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Is this a fucking joke? Does one case of this happening in Sweden prove your point? There are exceptions to every rule.

1 year, 6 months ago on Gun Violence in Sweden

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 @Fig The Silver Surfer review bothers me, because he never mentions the fucking excellent -- and I mean EXCELLENT -- soundtrack by Tim and Geoff Follin. A soundtrack so freakin' technically impressive that the game as a whole should be a renowned classic. It's that good. I know AVGN videos are pretty much meant to be RANTS, but nonetheless I felt it got a particularly unfair treatment. How can you NOT stop for a minute or two and praise the hell out of the music? Gah, colour me a fanboy!

2 years, 6 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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 @Khameleon People like you are the reason the US is hated by a large portion of the world.

2 years, 6 months ago on The Vindicator - Movie Review

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Hooray for YouTube! :D ...Otherwise I'd have to, ahem, Hide My Ass. Can't have that.

2 years, 6 months ago on The Vindicator - Movie Review

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 @Doogrisa ...And incidentally, I think both of them looked better during their respective "weighty" periods.

2 years, 6 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Outtakes

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Why on Earth did they not put some sort of transparent plastic on the floor?

2 years, 6 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Outtakes

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 @NickElliott It's probably the idea, subconsciously. He's trying to live his little fantasy to the fullest.

2 years, 6 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @MrXclio 'Color' is the US spelling, and unlike its BE counterpart, it's actually the exact same as the original Latin word! So in this particular case, I must say there's no way in hell you can act like America has butchered the language, when they are in fact taking a step further back.

2 years, 6 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3

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 @Carlozero  @GunStarGhost What in the name of fuck was THAT?

2 years, 7 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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 @Doogrisa Made you look. :P

2 years, 7 months ago on Pics from Monster Mania Con 13

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 @JohnBurchamErwin Oh, that's good "news"!

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @JohnBurchamErwin Well, that is fucking amazing. But I'm not sure if this can be trusted. Who had this information? Who added this there? Apparently the two have met before, though: http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/24/pics-from-monster-mania-con-13/ Maybe they did manage to get in contact?

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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So we had actually seen his wife before?! :O

2 years, 7 months ago on Pics from Monster Mania Con 13

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 @BenjaminRiceman Or: "how about beating a dead horse?"

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @CGBongsmoke I know what the percentage is.  It's like making a top 10 when there's a total of 50, and I really do feel that's a bit high number. Not that top lists have to be challenging, but it's almost like it's too easy, or something.Let's agree to disagree, shall we?

2 years, 7 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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I feel a "top 20" is almost too big a percentage of episodes at this point in time. Good read regardless.

2 years, 7 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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 @MelodytheNerd Nerds together, eh? :D Cute relationship! <3

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @MelodytheNerd I dig Pat, but... please no. He's a seriously bad actor and would bog the overall quality of the movie down significantly.

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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Y @mikebyrne84  @JBalien05 You remind me of Augury's vocalist.

2 years, 7 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @Nick Askins Chewie vs. Grylls? I'd watch that!

2 years, 7 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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@Ellpoyohlokoh Oh, please. Everyone has brainfarts.

2 years, 7 months ago on Recently Published AVGN Scholarly Paper

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Paul Kuhr's voice vs a horde of ninja.

2 years, 7 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @Trojan_Reggae  @BillCosby Ah, I'm not that much of a grammar nazi! "Sporadically" had a lot of emphasis on it there. ;D

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @BillCosby That's an awesome story. :D

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @BillCosby Ah, keyword was "sporadically". While I don't recommend it, I accept the usage of "u" instead of "you". It's just that you switched between the two! Besides that, I was pulling your leg.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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A @Branden798 SAY YES TO VHS!

2 years, 7 months ago on Bible Games

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Triple post means I have to say I'm sorry, so... I'm sorry.I love how Jason there nods in agreement to the Nerd's compliments over the Game Over screen.

2 years, 7 months ago on Friday the 13th

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The basics of left/right did most certainly apply. The lake, seen below and to the left of the road on the map at that time, was in the background on the game screen.

2 years, 7 months ago on Friday the 13th

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I always wondered: why DOESN'T he have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear? Why doesn't he eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk (and down it with beer)?

2 years, 7 months ago on Friday the 13th

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Awesome game, entertaining review. It's not laugh-out-loud funny until the end, though. Utterly perfect rant to finish it off with.

2 years, 7 months ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Corey Feldman vs. Solar Flare.

2 years, 7 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @metalcommand  @startrekalien  Now that's a list without a pattern!

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @nfisgreat I'm glad. He was seriously underweight at the start.

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @Lazylve  @bashthelegend Do note how I "liked" his comment. :D

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @bashthelegend You filthy animal, you.

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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e @statueofmike Best fucking advice ever given to anyone EVER.

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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a @statueofmike Hahah!

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @bioject Over 9000 billion dollars!

2 years, 7 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @BillCosby A particularly impressive vision coming from someone who sporadically write "u" instead of "you". No, but seriously, that sounds awesome. And probable.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @mgoroway  Why do you people keep recommending GOOD movies? I thought he was supposed to be reviewing shit. At least, that has been the pattern thus far.

2 years, 7 months ago on Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)

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 @AVGN in training Totally different game. And it doesn't suck. Looks like you need some more training! Good luck with future endeavours.

2 years, 7 months ago on Dragons Lair

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 @DerekShort Whoops! What you meant to say was "God damn this movie looks BRILLIANT!" We forgive you, just try not to do that again.

2 years, 7 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)

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 @kane117 I'm just afraid that the frame rate is going to make it look/feel like a reality show.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @BrandonSmith Honestly, not everyone needs to know. They probably didn't sell well, and there were only 8 games supported...

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @TheProfessor I agree. Irate Gamer deserves no kind of respect. I'm also with you on the fans who hate on games because the Nerd (as a character) does.

2 years, 7 months ago on Recently Published AVGN Scholarly Paper

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 @gamez Yeah.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @gamez Disappointed in us, naturally. Not in his wife not meeting our expectations.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @gamez You could be right, but acting like you don't care isn't the same as not caring. I wouldn't take this feedback well, I know that much for sure. Either way, I'm sure James is bothered by the fans seeming annoyed by his wife. Among many other things, he must be thoroughly disappointed.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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[Writing this in the wrong place because you've made sure people can't comment on the blog post at hand.] I'm probably gonna come off as white knighting now, but I seriously don't care. I just want to say that I feel very sorry for Mrs. Nerd. Some of you guys are such fucking assholes. She took what appears to be quite some time to write something to us that she thought would be fun and you guys shoot her the fuck down? Trash her, mock her, degrade her? If you were true fans of James Rolfe you wouldn't give the person he plans on spending his entire life with so much shit, as if it doesn't matter. It fucking does. He's not gonna remain indifferent to something like that. You're undoubtedly hurting both of them. You aren't just awful fans, you're awful people. When someone is trying to be nice to you, bringing no harm to anyone, you don't give them that kind of reception. You just don't.

2 years, 7 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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