i'm a late night organ donor
Sports just aren't worth the pain sometimes. I'm around a bunch of people just ripping on me. But I'm going to take my lumps and keep saying I can't wait for next season. The Dodgers are going to be good for a while. These people aren't worth my time for me to get angry.
To all of you who are being pessimistic and blaming Kershaw and Puig etc etc you can go fuck yourselves. I haven't commented here a lot but I will be back tomorrow no matter what happens. Thanks Mike for giving me a place to talk to people who love the Dodgers as much as I do.
I would say I'm going to go get TLR'd fuck fuck everything about the Cardinals right now. I'm just gonna go get drunk.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.
I'm watching the game with 5 gloating Giants fans and somehow you are more insufferable than them. Congratulations.
He's a fucking hack. It's a travesty that man gets paid to write about the game I love.
We are all going to look back and laugh at how we were freaking out during the 3rd inning of Game 6 after the Dodgers come back and win this game. I'm not ready to give up on this team. If anyone can do it it's them.
That said, I feel like Bob Nightengale fucked my non existent girlfriend in front of me right now. I'm sad.
@Batted Bob Whoa there...Bob Nightengale would never accept his Pulitzer early. He's a traditionalist and he will wait for the award ceremony like everyone else who won it before him.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on What To Do With Hanley Ramirez
@moneynow27 @Winning! Just the thought of Michael Young getting 4 AB's today sends me into convulsions.
@DodgerBytes This is the closest I've ever seen them to the World Series since I've been alive but I want more. Those bastards better give us a Game 7.
@FJinCLE @corylol @chiveonSLO FSU here, too. Yeah, it's the exact same. Probably even worse with the Giants finally winning a few. The girls were the worst. "OMG Tim Lincecum is soooo hot and sooooo good!"
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Reminder: Kenley Jansen Is Still Awesome
Just remembered the Dodgers-Giants rivalry violence and realized this was in poor taste...so sorry. Me getting drunk and crying while my friends laugh at me is more realistic, anyways.
@Disgruntled Goat I won't, because Kersh is going to shut them down and I won't have to worry about it.
@chiveonSLO @corylol I went to school up there and 2010 and 2012 were unbearable.
Thanks to my idiot friend deciding to get married this weekend I have to watch the game tonight in the hell hole that is Fresno. I am really hoping the Bums can pull it out tonight or I'm very likely to get drunk and kill one of my Giants fan friends who I will be staying with.
My freedom rests on the left arm of Clayton Kershaw. Please get him some runs today, Dodgers.
@Lobo Ballparks have become entertainment venues?! THE HORROR.
@Purps McGurps Jon Heyman doesn't want to hear any of that shit!!!
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers September 13, 2013: A Good Time For Kershaw To Get Right
@JoeyE he's like the rain man of baseball
@Purps McGurps @BIah apparently you didn't see the garph
@steelmohawk @LA_Woman @Blahrth Vader I was actually rooting against Petit getting it and then when it happened I felt awful. My friend summed it up best: "That no-hitter/perfecto might have been the best thing that Yusmeiro Petit could have done as a MLB player. Can't root against that." and then I felt bad. And then I remembered how shitty 2010 and 2012 was and now I don't know how to feel. Son of a bitch.
3 months ago on Reds 3, Dodgers 2: Thus Ends Chris Capuano?
@SpikeyJones He's still only 19 years old. I will reserve judgment.
@baeksu @Dogerscribe (VND) @Dang88 Matt Holliday disagrees.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Padres @ Dodgers August 30, 2013: Volquez Is Real
@Purps McGurps technically we didn't