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@CodyStumpo @KMT59 The Giants suck.
1 day, 1 hour ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 31, 2014: A Reminder About Waivers
Kershaw throws a complete games but gives up a run and I'm disappointed. We are blessed to watch this man pitch.
Exactly what I'm saying.
1 day, 2 hours ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 31, 2014: A Reminder About Waivers
Maybe it's just the baseball fans I hang out with. Granted...they're idiots.
Clayton Kershaw is somehow simultaneously the best pitcher in baseball and underrated at the same time.
@Iron Brian @nudibranch Jonathan Papelbon is a complete idiot, though.
1 day, 7 hours ago on Congratulations, You Survived the Deadline
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Just have to get rid of Ryu for another caucasian and this team is World Series bound.
I'm glad, too. I was making jokes about them not doing anything but I'm happy for the most part. I was really expecting a reliever though.
1 day, 10 hours ago on Congratulations, You Survived the Deadline
"Earn this. Earn it."
Ned Colletti's last words to Seager, Pederson, and Urias as he dies on a bridge somewhere in France.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Scott Van Slyke (#1 Contender) @LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) Wouldn't he be the perfect heel though because everybody loves him? And that would make the heel turn all that more shocking? Pardon my ignorance if I'm wrong, I don't know all that much about wrestling.
1 day, 23 hours ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp
@Omer (beercoozie) @NotBatman @CaseyTheDeliMan1 Agreed on Puig. People HATE him. I love it, though.
@DodgerNoLongerLivingintheBay @MajorPuigBaseball @ryus_hadouken @corylol @- Casey - I can't stop reading. I'm afraid this guy has or is going to do some terrible things, though.
@MajorPuigBaseball @ryus_hadouken @corylol @- Casey - wait...wtf is going on here?
@- Casey - "Hey Ned are you guys going to try and get a reliever before the deadline tomorrow?""Time is a flat circle."
@MajorPuigBaseball My hair is starting to thin already which is bullshit because I'm only 25 so I would gladly trade not being able to wear them because my hair was too long. Oh well, just means more hats for me.
@BIah I wish I could bring myself to wear other teams hats because I like the way a lot of them look, I just can't. Not saying people who do are wrong or anything of course. It's just how I've always been.
@Paulstracized @corylol @KMT59 Lol I think I actually saw someone reference that recently and was wondering where it came from.
2 days ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Welcome Back, Matt Kemp
@Paulstracized @KMT59 That's what I used to do last season and then one time I got too drunk and called Nancy Bea "Bea Arthur" and felt a deep sense of shame and regret and stopped posting until recently.
Dodger fans are celebrating a Matt Kemp walk off a few hours after Giants fans were celebrating the release of Dan Uggla, only to find out half an hour later he wasn't released after all. Perfect.
@TheConman @corylol @poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I didn't want to ! One of my idiot friends was retweeting him.
@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon I thought that guy was a parody twitter account with a stock photo as an avatar the first time I saw him show up on my timeline. He was losing his mind because the Dodgers didn't shut out the Giants last week because they "needed to send a message." They won 8-1, chill out bro.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) permanent boner.
I like to imagine that as soon as Mike posted this recap he collapsed over his computer in exhaustion and is sleeping at his desk. The things you do for us, Mike.
@poop comes from the Bartolo Colon That's interesting. Good to know because the only thing I ever heard about microfracture surgery was how it ruined Amare Stoudemire in the NBA and I was under the same impression as Grant. Learn something new everyday.
2 days, 1 hour ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup
I LOVE YOU MATT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NEVER LEAVE US
@Blue Collar That shortstop really sucks who the hell is he?
@Blue Collar on here* jfc
@Blue Collar Right there with you. Strikeout.co? This cable deal fucking sucks. I pretty much just watch the feed hear with the audio on in another so I can still hear Vin.
@ABSmileBunch @deblue That one was particularly egregious because it was clearly a trap. Deadpsin had a post about it today. Kinda annoying when they can't get it right even with replay clearly showing it. Still annoying when umpires come and argue after the fact, though.
@カイル One of my friends posted this on saying it was cute and it just made me feel weird.
@KMT59 He* damn I can't type today and I'm not even drunk this time.
@KMT59 Him can just trade Greinke something for it before 1:00 tomorrow.
The only positive I can take from that is that when they showed it land it reminded me of Uribe's home run in the NLDS. Geez that was crushed.
@baeksu Cardinals fans* but probably the Cardinals too.
@baeksu "If Michael Wacha wasn't hurt this never would have happened." This seems to be the Cardinals go to excuse lately.
@P_F_P @tsneddy It seemed like every other day he had a walk off that season. Damn that seems so long ago now. :(
"GET YOUR ASS BACK ON THE BENCH." -Donnie
Forgot about Dre,
@Mike Petriello David Ortiz sees no problem with this ruling.
Carl Crawford: Barves Hunter.
@foldamort Wasn't he just like 6-12 against the Giants?
@wilhud My favorite thing ever is when he scoffs at Pablo Sandoval's listed weight.
2 days, 2 hours ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup
@KMT59 That's a bummer. That was the first roller coaster I ever rode.
"A high fastball that might have been out of the strike zone."Vin casually throwing shade at Gattis. That was way up there.
@Uncultured Baby Because he's Chris Perez. DoDi voodoo can only do so much.
3 days, 2 hours ago on Vin Scully To Return In 2015, Life Still Worth Living
@offense plz In his defense he is probably about to most of the times he pitches.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 12, 2014: Maybe You’re In Center Field Next
@InsideThePark (90090) He's still Paul Maholm though
@InsideThePark (90090) JC was the gritty glue guy of N Sync
@Mike Petriello @Project Café I try not to get upset when people talk shit about the Dodgers because I know that's part of sports, but when my friends say Dodger Stadium is a dump I get legitimately angry and it's photos like this that show why I get that way.