I make poop every day.
It's like these a-holes are made of rabbits feet , horseshoes, and unicorn farts.
10 months, 4 weeks ago on ALDS Game Four: We’re All Peav-lievers
Farrell: Sweep the leg.
[Nava stares at him in shock]
Farrell: Do you have a problem with that?
Nava: No, Sensei.
Farrell: No mercy.
11 months ago on The Surviving Grady Red Sox Podcast: Into the Scrum of the ALDS
@Ben (02144) Lacky is "Icy Hotting" jock straps and purpling nurples right now as a reminder to the team that he has been in pain and tomorrow they shall repay that debt. A Lackister always pays his debts
@Ben (02144) This looks like a healthy America with tiny, inflamed, flaccid penis.:(
@Jennie I had to go to the FiDi for a "meeting". It went "long". I may have to go home "sick". Great day in SF for Sox ball.
@Ben (02144) Over (number of days the Rays stay in the playoffs). So...4 days.
They might have to start putting a keg on second at Fenway.
11 months, 2 weeks ago on I’m as Free as a Beard Now
Hopefully somebody told Danny Valencia this morning that he is Danny Valencia.
What it be, peoples!
...and go D-Backs.
1 year ago on How Much More Bizarre Can This Red Sox-Astros Series Get?
@Jennie almost feel bad for him; then I remember he is rich.
When it touches your lips...so good.
1 year ago on There are No Gimmes in Baseball, But, Dammit, Two Straight Losses to the Astros Would Be Unacceptable
@GarrettCRW If the Lastros win today the Sox would account for 2 of those 38 wins. 5.25%Too high for my liking. Let's not think about tomorrow just yet.
I don't like the notion of accounting for >5% of Houston's wins this year. Not at all.
THREE OUTS!!!ERA =/= ∞!!
How many PB are we at now? 1 per batter?
Wait. What? 7 Runs already!? All I did was leave my desk to take a dump!
1 year, 2 months ago on The Cashman-Headwarmer Dialogues: Building an F-Bomb Shelter
and then the out. Nice timing, Series of Tubes...
1 year, 3 months ago on The Magic of Morales
Just steal home and see who gets tossed first. When in doubt...point to the scoreboard
@GarrettCRW Destro don't care.
1 year, 3 months ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″
I'll take Bone Ape Tit and your mother, Trebeck!
Good Nachos, Friends.
Gagnier and Hanrahan are twins right?
1 year, 3 months ago on The Power of Home
@Jennie Maximum Mouth Breathing Potential
@English Sox Fan This. This Forever.
who is that guy?!
awww, chicken tits. WTF?!
proposing to Canada
1 year, 4 months ago on May Day
@GarrettCRW And Remy just did his version of losing his shit!
"I faced Gaylord Perry for crying out loud, I think I know what a spitball looks like!"
@Chris in LA @redbeard76 Don't make me pull this game over.
1 year, 4 months ago on Six Ways to Tuesday
@Jennie it is pretty gorgeous today. i should get out…after the game
1 year, 4 months ago on It Almost Doesn’t Seem Fair. But It Is Awesome.
@Chris in LA @alexis_b82 Do I get to call this a "thing" now?
1 year, 4 months ago on This is Whose City?
I found something that I hate more than the Yankees today; the NYC Building Code. It's the forgotten 10th circle of Hell.
@Sharpie @redbeard76 That reminds me of a Carlin bit about a naming things by what they do, for example a feminine hygiene spray called Sprunt.
Happy Friday, douche canoes! GOX!
@Sox on the Beach@YDDEhttp://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss
1 year, 4 months ago on “Hey Everyone! Clay’s Pitching Tonight!”
DO tossing gloves and pounding Henry on the ice?
I want to go to there.
Against The Astros Will Middlebrooks will:
hit 145/140, SLG of 19.6543221
I'm hoping the Houston Lastros show up in force and not the guys that keep pounding the M's
The nachos are good, my friends.
@Sox on the Beach The reason I stopped doing work.
1 year, 4 months ago on Nowhere to Go But Up