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I like basketball, and I'm psyched to watch Kevin Love and LeBron play together all of the time.
Also, I can't wait to watch Russ dunk on both of them at the same time.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Thursday Bolts – 8.7.14
@ThunderChick2010 @Turf is always Greener @OohWeeItsVelvetHoop Zombie Sixers--with sweet zombie-themed uniforms--would probably draw way more people than any other name they draw from the hat.
Go Zombie Sixers!
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 8.6.14
@OohWeeItsVelvetHoop Nenad Krstic's sweet jump shot. Almost became a Boston fan in 2011, in fact.
@L0rv Well, at least we'll be free of Perk's 20 minutes a game when he's traded mid-season.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Tuesday Bolts – 8.5.14
@Grolgar I love this. Thank you.
3 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 8.5.14
Can you guys believe that all of these people want Kevin Durant on their basketball team? Jeez Louise.
@Julius F Wrek @L0rv Thabo's best years were with a 2 on his back.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Captain KD
Do you guys remember that time during our first playoff series, during a game at LA, when Russ tried to dunk on the entire LAL front-court from the free throw line?
I'm ready for basketball.
@C-Wil There will be another new one in 1 year.
to be clear: i like Brian and Grant because they sound like my friends watching the game if we were all less cool and old.
I don't need high-quality commentating. I just need people with irrational love for Thunder basketball.
I just now saw that Grant Long won't be experiencing this upcoming season along with us, and that makes me sad.
I liked the dude. And I liked how he slipped into old-player mode without warning or intention.
PUT IT ON HIS HEAD, y'all.
Put it on his head.
1 month ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Captain KD
@OSBCI used to live right behind the OSBC in Norman, and I ate way too many bagels & chewy, face-sized cookies. You jerks made me fat.
1 month ago on Tuesday Bolts – 7.22.14
Can we send Washington the rights to the 1979 NBA Title in exchange for Coach Adkins?
Let's trade for KD's old coach.
I've been sticking at 50/50 but only because I'm into denial.
Luckily, when he's not traded, I'll talk myself into having Perk for the postseason.
1 month ago on The very important golden patch controversy
If you were to set a likelihood (% wise) that Perk would be traded before the deadline...
Give me numbers. What do you think?
Kobe's a chump.
Win a title and then we'll talk...!!
1 month ago on Monday Bolts – 7.21.14
@TheresABabyFaceUnderMyBeard START REGGIE AT THE TWO PLEASE.
1 month, 1 week ago on Friday Bolts – 7.18.14
@UnfortunatelyOptimistic I'd be happy with Blake's return in 5 years. Even though I hate his guts.
Except still: Boomer Sooner!...I hate that Blake makes me feel so conflicted.
@MatheusCoxa We'll beat those puds no matter and forever.
@claeys I know that the 76ers' & Celtics' gold bands will really increase their formidability. ;)
Thabo + Krstic will always equal that collective hope that our first-year and second-year squads represented. The team got so much better when they came to OKC.
Thabo's defense on Kobe in that first playoff series was possibly the most important factor in our being competitive.
Also, didn't Serge swat like 18 basketballs in one of those games? Seemed like it.
4 Divisions of 8.
Home / Home with 24 teams = 48 Games
Your Division = 5 games except 1 team that you play 4 times = 34 games.
82 games total.
1 month, 1 week ago on Meet Anthony Morrow
@KC_Thunder @L0rv Plus an NBA arena mostly unused for a decade +, right?
@PNT @D@nny @KC_Thunder
I'm a KC fan that was born in 1988.
I have not seen very much success.
Have I even seen the Chiefs win a playoff game? I do not recall if so.
*Edit - I was 5 when KC made the AFC Championship game.
Regardless, I feel like abandoning conferences will help address the TANKING problem. Teams only have to be a top team in their division to be purposeful.
Plus it values regional rivalries like in MLB/NFL.
@King of Carrot Flowers the third Hope we draw New Orleans.
I want to bump @L0rv 's comment about restructuring the NBA.
I want 6 divisions of 5.
Top 2 teams from each make the playoffs. 3 Wildcards. Bill Simmons's EXCITING AS HELL tournament for the 16th spot.
East / West makes zero sense.
@KC_Thunder Go Royals! Go Chiefs!
Have you guys noticed that TACO BELL is literally ALWAYS trending on Twitter in OKC?
Its this promotional, or are we just fat?
@Max Hash Faction @D@nny I like the Pistons, maybe.
@MrRaysian Lamb, PJ3, Second Rounders. Seems like we could get something, right?
WHAT IF PERK'S EXPIRING GETS INTO THE MIX OMG ! ?
@Max Hash Faction @D@nny
I want Augustine or Heinrich. OR, AFTER HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN, THIS SEASON, TO HIS PREVIOUS FORM: ERIC MAYNOR!!!
@PNT McGary might be getting minutes before Perry Jones. If Nick gets to play still, I don't see Perry Jones getting time. :(
We still have Serge and KD and Russ.
IMO, if we were going to add 1 more piece, I would prefer it to be a solid bench PG . Then we could slide Reggie into a starting-guard role. And then everybody could just run at the rim a lot. And then we'd win the title. And then we'd all party for a whole week straight.
I'll be the one holding the really long beer bong off of the bridge and down to the canal-side walkway.
@King of Carrot Flowers the third would love to have Augustine and then start Reggie at SG.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on What the Thunder are adding in Anthony Morrow
At least Manu is sad wherever he is.
I want Royal Ivey.
After the decision, why the fu** would LeBron let Cleveland fans hold out hope for his return?
UNLESS HE RETURNED!! ??
But he won't -- which means LeBron is a really big jerk. A HUGE JERK.
Unless he comes to OKC and then I LOVE HIM FOREVER AND HE'S NICE AND AWESOME.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 7.10.14
Why won't Lamb just be awesome already??
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Summer Thoughts: Pacers 94, Thunder 71
I just want Jeremy Lamb to wake up one day and decide that he's awesome at basketball and that he's going to play awesome a lot more often. Is that so hard???
I want Ariza.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Summer Thoughts: Grizzlies 84, Thunder 63
All I want is Royal back on the team and it's a successful FA period.
Or if Maynor somehow came back and played well....oh boy, i'd lose it.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Tuesday Bolts – 7.1.14
I don't get mad when we lose if the team deserved to lose.
Something's wrong with our team, bless them. They should be better.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 6 Pregame Primer
Let's just start Reggie forever.
@slapdoghoops They'll respond by turning over like a bunch of chumps.
3 months ago on Wednesday Bolts – 5.28.14
@Tvaddic I feel like trolling so much today. I blame the SA fan in front of me last night; he was a real douc*ebag.
I want to post that ^^ on every Spurs forum. Also, that goofy car commercial with Tiago.
@Tvaddic spurs were clipperin out there last night.
@mattchant They know that OKC got blown out twice in San Antonio.
@Perk-Punt surprisingly long arms.
Also, I generally feel good about ankle-rolls when the dude comes back into the game. That sh** can stay with you for longer than you'd expect though. Hope he isn't in too much discomfort going forward.
3 months ago on Westbrook and the Thunder get even, 105-92
When Spurs fans sit in front of me, I turn up the obnoxiousness by, like, 200%.
And last night I was very, very obnoxious. Luckily the team gave me a lot to WHOOoOOoOoOO about.