I make poop every day.
@GarrettCRW Destro don't care.
1 week, 6 days ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″
I'll take Bone Ape Tit and your mother, Trebeck!
Good Nachos, Friends.
Gagnier and Hanrahan are twins right?
2 weeks ago on The Power of Home
@Jennie Maximum Mouth Breathing Potential
@English Sox Fan This. This Forever.
who is that guy?!
awww, chicken tits. WTF?!
proposing to Canada
2 weeks, 4 days ago on May Day
@GarrettCRW And Remy just did his version of losing his shit!
"I faced Gaylord Perry for crying out loud, I think I know what a spitball looks like!"
@Chris in LA @redbeard76 Don't make me pull this game over.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Six Ways to Tuesday
@Jennie it is pretty gorgeous today. i should get out…after the game
3 weeks, 2 days ago on It Almost Doesn’t Seem Fair. But It Is Awesome.
@Chris in LA @alexis_b82 Do I get to call this a "thing" now?
3 weeks, 3 days ago on This is Whose City?
I found something that I hate more than the Yankees today; the NYC Building Code. It's the forgotten 10th circle of Hell.
@Sharpie @redbeard76 That reminds me of a Carlin bit about a naming things by what they do, for example a feminine hygiene spray called Sprunt.
Happy Friday, douche canoes! GOX!
@Sox on the Beach@YDDEhttp://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss
3 weeks, 4 days ago on “Hey Everyone! Clay’s Pitching Tonight!”
DO tossing gloves and pounding Henry on the ice?
I want to go to there.
Against The Astros Will Middlebrooks will:
hit 145/140, SLG of 19.6543221