i'm a late night organ donor
@offense plz In his defense he is probably about to most of the times he pitches.
1 week, 4 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 12, 2014: Maybe You’re In Center Field Next
@InsideThePark (90090) He's still Paul Maholm though
@InsideThePark (90090) JC was the gritty glue guy of N Sync
@Mike Petriello @Project Café I try not to get upset when people talk shit about the Dodgers because I know that's part of sports, but when my friends say Dodger Stadium is a dump I get legitimately angry and it's photos like this that show why I get that way.
@ABSmileBunch @KMT59 @corylol @Mike Petriello Too many chemistry building brawls last year so it's hard to remember which was which.
@KMT59 @corylol @Mike Petriello Maybe he was too, but I know Puig was ejected too. I remember him walking alone back to the dugout while the scrum was still going on.
@KMT59 @Mike Petriello Diamondbacks brawl...Ian Kennedy strikes again.
@deBlue @corylol @capnsparrow @PagansOedipalComplex Good point.
7 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers Pay $11.4m Luxury Tax, Do Not Care
@deBlue @capnsparrow @PagansOedipalComplex They probably signed him because they aren't, though. If his delivery continues to fuck with hitters over here: great. If not: oh well.
@PagansOedipalComplex Pretty crazy. But it took me so long to read this because now I can't get Wannabe by Spice Girls out of my head.
Sports just aren't worth the pain sometimes. I'm around a bunch of people just ripping on me. But I'm going to take my lumps and keep saying I can't wait for next season. The Dodgers are going to be good for a while. These people aren't worth my time for me to get angry.
To all of you who are being pessimistic and blaming Kershaw and Puig etc etc you can go fuck yourselves. I haven't commented here a lot but I will be back tomorrow no matter what happens. Thanks Mike for giving me a place to talk to people who love the Dodgers as much as I do.
I would say I'm going to go get TLR'd fuck fuck everything about the Cardinals right now. I'm just gonna go get drunk.
9 months, 1 week ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.
I'm watching the game with 5 gloating Giants fans and somehow you are more insufferable than them. Congratulations.
He's a fucking hack. It's a travesty that man gets paid to write about the game I love.
We are all going to look back and laugh at how we were freaking out during the 3rd inning of Game 6 after the Dodgers come back and win this game. I'm not ready to give up on this team. If anyone can do it it's them.
That said, I feel like Bob Nightengale fucked my non existent girlfriend in front of me right now. I'm sad.
@Batted Bob Whoa there...Bob Nightengale would never accept his Pulitzer early. He's a traditionalist and he will wait for the award ceremony like everyone else who won it before him.
9 months, 1 week ago on What To Do With Hanley Ramirez
@moneynow27 @Winning! Just the thought of Michael Young getting 4 AB's today sends me into convulsions.
@DodgerBytes This is the closest I've ever seen them to the World Series since I've been alive but I want more. Those bastards better give us a Game 7.
@FJinCLE @corylol @chiveonSLO FSU here, too. Yeah, it's the exact same. Probably even worse with the Giants finally winning a few. The girls were the worst. "OMG Tim Lincecum is soooo hot and sooooo good!"
9 months, 1 week ago on Reminder: Kenley Jansen Is Still Awesome
Just remembered the Dodgers-Giants rivalry violence and realized this was in poor taste...so sorry. Me getting drunk and crying while my friends laugh at me is more realistic, anyways.
@Disgruntled Goat I won't, because Kersh is going to shut them down and I won't have to worry about it.
@chiveonSLO @corylol I went to school up there and 2010 and 2012 were unbearable.
Thanks to my idiot friend deciding to get married this weekend I have to watch the game tonight in the hell hole that is Fresno. I am really hoping the Bums can pull it out tonight or I'm very likely to get drunk and kill one of my Giants fan friends who I will be staying with.
My freedom rests on the left arm of Clayton Kershaw. Please get him some runs today, Dodgers.
@Lobo Ballparks have become entertainment venues?! THE HORROR.
@Purps McGurps Jon Heyman doesn't want to hear any of that shit!!!
10 months, 1 week ago on Giants @ Dodgers September 13, 2013: A Good Time For Kershaw To Get Right
@JoeyE he's like the rain man of baseball
@Purps McGurps @BIah apparently you didn't see the garph
@steelmohawk @LA_Woman @Blahrth Vader I was actually rooting against Petit getting it and then when it happened I felt awful. My friend summed it up best: "That no-hitter/perfecto might have been the best thing that Yusmeiro Petit could have done as a MLB player. Can't root against that." and then I felt bad. And then I remembered how shitty 2010 and 2012 was and now I don't know how to feel. Son of a bitch.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Reds 3, Dodgers 2: Thus Ends Chris Capuano?
@SpikeyJones He's still only 19 years old. I will reserve judgment.
@baeksu @Dogerscribe (VND) @Dang88 Matt Holliday disagrees.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Padres @ Dodgers August 30, 2013: Volquez Is Real
@Purps McGurps technically we didn't
@KMT59 I aggressively hope we see Patient Puig.
@Dang88 he's having WW2 like flashbacks to Puig's first game and is upset.
@Purps McGurps @Dogerscribe (VND) I can't fucking stand them.
@deblue @corylol Tulare County has to stick together! Haha I forged my hatred for the Giants growing up with all these asshole Giants fans.
@deblue @corylol no i meant the literal version of hot haha. (Tulare native myself)
@KMT59 @corylol @LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) it's pretty awesome...but it was terrifying to me.
@deblue they're not sexy...they're hot. and that's only because most of them go to school in Fresno where it's like living on the surface of the sun.
@Catfishin I've been doing a good job but if we happen to win a World Series I can't make any promises. Especially to the assholes who were gloating to me after the Red Sox series that "The Dodgers can't stack up to a real team just like I predicted"
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) @corylol Yeah I couldn't imagine what would be going through my head as I was falling and never want to experience that. God dammit now I'm thinking about it and DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) @corylol Yeah fuck that shit. I went to Sydney and did the Harbour Bridge tour and almost didn't make it. If that gif was of me, it wouldn't have mattered if the rope caught me because I would've died of a heart attack long before it caught haha.
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) I can't even ride a ferris wheel.
@Baseblahll @LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) @DBrim @Dogerscribe (VND) to be fair, I guess fap material recommendations could be considered a part of sex ed.
@Dogerscribe (VND) TO THE WINDOWWWWWWWWW
@nsxtasy @DBrim run and tell THAT, homeboy.
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 @Baseblahll @DKDodgers @corylol illuminati
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 @DKDodgers WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
11 months ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 27, 2013: Clayton Kershaw Tries to Add to That MVP Case
It's okay, guys. Luis Cruz is pitching tomorrow and he's been pretty good in August.
Just get to Puig.
@WBBsAs (Mattingly Risk Assessment Consultants) the wrong "greg" based name is melting down right now.
@BingeSquinger @corylol @WBBsAs (Mattingly Risk Assessment Consultants) In my defense I was more focused on watching Skip GIDP and wasn't really paying attention.
@BingeSquinger @corylol @WBBsAs (Mattingly Risk Assessment Consultants) God damn I'm a fucking idiot hahah.
@hidden_paul_trick @JoeyE 9-7 Dbags
@Carver Somewhere at Dodger Stadium Steve Lyons is PISSED.
@KMT59 is* fat*
@Tycho Blue @FortyAcres "Funky Double Switch" sounds like it would be the name of Don's shitty cover band if he had one.
@Baby Blue @corylol This was the perfect comment to see as soon as I pressed "post comment" on my last one.
@WBBsAs (Mattingly Risk Assessment Consultants) @corylol Oh yeah I'm definitely not saying that at all. It's just awesome to see him doing well and he seems like a good guy / teammate. I just feel a lot of happy that he's somewhat redeemed himself.
I hated him on the Giants, hated him for 2 years on the Dodgers, and now I love him.
@KMT59 @corylol True. Cubs announcers are doing pre game research on Chad Moriyama's blog, I guess.
@KMT59 I read today that Ozzie Guillen said that. Really weird that they mentioned that today of all days.
Two bizarro bunts this inning.
@KayNude @Catfishin "Clayton Kershaw extension? That can wait...we need to lock down Uribe."
@KMT59 Can Cee Lo even brush his own teeth? I knew his arms were short but holy shit.
@DBrimBertram?... Bertram got really into the 60s, and no one ever saw him again.
11 months ago on Cubs @ Dodgers August 26, 2013: Greinke vs Guys in Cubs Uniforms
@DBrim @corylol I guess I just hadn't paid attention. I have no one to blame but myself.
Has Hanley always had the limited edition Craig Biggio helmet or is that a recent development? I like it either way.
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 @corylol I know. He is the King of OBP and has dominion over all others.
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 "I see your OBP and nullify it." -AJ Ellis
@FortyAcres @corylol @hidden_paul_trick Heroes makes me so sad...so much potential and then it just shit the bed beginning with the season 1 finale.
@hidden_paul_trick Robin Ventura could have become Barry Bonds on even more steroids and still wouldn't have outlived this.
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 @Disgruntled Goat @DKDodgers He can handle a motorcycle like a motherfucker.
Going from Fox and ESPN to Vin is like going from a Ford Pinto to a Bugatti. Thank God.
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 @Technogit weept*
Coors Field is to outfielders what clean windows are to birds.
11 months ago on Pondering a Hanley Ramirez Contract Extension
@DeucesWild @corylol Just goes to show you how quickly life can spiral out of control. One day you're enjoying Corn Pops or treating hemorrhoids...the next you're cooking meth in an RV in Albuquerque.
@deblue @corylol Preparation H isn't cheap.
TIL that before he became a murderous meth lord, Walter White suffered from debilitating hemorrhoids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K1LnLsMW19U
@deblue @corylol @PagansOedipalComplex God dammit. I'm really failing today when it comes to MSTI.
@PagansOedipalComplex @deblue @corylol also...definitely .gifs
@deblue @corylol Quick wit because nobody wants to be on a message board full of people talking straight stats, but I'd say baseball knowledge is more important during the threats. Any time other than that just a free for all of wit. (I think that made sense)
@deblue @KMT59 http://i.imgur.com/eUd8RwI.jpg
@deblue @corylol @PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) Mainly because it was the first usable image I saw when I searched "finish him", but I guess it works because he wears blue. Looking back it's a photoshop fail because I should've color corrected the light blue to Dodger blue. Dammit.
@deblue @hidden_paul_trick I'm pretty sure that's Chevy Chase's racist father from Community.
@deblue @corylol @PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) Not ripping off rivals heads is one of baseball's unwritten rules and we all know Puig doesn't respect the game.
@PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) http://imgur.com/o2HE4vO
@Purple Drank @TheConman Careful...we saw how well Matt Kemp performs when he is around pop stars and it wasn't good.
@slamjoe The VMAs might have killed the internet. I was too busy watching Breaking Bad.
11 months ago on Red Sox 8, Dodgers 1: That’s the Jake Peavy I Remember
Twitter and Facebook has turned into a barren waste land of pop culture and false morality (related: why am I still on Facebook?)
@Dogerscribe (VND) I spend 52 minutes watching Breaking Bad and all hell breaks loose.
@DINGERS! @corylol @Dogerscribe (VND) Hahahaha aww shit it is. I am ashamed. I guess it was just how I was raised. (Overall message stays the same)
@DINGERS! @corylol Haha yeah I never came around to Grimes. Not sure what it was about her.
@DINGERS! @corylol @Dogerscribe (VND) Whatever structure that Goat built I don't want to be anywhere near it because it is going to probably be structurally unsound.
@Dogerscribe (VND) *********SPOILER********
@DINGERS! I really liked it. Reminds me of the band CHVRCHES. One of my favorites right now.
@Dogerscribe (VND) I followed that for the first 59% then it went into a language I don't understand.
I got my first Mike like tonight does that mean I am accepted in the community? Was this initiation?
@Dogerscribe (VND) I'm a whiskey man.
@Dogerscribe (VND) Ahh got it. That makes sense then if you like that. And yeah you can get hammered on the cheap.
As pissed as I am about the Dodgers losing a series for the first time in 2 months, I can't forgive myself for calling Nancy Bea Hefley "Bea Arthur" tonight. I would like to formally apologize to the Dodgers fan base and MSTI in particular. At least I didn't drive.
@Dogerscribe (VND) If I may ask...wtf would cause you to go to Visalia? I'm legitimately curious. You can't like almonds and pistachios that much.
@ThtsaPaddlin @corylol @Dogerscribe (VND) Yeah I grew up in Tulare and went to Fresno State (apparently because I'm a masochist or something). Moved to LA immediately after graduating.
All the trails up in the mountains are really cool, though. I didn't spend much time up there though. All my friends were more interested in stealing beer from gas stations and fighting people.
11 months ago on Red Sox @ Dodgers August 25, 2013: Sunday Night Baseball
@ThtsaPaddlin @Dogerscribe (VND) I grew up in Tulare right next to Visalia. It's awful there.
@PagansOedipalComplex i wish i wasn't right. but i was.
@davalillo @corylol @PagansOedipalComplex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keZLvsXs-sQ
@PagansOedipalComplex very good at inducing line drives that get out of the park in 2 seconds*
@ThtsaPaddlin @LA_Woman @Dogerscribe (VND) I WONT DELETE IT THOUGH I'M GONNA OWN IT.
@ThtsaPaddlin @corylol @LA_Woman @Dogerscribe (VND) no im just an idiot lol
@LA_Woman @corylol @Dogerscribe (VND) fuck I am way too drunk.
@Dogerscribe (VND) Gene Simmons is pissed Paul Stanley got a picture with Bea Arthur before the game today and he didn't.
@moneynow27 @ThtsaPaddlin He played the game. He knows that it's impossible to come back after being down 5 in the 8th. You wouldn't understand.
@FJinCLE @corylol @moneynow27 Haha fair enough. He would be the guy with the "FreeHernandez69er" username on ESPN before they forced the Facebook switch.
@moneynow27 I just wish TJ Simers would write some article ripping Puig so my hatred of LA sports columnists can come full circle.
@LakerDodger24 (Kirby Pls) @NeDieterich The home run he hit today was absolutely blasted. There was a Jonah Keri article last week that talked about how he was hitting pitches out of the park that normal people have no business even just fouling off. Dude is unreal.
@moneynow27 @DBrim @Jobu Couple rough outings in AAA.
@Jobu Defense kinda let him down again so he wasn't as terrible as it seems. And him as a #5 isn't the end of the world. We just have to get to the playoffs and we can all forget about him.
@PagansOedipalComplex I just spent 5 minutes trying to do a Punto - Victorino face morph to really fix this but it came out terrifying / horrible.
@mickeyhatcher I lit my Delino Deshields jersey on fire. It's anarchy over here.
It won't hurt him, but I will feel better.
I just want to punch him in his fucking face.
@WBBsAs (Mattingly Risk Assessment Consultants) @ThtsaPaddlin I don't hate the Barves as much as I hate their fans this year.
@FortyAcres Video game companies are going to kickstart this economy.
@Dogerscribe (VND) I can't speak for Lobo, but my mom is definitely awful at defense at every position and I would think the same applies for his mom.
@NeDieterich I think he's just trying to troll MSTI at this point.
@ThtsaPaddlin 6, this is after striking out on 4 pitches his first AB.
@PagansOedipalComplex I was wondering why CC stopped running and then the ball cleared the fence and I was thoroughly confused.
@ThtsaPaddlin They had to. Especially with all the "1 year anniversary of the Red Sox - Dodgers Trade!!!" features they have had on ESPN this weekend.
@dodgersdan Such a sick beard.
@JoeyE @NeDieterich @DBrim They have to shorten it to "Boston Sucks" because "I hate all Boston sports teams and their success makes me angry" is too long for a sports game chant (though it would be impressive if a crowd could pull it off)
@JoeyE It reminds me of the Giants fans chanting Beat LA in the 8th inning of the Uribe game and I hate it because I don't want to be associated with them in any way.
Then he blasts one...no complaints from me.
Did Adrian just square up to bunt or is this drink much stronger than I thought?
@JoeD88 @PagansOedipalComplex @juanhenry All MLB broadcasters are probably pissed Vin set the bar so high and get unfairly compared to him.
@NeDieterich @JoeyE I want to jinx it but Vin said he doesn't believe in jinxing no hitters so I know it's not possible WE ARE SCREWED.
@SCK MSTY Moderator of the Year 2013 He doesn't even button his jersey all the way up he has no respect for the game.
@Nonfactor He's having a hard time because of the shadows. Even first base umpires aren't immune.
@PagansOedipalComplex He's no Tyler Cloyd that's for sure.
11 months ago on Red Sox @ Dodgers August 24, 2013
@Fucking the Media? ThtsaPaddlin equal parts disturbed / impressed.
@PuigMode sinceJune3 @Carver 4
@slamjoe "I'm pretty sure she later became the creator of Sesame Street."
He goes on a date with a woman who will go on to create Sesame Street after calling the Dodgers beating the Yankees in Game 7 of the World Series. Vin Scully is the best.
@KMT59 About as good as it can get for a day that contains a Dodgers loss, I suppose!
All tied up in Philly. Heath Bell is the best.
@FJinCLE No, it seems that you are the one who won.
@Frank J Lapidus Here's hoping that 0 ER Cappy shows up tomorrow and not Batting Practice Cappy.
@LA_Woman He's addressing his problems and trying to fix them what an arrogant scourge to the game of baseball.
Fireworks are going off 30 feet from me best day ever.
11 months ago on Red Sox @ Dodgers August 23, 2013: A Ten Game Lead
Between him and Kershaw is just a treat. We are spoiled this year.
I don't know how to describe seeing Kenley in person at the height of his powers other than we are blessed.
Local commercials are the best / worst
It was way too loud for Pedroias single for my liking.
I am way too TLR'd to be at this game right now but whatever I guess
Excellent: "Can We Please Just Let Puig Be Puig?"http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323980604579026641148080908.html
11 months ago on Dodgers 4, Marlins 1: Zack Greinke Is On A Roll
@PagansOedipalComplex "AND THE FIRST FREE THROW IS GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!"
11 months ago on Dodgers @ Marlins August 21, 2013: Let’s Get Our Puig Priorities Straight
In that case yeah maybe you just weren't patient enough. It's great and probably the most realistic crime drama I have watched. Granted, I'm not in law enforcement so I don't know, but it's pretty crazy how interwoven everything becomes after all 5 seasons. It's great, if you have some time give it another shot. That's all I will say because I don't want to be one of those weird The Wire fans that urges people to watch it lol. I hate those people.
11 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers 5, Phillies 0: Clayton Kershaw is Everything
Admittedly it's much more slow than Breaking Bad but all the characters and story lines are great. It's not for everyone though. I've had multiple people tell me that, too. I'm a sucker for those types of shows though.
I love how they are can show the future while still keeping us guessing what the hell is going to happen between then. Hello Carol.
It's amazing. Vince Gilligan is really, really good at what he does. I think I like The Wire more even if its just from a social standpoint, but in my opinion Breaking Bad is the most entertaining TV show I've ever watched.
Todd is a dick.
@KMT59 Was going to make a "You say no to outside sliders...Yasiel can't" joke, but he can now. The original song is horrible too...so yeah.
@hidden_paul_trick @Pobrecito I do tooo but their fans are incredibly annoying this year.
@NeDieterich @LA_Woman @hidden_paul_trick @leodee1 It's weird being optimistic about the Dodgers. After the McCourt era I feel like a dog that got beat that has trouble trusting people afterwards.
@FJinCLE @corylol @Catfishin A very good point.
@leodee1 a World Series win would make me not give a shit about any of that. That's all I want.
@hidden_paul_trick @corylol @Olmedo Triple OG I don't blame him. Dipoto is destroying that team. I guess the one silver lining for Angels fans is that they get to watch Mike Trout play baseball every day.
@Catfishin I picked up Eovaldi yesterday because I thought he might help me since he was pitching against the Giants. It did not go well.
@Olmedo Triple OG I live with a die hard Angels fan and now it's just getting depressing. I don't like the Angels, but good lord.
@KMT59 @corylol Yeah, I have a lot of Giants fan friends who are very smart when it comes to baseball and enjoy talking it with them. It's just Fresno State was full of people from the bay area who made my blood boil. 2010 was hell on earth for me. I guess it's my fault for staying close to home to go to college but what can you do now, right? Related: I hate Matt Garza. I don't want people thinking otherwise lol.
@Omer I was bummed, but it's going to happen eventually. That's two straight starts where it felt like it was possible through 4 and every game he is starting I feel like it's gonna happen (until it doesn't). Just happy to get the win, though.
@KMT59 The thing that makes me laugh nowadays is that the same people who were making fun of the Dodgers for being bankrupt the last few years are the same people complaining about the Dodgers spending money. I'm new here but my hatred for the Giants will become apparent, I'm sure. I grew up in Fresno (it's as bad as it seems especially with all the insufferable Giants fans) but escaped to LA last year.
@KMT59 This is like the 134th time a Dodger has had a near cycle this season. (Actually, not even this season. More like the last 2 months)
@moneynow27 @corylol Yeah, the Heat gave it a run but even that took quite a bit of luck and they still finished 6-7 games short. Pretty insane.
@deblue @corylol @moneynow27 Bobby Fischer? I thought you were dead.
@DavidBecerra If that happens, do you think Amaro will cry again?
@dappler218 @PuigMode sinceJune3 Minor and Teheran are good but I like Kershaw and Greinke's chances of cancelling them out.
@slamjoe "It felt like I got kicked by a mule."
@KMT59 @PuigMode sinceJune3 I was 7 months old when the Dodgers won in 1988. The Dodgers are my favorite sports team and the one out of all my favorite team that I haven't seen win a championship. It's been a long 25 years.
@slamjoe he's been doing better recently
@WBBsAs (Mattingly Risk Assessment Consultants) Uribe's bat flips are awesome. They're not super fluid like Puig's. They're quicker and more violent.
@Nonfactor @Catfishin his cats hate each other though it was a nightmare
@dappler218 I had one but it apparently just decided to commit suicide.
11 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Phillies August 17, 2013: When Will Clayton Kershaw Learn to Win?
Thanks! Long time lurker but finally made the plunge today. Felt I had to find a good avatar to be up to MSTI standards.
Michael Young where art thou?
I wouldn't necessarily say painful because I like seeing them be horrible after 2008 and 2009.
Sorry for the redundant comment haha. Lagging on my phone because I have to use my computer because of the stream.
I have a feeling Tim Wallach is going to be drove to swigging whiskey between innings tonight.
I want to fight Time Warner Cable