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@2B15Lopes let them have this.  he only has another year or two before he keeps up the proud tradition of good SF starters turning to complete shit overnight.  

10 hours, 6 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@BIah not as well done but still solid

10 hours, 15 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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justin turner is the greatest dodger of all time

10 hours, 49 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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perfect games in progress* dammit

10 hours, 56 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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The best part about perfect games is watching people freak out on people talking about the perfect game like it has any effect on whether it happens or not.  

10 hours, 57 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@P_F_P New York feared for the umpires' safety if that one was overturned too so they decided to spot them one.  

11 hours, 17 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@PagansOedipalComplex It's possible.  Deadspin loves the Dodgers it's awesome.  

11 hours, 23 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@PagansOedipalComplex @corylol I spent 30 seconds trying to figure out an appropriate bracket description for that but it ended up just making me sad because I can totally see that happening.  

11 hours, 32 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@P_F_P @BIah If I were to make up a perfect half inning for the Dodgers against the Diamondbacks in my mind it would look just like the top of the 4th.  

11 hours, 36 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) Kershaw is pitching.  He won't.  

11 hours, 37 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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It's really sad that I'm legitimately worried about Puig getting hit because he stole a base up 6 in the 4th inning.  Arizona is a joke.

11 hours, 42 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@baeksu Is it still Bob Brenly?  

11 hours, 51 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@Barney (Not Darwin) @0ptimus I lost so many followers on Twitter that night lol

11 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@Hoze @corylol I just hope someone isn't brained by a fastball because Kirk and company are psychopaths.  

11 hours, 56 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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This is awesome, but I am really fearful that the Dodgers are going to pay for this.  

11 hours, 58 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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Hahahahaha fuck Miguel Montero forever.  Even if it's a completely stupid rule I approve of it in this instance.  

12 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello Yeah but they were on pace for 18, dammit!

12 hours, 15 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@KMT59 BAW GAWD...THAT'S KMT'S MUSIC.  

12 hours, 22 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Dodger in Florida They let anyone go in and look at the plaques regardless of their ERA.  

12 hours, 24 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@DBrim @corylol That's what Kevin Towers wants you to think...

12 hours, 28 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@DBrim It's funny now, but it won't be so funny when these two are whisked away never to be seen again.  

12 hours, 35 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@efb @Disgruntled Goat Have you never seen a sports movie, Goat?  The Dodgers will win the West with a wacky group of overachievers during a musical montage,  

1 day, 9 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@i attend the AVNs It's really, really bad.  Kruk and Kuip are like a more talented version of Hawk Harrelson.  It's sad because they could be great but they are such insane homers it ruins it.  My hatred for them (and the Giants) is bordering on psychopathic but I've had enough of their bullshit.  

1 day, 9 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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fuck em.  

1 day, 9 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@Swung at ball 4 That's what he gets for being an insufferable asshole.  

1 day, 9 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@PJ14 @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @i attend the AVNs @BIah  this comment thread is getting kinda weird, right? 

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@OCDodger Hey he's not a fat ass...he's in the best shape of his life every spring training.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@Bay_of_Puigs @corylol I'm also watching the box score and just knew a call was overturned that prevented it from being 4-2.  Didn't read the whole play by play my bad haha.

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@Bay_of_Puigs @corylol fuck...now i'm confused.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@Barney (Not Darwin) "GOSH DARNIT UMP THAT WAS A DANG BALL!"

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@Bay_of_Puigs call overturned

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @i attend the AVNs I hate Tony Romo but at least he is decent sometimes, at least.  Sergio Romo is terrible all the time, now.  And I love it.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@efb @corylol @KMT59 I knew he was super future, but even that doesn't explain that half inning ending so quickly.  Then again it's the gnats.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@KMT59 holy shit that was fast.  either that or gameday is lagging.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) Eh, it will be hilarious when they still lose the division by 5+ games because they are a terrible, terrible baseball team.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@InsideThePark ("What role?") It's that octopus who was picking World Cup game winners.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@KMT59 Save the time and keystrokes and just say "gnat announcer".  "bullshit gnat announcer" is redundant.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@i attend the AVNs @OCDodger DoDi Phone Sex Service:  [Sultry Voice] "Michael Morse just grounded into an inning ending double play...AGAIN.  Kruk is sooooo mad.  He's blaming the umpires.  Bochy just got tossed. Jake Peavy is spewing spittle in the SF dugout.  I'm so turned on right now."  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@i attend the AVNs @nsxtasy @InsideThePark ("What role?") I think this is how Rome was founded.  I was really drunk on my tour when I was there but I'm pretty sure this is what the tour guide said.  

1 day, 10 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@i attend the AVNs @corylol @Turner_for_Treasury Yeah that's what I was saying.  "If I ever end up in San Jose I deserve to get my ass kicked."  

They didn't like that very much.  

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@i attend the AVNs @corylol @Turner_for_Treasury Really?!  I never saw that!  I don't see new followers since Twitter stopped notifying me.  Following now!

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@i attend the AVNs @corylol @Turner_for_Treasury I will soon!  I'm just crazy busy right now but it should die down soon.  It's probably for the best for now because I tend to get myself in trouble on there.  I'm not welcome in San Jose anymore because of Twitter and Ryane Clowe from the Sharks is a real piece of shit.

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@Turner_for_Treasury Yeah I saw them together at the Below Average Pitchers Conference I attended in Barstow last year.  They were hosting a panel.  It was NOT worth the price of admission.  

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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@DBrim His monster home runs are awesome, but I prefer the ones he hits like this one that are lasers and seem to get out of the park in like 2 seconds.  

1 day, 11 hours ago on The Dodgers Didn’t Claim Bartolo Colon

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