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I love future Dodger, Giancarlo Stanton's new batting helmet.

Now we just need a revolutionary pitcher's helmet with the same carbon fiber exterior to protect pitcher's temples and base of their skull.

16 hours, 49 minutes ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others

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2015 or 2014?

2014: Interstellar

2015: Kingsman

4 days, 21 hours ago on Dustin McGowan Might Be A Dodger, Maybe

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Are we all set now with SP depth or is one more on the way?

5 days, 3 hours ago on Dustin McGowan Might Be A Dodger, Maybe

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(shoulda went out on a high note)

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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Brandon Beachy Bark at the Park Night.

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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he's a lightning rod, polarizing.

Like Brandon McCarthyism.

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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Brandon Beachy Towel giveaway night.

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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anyone notice Beachy's peculiar delivery? Hardly any legs, like a slide step even when bases are empty, and lots of flingy at the elbow.

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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Cappy wasn't exactly a flame-thrower though, he just looked like one.

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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Hong Chih Kuo had two TJs.

There's a ticking clock in Beachy's elbow and nobody knows what it's set to.

Maybe El Attrache can keep resetting it like the subplot to LOST.

Then again, what does the team stand to lose?

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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Welcome Chad Billingsley of 2014

6 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Brandon Beachy, A Risk Very Much Worth Taking

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I predict the new batter's box rule will be completely unenforced.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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is that.... is... that....?? sculptures?

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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buyer's remorse coming in 3... 2... 1

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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he'll always have those 2 against the Pats, nobody can take that away

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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yeah, L.A. is just the "threat" to get a sweet deal from the small market NFL city.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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the lanes on the 5 are wide and plenty in the O.C.

bottlenecks into L.A.

FUN!

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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So L.A. gets not one, not two, but THREE NFL teams and the Angels.

L.A. traffic isn't that bad anyway...

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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because the Dodgers knew Haren was being a crybaby on the way out and needed to offer the Marlins some protection so the deal doesn't get screwed up.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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Haren gets to enjoy a nice, long summer vacay in Florida.

He gonna dog it and collect them checks and then return back to SoCal.

Feel sorry for him.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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that someone was Tim Duncan who was basically praising the hero and irritating him at the same time, like any good teammate who enjoys a good ribbing would

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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Oh btw, Kingsman. HILARIOUS mindless action flick. Highly recommend.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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among the best, if you needed to win 1 game, he was the hammer.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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True story.

I met Robert Horry. Remarked how the media screwed up his nickname mid-stream, how I always knew him as "Big Shot Rob" from his Houston/Laker days so how did it evolve to "Bob?"

Horry told me he HATES being called "Bob" so Tim Duncan was messing with him and being a much more high profile player, the media took Duncan's comment and ran with it.

"He's Big Shot Bob, what can you say?"

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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Rob*

Big Shot Rob

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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my bathtub has got that many too

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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yup, he could get Jack Morris treatment if his career is mediocre from here on out

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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possibly! but I'm sticking with my prediction.

more fox than bear this season.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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totally a has been. as in "has been" the best pitcher on the planet the past 4 seasons

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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I never called you dumb tho...

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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I predict Kershaw will walk more batters in 2015 than he did in 2014 even as you adjust numbers to account for missed time in 2014.

I also predict he'll put up eye-popping numbers (WHIP, FIP, xFIP, qFIP, zFIP, WAR, PAP, fPAP, SDI, xSDI) and win another Cy.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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It's not that he "needs" to, just that he doesn't have to obsess with perfection and his walk rate will likely increase even as he puts up better numbers in 2015

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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Dre has 56 million reasons not to play in Japan

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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See the thing is, Ethier NEEDS to suck against lefties just so he gets his routine, regular ABs down in order to be above average against righties.

Otherwise, you platoon him and he'll suck against righties too.

This sounds like a semi-functional drug abuser's rationale.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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thus making him more movable.

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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Fully on board with Dre.

Bye Carl.

Bye OFer in AAA that we got via trade what's-his-name who is a nice trade chip.

Dre/SVS platoon

Joc CF

Puig.

How is this so hard to comprehend?

1 week ago on So Andre Ethier Still Exists

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sweet, we can re-sign Brian Wilson.

1 week, 2 days ago on Closer Kenley Jansen out 8-12 weeks after surgery on left foot

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some AAA time to make up spring training.

fresher for the stretch run.

NBD.

1 week, 2 days ago on Closer Kenley Jansen out 8-12 weeks after surgery on left foot

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problem is, if you approach the family kindly and they do nothing about it, you're screwed.

If they get a noise complaint of any kind, they will assume it is you.

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: SP Josh Beckett

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he killed them over a parking spot, they happened to be muslim.

1 week, 4 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: SP Josh Beckett

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he hated the workouts but knew it was good for him

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Mailbag #19: Batting Order, FO Concerns, Uribe’s Future, Playoff Format, Ethier Trade?

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you have to live in the neighborhood, can't cherry pick the best players

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Mailbag #19: Batting Order, FO Concerns, Uribe’s Future, Playoff Format, Ethier Trade?

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"I am sad that people have stopped sending hate mail and/or insane stuff, because I really want to use random GIFS in these."

just wait until the season starts, Chadwick.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Mailbag #19: Batting Order, FO Concerns, Uribe’s Future, Playoff Format, Ethier Trade?

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well, he gets a writing credit for every James Franco/ Seth Rogen movie, so yes.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler And Positioning Prospects To Succeed

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GET. OUT.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler And Positioning Prospects To Succeed

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this is funny because only buttfaces get botox

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler And Positioning Prospects To Succeed

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Lobokonomiyaki

#TooEasy

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Gabe Kapler And Positioning Prospects To Succeed

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