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This should make me feel better but the fact the Cardinals shit the bed likes this just makes me hate them even more.
6 days, 4 hours ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
Oh god, I wouldn't be come a Giants fan. I would just renounce baseball. But that will never happen. I love the Los Angeles Dodgers too much.
6 days, 5 hours ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
The fact that I'm wondering whether being a Dodgers fan is worth all the heartbreak is by far the worst part of this baseball season. I am heartbroken. I don't know if I can take 3 in 5.
Actually fuck that, Giants and all their fans can burn in hell. Dodgers forever. Still sucks though.
MICHAEL MORSE AND TRAVIS FUCKING ISHIKAWA?
Hail satan. I've accepted it.
@ tomato @corylol @Dustin Nosler NOT ANYMORE.
1 week ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?
@YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @corylol hahahaha now I feel 100x better. I shouldn't have deleted and just owned it.
@YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @corylol hello
@Dustin Nosler You know damn well that Ned Yost has made it through the playoffs relatively unscathed by his decisions and that's all going to come crashing down in this series and they're going to suddenly get cold.
@PasadenaDodger @corylol @LA_Woman Bad joke. I don't even have the excuse of being drunk this time.
@LA_Woman @corylol Ok, maybe I can put up with them as opposed to all of humanity being destroyed.
@KMT59 night, buddy.
1 week, 6 days ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter
@BIah @Diane Nguyen I tried typing a comment out in response to this but every time I tried I came off like the ultimate stoner even though I don't smoke. I don't want to die but I'm curious to see what happens when I do. That's as plainly as I can put it and I still will come off like I just took a bong rip.
@Diane Nguyen I know all the death outweighs it but I'm trying to be more optimsitic because I've been such a pessimitic asshole lately...but it has to be pretty awesome when the people who come into critical care get better because of you guys. It's a small consolation, I guess.
@Diane Nguyen life's a bitch and then you die.
@DodgerDawg night. keep fighting the good fight against the evil hordes of giants and cardinals fans, brother.
I couldn't wait for Clayton Kershaw to be announced as the NL MVP and now I'm dreading it because of all the fuck heads that are going to come out of the woodwork when it happens.
@OSaltyOne @corylol Man...the all caps made it seem like I'm being sarcastic but that seriously just made me so happy lol.
@OSaltyOne @corylol YES! YESSSSSSSSSSS! I'M READY FOR BASEBALL SEASON, BABY! FUCK THE GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@OSaltyOne @corylol thank you for this.
[continues to vomit blood]
[curls up in a corner]
[vomits a little more blood]
@OSaltyOne @corylol Oh yeah. My emotions DEFINITELY say fire him. And even the logical part of my brain says fire him. I just won't hope for it or believe it until I see it. And they probably won't and he will give Fernando Rodney or someone like that a 3 year contract this offseason and this whole process will start again.
@OSaltyOne @corylol Oh trust me I know. I was just saying haha because it would be so infuriating. And yes that's what I hear. I would be lying if I said I knew about potential GM candidates but that's the name I keep seeing from Dodgers writers I respect so I'm down for him. Just gotta fire Ned first and idk if that's gonna happen.
@OSaltyOne @corylol i honestly don't know what I would do. I will never go as far as stop supporting the Dodgers but that would at least make me think about it.
@OSaltyOne @corylol low blow. my fragile psyche can't handle that thought right now.
@exceedingly boring potato wait...i misread that. i thought there was one less zero. nvm. carry on despite me being a dumbass.
But then again this may just me getting my hopes up only for them to be crushed AAAAAAAHHHH BASEBALL GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOOOOOOOOO
@exceedingly boring potato right behind you. feels good maaaan
I'm going to feel really stupid for bitching about the Dodgers the past few days when they go 11-0 in the playoffs next year behind 4 Kershaw CGSOs.
@BIah I appreciate the sentiment, but bringing up the Rangers just reminds me it was the Giants who came back from that 1 out away thing and it just makes me even more angry lol.
@BIah Jayson Werth is taking the Nationals NLDS loss worse than I'm taking the Dodgers NLDS loss.
@DodgerDawg @BIah Yes, you win a 101st like. Congratulations!
@PasadenaDodger @corylol @BIah I still hate them, because I still vomit at the sght of Matt Stairs and Shane Victorino (him as a Dodger was absolute hell)...but now they're just so hilariously bad that they're just irrelevant to me now. And I also can't stand them because they were supposed to beat the Giants in the playoffs and just absolutely shit the bed.
@exceedingly boring potato @corylol @BIah Yep. This is what I keep struggling with the last few days. And then someone like Ryan fucking Vogelsong pitches fine right after, and now idk if that reinforces or takes away from the fact that it was just shitty luck or if there really is some dark voodoo going on during the playoffs. And I know there isn't! But the fact that I'm even questioning it is crazy. Idk. This playoffs finally broke my brain. Idk if that previous paragraph even makes sense to anyone other than myself. Fuck it all. Go American League.
@BIah @corylol Same here. The worst part is that next year, if they make the playoffs, I don't even know what to expect anymore when he pitches. I know it's stupid and I know that there isn't some magic out there that makes players better or worse in the playoffs and I know he's still the best pitcher on earth, but I just don't really know anymore. And that's what sucks the most. Fuck...I would've been devastated if they would've started Haren and he gave up 15 runs and lost, but it's nowhere near as bad as this.
@Lobo @corylol @DeliMan of Baseball Related Sorrow Yeah. Coupled with the Giants sorcery and it's just absolutely brutal.
@DeliMan of Baseball Related Sorrow I hope so. It's going to be hard to be optimistic about the Dodgers though going forward. Not because I don't think the future is bright, I'm just tired of my hopes being crushed every year. I'm also saying this knowing damn well that I will have the biggest Dodgers boner come April. Just maybe not as much as this year. The last 4 seasons of baseball have really taken a lot out of me.
@BIah Me too....and I didn't think it was possible because I HATED the Phillies at the time but I hate the Cardinals exponentially more than the Phillies.
@Matt Kemp's #3 Fan man...this made me sad.
@DodgerLivingInWeHo Probably....but the Cardinals own Kershaw and don't you dare bring up Bumgarner because you're just sidestepping the fact Kershaw sucks in the playoffs. Fuck that guy.
2 weeks ago on So Long, 2014
@brincon @corylol @deblueLostintheWilderness Yeah. It's hard to keep track of all the make believe bullshit facts. But that's wat happens when you are a Dodgers fan with your head buried in the sand, I guess.
@brincon @corylol @deblueLostintheWilderness silly me.
@deblueLostintheWilderness structural equation models show clayton kershaw sucks in the playoffs
@Purple Drank @Robworldwide @deblueLostintheWilderness @brincon drank, you like house music and you aren't an idiot. thank you for being you, man.
@ALVX @Robworldwide @deblueLostintheWilderness @Purple Drank @brincon end of argument. thank you alvx.
@DodgerDawg atta boy
@Diane Nguyen oh god...i couldn't even imagine. now i feel bad for making that joke. i would never purposefully run over someone even if they were giants fan POS.
@Diane Nguyen ill run him over in my tractor
@Diane Nguyen true. i'm just feisty and haven't been called a douchebag by a stranger in a while. i'll kill someone.
@Diane Nguyen oh i know. i'm just talking about the douche below. related: #firened