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@GarrettCRW Destro don't care.

1 week, 6 days ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″

I'll take Bone Ape Tit and your mother, Trebeck!

1 week, 6 days ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″

Good Nachos, Friends.

errrr....Beuller?

1 week, 6 days ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″

Gagnier and Hanrahan are twins right?

2 weeks ago on The Power of Home

@Jennie Maximum Mouth Breathing Potential

2 weeks ago on The Power of Home

@English Sox Fan This. This Forever.

2 weeks ago on The Power of Home

who is that guy?!

2 weeks ago on The Power of Home

awww, chicken tits. WTF?!

2 weeks ago on The Power of Home

proposing to Canada

2 weeks, 4 days ago on May Day

@GarrettCRW And Remy just did his version of losing his shit!

"I faced Gaylord Perry for crying out loud, I think I know what a spitball looks like!"

2 weeks, 4 days ago on May Day

@Chris in LA @redbeard76 Don't make me pull this game over.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Six Ways to Tuesday

@Jennie it is pretty gorgeous today. i should get out…after the game

3 weeks, 2 days ago on It Almost Doesn’t Seem Fair. But It Is Awesome.

yo

3 weeks, 2 days ago on It Almost Doesn’t Seem Fair. But It Is Awesome.

@Chris in LA @alexis_b82 Do I get to call this a "thing" now?

3 weeks, 3 days ago on This is Whose City?

I found something that I hate more than the Yankees today; the NYC Building Code. It's the forgotten 10th circle of Hell.

3 weeks, 3 days ago on This is Whose City?

@Sharpie @redbeard76 That reminds me of a Carlin bit about a naming things by what they do, for example a feminine hygiene spray called Sprunt.

3 weeks, 3 days ago on This is Whose City?

Happy Friday, douche canoes! GOX!

3 weeks, 3 days ago on This is Whose City?

@Sox on the Beach@YDDEhttp://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss

3 weeks, 4 days ago on “Hey Everyone! Clay’s Pitching Tonight!”

DO tossing gloves and pounding Henry on the ice?

I want to go to there.

3 weeks, 4 days ago on “Hey Everyone! Clay’s Pitching Tonight!”

Against The Astros Will Middlebrooks will:

hit 145/140, SLG of 19.6543221

3 weeks, 4 days ago on “Hey Everyone! Clay’s Pitching Tonight!”