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@Purple Drank fuck jeremy affedlt fo real, purple drank 

4 days, 6 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.  next time you are here let me know.  

4 days, 7 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol hey vnd i think you are the shit and made me feel better even when i felt like i had nowhere to go.  even when it's really fucked right  now.  

4 days, 7 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol life is really fucked up and idk if i want to be part of this bullshit

4 days, 7 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol I have never cried more than tonight.  I am really sad.  Pancreatic cancer can suck my dick.  

4 days, 7 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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@BIah this ruined my night for some reason

4 days, 13 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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@Purple Drank Well at least I have something to root for on a Dodgers off day after they have already clinched the division.  Them getting blown out and then celebrating would be hilarious.  

4 days, 14 hours ago on The Eight Billionth Way Clayton Kershaw Is Awesome

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IM AT THE GAME AND HAD A DIRECT LINE BETWEEN PUIG AND THIRD AND IM LOSING MY MIND AND HAD TO POST HERE IM GOING TO BE ARRESTED ILL MISS YOU GUYS.

5 days, 9 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher

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@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now i like you paul you are funny even if you ran out of puns

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Diane Nguyen @Omer (beercoozie) i think it is just that everyone hates kanye

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now don't ever compare the greatness of a crunchwrap supreme to madison bumgarner.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol @deblueBatFlip i live on the next exit south but tulare is so small i can get anywhere in town pretty quickly.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Omer (beercoozie) @corylol lol really?!  i guess i haven't been paying attention but I can see it especially around here.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol @deblueBatFlip lemme know next time you are around...i'll be here lol.

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@deblue CENTRAL VALLEY STAND UP.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@deblue @Dodgers Nerd puig lit one up on him and he's mad he flipped his bat.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Omer (beercoozie) @corylol hahaha if you can get that to happen then you have my vote for president, omer.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Omer (beercoozie) @corylol I feel bad now.  This is why I need to stop drinking but it's too fun.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Omer (beercoozie) @corylol My mom grew up in Branson.  My dad grew up in Moore, OK.  Sorry if I offended you I was just trying to talk shit about Madison Bumgarner.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Omer (beercoozie) @corylol a guy who has an exaggerated southern accent and seems like he would be an extra in deliverance.  i didn't grow up on a paved road until I was 13 years old so it's okay.  I'm like hillbilly lite.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@LASports96 @corylol haha yeah he isn't stupid.  THAT would actually piss me off.  i'm just being an ass at this point lol.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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I just watched an interview and I didn't realize just how country Bumgarner was lol straight hillbilly.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@LASports96 @corylol well it wasn't right behind, it was a little high.  like row r.  but we got seats right along the 3rd base line row d so I'm not complaining.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@LASports96 @corylol that goddamn net.  and he was the one buying tickets so i wasn't about to overrule him lol.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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I'm still kind of mad at my dad for saying he didn't want seats behind home plate tomorrow because of the net because I wanted to see what Kershaw's pitches looked like.  I love you, though Dad you are the man, but that was a mistake.  

6 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Diane Nguyen THE BEST GODDAMN PITCHER IN THE WORLD AGAINST THE HATED GIANTS WITH A CHANCE TO CLINCH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@ThtsaPaddlin @corylol Schulman blowing up on Molly Knight for calling Giants beat writers homers was also pretty hilarious after he's done nothing but mock Dodger fans the last two days.  Dammit I hate all of them.  

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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I was out when the news broke so sorry if it's already been said, but I would feel bad for Baggarly if he wasn't the biggest homer piece of shit beat writer on earth instead of just finding it hilarious.  

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Tymathee that smart, scheming motherfucker.  

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@ABSmileBunch Even if he comes back down to earth next year Justin Turner has earned a lifetime fan in me after this year.

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@Diane Nguyen @corylol and if i have actual reason to be obnoxious?  hello drunk tank.  

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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If the Dodgers clinch when I am in attendance against my most hated team in all of sports with my favorite player pitching I very well may be arrested.  I won't be violent, of course, but god damn am i obnoxious when I am drinking.  

6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants

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@InsideThePark (Sunset Gate) i ain't even trippin they're still hitting him hard

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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LOL at Bumgarner screaming "Let's go!"

He would be murdered by Puig.  

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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@0ptimus "Dodger fans didn't know to cheer for the home run until the video board told them to" -Schulman

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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i love you justin turner

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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It's time for one of Bumgarner's first inning explosions.  I don't remember him having any this year, but iirc he had 2-3 last year.  

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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@Tymathee I can't stop laughing at "clunge"

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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@Tymathee Why? They got to hang out with Vin Scully.

6 days, 11 hours ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces

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@- Casey - Fuck, man.  I'm sorry for your loss.  

1 week ago on Giants 5, Dodgers 2: At least Dan Haren was good

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@BIah Some people are just complete idiots.  

1 week ago on Giants 5, Dodgers 2: At least Dan Haren was good

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@BIah @Diane Nguyen and conveniently the best pitcher on earth is pitching one of those games.

1 week ago on Giants 5, Dodgers 2: At least Dan Haren was good

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@Diane Nguyen GOD DAMMIT I DON'T MEAN TO KEEP RESPONDING TO EVERY COMMENT OF YOURS BUT I AGREE AND I CAN'T HELP IT.  GIANTS AINT SHIT.  

1 week ago on Giants 5, Dodgers 2: At least Dan Haren was good

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