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I woke up sick as all hell, for some reason decided Draft Day was a movie that was worth watching, and the Dodgers got destroyed by the Giants. At least I know tomorrow can't be any worse.
4 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 12, 2014: Huge series is huge
@BIah @PagansOedipalComplex he's not good either, though.
@PagansOedipalComplex no according to my Giants fan friend they're pretty much the same pitcher and the only reason he doesn't have as good of numbers as Greinke is because the Giants slumped in June we are fucked.
Travis fucking Ishikawa...at least now I know that this was probably an aberration. Or at least I hope.....
@MalkinCookies you really gotta save your "jagoff" usage because it's such a great term and you don't want to diminish it, imo.
@Chad Moriyama @Spastic @InsideThePark (Most Overrated City) BAW GOD...THAT'S CHAD MORIYAMA'S MUSIC.Savior. I got Goosebumps.
When I grow up I hope to be as happy with my life as KMT is. Dude is living it up.
And be glad at the fact that you aren't as pathetic as a troll on a baseball blog.
4 days, 21 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 12, 2014: Huge series is huge
Just stop responding to him and giving him what he wants. He will be gone soon enough.
@capnsparrow I like your optimism, capn.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) Giants lead the league in "Creepy Guy At The Club" hair.
@Dodgers Nerd He was doing a Hawk Harrelson impression. It's quite accurate.
@P_F_P Optimism isn't allowed here once the Dodgers go down 4-0 after the first inning, dammit!
@Dustin Nosler what is life?
@KMT59 if one of them hurts him it's gonna lead to a rule change.
@InsideThePark (Most Overrated City) no he dove towards it. if it was a salad he would've dove away from it.
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @P_F_P I believe.
@OCDodger @moneynow27 THAT's what I'm worried about. This game is already a tire fire...I just care about how Ryu is.
4 days, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 12, 2014: Huge series is huge
@OCDodger @corylol Do not get me started on the Sharks, their fans, the city of San Jose, and that piece of human garbage Ryane Clowe.
@j_versace @corylol i ain't even worried...it's just annoying haha.
And the texts from my Giants fan friends have already begun. There's a reason my hatred for the Giants borderlines on psychopathic.
@OCDodger According to Chad he was hitting 88 on the gun. Not good.
@P_F_P Umm not moronic at all that's why all the respected Dodger beat writers are saying the Dodgers should start Ethier, duh.
@Spastic @KMT59 @P_F_P jfc man it's baseball
@P_F_P TMZ has video of it.
@BIah IT'S GOING GREAT BLAH NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Dude so much bad energy in here, man. It's allll good.
@0ptimus @corylol Yeah it's crazy. The whole thing was crazy. I just saw it an hour or so ago. I feel bad for Fiers. And obviously Stanton, too. The whole situation was so fucked up.
5 days, 18 hours ago on Jamey Wright, Lefty Specialist?
@0ptimus It reminded me of the Miami announcer during the Miami-FIU brawl ~10 or so years ago. Embarrassing.
@KMT59 @LASports96 sadly, at this point a year or two seems optimistic.
6 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren
@Bay_of_Puigs @corylol i couldn't remember his first name but after a google search i saw his picture and all this disappointment flooded back to me haha.
@Bay_of_Puigs @corylol damn you for making me remember joe thurston ever existed. i was still young and impressionable and had such high hopes.
The 1932 Dodgers had both High Pockets Kelly and Sloppy Thurston on the roster. Old timey baseball names are the best.
6 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Padres 0: Get Used To Seeing Dan Haren
@KMT59 Magic Number: Davey Lopes
@LASports96 Can't rely on that because Arizona is the worst. Dodgers just have to go up and take care of business like a division winner should.
@Turner_for_Treasury @corylol A good point.
@Turner_for_Treasury That's giving Arizona too much credit. They aren't smart enough to do that. They are just fucking terrible.
@Bay_of_Puigs @Matt Kemp's Bath Towel what if mike is a schizophrenic and they're all the same person
@KMT59 They're so bad. I don't know why I'm still even watching. Hoping for a miracle I guess but it's just infuriating me that I'm rooting for the DBacks and they are so, so, so bad.
@MScottEiland @Diane Nguyen marv throneberry is an 80 grade name though
@TheConman Man I hope he keeps this up.
Now that that's taken care of I'm ready for Giants fan pain starting Friday. They're getting a little too high and mighty for a 2nd place team.
6 days, 20 hours ago on Padres @ Dodgers Sept. 10, 2014: Dan Haren Eyes That Option
@Turner_for_Treasury @scottyc35 @Purple Drank @Diane Nguyen when the nuclear holocaust destroys us all the only things that will be left are cockroaches, twinkies, and the giants still vying for a playoff spot that they seemingly have no business of getting. fuck i hate them so much.
1 week ago on Padres 6, Dodgers 3: Fauxto’d
@Diane Nguyen seconded. i know i can't take them lightly especially after the last few weeks but they still don't scare me at all.
@Purple Drank @- Casey - it can't be that hard to learn these are world class athletes, dammit!
@yudodis Inaccurate because the dumpster isn't on fire.
@Purple Drank That's about as improbable as back to back to back to back home runs to tie the game with another home run winning it in extra innings.
1 week ago on Padres @ Dodgers Sept. 9, 2014: So Many Relievers To Choose From
@capnsparrow If this is recent it means he's lost weight and that's encouraging.
@BIah @Dodgers Nerd you're not trying to go out with her brother so who gives a shit
what in the hell was that?
1 week, 1 day ago on Padres @ Dodgers Sept. 8, 2014: Is It October Yet?