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I liked this review? But I think Mike needs a brand? He used to be motherfucker mike, but it seems he's dropped that. James is the AVGN? Sounds like it would make a good contest - brand Mike?
2 years, 7 months ago on Simpsons Gameboy Games
Shouldn't Mexico and Transylvania be Ducksico and Ducksylvania?
2 years, 8 months ago on Donald Duck Games
Forget the cigar or the mustache. Were you really bald for Fester?
2 years, 8 months ago on Festers Quest Commentary
I for one want to see exploding pizzas.
2 years, 8 months ago on Michael Bay's TMNT from Outer Space?
It doesn't only have cheesy one liners, it has poorly delivered cheesy one liners. It's bad, but it's fun.
2 years, 8 months ago on I Come In Peace (1990)
@noewhan000 What I love about those on Youtube and here is it's the same ad before every movie. I want to watch the Mario outtakes, so have to sit through the horrible Notaburger commercial.
2 years, 8 months ago on AVGN: Super Mario Bros 3 Outtakes
"Fuck You" - The aliens are from Motherfucker Mike's home planet.
2 years, 8 months ago on Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
This is a good review? I remember watching this movie when I was young? It's got a lot of action, even if it's not coherent action?
2 years, 8 months ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
James missed Jack saying "Chief..."
2 years, 8 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)
James vs Mike. Mike wins in drawing. James wins in movie making. But who wins in a battle of smart ass comments?
It's true in the movie business, or in any business. If you make sure your meals are covered everything else falls into place.
2 years, 8 months ago on Mrs Nerd talks about Food
I still don't understand why people make statements but utter them as questions? They're making a statement, telling us something, but raising their voice at the end like a question?
2 years, 8 months ago on Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
What does Mike mean when he says ships in movies are always "her"? That's a maritime tradition. It's not just in movies. Also what does Mike mean when he says that by the time of this movie nobody remembered Thomas played John Boy. People still remember him today as John Boy. When this movie came out all the kids talked about "that space movie with John Boy in it".
@Jarnor Understood, but for a movie when it becomes common it becomes mundane. And mundane is boring.
2 years, 9 months ago on Star Wars movie review - Part 2
The main problem with the prequels is that the magic is gone. When hundreds of Jedi run around in a war, Jedi are no longer mystical or mysterious. The prequels make Jedi feel mundane.
My take on Norman Bates vs King Kong. Bates is the zookeeper in a monster zoo. King Kong is captured and brought there. Some of the other monsters mysteriously die, and it turns out Bates is killing them. King Kong solves the mystery. At the end they have an epic battle.
2 years, 9 months ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
@Mike/Cinemassacre How foolish of me not to recognize that.
2 years, 9 months ago on Trek Trivia (Next Generation)
Did I see a butt vampire in there?
2 years, 9 months ago on House (1977)
@Syrin Not only is it alive, but the guy who owns it makes a nice living from it.
If Mike were Q, then James would be who?
Spock was First Officer and Science Officer. But that question about his station on the bridge was silly, as was the question about why his ears are pointed. Mike's answer is the correct answer. It's because he was an alien.
2 years, 9 months ago on Trek Trivia
@Doogrisa The game includes shovels.
2 years, 10 months ago on Board James: Doggie Doo
I'd like to know if real dog poop could be substituted. Imagine playing with real poop!
@danyel.perao They must be poop lovers who want more detail on the poop.
It's better as a game than Supergirl is as a movie.
It's like a porn movie without sex scenes.
2 years, 10 months ago on Supergirl (1984)
@kkhs Do all movies have "it is" value? Is that different from regular value?
2 years, 10 months ago on Top 10 Horror Remakes
The stars look like the denizens of a neighborhood bar. Some producer walked into a bar at 3PM and hired all the bar flies who were hanging around drinking.
2 years, 10 months ago on The Killing of Satan (1983)
Sounds like a sequel is already in the works. What happens when the AVGN returns from L.A. to find MF'er Mike has destroyed the empire?
2 years, 10 months ago on Nerd Log - Packing Stuff
Are there any little nerds, nerdlings, mini-nerds in the plans?
2 years, 10 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
@Syrin Agreed. I hope none of the kids who learn the wrong lesson, that it's OK to change history just for their own desires, get their hands on a time machine.
2 years, 10 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series
@TylerRuprich I wondered the same thing.
Great Scott that was a good review. Mike often speaks the first part of a sentence as a question? Then speaks the second part as a statement. But that's OK.
The name you eventually picked wasn't very good. You should have picked Cinemassacre.
2 years, 10 months ago on Vintage Cinemassacre name list
@Snejku The Oscars are all politics. This proves it.
2 years, 11 months ago on Robo Vampire (1988)
Motherfucker Mike is some kind of Superman to be able to sit through a movie like this.
This blows me away. It's entertaining.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Deader The Better
Father Abraham had many sons, but none of them played this crap.
2 years, 11 months ago on Bible Games 2
@gamez@Mike/Cinemassacre@drsid67@LulzFactory91 Ghandi would have sworn at this movie.
2 years, 11 months ago on Santa Claus and The Ice Cream Bunny (1974)
It's clear the producers spent every penny of their $12 budget on this movie.
@TwistedSpeech How much information do you need about a game in which you smash Playdoh?
"But I agree with your earlier points, it would have been cool to hear a bit about the history of the game, it's company"
What did that poster mean by "it is company"?
2 years, 11 months ago on Board James: Splat!
Bad drivers exist even in limbo.
2 years, 11 months ago on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Glitches (PS2)
I first discovered Cinemassacre through the Godzillathon, then watched AVGN, then later realized the two were made by the same guy.
A Board James movie might be a good one too. "Pursued by a Demonic Bucket, James and MF'er Mike must find the last piece of the ultimate board game before time runs out."
BTW, Mike is a cheat.
2 years, 11 months ago on The Green Monster That Walked Into My House (1993)
This sells on Amazon anywhere from $50 (missing lots of pieces) to $71 (some missing and/or broken pieces) to $279 (all pieces, but some broken) to $479.99 new. Some of the descriptions are hilarious. "Collectible" - missing many pieces, good for parts. "For parts" isn't collectible. Or "verified complete" except for a few missing pieces. If it's missing pieces it's not complete. Who verified it, a blind guy?
2 years, 12 months ago on Board James Battle Masters
FPS games aren't about mashing buttons like a drooling idiot. They involve strategy and thinking, especially in team games. They involve proper use of weapons and other items.
3 years ago on The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword