Norsktroll @ian21 BPA causes cancer. BDA cause championships.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@Norsktroll ah. Well... huh.

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I like that you're playing the season out @ian21. Makes it more strategic/tougher to get the streamer pitchers if there are 3 people hitting the wire. Also, why did you drop Colon who is pitching today?

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@Norsktroll I thought Hedo got a pretty good suspension though (25 games). Or was that because it was his 2nd offense? Anyway, 25 is a pretty big chunk of a season if that is the standard suspension.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@AK1984 @Norsktroll @annlyn if he gets suspended due to the PED diet, HELLO 2014 DRAFT PICK!


11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Lucas and I are locked in a good one through the first half week.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 ahem, Jerod should be 1-0-1. Bullshit that he "beat" me.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Well, the TRich trade was a blindsider for sure. Now Ahmad Bradshaw is a nothing player for two of my teams.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 I don't understand anything at all about the scoring in this league.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@jerod maybe an extra point for Brees. But it does explain how I dropped back to 88 as I was above 90 after the SNF game. God damn, 0-2 is not the look right now lol

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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I go from beating Jerod to tying Jerod to losing to Jerod in the span of 24 hours. Damn it all.

11 months, 1 week ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Also, stream started Cashner's 1 hitter. #hashtagteam ain't nothing to fork with.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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I tied Jerod instead of winning. Fork that. I was up 90-88. How did I lose two whole points?!

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@jakesnake99 suck it, Lucas!

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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ACTUALLY I CAN GO FOR 4TH IN THOSE TWO LEAGUES! TALK ABOUT AN OVERSIGHT! 4TH! 4TH! 4TH!

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@HarrisDave hmm. Truly enjoyed the early stuff, especially Thursday. I've neglected music a bunch recently. I finally got on the Logic bandwagon. Same with Dizzy Wright. And while I give Aubrey heaps of crap, So Far Gone is a beautifully crafted EP. That's about all I've been listening to recently.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@HarrisDave "YOU SEE ME BABE, YOU SEE ME BABE, ASIAN GIRLS EVERYWHERE, U-C-LA." 

I finally get that song now.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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If you're in the ESPN baseball league, don't forget to check the new poll and league manager note.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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I also realize I might have a slight addiction to fantasy sports... it isn't even basketball season. I've told myself only two teams this year: the one with high school/college friends I commish and the salary cap league through PWE. Hold me accountable y'all.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Squeaked by Jerod thanks to Russell's nice little second half. Being 0-2 in the PWEr and listening to Hem would have been unbearable haha.  In my mainstay league, my team finally clicked on all cylinders as Ahmad Bradshaw and Lamar Miller traded totes, Beastmode ran rampant on San Fran (much to my chagrin, but I needed the win, man) and Randall Cobb was Randall Cobb. Even better, my lottery tickets in Givens, Hilton and Moreno sat on the bench and produced making me very excited about the prospects of team name Yet To Be Determined. Finally, it is not a fun time for the Florida Gat-ors in the PWE (plus one guy named Bill) auction league. After an impressive, well relatively impressive performance, the Gat-ors were utterly obliterated by a PPR nightmare combination of Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Jimmy Graham, James Jones and DeSean Jackson. Power level OVER 9000 (Vegeta voice). They were no survivors. Sigh, 0-2 is not the move.

It's onward and upward as I now clash with Lucas for the PWE Baseball title. I will valiantly defend my title against the regular season juggernaut that is and was Famous Original Lucas. The league with Bryce is Right is another one I won last year... and I lost a tough week 6-7. Chasing wins and saves over the weekend is not ideal. 5th place is my best shot. Also the same for my mainstay league with my high school/college friends-- the offense was sturdy, but couldn't pile hits at the same rate as my friend's championship caliber squad. I went 5-9 on the week, 5th place is the goal. The great news is that my keeper core for that league is Braun, McCutchen, Wright and J. Fernandez. Lastly, a team in a league I placed second in a year ago was on bye due to having the league's best record. Thanks to an extremely stocked pitching staff and a carefully crafted lineup, I am out to avenge last year's disappointment. #hashtagteam is out for blood. 

This update on Clement's Fantasy Sports teams was brought to you by Canada's Dry. Remember: It's the best thing to happen from Canada... ever. Tune in next Sunday for an update as Clement guns for 2 5th's (haha, places not booze people), 2 1st's and football glory.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@christopher_m bartender friend and her boyfriend went and saw them this week in town. Said it was the tits.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@Dan_tm lol I forgot all about that. I think I was Alex Morgan's Husband on that site.

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@ian21 he was pulled due to a pitch restriction. Sounds stupider than the innings cap.

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@ian21 @Clemcadiddlehopper hahaha "you have to go 3 innings to qualify.









PS VOTE FOR MARK REYNOLDS!"

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 @Clemcadiddlehopper nope. 

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@ian21 @Clemcadiddlehopper but he won't get the win because the game didn't go 5 innings defensively and he didn't record 15 outs. It'll probably be Shaw that gets the win if the Indians hold on.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 @Clemcadiddlehopper no, you have to go 5 to qualify for a win.

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Danny Salazar dealing, gets pulled after 3.2. What the hell Francona? @ian21 

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@ian21 @Clemcadiddlehopper @FamousOriginalLucas haha Bryce is Righting

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@ian21 @Clemcadiddlehopper doesn't mean a thing because we haven't week 2, AND most of the tight ends that went have had history of week to week inconsistency. 

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@FamousOriginalLucas @ian21 OH WOW! I knew the matchup between you and Ian was close, but I didn't know it was THAT close!

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@FamousOriginalLucas @ian21 ties in the playoffs (when you know you'll advance) are like C's in high school/college-- you pass to the next round.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 as for defenses, Pitt, Cincy and a sneaky play would be Miami's defense.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@annlyn HAHAHAHAHA I love Arabs.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 here is the advice about TE that is very true: after Jimmy Graham, it is a crapshoot/roulette. Don't fret if your TE throws a shit score, TEs in the past half decade have been relegated to pass protection or run blocking. It happens and goes through cycles and right now TEs are glorified linemen that occasionally catch balls.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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So now E5 gets hurt.

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@ian21 @TiMB and the 01 Mariners got beat!

11 months, 2 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@brandonmitchell swear these spoiler-ish spoilers about what has happened suck.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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And 46 wins, Damian? 13 is a lot of games to improve upon. I don't see that happening at all. Playoffs will a tough go as well I think.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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I was at Step Up late night tutoring session for the athletes helping with US History, Algebra and English homework and I was unaware of anything after I saw he was 0-2. It's been such a great year!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Well. That was fun. And that also sucked. @AK1984 might be right, fate was tempted-- but hey, at some point I was going to have to because the high powered offenses are in AL East and they've all played so often against each other. Anyway, 46 is a hell of a lot. 57 is mine next year.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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" Moment of truth coming up ...

I'm sure that he isn't the only one nervous, as the season leader is no doubt trying hard to hang on to the top spot.

I would be out drinking ..."

I actually was hahaha. When I pulled out the phone at the Widmer Ocktoberfest, I thought it was over. He was done... then I saw he was up... seconds later it says he singled. My voice is hoarse from celebration last night. LET'S GO!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Haha so much hate on the BTS article. People are so lulzy!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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Hahaha Mike Trout. If you thought Matt Carpenter's single 10 days ago was lucky... holy fork!

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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@ian21 HAHA I laughed so hard at that.

11 months, 3 weeks ago on de 8.27 end of dog days

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