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Have to thank you guys twice for the shoutouts and for watching out for me. It's great to know you guys are looking out for me and I appreciate it a ton. Big ups to you guys.
To infinity and beyond.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on The Eh Team #123 – Objective Cubification
Hearing KYT go WHAT???? is hilarious.
Jesus Christ a commander cube. That would take a couple of days to complete. This sounds like trouble.
JAY DID YOU SEE BOB BROUGHT IN HIS KID!!!!
ScottyMac, I just heard my shoutout. You guys are the shit. You're freaking awesome homies. That seriously brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for the support and for looking out for me. It means more than you know.
Oh no 4 Locos. That shit is terrible. Jay I can't believe you survived the onslaught of the 4 Locos. Can't handle it at all.
I'm gonna do a punch.
That whole Bertoncini debacle was terrible. Seriously that guy is the worst. He's a super duper dickbag. I didn't watch the stream nor did I give 2 shits about watching it. He's not an example of a person I would like to associate with at all. He's just out there whining about stupid bullshit on a stream. I couldn't listen to him for 5 minutes let alone 2 hours.
King Ho speaks perfect english and keeps the pimp hand strong. He's always got the baby powder on hand.
I do however agree with Medina. As in society we need good and bad guys. Seeing the bad guys vs the good guys is cool to see. As long as they're not cheaters and they're bad guys just because they're bad guys.
The turbojagoff definition was whack, so was the use in a sentence. Whoever wrote that is terrible.
Bikini clad planeswalker outfits, hell yes. Everybody wants to whine about objectifying and all this other sexist crap. Seriously shut the fuck up. People like checking out and looking at pretty things. Those women were not bad looking at all. I am glad the magic community is getting that sort of attention. Seriously we have women in bikinis dressing up as our characters, this is not a bad thing.
And you know what. I work out, I am not a bad looking guy. If they want a men's line of guys in banana hammocks posing as planeswalkers they can hit me up. Women, please feel free to objectify me and check me out and ogle me all you want. I will even show up at events and autograph pics of me in the banana hammock, or nude posing with the dong slanging. I don't care. People thinking you're good looking and checking you out is not a bad thing. As a matter of fact I invite all the objectifying to go my way.
Objectifying porn is the best kind of porn. That's the best shit. Yes what kind of porn does King Ho appreciate and what does he think about objectification?
Hey who's this crazy running his own show. Game of Thrones info, I am there.
2 months, 1 week ago on The ScottyMac Show #1 – King in the North!
The flavor standpoint for the new set that will be coming out sounds awesome. If they made Kratos a character that would be sick.
It's ok to not cater to the drooly players and the newbs all the time. We have core sets to cater to these guys. That's good enough.
Is it a pro website???? Oh man that's great.
KYT is the Boggles master. He's the Jedi master of Boggles. Seriously who else can get Gerry's opinion on an interaction there and be like "nah that's not how it works, it goes like this".
LOL Mr Rygmos and Griselbrand. This talk about Griselbros is hilarious.
I am currently playing EDH like twice a week. It's great. My cutthroat group is pretty well balanced. Someone different always ends up winning.
I have pulled off the Jace lock in commander with my Pheldagrif deck. It's hilarious. Oh jeez, emblem Tamiyo, that's not complicated at all, nope. I also pulled off Omniscience with Enter the Infinite in hand. I killed everyone.
Those Eldrazi guys aren't that bad. They're a freaking bomb, but they're not bad to deal with. I prefer stealing them. Shit like gather specimens is the shit. I run that in all my Blue EDH decks. Good job guys.
2 months, 1 week ago on The Eh Team #121 – All That Junk
Trolling us on the lost episode right from the start, thanks a lot jerks. I am looking mainly at you Median. I hear you there.
I actually like Gerry T and don't think he's an asshole. I didn't take it that way at all. That guy has that kind of sarcastic cool attitude and that's how it comes across to some I guess. That guy is cool though, he likes giving shit. I like that. Exactly like Median said, he doesn't sugar coat a damn thing, that earns my respect.
And who the hell never realized that Jay is a dick. Jay has been a dick since day 1, wake up fan. Jay you're the man, keep it up. Don't be not a dick, cause that wouldn't be you.
Oh now we're psycho analyzing Jay. I can see it now, dad outside jingling bells on Christmas, then back in a flash to his smoking chair and bathrobe like Hugh Heffner, smoking a doob. Then BAM he's back outside making reindeer noises, then BAM back in a flash smoking the doob.
Ah King Ho. Jay may have had Santa Claus, but he didn't have the King.
BUBBA HOTEP DAMMIT!!!! Yeah!!! Bruce Campbell is the man. That movie was entertaining. You should check it out Median. It's worth a watch.
This whole thing with Median and using the movie line to get some is hilarious. I am not sure if his pimp skills are strong, or if this is a pathetic ploy. I used that shit when I lived with my parents back in the day, and I got laid!!! Median explaining safe sex is more uncomfortable than Sex Ed in high school. It made me feel dirty Median, I feel dirty now thanks to you, this is your doing.
Watch it with your wife Sanchez!!! You won't make it through the whole movie again. LOL. Oh man I hope it's not D. Sanchez.
As I have more free time recently, I need to get into Standard. Gotta figure out what the heck I am going to play, since I am an EDH durdle.
Damn KYT playing Jund to a cash finish. Awesome. 425 people in a PTQ, 10 rounds, no thank you. Fuck that shit. I can only handle so much sweaty butthole stinky fucks. It seems every time I go to a damn magic event it's all dirty bastards. Like they live on the street huddling their cards and then come in for warmth and magic to an event. Fuck that. I need to go to Canada, maybe they're not all dirty sweaty fucks.
Good old ground seal trolling Median. Sphere of safety, I need that in my Geist of Saint Traft EDH deck. I totally forgot about that card.
You should definitely slip it. LOL. I love fucking with mana dorks and mana bases of my opponents when playing in competition. Mono Black control, just kidding.
For KYT's dad, look up Georges St Pierre "I am unimpressed with your performance". Shit is hilarious.
Yes I agree with ScottyMac, Resto Angel and Obzedat are exactly what I want to be playing as well. Vault and Gavony are awesome cards. Yes I think people are playing around him badly, they don't know how to interact with an Obzedat, throw in Resto Angel and it's hilarious.
This new guy seems bad ass. I however can't wait for the new Teysa. gotta admit I want to see her new abilities as I want to build an EDH deck around that.
See Median, if you had a reach guy, you could have stopped that angel and won the match. You need a reach guy.
Yeah cards like Selesnya charm have their time. Those types of cards are good based on what's going on in the metagame. Last week it sucked, but this week it's good. Next week, suck again. Maybe good again in a little while.
ROFL fire KYT and hire King Ho. I am not sure he would be impressed with you guys. He would tell you to quit playing a kids game and go be doctors. When I think of KYTs dad, does anyone else think of the High Expectations Asian Father memes?
2 months, 2 weeks ago on The Eh Team #121 – All That Junk
@mtgmedina @shaolinmonk36 Sorry median. I am slacking on the verbosity of my comment this week. But I gotta tell ya. This whole lawn shit this week was freaking classic. New intros for everyone there.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on The Eh Team #120 – Taking One for the Team
Man great cast guys. Gerry was hilarious. Great addition to the team for this week. Seemed like everyone was in rare form and having a great time this cast. Stevie the gush card edit is hilarious, freaking fantastic. I am all about the lawncare. I just got done fertilizing just a little bit ago actually. You gotta get your seeding done quite often. Much more than you would think or even begin to comprehend. I am off my game so my comment is short.
@JerseyBricklayer @shaolinmonk36 That's the point here. It's what I do. But you're missing out. Please be sure and check out my weekly column coming soon.
3 months, 1 week ago on The Eh Team #119 – Swords from Nowhere
Happy Bday KYT. Great article and reflection. You really have accomplished a lot and it has been very interesting and entertaining to watch you guys go through this. Keep up the great work and keep progressing.
3 months, 1 week ago on Captain’s Log #2 – From Pawns to the Pro Tour
Man I swear these posts don't look that long when I am typing them. Then the page indicator grows all huge and shit, I look back at what I did, and gawd dang it's huge (that's what she said).
What Scott??? You didn't read any comments till starting this episode. Man, so damn lazy. Yes Jay, Reddit is the fucking worst. Reddit is Jay's linkdump for all the other shit, that isn't magic. I do not love Reddit. It's not the best. It's honestly just garbage. Jay's Facebook rant was hilarious. LOL fucked in the ass by a pineapple, Little Nicky, who else will get that. Ah wait, Jon got it. Good job guys.
Man EDH is the best. But I am forever a durdle. I am getting better all the time, but I am not a fan of playing in tournaments and this junk so... EDH it is.
This Boggles deck does sound like it's not very responsive and you just suit up and smash face. Jay, you sounded very negative Nancy talking about expecting your friends to fail. Second off, they should have had your deck ready to go before registering. That's not proper planning on their behalf. So you went Affinity after your buddy spent 400 on Bobs and stuff. LOL classic. There was a ton of Magic talk there. That was awesome. You guys talking about all this makes me want to go play some EDH.
Let me tell you. Gotta take a serious monk timeout for a sec. I am currently going through a terribly shitty time and everything is coming down around me. There are a couple of things that are keeping my spirits up and keeping me on the right track and helping. The podcast, listening to you guys, and bullshitting with you is really awesome. Thank you for providing me entertainment and distraction in light of current junk I am dealing with. You guys are all hilarious.
Modern FNM sounds pretty neat. I might have to check it out. I gotta honestly tell you though, I have very little appreciation for the surrounding community here. Most are degenerates and garbage, seriously it gives guys like myself a bad rap for loving cerebral games. Because they're that dirty and devoid of social skills. One can only take so much before needing to go home and workout twice as hard and shower because there's no way you want to end up like these guys.
Muh Fuggin Willow. Who the hell has never seen Willow. Man I saw that when it first came out. Love that damn movie. Does anyone remember the game. Oh man Highlander, love that series too. Hello I am a martial arts, mma, swords, sharp things, ninja guy; I am required to know about that. Highlander is great. Sean Connery bitches. I need not say any more. There are many more import martial arts films I rank above both of these, but man I do enjoy those. It's not a Canadian thing. Medina, Highlander beats Karate Kid, seriously how did you mention that. Fake ass Ralph Maccio, I totally need to find new ways to troll you. When we're talking about favorite movies and good movies, are we going by timeframe? Medina, you might want to block me due to incessant trolling.
The Batman movies were good. The last one was the worst. It was all over the place and crammed way too much in there. The last one is the worst, sorry guys. Bane was cool, the characters were cool, they're good villains. But the story and everything they did in that movie didn't work. I guess us old guys agree, I am with you Scott. But this Bane was pretty well done. For Batman to have a good nemesis, there are certain requirements that will make him a good nemesis. Having that chess match, cerebral match going on is necessary. You do agree more about magic than movies.
Let's make this about movies too. I am perfectly fine with this. I ducked out of having to watch Breaking Dawn. My wife watched it with her friend. Shirt for werewolf guy, you mad bro? If I was stacked like that I wouldn't wear shirts ever. Seriously I would be sitting at work, chilling, no shirt. just flexing and admiring my awesomeness. I work out all the time, but I am skinny, so I am like Bruce Lee built, it's a little different.
Yeah exactly. When you get to trading expensive cards, they need to actually be priced appropriately to trade or sell them. I can tell you that I am very stingy when it comes to card trading and purchasing. The expensive more than $10/each cards better be good, otherwise I have many other things I can be trading for or spending my money on.
I like Angel of Serenity and Vampire Nighthawk. Those seem like they would be good. I love it when KYT ends sentences with the word "SHIT". He puts so much feeling and fervor into it. Every single time he's laughing, trolling, and saying something like that it's freaking hilarious
Great cast guys, this was fun. Hey yo guys. I didn't just translate that. I used to teach Spanish at the Air Force Academy. I do apologize KYT, if I were to post this entirely in Chinese that would be cheating. I don't know Chinese. The Spanish translation is all me. I did write that. Thanks for the bday wishes guys you're the shit. LOL Medina, I am speaking through my wife's breasts.
OH shit, Kyle, Highlander music at the end. Great icing on the cake.
@Chris503 @shaolinmonk36 That's how I roll.
3 months, 1 week ago on The Eh Team #118 – Game Days, Grand Prix, & Bandit Lords
@sup_stevie I teared up a little. But that's because I just farted.
@Kar Yung Tom @UltraTribes 52 weeks in a year. Taking into account a missing episode 100 and you're at episode 118, carry the 2. you have been doing this for 2.25 years if you put a podcast out every week.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on The Eh Team #118 – Game Days, Grand Prix, & Bandit Lords
@mtgmedina Let the trolling begin Medina.
Aw hombre Jay pone en el trabajo en sus juegos y Medina corre juego en 2 de ellos. Ustedes estaban haciendo algunas buenas carreras. Medina con el sharking hilarante y conseguir súper promos. El hombre que en realidad podría tener que asistir a uno de estos. Puede que no. Te digo sin embargo. La gente siempre quiere terminar estas promociones. No importa qué elemento se trata. Como un tipo de presupuesto, tengo estos promos y comerciales para las tarjetas actuales que necesitan y utilizan en EDH.
Todo lo que especular tarjeta es el peor. Aquellos montón de muñecos, en serio. Es como el mercado de valores. Montón de lemmings y como una tienda que está tratando de encontrar la manera de cabalgar esta ola de lemmings para todo lo que tienen. LOL Medina no está manipulando el mercado técnicamente, en serio como una tienda que acaba comprando artículos para que él lo tiene disponible para la venta. En serio he ordenado EDH grapas de Medina, y sus precios son muy buenos y que está haciendo un trabajo bastante bueno en el almacenamiento EDH grapas. Además, tiene hojas en un gran precio. Así que en realidad he comprado algunas láminas, lo cual es una locura porque yo soy un tipo de presupuesto hasta el final (casado, 2 hijos, ni dinero). Reembolso de nuevo un tipo de dinero desde que pagó demasiado por una tarjeta es grande. Eso demuestra gran moral. Aplaudo esto.
Dang KYT tiene 40o de 800. Eso es fantástico. KYT es como Johnny Tran, yup eso es todo. Padres asiáticos odio tener que apueste chicos, quieren saber por qué, ya que todos ellos experimentaron de primera mano la adicción al juego y son todos nutso. No KYT delito, lo siento. Hay algunos casinos cerca de donde yo vivo, pero estoy totalmente de evitarlos. Son definitivamente no es mi taza de té. Todos los papás son muy indiferentes a lo que sus hijos hacen. Papá tiene que ver con dejar que su hijo tiene su tiempo. Tengo 35 años y hablar de éxitos con mi papá y él está muy orgulloso de mí, pero mis logros no están relacionadas con las aficiones y juegos, así que es probable que la diferencia. Si yo fuera a ganar dinero y ser un culo mal en la escena de magia, estoy seguro de que mi padre no creo que era tan cool. El ajedrez es considerado como muy intelectual y si eres buen hombre que te hace ver como un genio maldito. KYT usted es un personaje increíble de la comunidad y tienen un enorme respaldo en este momento. Sus logros son grandes por lo que esta comunidad se refiere. Definitivamente usted debería compartir con sus padres, pero ellos tendrán todos los detalles de lo que usted ha hecho. Al parecer grandes padres asiáticos apoyo apuesto a que estaría orgulloso. Todavía voy a dar los engranajes y todo eso, pero así es como es.
Espere a tus padres disparar a los blancos. Vete a la mierda esa mierda que tengo que aparecen en mi traje de ninja, abandonan el techo, e implantar estos pensamientos en sus cabezas. No estoy a punto de recibir un disparo en la puerta de algún loco familia asiática canadiense.
Aprender a mulligan es bastante difícil. Bueno, excepto por algunas de las cosas divertidas que Jay estaba hablando. Tengo problemas mulligan, pero yo creo que overanalyze situaciones. Usualmente me gusta por lo menos 3 tierra si no tengo rampa barato. Si estoy tocando algo de mierda aggro súper me aseguro de tener contadores o mierda que puede manejar su asalto inicial. Ahora, a la mierda, si no me gusta mi mano, buque maldito esa mierda, voy a mulligan a 3 o 4 si lo necesito. Pero el hombre en algunos juegos de EDH con los chicos que juegan en contra, esa mierda es tan complicado, porque ellos empujará a su mierda pulg voy a admitir todo corazón si me quedo con una mano incompleta sin embargo, que incluso se puede ver en mi cara cuando la juego se hace de todos modos, o justo antes de mulligan.
Estoy totalmente de admitir cuando me equivoco. Estoy casado, por lo tanto, siempre estoy equivocado. Scotty y Medina tienen la espalda a éste. LOL.
Las personas que retorta con explicaciones tontas de por qué no añadir / cortar ciertas cartas, esa mierda es hilarante. Me encantan las aportaciones de las personas que saben lo que están hablando y puede expresar esta idea correctamente. Quiero mejorar. Soy muy malo en la actualidad, pero estoy trabajando en esa mierda. Tengo que llegar a Canadá y jugar con estos basquetbolistas y luego tomar un viaje al asidero de Medina y aprender también. A continuación, obtener un tanque, ametralladora tatuaje en el cuello, y un churro.
Espere toda la succión comentarios??? Espera, aw sí me dan los accesorios. Lo siento mis comentarios son largos Medina, pero traigo el fuego. Medina, soy un cliente y un ventilador dedicado y tengo ti. Tienes que desalentar a su Gente como esta ese? Tal vez si escribo esto en español, entonces usted va a leer más.
Aw man Jay puts in work in his games and Medina runs game in 2 of them. You guys were getting some good runs. Medina with the hilarious sharking and getting uber promos. Man I might actually need to attend one of these. Maybe not. I tell ya though. People always end up wanting these promos. No matter what item it is. As a budget guy, I get these promos and trade for actual cards I need and utilize in EDH.
All that card speculating is the worst. Those bunch of dummies, seriously. It's like the stock market. Whole bunch of lemmings and as a store you're trying to figure out how to ride this wave of lemmings for all they have. LOL Medina isn't manipulating the market technically; seriously as a store he's just buying up items so that he has it available to sell. Seriously I have ordered EDH staples from Medina, and his prices are great and he's doing a pretty good job at stocking EDH staples. In addition, he has foils at a great price. So I have actually purchased some foils, which is crazy because I am a budget guy all the way (married, 2 kids, no money). Refunding back a guy money since he paid too much for a card is great. That shows great morals. I applaud this.
Dang KYT got 40th out of 800. That's fantastic. KYT is like Johnny Tran, yup that's it. Asian parents hate to have their kids gambling, wanna know why, because they all first hand experienced the addiction to gambling and they're all nutso. No offense KYT, sorry. There are some Casinos close to where I live, but I totally avoid them. They're definitely not my cup of tea. All dads are very indifferent about what their sons do. Dad is all about letting his son have his time. I am 35 and talk about successes with my dad and he's very proud of me, but my accomplishments aren't related to hobbies and games so that's probably the difference. If I were winning money and being a bad ass in the magic scene, I am sure my dad wouldn't think it was as cool. Chess is viewed as very intellectual and if you're good man it makes you look like a freaking genius. KYT you're an amazing character of the community and have a huge backing at this point. Your accomplishments are great as far as this community is concerned. You should definitely share that with your parents, but they will need all the details of how much you have done. As they sound like great supportive Asian parents I bet they would be proud. They'll still give you the gears and shit, but that's how it is.
Wait your parents shoot white people. Fuck that shit I have to show up in my ninja costume, drop out of the ceiling, and implant these thoughts in their heads. I am not about to get shot on the doorstep of some Crazy Canadian Asian family.
Learning to mulligan is quite difficult. Well, except for some of the funny things that Jay was talking about. I have problems mulliganing too, but I think I overanalyze situations. I usually like at least 3 land if I have no cheap ramp. If I am playing some super aggro shit I make sure I have counters or shit that can handle their early assault. Now, fuck it, if I don't like my hand, fucking ship that shit, I'll mulligan to 3 or 4 if I need to. But man in some EDH games with the guys I play against, that shit is so complicated, cause they will push your shit in. I will whole heartedly admit if I keep a sketchy hand though, you can even see it on my face when the game is done anyway, or right before I mulligan.
I am all about admitting when I am wrong. I am married, therefore, I am always wrong. Scotty and Medina have my back on this one. LOL.
People that retort with silly explanations for why they don't add/cut certain cards, that shit is hilarious. I love input from people that know what they're talking about and can express this idea properly. I want to get better. I suck currently, but I am working on that shit. I need to come up to Canada and play with these ballers and then take a trip to Medina's stomping ground and learn too. Then get a tank, machine gun, neck tattoo, and a churro.
Wait all the comments suck??? Wait, aw yeah I still get the props. Sorry my comments are long Medina, but I bring the fire. Medina, I am a customer and dedicated fan and you gotta . You gotta discourage your gente like this ese? Maybe if I type this in spanish then you will read more of it.