I make poop every day.
It's like these a-holes are made of rabbits feet , horseshoes, and unicorn farts.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on ALDS Game Four: We’re All Peav-lievers
Farrell: Sweep the leg.
[Nava stares at him in shock]
Farrell: Do you have a problem with that?
Nava: No, Sensei.
Farrell: No mercy.
2 months ago on The Surviving Grady Red Sox Podcast: Into the Scrum of the ALDS
@Ben (02144) Lacky is "Icy Hotting" jock straps and purpling nurples right now as a reminder to the team that he has been in pain and tomorrow they shall repay that debt. A Lackister always pays his debts
@Ben (02144) This looks like a healthy America with tiny, inflamed, flaccid penis.:(
@Jennie I had to go to the FiDi for a "meeting". It went "long". I may have to go home "sick". Great day in SF for Sox ball.
@Ben (02144) Over (number of days the Rays stay in the playoffs). So...4 days.
They might have to start putting a keg on second at Fenway.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on I’m as Free as a Beard Now
Hopefully somebody told Danny Valencia this morning that he is Danny Valencia.
What it be, peoples!
...and go D-Backs.
4 months ago on How Much More Bizarre Can This Red Sox-Astros Series Get?
@Jennie almost feel bad for him; then I remember he is rich.
When it touches your lips...so good.
4 months ago on There are No Gimmes in Baseball, But, Dammit, Two Straight Losses to the Astros Would Be Unacceptable
@GarrettCRW If the Lastros win today the Sox would account for 2 of those 38 wins. 5.25%Too high for my liking. Let's not think about tomorrow just yet.
I don't like the notion of accounting for >5% of Houston's wins this year. Not at all.