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@FunakiEjectsAnother [#GiveSinglerWaitersMins] OKC ! OKC! *fabricated crowd noise*
20 hours, 55 minutes ago on Monday Bolts – 3.30.15
So, we can offer KD in July? And we can offer him 4 additional years, to begin with the 16/17 season?
Ditto with Russ? Or does he have 2 seasons left?
1 day, 23 hours ago on Thunder Kant win in Utah as the Jazz close out, 94-89
@RudiLuczyn I still think we're going to win it all because the OKC Thunder are the best.
@Pillendreher (Lamb sacrificed for Waiters faction) I think Morrow has just spoiled us on what acceptable release-speed really means. That guy is insane.
It's like he's Roberson, but with worse defense & without the 1 or 2 cool transition buckets that Roberson gets each game.
Distressed that we can't get Singler consistently involved. I like him on the court. He feels involved. Gets a few rebounds. Moves the ball around nicely. Present on defense.
But, if he plays 20+ minutes, I wish he were getting 6-8 points, or something. Last night, he had 3 shots & 0 points. I feel like he should be able to find himself open for several 14-footers a game.
@Triple5 Yeah. Kanter & Krstic help me remember how decent Perk is at defense. But I would still rather have 2015 Kanter over 2015 Perk.
1 week, 1 day ago on Down To Dunk: That’s enough
@mattchant Or MAYBE they all die in Harden's SUV one night when they're all mobbin deep. That trade saved all of their lives, bruh.
Maybes Maybes Maybes. Get over it. If we don't rescind the Chandler trade, we might not have even drafted high enough to get Harden.
1 week, 3 days ago on Friday Bolts – 3.20.15
@DoctorNasty @GOATBROOK straight up MJ rejoining the Toon Squad.
@mattchant @Navidson Yeah, but less than he loves being correct.
I WILL say this: the NBA season needs to be reduced to about 74 games.
@Webster81 Congratulations, smart guy.
@DoctorNasty Goonies never say die.
Basketball is fun. I will yell for 30 minutes of Jeremy Lamb if I have to. Y'all tankers have no pride.
@DCTransplant y'all have no pride. Rather lose the first round in a sweep than let Russ lose that limelight.
Hope you guys aren't at the game tonight. Don't need your whack-energy.
@Lost Ones(#blackpride) Should go the way of Uncle Drew & show players with their grandfathers, who are also still really good at basketball.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Steven Adams on trash talking
"Dude, I know that Cliff Paul is real! They showed him sitting in the stands during a Clippers game!" - one of my students.
I wish Steve & CP3 really were best friends. That'd be fun.
I also wish Steve had a twin brother that worked in Cliff Paul's office.
Which NBA player would be the best soccer-player if he had grown up in Germany, or whatever?
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Down To Dunk: Westbrook’s MVP chances?
I'm naming all of my children Dion.
@FunakiEjectsAnother [#GiveSinglerWaitersMins] @DanielLawler Wouldn't have it any other way. Royce! Our fearless leader!
@SexyWatt @Dion Sucks at Basketball *Formerly Tvaddic* Maybe he'll just send Dion there next year.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Week in Review: Russell requires more adjectives
@L0rv you're out of the playoffs.
I used to say that Russ was putting up LeBron #s, but now he's even surpassed that.
Russell Westbrook is totally cool beans.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Westbrook named February Player of the Month
What dates do we expect KD, Russ, and Funaki back??
4 weeks ago on Monday Bolts – 3.2.15
@b1walker Thought Russ did a decent job getting back into things after the crappy start. What was his shooting % after the first quarter?
1 month ago on Friday Bolts – 2.27.15
Kanter was embarrassingly bad on D a few times last night.
@King of Carrot Flowers the KA KAW Tried it out. I couldn't see them winning either. Checks out.
1 month ago on ‘Son of the Congo’ trailer
@Old Man Game a Thunder fan? Woulda told him to get out of the building.
1 month ago on Thunder vs Pacers: Pregame Primer
@Fishfor3 Looked earlier. Everybody with more rebounds than Russ is like 6'9+. Except for Kidd-Gilchrist and 'Mello.
1 month ago on Week in Review: Russell goes nuclear
Has anybody ever tried to buy expensive Thunder tickets at the last minute online (stubhub, etc.)?
Can you ever grab good deals from people just desperate to sell before tip-off?
1 month ago on Monday Bolts – 2.23.15
@TempBoy Brandon That's why I think Waiters is most effective as starter or not at all. Prefer Augustin with Singler + Morrow.
@Mitch4OKCMayor My best guess is that he racks up DNPs in the playoffs. And even then, he'll be 3rd C and won't get but a few minutes if Kanter & Adams are healthy.
@Told you it Was Russ' Team Now *Tvaddic* It's his only job. He literally wrote the book on basketball.
Russ = 2nd in POINTS, 5th in ASSISTS, 2nd in STEALS, and leads all guards in REBOUNDING.
Everybody with more boards is, like, 6'9+ (except for Kidd-Gilchrist & Carmello).
@Tears of Joy *formerly Tvaddic* Green has never been more relevant than he was in a Thunder uniform.
1 month ago on Kevin Durant has foot procedure; re-evaluated in a week
@KindaScottish It's been like 7 months, dude.
1 month ago on Long live the Yung Hawg
Anybody remember the Midfirst Sign Contest? I saw that ^^ on a sign during a Denver game at the 'Peake. There was a pipe too. The Jumbotron-people cut to another sign very quickly.
@FunakiEjectsAnother [#PissOffWaiters] By that definition, I feel like Robes is the new Perkins.
SMOKE THE NUGS.
@FunakiEjectsAnother [#PissOffWaiters] I just like Waiters better there than the 2nd-team, where I feel his black-hole potential is more threatening. I like Singler/Morrow playing with Augustin. Are we just going to cut Waiters's minutes completely? I don't buy that, for some reason.
I wish Lamb was capable of starting. Robes just reminds me of Thabo so much. I loved Thabo, but I already fell for that trap once.
@FunakiEjectsAnother [#PissOffWaiters] Would like to give Waiters a chance to play w/ the first team and see if he'll play within himself if his shots are taking away from KD/Russ's shots. Maybe it can gel. I think he can play a little defense.
We just need a dude to make lay-ups and hit mid-rangers. He's good at that. Roberson is not good at that.
@holymosesmalone Gotta state the positive business platform. I'm sure he has his own reservations.
@d21 (That's wassup) Grant Long sighting!
Remember when our 2nd team used to add to OKC's leads? Excited that that potential is back.
@Lost Ones @Tears of Joy *formerly Tvaddic* And Thabeet too!
@FunakiEjectsAnother [#PissOffWaiters] Suppose I agree to an extent. If Adams starts, I think you need to start Waiters or Lamb or Morrow--at least one other person that can score, anyway.