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I like the nod to what AVGN said about Cheetahmen in his episodes to stapling his balls to the ceiling.
3 years ago on AVGN appears in Pop Fiction
@SniffHeinkel How can you be a cheap knock-off of a cheap concept?
@AlanFuentes I didnt know that nintendo made a power globe. Does it help you find countries with maximum power! And ouch that you want to get punched in the face with a globe
3 years ago on Festers Quest Commentary
Nice video. Very enjoyable. I remember seeing this movie on tv years ago. I liked ninjas back then so i wasnt to displeased with it. But its nothing compared to American Ninja.
3 years ago on Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
Its priceless at the end when james cracks up at the great game comment.
3 years ago on Ghostbusters
Good video. One note of constructive criticism (a small one): the only thing that could make these better is smoother transitions between points, that way it seems like a continuous review/video. Sometimes it feels like some of your points just come one after another and it can feel choppy without smooth transitions.
3 years, 1 month ago on Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
James is so modest. Not only did he create a successful character, but he spawned the entire genre of online nerd reviewing. Just look at Nostalgia Critic, Linkara, Nostalgia Chick, MarzGurl, Irate Gamer (sorry for including him I know he sucks), Pat the NES Punk and many more attempt it each day. Where would we be without James, our pioneer?
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: What Was I Thinking (2006)
@DerekShort There are two ghost guys. One is Stuttering Craig and the other is handsome tom. Both are from screwattack, but one got fucked up the ass when Screwattack started becoming popular. I'll let you guess which.
3 years, 1 month ago on Christmas Carol Part 2 - Shaq Fu
....live like a windrammer as you fuck.
3 years, 1 month ago on Mailbag Episode 3 Promo
@metalfuk1 Why because hes running away? LOL
3 years, 1 month ago on Super Pitfall
I cant wait for my signed photo...
3 years, 1 month ago on Nerd Log - Ramblings
Am I the only one who liked the Warlock SNES game?
3 years, 1 month ago on Interview on VideoGameAuctions
@Uncle_Jemima@JeremyJones Your name doesnt make sense....everyone knows that Uncle Ben is married to aunt jemima
3 years, 1 month ago on Most Unlikely VS Battles
Batman vs Chuck norris
umm no it was a parody of a michael jackson music video where he turns into a panther.
3 years, 1 month ago on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Now that Michael Jackson has passed on may he rest in peace....in our nightmares.
@ArCgon_Tychy Im sure Youtube would just want a cut. So they are better off doing it solo.
3 years, 1 month ago on R.I.P. Bill Hinzman
Funny stuff. I like the executives mentality..."this movie is being received well and could possibly make us alot of money in the future...Im scared BURY IT"
3 years, 1 month ago on House (1977)
Dam i didnt know James smoked pot.
3 years, 1 month ago on Munky Cheez 4
@aL3891 Well the fly does combine with the door at the end of the Jeff Goldblum version. Then it tells his girl friend to blow his brains out.
3 years, 1 month ago on OverAnalyzers #12
Ok guys I know this may make me sound racist, but Im half minority so its cool.
Why are there so many voice actors in Zelda's adventure that sound African American. Does Zelda's adventure take place in Mississippi or something?
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: CD-I Part 3 - Link The Faces of Evil
You should review Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi. That game would be perfect for the nerd to dismantle verbally.
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN: Star Wars
James, you should look into consulting with an accountant before claiming that money as income, because there may be a waiver to make that money go on this years taxes instead of last years and much of that would be deducted as a cost for making the movie. Im not an expert on it but its worth looking into. Yes if it was us just giving you money for now reason then it would have to be claimed, but its going to be used up for a purpose so their might be some exemptions so it can be deducted.
The real money that should be taxed comes from the revenue generated by the movie. At least thats what my understanding is.
3 years, 1 month ago on AVGN Movie Fundraiser Ending
@PaulHagebock Im not sure what you mean but ok.
3 years, 2 months ago on X-Men
What's a muppet? Not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but maaaaaan hehehe......
So to answer your question, I dont know.
3 years, 2 months ago on Overanalyzers #11 (Muppet Babies)
@Valaris Well Im not james, but my thoughts are...Bram stokers: meh. Mary Shelley's: awful.
3 years, 2 months ago on Top 10 Horror Remakes
Got anything different to say? Bang Hammer!!!!
Yay James made it to california alright!
At least the hard part of getting there is over.
3 years, 2 months ago on Nerd Log - Road Trip
Did Pong come before street fighter 2?
3 years, 2 months ago on AVGN - Autographs & Arcade
@PatTheNESpunk Can you say Common Combat?
Nice...I saw stuttering craig in the front row.
How come noone asks if MIke is going to be in the movie. The nerd episodes with him and James are always the best.
3 years, 2 months ago on AVGN Panel
James if you are still wondering about the Museum it is the Experience Music Project or EMP.
I live in Seattle and next time you are here at PAX I'll check out your panels.
3 years, 2 months ago on AVGN: THE MOVIE - FUNDRAISER UPDATE
If you could describe your marriage in one word, what would it be? And if you could explain why you chose that word it would be really sweet.
3 years, 2 months ago on Mrs. Nerd Speaks
I mean its obviously that the guy in the picture is a bad guy because he has the circle and line through him like ghost busters, so we probably are watching him to keep him out of the neighborhood. Although it would be cool to see a movie how that came about, with a crazy guy in black murdering families or something.
3 years, 2 months ago on Nerd Log - Thinking Way Ahead
Dam Jackie is a Beast.
3 years, 2 months ago on Top Ten Jackie Chan Stunts
I love the last part when you laugh at the declaration that it is a great game.
3 years, 2 months ago on Ghostbusters
@Skeletor Lol I find that term very useful.
3 years, 2 months ago on Back to the Future: The Animated Series
I wish I lived on the east coast....
3 years, 2 months ago on Magfest 2012
@Tekkenfan Street fighter versus xmen was a fighting game in the vein of Marvel vs Capcom, and in fact was probably the first version of the fighting crossover.
3 years, 3 months ago on X-Men
@penguinsoldier Ok youre right a corporation cannot be arrested. However the corporate veil can be pierced if someone is using it as a front for their own wrongdoing and the corporation can be shut down. This is exactly like giving a corporation the death penalty.
Corporations cant vote because they arent real people, but being able to engage in business and monetary transactions like donating money is something they can, and should be allowed to do.
I think you have too much optimism for our government and electoral process. Big business has been making influential contributions since the beginning. Just look at the most recent accusation, Newt Gingrich being pointed out for taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from Fannie Mae for his political influence. Now you complain because the corporation can make a donation and not the wealthy person running it? I dont see any difference.
3 years, 3 months ago on SOPA and Protect IP
@penguinsoldier Ok thanks for the generic government history lesson, it still doesnt address the fact that giving one group, even a government, too much power is a mistake.
You gotta remember, transit laws are upheld by regular police officers. This is quite a different animal than what would be used monitor the internet. It would possibly be a new agency, and when agencies have too much authority, the possibility of hooveresque antics arises.
I have also not seen any literature as to how the new "agency" Im assuming would find these sites, and what procedures they will use once a site has been found that could potentially violate the law.
Will they do it on a report basis, like currently on Youtube? Are they going to look for sites themselves? If they do the reporting version, are they even going to check if the sites infringe or are they going to just shut them down? Are we really going to waste money on another government agency we dont need and cant afford as we are trying to cut trillions from the deficit? I sincerely hope not.
@penguinsoldier@OdieMikes Corporations are legal entities just like people, so they should be able to do everything a law abiding citizen can do. Im not sure what the problem is here.
Also, it is good that you know supreme court cases and what not, but I sincerely hope you are learning more than just political bullcrap. It is the absolute absence of sense and knowledge in this world, with parties basically having endless arguments and making society regressive instead of progressive.
@penguinsoldier Thats not a libertarian view of government its just cold hard facts. Government offices and departments are run by people, with their own personal agendas to succeed at life. They will stop at nothing to overextend their power just to look good on their reviews.
I also hope you were joking about that traffic argument, its a very fallacious argument attempting to discredit someone and a poor one at that. No one said anything about transit laws as infringing on rights; they are there for safety. Just like no one is saying that copyright law shouldnt exist, they just needs to be carefully worded.
Based on the information that you have displayed, you want the government to take down foreign sites, when that is just not a feasible situation. The US cannot exert its dominance over a worldwide resource and tool, otherwise other countries that see themselves as would-be hegemonic usurpers would counteract.
I guess I dont understand your confidence in the federal government, you talk about it like its a superhuman being incapable of human error. The truth is that the government is run by people, just like you and me, and prone to the same stresses. When unqualified people have positions of power, they abuse them, just look at sheriff Arpaio in Arizona.
@OdieMikes Im not sure what you mean when you say that people worked to get corporations declared legal entities. This is an important right that allows it to sue, be sued and have perpetual existence. It increases accountability and the ability to pay its debts, all the while giving its owners limited liability. Im not sure how that fits into you argument.
@penguinsoldier I think that you are right that many people do not know what this bill means, but Im sure someone up the chain is the person who started this shit storm, probably for good reason. Overall it is not a good idea to have the Federal Government regulate anything, it just oversteps the intent of its purpose, costs taxpayer money and complicates things.
I also think that you are very optimistic that the US govt is going shutdown foreign sites. In fact, I would surprised if they did, especially with large powerful countries being the ones most guilty of copyright infringement. The Chinese have already been taking businesses to the cleaners for years over the net, you think that we are going to do anything that will basically open the door for retaliation? I dont think so.
There are more things to this than just copyright issues, and simply writing up a law that is poorly worded, giving the govt powers that it will most likely only use on its own people and carelessly, is ignorant.
I dunno but I laughed at this one alot, especially at the yakking scene. I guess I just have a simple mind.
3 years, 3 months ago on Board James: Splat!
@Miakia63 He doesnt pick the adds....it is set up by the company blip.tv.
3 years, 3 months ago on McKids
Oh my god....that last scene made me laugh out so hard....I wasnt even expecting it. I was worried that there wouldnt be a good cap to the episode but it was perfect. Thanks for another great video James.
3 years, 3 months ago on AVGN Bible Games 3
Lol guys....this was a very funny movie and commentary. You guys outdo the mystery science theatre guys any day.
3 years, 3 months ago on Turkish Star Wars
@boyce1381 I dont remember a spaz out mode, but I do remember a powerup that gives you berserker rage where your claws dont hurt you for that duration.
3 years, 4 months ago on X-Men