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Where is the lube? I was waiting for the lube!!

 

Absolutely loved this.

2 years, 1 month ago on Pathetic Apple Fanboy

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p.s. after I had a poem published my father-in-law told me all about his "friend" who said that my writing was completely incomprehensible. And since my fil seems to have memory issues he repeated the story about his "friend" multiple times during the trip and added new insults each time. It was awesome. 

2 years, 2 months ago on Balls Out, 100%

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Writing is horrifying, my friend. You are walking around with your hairy balls swinging in the breeze and everyone gets to talk about them. And yet you do it because you have to do it, right? There is no other choice. No matter how crazy a character is or how disturbing his behavior, if the writing is good, readers will be hooked. As far as the terror goes, look it straight in the eye and then give it a big sloppy kiss. Terror is like a scary looking dog. Often you just need to pet it and suddenly you'll find it humping your leg. Read all criticism while in a closet in your boxers. Have a box of tissues, bottle of  booze and salty snacks.

 

Send me an ARC and I'll give you a kick ass review and stick that handsome sucker right on the front table of Annie Bloom's. 

2 years, 2 months ago on Balls Out, 100%

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I have two words for you: Sleep Apnea. You sound exactly what my husband did, and after 10 years of me kicking him repeatedly throughout the night he finally got a sleep apnea breathing mask. Yes, he looks like a Storm Trooper in bed, but he doesn't snore, and it's kinda sexy.

2 years, 3 months ago on Ready To Throw Up?

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I am so proud of you! I hope every day it gets a bit easier. XO

2 years, 6 months ago on Smoking, Callgirls, and Inspiration from Yoda

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Hilarious and true. Loved this! And I think you did a great job with the stop-motion animation.

I'm trying to figure out the whole writing group thing right now, so this was seriously helpful. Thanks, Yuvi!

2 years, 6 months ago on I’m A Failed Writer #9: Non-Crappy Writing Groups

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I can so relate to #1 and #13. If I'm not hiding in the bathroom ruminating about something than I'm cleaning toddler poop off the carpet. Here's to the crazy Jews!

2 years, 7 months ago on Tolerable Social Mediafication

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