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Ahhhh for fucks sake, whatever. For some stupid reason I still got my new Peterson jersey on, I'm a few double ryes in, and I'm gonna wear it to my kid's hockey game in about two hours. Of course I'll have a zip up sweater over top of it. I don't wanna look like I enjoy cock that much. No offence to you Packer fans out there...
1 month, 1 week ago on PJD's Game Thread: Vikings vs. Cowboys
@CollegeWolf Yeah but CW, he is ever handsome doing it though.
@CollegeWolf @terry1982 But we all gotta agree that this coaching staff is without a doubt the worse display of ineptitude that we have seen in years. Seriously, Frazier has surpassed Childress. That's unbelievable.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game 7 Recap: BREAKING NEWS - VIKINGS SUCK
@PJD @CollegeWolf Great statement. So true. Was watching the Jets game (NHL, don't wanna confuse anyone) had a few drinks in me already, flipped it over to the Vikes game just as Patterson was running it back for his touchdown. Threw my hands up, gave a little "okay here we go!", brought my hands back down, sat on the couch and said out loud ""what in the hell are they wearing?!" Didn't have another drink the rest of the night.
@Hammy1724 Honestly, are we really gonna sit down and watch this game tonight? Oh gosh the game's starting. Pass the rye.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Masturbatory Game 6 Preview: Primetime Suck-Off
Frazier. I wanna love you man I really do. Show me something.
@James Scott1 This Vikings team is gonna force me to start watching NASCAR. Even the crashes in NASCAR got nothing on this explosion of garbage we get to witness with the Vikings every Sunday.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on PJD's Game 5 Recap: The Walking Dead, NFL Version
@fjionnna So does alcohol. That's why you always got to be sure to delete the spur of the moment videos you make on your phone before you kid finds 'em. 'Cause if you don't... oh goodness... the explanation you make up... it's awful.
Williams. Brutal. Nice call on that one. Musgrave... not even gonna start. It's obvious though that they're not even being pushed by their head coach. Can't even stand to look at Frazier any more. Remember when he was a great DC? Seems like that was forever ago. Hate seeing him on the sidelines. He's surpassed Childress in my books. How great would it look if we had that big fat walrus that's on KC's sidelines right now? We can only hope, PRAY, that the powers-that-be in the Vikings front office staff are already secretly making phone calls to some would be potential future coaching candidates. All for next year of course. I'm kind of excited just to see how bad this train wreck can really get.
I've been enjoying the wisdom of this informative blog for the past few years. Hell, I've even fired a couple off in mid read before. Honestly, how could you not? Seriously? But... I have never before felt the anger... literally the hatred, jumping off the screen like I did today. Well done sir. Sober when this was written Mr.PJD or did Mr.Crown Royal have a helping hand in your choice of words? If you were sober, that's scary. I love it.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Three Recap: Keeping That Winless Streak Alive!
@CollegeWolf I didn't see it either CW but here we are...
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Three Preview: Early Season Toilet Bowl
No game thread? What the frig?! I have to vent on a two day old blog?! Cock balls dammit. When's the press conference to announce the firing of that stupid lackluster fuck? Him and his borderline retarded coaching staff. Never mind, beyond borderline. Viktor and his head full of foam could do a better job those stack of gay only used dildos. I'm only eight beers in, this could get uglier later on. Thank goodness hockey season starts in 9 days.
@Hammy1724 Maybe just one one win against the Pack this year hey Hammy? I really don't wanna hear about how we got swept till next September. But if we do go down two, we gotta go down hard!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Vikings Work Hard to Join Pantheon of 0-2 Teams
Interesting twist on things Mr. PJD. I never looked at it that way. Why blemish a perfect losing record? I like that analogy. In fact I just like spelling analogy 'cause I get to spell anal first.
@PJD @CollegeWolf Good golly what a suggestion! If that happened would the world explode? I think it just might.
3 months ago on PJD's Game One Recap: Jury Still Out on Ponder?
Nothing left to say. The comments are all bang on and Mr. PJD your expertise in the journalistic department has left me so sexually aroused I'm wondering if I ever need to go to PuertoRicanTeens.com ever again 'cause goodness knows that one day, I'm gonna forget to erase the history. I'm out of market up here so even my buddies feel to terrible to cut me up about the loss. It's like they feel sorry for me. Like a death in the family. It's really pathetic. Watching that Niners/Packers was like a punch in the face. And not a good punch like a drunk donkeypunch but a "I'm sober taking a straight Bruce Lee shot straight to the nose" punch. Watching those quarterbacks manage their team and their coaches physically trying to will their team to victory was disheartening to watch. As for the purple pants... was able to stomach these ones. With two thick stripes going down the legs and a darker purple they don't look like leotards and a lot less gay. The white pants with white jersey was also pretty sharp as well. Oh please God help us all if they ever decide to go purple on purple.
"Taint to the glory hole". That was beautiful. As for Ponder, I'm nervous boys. Four weeks ago I was thinking 11-5, at least 10-6 but now... I know it's only preseason and Ponder doesn't have #28 beside him but... oh boy. Jennings might be showing signs of regret by the second quarter against the Lions. Don't like being nervous when it comes to football. When I'm nervous I drink. When I drink I go on the computer. When I drink and go on the computer I get brave and we all know what that leads to. Damn you Ponder.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Is Greg Jennings Regretting His Move?
@Hammy1724 HA! Now these are the beautiful comments that I miss when I don't check in with the PJD team on a daily basis. Such a silly somma bitch am I.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on NFL Draft 2013 Open Thread: Hot Prime Time Day One Action!
@peterandkelsey @PJD Well said my friend. Almost poetic.
11 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Playoff Recap: A Tangled Webb
"Midnight to six". Love it. That's why I love this blog. Don't comment as much as I used to but, I am body waxing myself on a daily basis so, what am I gonna do? As for the game... ah fuck it. I was three beers in when I heard Ponder wasn't playing but thought to myself "maybe Webb can at least manage the game for us". Kept on drinking. Switched over to the Crown Royal right before kickoff. Here we go baby! Watched that first drive of ours. Got so excited I literally tugged one off right there on the couch. Poured another drink, and then saw Webb throw the ball up 10 feet in the air when he was getting sacked and thought "cock balls dammit". I too, was done drinking by halftime. That game was over before it started and we all knew it. Maybe that's why the pain isn't as bad as it usually is. Or maybe I'm just getting used to the big strap-on I gotta take at the end of every football season 'cause I live and die for a loser team. *sigh*