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My sources now confirm: the Red Sox won last night. Sources also confirm that Buchholz is still whining, despite it being the World Series.

9 months, 1 week ago on Game One, Game On

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Today, I woke up, throttled a Schlitz and began preparing the apartment for what will certainly be an all-out riot. It's time for flagrant alcoholism. It's time for another World Series.

9 months, 1 week ago on Next Stop: World Series

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I have tickets for tomorrow's game. I want everyone to know right here that I will NOT be going. I will NOT be selling, scalping, or otherwise dealing them. In fact, I won't even watch another game this year. And I thought this team couldn't disgust me any more. The classiest thing we can do, as fans, is just not show up to games. After all, in Pedroia's words, "I wish I could have been there."

1 year, 11 months ago on I Now Root For Four

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Occasionally, I get the feeling that Beckett looks forward to batting.

2 years, 1 month ago on The Red Sox-Marlins Series Will Rock This Planet to Its Very Core. Or At Least See Someone Hit With a Mallet.

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For being a new ballpark, this is an ugly -ass ballpark.

2 years, 1 month ago on The Red Sox-Marlins Series Will Rock This Planet to Its Very Core. Or At Least See Someone Hit With a Mallet.

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He's got to go. There is no question anymore.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @hannah82 oh he dropped one. But only one. I feel like that's a triumph.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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^^^ that wasn't a joke, he really said that.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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Fresh from Beckett's lips: "I spend my off days the way I want to spend 'em."  and "my off day is my off day".

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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Beckett: "I feel pretty good."

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @hannah82 I would agree. He just sounded totally depressed. Someone asked him about the home losing streak, he said "It will end." Sounded more like he was telling himself that.

 

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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Bobby looks like a broken man.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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Bobby says "maybe its just a little too much time off".    Interesting.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @hannah82 Alright, I'll hang around. Should be entertaining.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @SoxFaninMD Don't waste any of the good stuff tho. Go for quantity, not quality, tonight. 

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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I can't wait for the Beckett interview. Let's see how pissy he gets.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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I mean to say "that's a quick 2 outs" -- ooops!

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @SoxFaninMD No, you should watch. Savor.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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oh boy, that's a quick inning.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @SoxFaninMD The fact that I'm reminiscing about JD Drew is both terrifying and awe inspiring at the same time...that one grand slam...the good 'ole days...

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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I will openly agree to disagree with anyone who thinks this isn't a bridge year.

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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Thank God we have Alfredo ACyves Young on the hill. How can this possibly end badly?

2 years, 2 months ago on Fore!

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 @KTMFF Correct, Bobby V certainly isn't the problem. But, if you fire Teets for last year, you've got to fire Bobby V for this year. Same crap is going on.

2 years, 2 months ago on Sweep The Leg

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I knew bobby wasn't cut out for this gig when they signed him. But I expected him to at least fire these guys up -- I mean the bastard strolled back into a dugout with a fake mustache for chrissakes -- but we're pretty deep here with no signs of life. Clay does not deserve to be in a major league rotation, send him down. Get rid of Beckett. Doubront will be fine. Bard? Who cares at this point.

2 years, 2 months ago on Sweep The Leg

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Well, I'm going to go give myself papercuts for the rest of the day. Peace everybody.

2 years, 2 months ago on Avengers Disassemble!

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has saltalamacherena ever thrown out a runner??

2 years, 2 months ago on Avengers Disassemble!

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I hope Cook walked back into the dugout blood-soaked and asked Beckett about his lat.

2 years, 2 months ago on Avengers Disassemble!

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Well that was bad. Between the awful performances, poor management, and the sellout-streak-bullshit, for the first time since 2002, I'm ready to see this ownership move on. Most things have a beginning and everything has an end. It's time. The past few years have been nothing short of embarrassing, and we deserve better.

2 years, 2 months ago on Welcome Back, Orioles!

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 @Madraider Might be tough with their infielders tossin that soggy salad.

2 years, 2 months ago on Welcome Back, Orioles!

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 @jules well the good news is, if he really is injured as badly as it seems, Cherington will probably sign him to a long, expensive deal.

2 years, 2 months ago on Welcome Back, Orioles!

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Sweet. Let's see if we can get Eck to swear tonight.

2 years, 2 months ago on Welcome Back, Orioles!

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"Lose 5, Win 5" will be a tough way to get through the season. But it's better than "Lose 5, Lose 5" I guess.

2 years, 3 months ago on Bat Day!

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I just want to know what Sam Elliot is doing in our dugout. Oh...he's the pitching coach??

2 years, 3 months ago on Game Thread: Picking a Winner by Mugshot

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 @BeardedInMD Holy shit, this is the best idea I've heard in a long time. If we can hologram Crawford in as a hitter and pinch runner, we might almost get our money's worth.

2 years, 3 months ago on Game Thread: Picking a Winner by Mugshot

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Evening everybody. I'd just like to start by celebrating the virtual retirement of Carl Crawford.

2 years, 3 months ago on Game Thread: Picking a Winner by Mugshot

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So despite bringing in Aceves, we've managed to win one. Well done boys.

2 years, 3 months ago on First Hurdle: Beating Santa Claus

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Barbed Wire Gardenhire might have actually woken up there.

2 years, 3 months ago on First Hurdle: Beating Santa Claus

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It seems to me that the Red Sox will be trading Cody Ross soon. His ability, clubhouse contributions, and decent attitude are not a good fit.

2 years, 3 months ago on First Hurdle: Beating Santa Claus

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 @Madraider  @BB.13 yeah, at least the sabermetrics say that this week.

2 years, 3 months ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost

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 @GarrettCRW ChuggaDoug had a unique knack for the delayed steal (read: "shit, screwed up that sign") that I'm sure accounted for at least 100% of his career steals. <--from baseball prospectus, clearly.

2 years, 3 months ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost

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 @hannah82 Especially when your "power-hitting" third baseman leads planet earth in GIDP

2 years, 3 months ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost

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Uh, good hustle, Youk. We don't need baserunners today.

2 years, 3 months ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost

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 @SoxCrazy Clay would do well to drill this guy. Right in the boniest possible area.

 

2 years, 3 months ago on Commander Found, Ells Lost

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Alright, this is more like it. Boys have some pop today. Kelly Shopvac definitely gets MVP for comically beating himself up all day.

2 years, 3 months ago on It’s A Wonderful Life (Every Fenway Opening Day)

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 @hannah82  @GarrettCRW If I ever said "you're horrible at your job" to anyone here, they would beat the ever-living piss out of me.

2 years, 3 months ago on It’s A Wonderful Life (Every Fenway Opening Day)

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The three stooges promo is fitting. Select just about any three members of the active roster.

2 years, 3 months ago on It’s A Wonderful Life (Every Fenway Opening Day)

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Beckett is looking...scary. Lots of stuff out over the middle.

2 years, 3 months ago on It’s A Wonderful Life (Every Fenway Opening Day)

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 @bjchit Lester did not deserve the loss for this thing.

2 years, 3 months ago on Jon Lester Invites You to Tell Your Boss to Go Pound Sand

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tell me that isnt youk. for the love of God.

2 years, 3 months ago on Jon Lester Invites You to Tell Your Boss to Go Pound Sand

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