Jax Raging Bile Duct
I see you creepin'
@The Dream Is Free If it were from reddit it wouldn't be a run-on sentence.
17 hours, 41 minutes ago on Kevin Durant done for the remainder of this season
I should post some web md stuff here and give you all an education that is irrefutable by real living doctors who specialize in the field so we can make the only possible legitimate conclusion that can be made on the subject so we can move on to other things not yet clearly defined.
17 hours, 54 minutes ago on Kevin Durant done for the remainder of this season
19 hours, 57 minutes ago on Kevin Durant done for the remainder of this season
@Mcdonalds24 Why does Karma care about the USA team?
20 hours, 36 minutes ago on The Side Part: Keep Holding On
Last I hear KD was supposed to come back Wednesday against the Clippers. What happened?
20 hours, 39 minutes ago on The Side Part: Keep Holding On
@Greeed Reggie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Semaj
1 day, 13 hours ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.26.15
It's not that I'm anti Katie Nolan, it's that I'm just so much more pro Alison Brie.
But you still get no gif from me.
1 day, 17 hours ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.26.15
@Tonitrus I'd love to get on board with the genius of this ranking... but... http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/page/ESPN-Forecast-panel-130415/espn-forecast-panel
1 day, 18 hours ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.26.15
@Johnny Thunder Have a windows computer? Wordpad is in your accessories folder. It will do most formatting tasks you'd need for a resume.
When you go to print, select Microsoft XPS Document as the printer, and save the file to your desktop. Then, get on Google and find a free online tool that will let you convert from XPS to PDF.
Send the PDF to your prospective employer. Any employer who can't read a PDF document is an employer you don't want to work for.
3 days, 22 hours ago on Tuesday Bolts – 3.24.15
@Bmuelle24 My guess? They're 1/3 his age.
3 days, 22 hours ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@ThunderChick2010 Ah. I'm under-rated. Oddly, I'd have listed f5alcon among my under-rated posters as well.
3 days, 23 hours ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@who needs draft picks Done!
For the record, I'd have pronounced your "name" smitten. Long way from semen, and more recognizable a word.
@KetelOne @ǝnlɐʌ ɟo ʇol ɐ pɐɥ ʞɹǝd Its a bills-jags game. 14 people will watch total, regardless of medium. That board would be boring regardless.
4 days, 22 hours ago on Monday Bolts – 3.23.15
@f5alcon I need to listen to this podcast...
@ThunderChick2010 Not yet. Blocked at work, have to listen at home, but then again, it's hard to listen to these while babysitting.
4 days, 22 hours ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@propsizzle Ask her to take a selfie with me. It's the only scenario I can see in which she's appropriately flattered without being turned off. It's a normal request so I don't look like some desperate fool or some creepy stalker. Plus I have proof that we shared half a moment in which she did in fact smile. Also, it's the only scenario that allows me to retain mrs jax post-Munn.
4 days, 23 hours ago on Monday Bolts – 3.23.15
@BallSoHard I suppose Mullens and Aldrich don't score many hat tips from the talking heads. Can't say that I blame them.
5 days ago on Monday Bolts – 3.23.15
@ThunderChick2010 For real? I never listen to any of these, and you go and say something like that.... cliff notes? I need to know if I should find a way to defend my reputation.
What's my reputation again?
5 days ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@RazvanThunder (#StopDion) GO KENTUCKY WILDCATS! WOOOOO!!!!
1 week, 1 day ago on Kevin Durant held out of practice, panic ensues
@d21 Good idea!
So, who knows where he lives?
Annnnnnd... anyone have any illegal drugs I could borrow?
Thanks ahead of time.
1 week, 1 day ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.19.15
Since @KingGondo brought it up in a round about way...
What do you think it would take to get Waiters off the team? I mean, like what would I have to do to get Waiters off the team?
I'm not an evil person, so killing him isn't an option. However, I might pick a fight with him and see if I can get him to straight up punch me in the face, then post the video online and make all the bad PR do the job for me. Just not sure punching me in the face is enough. Like, how badly would he have to actually hurt me to get kicked off the team?
Given recent events in the sporting world, I've learned that if this is on video I don't have to be beaten nearly as bad.
I don't actually want to hurt him at all, I just want him to hurt me bad enough to get kicked off the team. So like, I need some legit trash to talk to him. But not too trashy, or the film will pick it up and he'd be exonerated.
So help me out, DT. Let's get this thing done!
I forgot to fill out my brackets. I just realized they started playing the games already only because I popped in here and saw the comments.
I'll let you decide where that puts me in the spectrum of ncaa basketball fan-dome.
@ThunderChick2010 I heard somewhere that 50/50 feels like 75/75. I agree with that.
1 week, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@ThunderChick2010 Mrs Jax came from a family that called it "watching the kid", as in "The babysitter is watching the kid". I come from a family where the job of watching/parenting/taking care of a kid is called babysitting. So to me, the phrase "The babysitter is watching the kid" seemed redundant, but acceptable in a way because you'd definitely want to know if the babysitter wasn't watching the kid. We talked about it. It made sense to her. She still calls it watching the kid. Old habits die hard.
Anyway, we take turns watching the kid. I don't get griped at as much these days since baby jax was weened. But when he was still nursing I had to endure the whole "I have to nurse him" trump card during any discussion or argument about exactly how much work either of us was doing. In her mind, nursing counted for waaaaaay more than I think it should have when adding up the 50/50 duties.
Maybe "watching the kid" is an Oklahoma thing since you and her both say it.
1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@ThunderChick2010 What do you call it then?
@Jacobqb29 All of these just boil down to two jobs; play basketball, and be a leader.
1 week, 3 days ago on Tuesday Bolts – 3.17.15
You know you've been babysitting for too long when it's time for your own snack and you dip animal crackers in nutella and peanut butter.
Also, as far as a snack goes, that combo is highly under-rated. Thinking about following it up next time with milk from a sippie cup.
1 week, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
I'll say it again, Mitch McGary is the broiest bro of all broville.
1 week, 6 days ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Mitch smash
@Coaeche Brooookes Kidd dont count, is this the most triple doubles for a pg ever in a season ?
2 weeks ago on Westbrook gets his triple-double as OKC rolls the Wolves, 113-99
@International Man of Mystery (Dion Shot First) Even then, I doubt we go after him. Not that I'd be opposed.
Just wonder how many moves we'll make, since our roster has overturned so much the past 18 months.
@Paul Pogba To Arsenal 2015 Thanks.
@Paul Pogba To Arsenal 2015 Agreed. But I still wanna bash him.
@International Man of Mystery (Dion Shot First) Since we're over the cap, going after any free agents will be really difficult.
@okcjim I finally had to express my distaste for our awful defense on twitter. My 4 real followers and 189 bots seemed to agree.
2 weeks ago on Down To Dunk: KD come back!
@D-MC (DT Heavyweight Champion) Don't worry, I'll miss your sleep for you. Also, congratulations!
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Tom Penn asks, could OKC trade Kevin Durant before 2016?
@Lost Ones(#blackpride) I do like that we don't do the annoying organ music though. At least we don't have that.
@_justin Err... moreso that James blows by most anyone.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Two Man Game: Andre Roberson is shooting guard Option A
@_justin Do they have a whole series of these? I'd think there could be like... about 439 of these.
@Lost Ones(#blackpride) *nasir
You had me confused for a second
@Schweebs One to NY, one to LA. It's the only way.
I want a blog war!
But someone else do it please, that's too much work for me. I just want to read it after it's done. But that's not being totally honest, because I'm not going to go to the trouble to read it after it's done if it's lame. It has to be actually good, not just theoretically good. But, all that aside...
3 weeks ago on Russell Westbrook breaking down All-NBA walls
@The Meerkat My bad
3 weeks ago on Down To Dunk: The Russell Westbrook Show
@beelieve035 I'm not there much myself. It's too much, too too much.
3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html
@Dion Sucks at Basketball *Formerly Tvaddic* Burden of proof is on the statement-maker
"I’m more just focused on trying to get this pain out of his and coming back when I’m ready, when I’m 100 percent ready"
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Westbrook and Durant talk about their injuries
@harmlesslyfatal [[#RW0 4 MVP]] Ah. Too many games going on.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Monday Bolts – 3.2.15
@harmlesslyfatal [[#RW0 4 MVP]] who is?
@beelieve035 I think you're addicted to crushing.
There are worse things.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/mar2015.html