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Is this a fucking joke? Does one case of this happening in Sweden prove your point? There are exceptions to every rule.

1 year, 3 months ago on Gun Violence in Sweden

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 @Fig The Silver Surfer review bothers me, because he never mentions the fucking excellent -- and I mean EXCELLENT -- soundtrack by Tim and Geoff Follin. A soundtrack so freakin' technically impressive that the game as a whole should be a renowned classic. It's that good. I know AVGN videos are pretty much meant to be RANTS, but nonetheless I felt it got a particularly unfair treatment. How can you NOT stop for a minute or two and praise the hell out of the music? Gah, colour me a fanboy!

2 years, 3 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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 @Khameleon People like you are the reason the US is hated by a large portion of the world.

2 years, 3 months ago on The Vindicator - Movie Review

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Hooray for YouTube! :D ...Otherwise I'd have to, ahem, Hide My Ass. Can't have that.

2 years, 3 months ago on The Vindicator - Movie Review

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 @Doogrisa ...And incidentally, I think both of them looked better during their respective "weighty" periods.

2 years, 3 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Outtakes

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Why on Earth did they not put some sort of transparent plastic on the floor?

2 years, 3 months ago on AVGN: Bugs Bunny Outtakes

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 @NickElliott It's probably the idea, subconsciously. He's trying to live his little fantasy to the fullest.

2 years, 3 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @MrXclio 'Color' is the US spelling, and unlike its BE counterpart, it's actually the exact same as the original Latin word! So in this particular case, I must say there's no way in hell you can act like America has butchered the language, when they are in fact taking a step further back.

2 years, 3 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3

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 @Carlozero  @GunStarGhost What in the name of fuck was THAT?

2 years, 3 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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 @Doogrisa Made you look. :P

2 years, 3 months ago on Pics from Monster Mania Con 13

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 @JohnBurchamErwin Oh, that's good "news"!

2 years, 3 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @JohnBurchamErwin Well, that is fucking amazing. But I'm not sure if this can be trusted. Who had this information? Who added this there? Apparently the two have met before, though: http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/24/pics-from-monster-mania-con-13/ Maybe they did manage to get in contact?

2 years, 3 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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So we had actually seen his wife before?! :O

2 years, 3 months ago on Pics from Monster Mania Con 13

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 @BenjaminRiceman Or: "how about beating a dead horse?"

2 years, 3 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @CGBongsmoke I know what the percentage is.  It's like making a top 10 when there's a total of 50, and I really do feel that's a bit high number. Not that top lists have to be challenging, but it's almost like it's too easy, or something.Let's agree to disagree, shall we?

2 years, 3 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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I feel a "top 20" is almost too big a percentage of episodes at this point in time. Good read regardless.

2 years, 4 months ago on Mrs Nerd's Top 20 AVGN Episodes

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 @MelodytheNerd Nerds together, eh? :D Cute relationship! <3

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @MelodytheNerd I dig Pat, but... please no. He's a seriously bad actor and would bog the overall quality of the movie down significantly.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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Y @mikebyrne84  @JBalien05 You remind me of Augury's vocalist.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @Nick Askins Chewie vs. Grylls? I'd watch that!

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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@Ellpoyohlokoh Oh, please. Everyone has brainfarts.

2 years, 4 months ago on Recently Published AVGN Scholarly Paper

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Paul Kuhr's voice vs a horde of ninja.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @Trojan_Reggae  @BillCosby Ah, I'm not that much of a grammar nazi! "Sporadically" had a lot of emphasis on it there. ;D

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @BillCosby That's an awesome story. :D

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @BillCosby Ah, keyword was "sporadically". While I don't recommend it, I accept the usage of "u" instead of "you". It's just that you switched between the two! Besides that, I was pulling your leg.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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A @Branden798 SAY YES TO VHS!

2 years, 4 months ago on Bible Games

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Triple post means I have to say I'm sorry, so... I'm sorry.I love how Jason there nods in agreement to the Nerd's compliments over the Game Over screen.

2 years, 4 months ago on Friday the 13th

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The basics of left/right did most certainly apply. The lake, seen below and to the left of the road on the map at that time, was in the background on the game screen.

2 years, 4 months ago on Friday the 13th

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I always wondered: why DOESN'T he have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear? Why doesn't he eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk (and down it with beer)?

2 years, 4 months ago on Friday the 13th

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Awesome game, entertaining review. It's not laugh-out-loud funny until the end, though. Utterly perfect rant to finish it off with.

2 years, 4 months ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Corey Feldman vs. Solar Flare.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

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 @metalcommand  @startrekalien  Now that's a list without a pattern!

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @nfisgreat I'm glad. He was seriously underweight at the start.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @Lazylve  @bashthelegend Do note how I "liked" his comment. :D

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @bashthelegend You filthy animal, you.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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e @statueofmike Best fucking advice ever given to anyone EVER.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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a @statueofmike Hahah!

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @bioject Over 9000 billion dollars!

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Casting Decisions

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 @BillCosby A particularly impressive vision coming from someone who sporadically write "u" instead of "you". No, but seriously, that sounds awesome. And probable.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @mgoroway  Why do you people keep recommending GOOD movies? I thought he was supposed to be reviewing shit. At least, that has been the pattern thus far.

2 years, 4 months ago on Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)

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 @AVGN in training Totally different game. And it doesn't suck. Looks like you need some more training! Good luck with future endeavours.

2 years, 4 months ago on Dragons Lair

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 @DerekShort Whoops! What you meant to say was "God damn this movie looks BRILLIANT!" We forgive you, just try not to do that again.

2 years, 4 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)

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 @kane117 I'm just afraid that the frame rate is going to make it look/feel like a reality show.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @BrandonSmith Honestly, not everyone needs to know. They probably didn't sell well, and there were only 8 games supported...

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @TheProfessor I agree. Irate Gamer deserves no kind of respect. I'm also with you on the fans who hate on games because the Nerd (as a character) does.

2 years, 4 months ago on Recently Published AVGN Scholarly Paper

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 @gamez Yeah.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @gamez Disappointed in us, naturally. Not in his wife not meeting our expectations.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @gamez You could be right, but acting like you don't care isn't the same as not caring. I wouldn't take this feedback well, I know that much for sure. Either way, I'm sure James is bothered by the fans seeming annoyed by his wife. Among many other things, he must be thoroughly disappointed.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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[Writing this in the wrong place because you've made sure people can't comment on the blog post at hand.] I'm probably gonna come off as white knighting now, but I seriously don't care. I just want to say that I feel very sorry for Mrs. Nerd. Some of you guys are such fucking assholes. She took what appears to be quite some time to write something to us that she thought would be fun and you guys shoot her the fuck down? Trash her, mock her, degrade her? If you were true fans of James Rolfe you wouldn't give the person he plans on spending his entire life with so much shit, as if it doesn't matter. It fucking does. He's not gonna remain indifferent to something like that. You're undoubtedly hurting both of them. You aren't just awful fans, you're awful people. When someone is trying to be nice to you, bringing no harm to anyone, you don't give them that kind of reception. You just don't.

2 years, 4 months ago on Sega 3D Glasses

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 @J03_b I couldn't stand Tokyo Gore Police. It wasn't exactly good, and it didn't quite classify as "so bad it's good" either... it was more like "so weird it's weird". Granted, I quit watching that crap after 20 minutes, so I didn't give it a fair chance. But still... did not like it at all. I usually love schlock.

2 years, 4 months ago on The Killing of Satan (1983)

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Too intellectual for me.

2 years, 4 months ago on Recently Published AVGN Scholarly Paper

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 @Olivania  @LukasSprehn I thought the same, Olivania.

2 years, 4 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food

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That does send out a bad message to the kids. It's like how Lord of the Rings tell children it's okay to use The One Ring to make people think you just spontaneously combusted or something. These writers ought to be shot. Oh wait... neither of these are real life issues.

2 years, 4 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series

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 @Alskie Not I.

2 years, 4 months ago on Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)

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 @Anodos I disagree.

2 years, 4 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)

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Funniest joke Mike has ever made: "...And RoboCop is slower than the second coming of Christ."

2 years, 4 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)

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ThunderCats cap! :D

2 years, 4 months ago on Board James: Splat!

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The Great Balls of Fire joke would have been quite a bit funnier if you didn't subsequently explain it.

2 years, 4 months ago on Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983)

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"Uh... is this before... Is PONG before Street Fighter 2? It's a little bit debatable."

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade

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Voice commands?! Talk about risky...

2 years, 4 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series

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 @JeremyV1 "However, I'm not fourteen, and cursing isn't cool anymore." Sounds like you aren't a fan of James either!

2 years, 4 months ago on Trek Trivia

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It's dogshit... THE GAME!

2 years, 4 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo

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Mikey Walsh vs. Galactus.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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Patrick Bateman vs. Littlefoot.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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Bernie Lomax (deceased) vs. Gort.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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Plank (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) vs. Agent Smith.

2 years, 4 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles

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 @LazarheaD Unlike you.

2 years, 4 months ago on Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)

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 @TorErik Ah, I watched the video. I get what you're saying more now. The key is "hurts the eyes". I never had a problem with the 3D on the 3DS, though. Not so that it hurts. At most I've had to close my eyes for a second before resuming because an object came "closer" to the screen and made my eyes cross.

2 years, 4 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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 @TorErik I agree with Ragnar0kZ3r0; the 3DS is a solid system. Apart from the 3D function -- which, while gimmicky, WORKS AS IT SHOULD -- you have a technically sufficient little handheld (much more so than the top-selling DS, but granted it should be after the years that has passed). Just wait awhile and you'll see that the system will, not unlike the DS, be ridden with must plays.

2 years, 4 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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 @JamesLester I'm gonna sound like tech support now, but... Have you tried adjusting the 3D slider?

2 years, 4 months ago on Virtual Reality Stuntmaster

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 @comicbookjerk At least wait for it to be remotely relevant if you're gonna plug yo shit.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings

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 @LukasSprehn Even if he was meant to be terrible I couldn't ever stand RWJ. I hate that guy with a passion. I hate everything about him. Stupid little fuckwhistle. Goddamn twirp. If there was only one person on Earth I ever got to punch right square in the face, it would be him.I respect that people like him, though.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings

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 @PinkiusPicusPuddinghead Noah Antwiler and James Rolfe are pretty much the only online personalities I care to follow.

2 years, 4 months ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings

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To clarify, when I say "videos of him just goofing around with friends" I don't mean any of the ones he showed here in some sort of disrespectful way. I meant just what I said - those videos of him as a kid when they were essentially just playing and recorded it. From what I've gathered he counts those.

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)

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Ah, James. Using the word "movie" ever so broadly. He seem to slap that term on anything so long as it was filmed.

 

Semantics, though, I agree. But I'd prefer if there was something to distinguish his serious documentaries and stuff like The Deader The Better from videos of him just goofing around with friends.

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)

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 @AlirazaVideoGames Are you being sarcastic? If not, you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)

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ThunderCats logo on the PSOne!

2 years, 4 months ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)

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@LysanderTheevilmonkey *facepalm*

2 years, 5 months ago on The Power Glove

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As others have pointed out, James Rolfe purposely exaggerates most of the time for comedic effect (something he has admitted many times). But it always stems from truth, I believe.

2 years, 6 months ago on The Power Glove

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"Even Wikipedia" lol@arazgriz25

2 years, 6 months ago on The Power Glove

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Every video has to buffer. It's being streamed.

What you're asking is for him to decrease the quality. Suck it up and let everyone else enjoy these properly, would you kindly, Mr. Self-centered?@BrunoMachado

2 years, 7 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3

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@Goobian@JasonBeyerstein ...The popularity of shows are determined by whether or not you watched them?

2 years, 7 months ago on Inspector Gadget Review Part 2

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@railroad_on_fire You mean "feminine". A feminist is one who supports female rights and strive for equality (and often do this by whining about men, but that's a subject for another day).

2 years, 7 months ago on The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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