Pushing through to the present, and trying not to fart in public.
@AngusMcMahan1 Fixed! After 220k words in a year, even after the third read (I really do this) I miss stuff. I'm just the creative - a horrible editor. In fact, the book I'm putting together now is going to be solely edited by readers, since I am not to be trusted. Ha. Thanks for pointing that out.
1 year ago on She Liked My Whole “Look” (But I Never Showed Her My Bluetooth)
@Natalie the Singingfool Yes, but I contend it still would have been hilarious.
My latest conversation: Want a 2012 ThoughtsFromParis Holiday Card?
1 year ago on I Almost Ate One of Your Kidney Stones
@Nicole Mojan Hey, you're pretty so I would've eaten the stone. The idea of menstrual blood on the stone though was a huge turn off. I would have soaked it in bleach to return it to it's natural color first.
@KateHall Yes, but honest!
@MsCheevious @tfpHumorBlog I was teasing. Just get me a job punching up jokes for a sitcom and we'll call it a day. Nothing in prime time, though. I'm too dirty.
1 year ago on Promote Your Blog on My Blog Right Now – Take IV
@Katjaneway Fine - you win. I'll stop doing that. (I actually stopped dumping it in garbage bags the day after the post)
My latest conversation: I Nearly Did The Wrong Thing With a Vacuum
1 year ago on I’ve Started Dumping Water In Garbage Cans
@Dei Starr I am superior, Dei! Thank you for recognizing this!
@Juststuff3 Jeez - now you're just making me feel bad. Stop doing that!
@JanineHuldie1 I should go Dyson next time. That British dude just sounds like he knows what he's doing.
1 year ago on I Nearly Did The Wrong Thing With a Vacuum
@emmaddoesit Not really - just had nothing else to write about tonight. I'm an alchemist! (oh yeah, and really smart for using the word alchemist!)
@knightndaze You're not wrong.
@Terese Lavallee You had no excuse to miss the NonCon! Oh well, I still am glad you read my crap. Next year you must come to BlogHer Chicago. No excuse!
1 year ago on Prepping For The NonCon
@Throat_Punch Thanks Jenners! I put in a thing to speak at BlogHer in Chicago so we'll see if they greenlight it. I'm still blown away by how crazy popular you've become. Not that you shouldn't be - it's just great to see someone nail it. Glad we're buds.
Still laughing at you for that time you were going to password protect your RSS feed. Hilarious.
@dp_ginadee226 Thanks for reading.
@TRfromRL Would you finally put a photo in your LiveFyre icon? I'm tired at not looking at you! :)
@Natalie the Singingfool The audience is what you really can't control. Just put your head down and write. If it entertains you, that's what is important. I only write to make myself feel good. Many times I'm not sure if others like it or not. I hope they do, but I seek to mostly entertain myself.
@KateHall You are a such a great reader of mine and I really appreciate you taking the time to comment so often. I'm serious. Thank you.
@ModMomBeyondIndieDom Wow, thanks Linda! I just submitted a presentation for BlogHer with a few other guys, so we'll see if they bite. It is a really fun idea we came up with.
@Joshua Wilner/A Writer Writes You know, I was going to, but decided against it. I'll probably write a post on what I spoke about, or, simply do a video about it. Thanks for asking!
@ViolaFury RebelMice is a new one for me. Googling now. Glad to have you back!!!!!!!!!!1
1 year ago on Pre-NonCon Awesomeness