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@chesterfield thumbs @corylol @KMT59 Thanks, buddy.  It sucks, but I did my mourning and am thankful for the time I had with her.  Fuck cancer forever, though.  

1 day, 23 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@KMT59 As someone who just lost someone I loved very, very much to breast cancer last week...I approve.  

1 day, 23 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Literally PFP Crave You is fantastic.  But if you don't like dance music you will probably hate it.  

1 day, 23 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero @BIah haha yeah right Carl Crawford doesn't have the arm to hit his cut off man.  

1 day, 23 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@BIah @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero THIS IS A SERIOUS COMMENT SECTION BLAH.  NO KIDDING ALLOWED.  

1 day, 23 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero @BIah I thought it was funny, but then again the two jobs I have had have been writing music for people on drugs and driving a tractor.  

2 days ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Literally PFP @corylol Idk if you listen to podcasts, but there's a guy on Doug Loves Movies who does an impression of him and it's fantastic / extremely accurate.  

2 days ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Literally PFP so what you're saying is he should have been an Oscar contender every year for the last decade and a half right

2 days ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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This should make me feel better but the fact the Cardinals shit the bed likes this just makes me hate them even more.

1 week, 2 days ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists

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Oh god, I wouldn't be come a Giants fan. I would just renounce baseball. But that will never happen. I love the Los Angeles Dodgers too much.

1 week, 2 days ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists

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The fact that I'm wondering whether being a Dodgers fan is worth all the heartbreak is by far the worst part of this baseball season. I am heartbroken. I don't know if I can take 3 in 5.

Actually fuck that, Giants and all their fans can burn in hell. Dodgers forever. Still sucks though.

1 week, 2 days ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists

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MICHAEL MORSE AND TRAVIS FUCKING ISHIKAWA?

Hail satan. I've accepted it.

1 week, 2 days ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists

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@ tomato @corylol @Dustin Nosler NOT ANYMORE.  

1 week, 3 days ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @corylol hahahaha now I feel 100x better.  I shouldn't have deleted and just owned it.  

1 week, 3 days ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@Dustin Nosler You know damn well that Ned Yost has made it through the playoffs relatively unscathed by his decisions and that's all going to come crashing down in this series and they're going to suddenly get cold.  

1 week, 3 days ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@PasadenaDodger @corylol @LA_Woman Bad joke.  I don't even have the excuse of being drunk this time.

1 week, 3 days ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@LA_Woman @corylol Ok, maybe I can put up with them as opposed to all of humanity being destroyed.  

1 week, 3 days ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@KMT59 night, buddy.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@BIah @Diane Nguyen I tried typing a comment out in response to this but every time I tried I came off like the ultimate stoner even though I don't smoke. I don't want to die but I'm curious to see what happens when I do.  That's as plainly as I can put it and I still will come off like I just took a bong rip.   

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@Diane Nguyen I know all the death outweighs it but I'm trying to be more optimsitic because I've been such a pessimitic asshole lately...but it has to be pretty awesome when the people who come into critical care get better because of you guys.  It's a small consolation, I guess.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@Diane Nguyen life's a bitch and then you die.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@DodgerDawg night.  keep fighting the good fight against the evil hordes of giants and cardinals fans, brother.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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I couldn't wait for Clayton Kershaw to be announced as the NL MVP and now I'm dreading it because of all the fuck heads that are going to come out of the woodwork when it happens.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol Man...the all caps made it seem like I'm being sarcastic but that seriously just made me so happy lol.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol YES!  YESSSSSSSSSSS!  I'M READY FOR BASEBALL SEASON, BABY!   FUCK THE GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol thank you for this.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol

[vomits blood] 

[continues to vomit blood]

[curls up in a corner] 

[cries]

[vomits a little more blood]

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol Oh yeah.  My emotions DEFINITELY say fire him.  And even the logical part of my brain says fire him.  I just won't hope for it or believe it until I see it.  

And they probably won't and he will give Fernando Rodney or someone like that a 3 year contract this offseason and this whole process will start again.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol Oh trust me I know.  I was just saying haha because it would be so infuriating.  And yes that's what I hear.  I would be lying if I said I knew about potential GM candidates but that's the name I keep seeing from Dodgers writers I respect so I'm down for him.  Just gotta fire Ned first and idk if that's gonna happen.    

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol i honestly don't know what I would do.  I will never go as far as stop supporting the Dodgers but that would at least make me think about it.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@OSaltyOne @corylol low blow.  my fragile psyche can't handle that thought right now.

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@exceedingly boring potato wait...i misread that.  i thought there was one less zero.  nvm.  carry on despite me being a dumbass.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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But then again this may just me getting my hopes up only for them to be crushed AAAAAAAHHHH BASEBALL GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOOOOOOOOO

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@exceedingly boring potato right behind you.  feels good maaaan

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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I'm going to feel really stupid for bitching about the Dodgers the past few days when they go 11-0 in the playoffs next year behind 4 Kershaw CGSOs.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@BIah I appreciate the sentiment, but bringing up the Rangers just reminds me it was the Giants who came back from that 1 out away thing and it just makes me even more angry lol.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@BIah Jayson Werth is taking the Nationals NLDS loss worse than I'm taking the Dodgers NLDS loss.  

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@DodgerDawg @BIah Yes, you win a 101st like.  Congratulations!

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@PasadenaDodger @corylol @BIah I still hate them, because I still vomit at the sght of Matt Stairs and Shane Victorino (him as a Dodger was absolute hell)...but now they're just so hilariously bad that they're just irrelevant to me now.  And I also can't stand them because they were supposed to beat the Giants in the playoffs and just absolutely shit the bed.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@exceedingly boring potato @corylol @BIah Yep.  This is what I keep struggling with the last few days.  And then someone like Ryan fucking Vogelsong pitches fine right after, and now idk if that reinforces or takes away from the fact that it was just shitty luck or if there really is some dark voodoo going on during the playoffs.  And I know there isn't!  But the fact that I'm even questioning it is crazy.  

Idk.  This playoffs finally broke my brain.  Idk if that previous paragraph even makes sense to anyone other than myself.  Fuck it all.  Go American League.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@BIah @corylol Same here.  The worst part is that next year, if they make the playoffs, I don't even know what to expect anymore when he pitches.  I know it's stupid and I know that there isn't some magic out there that makes players better or worse in the playoffs and I know he's still the best pitcher on earth, but I just don't really know anymore.  And that's what sucks the most.  

Fuck...I would've been devastated if they would've started Haren and he gave up 15 runs and lost, but it's nowhere near as bad as this.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@Lobo @corylol @DeliMan of Baseball Related Sorrow Yeah.  Coupled with the Giants sorcery and it's just absolutely brutal.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@DeliMan of Baseball Related Sorrow I hope so.  It's going to be hard to be optimistic about the Dodgers though going forward.  Not because I don't think the future is bright, I'm just tired of my hopes being crushed every year.  

I'm also saying this knowing damn well that I will have the biggest Dodgers boner come April.  Just maybe not as much as this year.  The last 4 seasons of baseball have really taken a lot out of me.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@BIah Me too....and I didn't think it was possible because I HATED the Phillies at the time but I hate the Cardinals exponentially more than the Phillies.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@Matt Kemp's #3 Fan man...this made me sad.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter

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@DodgerLivingInWeHo Probably....but the Cardinals own Kershaw and don't you dare bring up Bumgarner because you're just sidestepping the fact Kershaw sucks in the playoffs.  

Fuck that guy.  

2 weeks, 2 days ago on So Long, 2014

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