Jax Raging Bile Duct
I see you creepin'
@cleandoe None of those observations are possible.
2 days, 19 hours ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/nov2014.html
@sammasaaron It's my brand.
5 days, 18 hours ago on Friday Bolts – 11.21.14
@_justin @Jax Raging Bile Duct I should have cited you AP style for the "all time futility record" bit. Pretty sure you're the one who bothered to look that up during a debate about ball movement and our "offensive system" one time years ago.
It's funny to me to read/hear all of these sports writers and sports radio hosts clamor all over themselves to present the idea that Ibaka should be doing this and that to step up his offensive game. I mean they want to see him drive to the bucket, or roll to the rim, or post dudes up.
It's almost as if they've never seen the man try to dribble a basketball. Drive to the bucket? What? Not if he has to dribble to beat his man there. Please. Roll to the rim instead of pop a shot? Are you serious? Not if he has to catch the ball on the move. The man successfully completed like 3 alley oop plays a season because he can't jump, catch the ball, and dunk it all in the same motion. He can only do two of those three things at once. Post moves? Any legit post move requires at least some footwork or the ability to shoot the ball without facing up.
They want to say that he's physically dominating and a supreme athlete and all that, and it's true, he's a specimen of an athlete, but he's a specimen of an athlete without fine motor skills. He has all the major motor skills in heaps, but few fine motor skill at all. You don't develop those at Ibaka's age, or even his "age".
They want him to initiate offense. Please. You can only initiate offense if you can dribble or pass, and Ibaka can't. We're talking about the man who nearly set the all time futility record for lowest assist percentage in the history of the NBA, only to be second to Dikembe. The flow of an offense isn't in his wheelhouse at all.
Serge has impeccable timing on his jumps, both for rebounds and for blocks. He has a spectacular face up game from his spots on the floor (which are really freakin' crowded right now with no offensive threats on the floor with him). He's in that tier of player right below all stars because of those skills and his athleticism and energy. But these dudes calling for him to initiate offense or create offense just don't get basketball.
@Barry Amenema First animal pic in 242 years that made me giggle.
5 days, 21 hours ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/nov2014.html
@ThunderChick2010 I had to look up the location. I spent lots of time growing up in a neighboring state park in Tennessee (I was born there, most of my family is there) called Fall Creek Falls State Park.
So like, you made me miss my 2nd home with that video.
1 week ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/nov2014.html
@Barry Amenema Outstanding.
1 week, 5 days ago on Friday Bolts – 11.14.14
@Mother Teresa Your avatar looks like a young Bob Odenkirk. Is it?
@FallenOSIRIS Ask for so much they are forced to give the job to their 2nd choice.
1 week, 5 days ago on Video: Russell Westbrook obliterates child in one-on-one
I would trade Reggie for KCP. I wanted him in the draft.
3 weeks ago on Dealing Reggie Jackson: What’s realistic and what’s not
@Jooseppi You clearly have a different relationship with luck than I do. My luck is way too smart to be fooled by that benching idea. If I don't commit, it just gets worse.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Friday Bolts – 10.31.14
@Julius F Wrek It's vaderade. You know it is. That dude is way too good at that "pour while no one is looking" act that only 5 years of frat experience can perfect.
@Jooseppi @Jax Raging Bile Duct I think I'll drop him from my team and try to enjoy his 'success'.
It's the only way I know to reverse-jinx him.
@d21 @Jax Raging Bile Duct Bonus though: I gambled that Perk wouldn't start so I didn't draft him. He's the best bizzaro player around, but you're always in danger of not meeting the minutes minimum with him and now coming off the bench it could be even worse.
@d21 @Jax Raging Bile Duct I'd have to trade for him.
And now there's no way he'd take PJIII for him.
I drafted PJIII in my bizzaro fantasy basketball league and he screwed me last night. When I want him to be good, he sucks (which is 99.9% of the time). Then when I think I can count on him being perpetually sucky, he accidentally falls into a good game.
It’s amazing how many times throughout a game I completely forget Perry Jones is playing. That’s a bad thing, right?
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Thunder run out of gas in Portland, 106-89
I like the cursory nature of this article and appreciate that all of the rebuttals are legitimate and not contrived from a narrative. There are only two guesses (injury what-ifs and the existence of the no-tax 'mandate' - which everyone will have to guess at since there will be no official stance until we see if first hand) but even those guesses still rebut other guesses.
What frustrates me is there are legitimate criticisms of the Thunder regarding their decisions on players, personnel, staff and finances. But what Simmons is doing is not reiterating the legitimate criticisms, he's just whining loudly. He could be proving his point with real stuff, but instead he's parroting a narrative that he really likes. It's like the Thunder were his favorite toy, and Presti played with it, and now he wants to pretend that he hates the toy because he doesn't get to play with it anymore and let's everyone know about it by whining the loudest.
The Thunder set themselves up for this because given what they could have had in Harden (and this would have been by force, it isn't what James wanted, but he was restricted so we could have had him for that year regardless) compared to what they have now (PJIII, Lamb, Morrow). You all know I don't believe in Lamb or PJIII so I seriously doubt those guys are ever going to make us forget about the talent we lost in Harden.
The only way out of this is to see Adams become this super center we've never had before and to see the core of Westbrook, Durant, Ibaka and Adams win a ring or two. Probably coupled with some serious contracts to several players once the new TV deal / CBA is determined. I think you'll have to see both - rings and contracts - to prove that the way you went about your business was a right way to go. I don't say 'the right way to go' because I don't believe there is only one right way. But Harden sure looked like a right way, and we didn't go that way. So if the way we went doesn't end up in rings, it's easy to say we went the wrong way. The reason I think the contracts will have to come into play as well is not just to spend money, not to bring in 'the missing piece' but to finally be able to pay your home grown talent that you claim is so sustainable when it comes time. It's fine to play for a development factory when you're young, but when its time to win with those guys, you can't always let them go for some future player.
So when the time is right for the thunder to spend, they'd better spend. If not they're risking a window that they may not get back, but also admitting that they aren't financially prepared to ever compete at the right level. Sure, teams spend money in stupid ways (Lakers, Nets - as seen above) and spending money isn't the direct road to a ring, but trading talent for contracts is a sure fire way to downgrade your team, and that just can't happen during a window.
4 weeks ago on Sorting through some Thunder BS
Things I'm hoping for this season (it's a long list, so prepare yourself):
Curmudgeon you say? I plead the 5th.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on 2014-15 Season Preview: 35 statements made with extreme confidence
@DVoegeli @Wild Wild Westbrook *temporarily* formerly Tvaddic gross
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Tuesday Bolts – 10.28.14
@KetelOne @Wild Wild Westbrook *temporarily* formerly Tvaddic gross
I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/oct2014.html
@d21 What a coincidence. My plan is always to not have another surgery too!
1 month ago on Friday Bolts – 10.24.14
@L0rv /reiterates to self why I pay for uninsured motorists insurance
@_justin Krstic/Ibaka = most made mid-range shots ever.
@OBoy (LaFamilia) KD no contest.
Valid contest would be my great grandma in a scooter vs Lamb. That one is 50/50.
1 month, 1 week ago on Monday Bolts – 10.20.14
You know I've heard some people like their marriage every once in a while, so it can't all be bad. Just don't ask me for actual proof. Hearsay is all I've got for you.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/oct2014.html
@cleandoe In retrospect, I just did that to make you get online and post about it.
Something had to draw the folks out of the woodwork, it was so quite in here the coleoptera were chirping.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/oct2014.html
@Old Man Game http://nbaliveonline.tv/oklahoma-city-thunder-live-streaming/ I'm on link 1, has sound
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Kevin Durant started from the bottom in new Nike spot
nugget announcers don't know who 42 is either
WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO PLAY IN THE NBA?
@greatwhitebuffalo @SeinfeldOKC http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/exp/kanye/kanye.html
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.8.14
@King of Carrot Flowers the third Well now that Shaq said something I expect everything to change.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 10.7.14
@cemitten I want to sit on your furniture.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/oct2014.html
@Lambaaaaaa It means you can't construct a paragraph spanning more than 5 lines. 2 is preferable.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Keeping Kevin Durant in perspective
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 10.2.14
@ThunderChick2010 Just get excited about how much making up to you that kid is gonna have to do to get out of the doghouse.
@Julius F Wrek Dang. This video was longer than the 0:01 I expected.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.1.14
@White_kiwi_thunder I'm pretty sure the most important thing is what other people say about him. I mean some people say wins or championships, but that just means people will say good things about you, so really what he does on the court is just a roadbump on the way to what's really important.
@Daft_Drunk I want to see this lesson happen.
@OBoy (LaFamilia) Yes there is. Not a lot, but at least it exists in some small, tiny, itty bitty part.
One thing I'm happy about Roberson starting is that he'll be playing with Perk, and he might be the only guy on the team who could overcome Perk's awfulness at rebounding all on his own.
2 months ago on Friday Bolts – 9.26.14
@_justin I'm going to ignore the metrics this time. I think he's bad at defense, and I like hating his defense, so I'm sticking to it. In order for me to reconsider, Reggie's going to have to surprise me by shutting someone down for a game. Then I'll start using the data to prove he's good. But in the meantime, he sucks and those metrics are too noisy. So there.
@WestCrook I'm okay with that. I like Reggie, but I'm not so attached to him that I couldn't let him go.
@ThunderChick2010 We did that date thing twice; once when he was 6 months old and once when he was 9 months old. Both times we just sat there like crack addicts checking our watches every 3 minutes to see if was time to go. Hand-wringing, leg shaking, nervous and terse conversation, on the edges of our seats trying to endure the date so we could leave and go get him.
We've had moments to ourselves, but they haven't been easy. First time parents and all - being away without him turns us into nervous wrecks. Maybe it's control issues, maybe it's knowing how hard it's going to be to recover from the routine change and well aware that it isn't worth it, with the thought in our minds that we're doing this because other folks say it's a good idea but neither of us wanting to participate in it for any other reason. We're already tired and dealing with his re-adjustment to normal is more work than it's worth to change his routine.
Other people must just do it right. We haven't figured it out yet.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/sep2014.html
ROYAL Coming To the BLUE Baby!
2 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 9.25.14
Glad Presti mentioned Telfair.
Because I completely forgot he was on the roster.
Presti: "There are more games lost than won in the NBA".