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@eallen7 @d21I want a Thunder-plane selfie.
1 day, 16 hours ago on Thunder vs. Suns: Pregame Primer
@Air Bud KD goes for 40+ tonight before not playing a minute of the 4th.
4 days, 4 hours ago on Tuesday Bolts – 3.4.14
You don't get to play defense like that when you haven't even won anything. - Simmons on Harden
I love nice cops. I wish we didn't have a drug policy that's pitted law enforcement against the people.
6 days, 2 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Tuff Juice
@LAMBGOD Hope Kevin Ollie joins the coaching-squad in April after post-season play is finished in the NCAA.
1 week, 1 day ago on What does adding Caron Butler mean?
Dammit, Andrew Sharp! Have you even watched basketball before? Square 1? These dudes were playing together in 2010!!!rage rage rage.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 2.19.14
@seth_22 Simmons loves OKC; he just has to keep face as a coastal liberal-arts-school guy.
Also, he wrote that Thunder-porn article after the game 1 of the finals. I still read that article sometimes. However, KD was all cold at em, and the Skirvin freaked him out.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Trade Deadline Primer: Will the Thunder make a move?
I'll always be a Simmons fan even if he has douchey propensities. "Of the 10 teams that kept their amnesties, reasons range from “Billy
King saved our ass from using it” (Atlanta) to “we never needed the
help” (Boston, San Antonio, Chicago) to “we wish some of our current
guys were eligible” (Sacramento, New Orleans, Memphis) to “we’re
generally confused and probably misunderstood how it worked” (Detroit)
to “we’re too freaking cheap” (Utah, Oklahoma City)."For some reason the Detroit-joke made me laugh for a good minute.
@Bry Bry @Benedict Carrot Even if he's sucked, I'd still prefer Thabo over most shooter-additions. It wasn't good for us the last time that we were trying to carve minutes for a shooter (Cook, who was not good at shooting, I grant), and this team is a better shooting team than that team, even. Thabo will have some important stretches for us in the playoffs.
@Benedict Carrot Thabo was pretending to be a 3-D guy just, like, 10 months ago. What happened?
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Trade Deadline Primer: Will the Thunder make a move?
@FunakiEjectsAnother It's because he's going to wait until he takes the ball straight to the hole after receiving the tip from Sege; while swinging upon the rim, he'll yell "I'M BACK, BABY!"
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Tuesday Bolts – 2.18.14
@L0rv I'm unhappy with Pierre suggesting that any thunder player is "bad." THAT AIN'T TRUE.
@DanielLawler would be over in 4.
Hey @OSBC, I want a delicious chocolate-chunk cookie!
2 weeks, 4 days ago on VIDEO: Kevin Durant nicknamed himself ‘The Servant’
2 days until Russ dunks a basketball hard in a basektball game and we all get to yell about it!
it's also weird in the part where he's describing Steven Adams's weird rugby masochism.
My favorite part of the KD video ^^ is when he's reflecting on Thunder U and name-drops Jeff Green and Kevin Ollie.
@Tvaddic take top 2 from each division and seed 1 to 16. 4 wild cards. OR, 3 wild cards & Simmons's "Exciting as Hell" tournament. . . . sorry, I've thought about this a lot.
@Tvaddic really wish the NBA would do away with east/west--make it a league of 6 divisions, I say.