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2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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Trade Ponderis for TarVar so we can have a SB winning QB on our team again.

8 months, 4 weeks ago on Percy Harvin is a World Mutha F*ckin' Champ

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Waldo was by far the best cheerleader costume. Maybe it's the hat... maybe it's the socks.. maybe it's the shorts.. maybe she's just the best looking cheerleader? I also think Sharrif looks like Shrek if you got rid of the sharp teeth.

12 months ago on Photoshopped Minnesota Vikings Players are Terrifying

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#losetonForWinston

1 year, 1 month ago on Reviewing the Vikings 2013 53-Man Roster

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Void for Boyd. Cancel for Manziel? Nothing is as easy as suck for luck..

1 year, 2 months ago on Reputable News Source Ranks Ponder 4th Best NFL QB

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Any time I see Chris Johnson's name I think of the day that he rushed for 27 feet.

1 year, 2 months ago on PJD's Preseason Game 3 Recap: Thinking Up All the Excuses

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@PJD well it's because he's small.. of course you'd assume that.  He has no choice but to stare at dudes balls in the shower because it just lines up perfectly

1 year, 4 months ago on Vikings Kicker Blair Walsh Likes Holding Balls

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Pretty sure that's Jeff Locke, no?

1 year, 4 months ago on Vikings Kicker Blair Walsh Likes Holding Balls

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@PJD unfortunately I was one of those four people, so it was my only option for a football game besides Blitz or something stupid like that.. 2k5 was fantastic.  nfl games went backwards once madden got exclusive rights

1 year, 4 months ago on We've Been Duped! Adrian Peterson on Next Gen Madden Cover

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Moss was on 2k, 2k1, and 2k2.  I loved those games... Bomb to Moss, and John Randle sacks ALL DAY.

1 year, 4 months ago on We've Been Duped! Adrian Peterson on Next Gen Madden Cover

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@CollegeWolf That was actually one of my fantasy team names last year

1 year, 5 months ago on You Can Buy This Vikings Short Bus This Weekend

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THE MAGIC SKOL BUS!!!!!!

1 year, 5 months ago on You Can Buy This Vikings Short Bus This Weekend

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is that a purple or black facemask?

1 year, 6 months ago on New 2013 Minnesota Vikings Uniforms Leaked

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 @PJD  @CollegeWolf  I looked up greg jennings highlights on youtube friday.. naturally... i think it was about an 8 minute video.. and there were only about 3 "deep" balls thrown to him.  Everything else I saw I was pretty sure Ponder could throw.  It looks like Jennings' game is all 5-15 yard passes.

 

That highlight video also made Rodgers kind of look like crap.  He would just throw balls to defenders and somehow Jennings would catch it

1 year, 7 months ago on Oh Hellz Yeah: Greg Jennings Signs With Vikings

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Did you realize you sort of called this in your game 16 recap??

 

"OK, so not playing Jarius Wright all season was maybe a bad idea. But what now about Percy Harvin? Do we give him the contract? Franchise him and trade him? Is he worth more trouble than anything? WHAT A CONUNDRUM! If it were me, I still give him the money. Or maybe let him walk and sign Greg Jennings in the offseason?"

1 year, 7 months ago on Oh Hellz Yeah: Greg Jennings Signs With Vikings

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 @PJD i wish it was just a hangover. this was a real flu. hangovers are easy to fix... not this lol

1 year, 10 months ago on Chad Greenway Wants Fans "Super Duper Drunk" Sunday

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I've had the flu the last couple days so this was hard to read. But when we go to games my brother smuggles in a fifth of whiskey.. That gets the job done.

1 year, 10 months ago on Chad Greenway Wants Fans "Super Duper Drunk" Sunday

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 @PJD  @CollegeWolf hahahaha my dad and I always called him "davenpoop"

1 year, 11 months ago on Vikings & Packers Highlights Lead us Down the YouTube Rabbit Hole

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 @CollegeWolf  @PJD looks like i was wrong... Morten Anderson slipped for the Vikings.. not Longwell on the Packers. Oh well. This was fun to read just to see all the names of players who have disappeared since this game: http://news.minnesota.publicradio.org/features/2005/01/09_ap_vikespackers/ 

1 year, 11 months ago on Vikings & Packers Highlights Lead us Down the YouTube Rabbit Hole

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That payoff game was so sweet... Favre threw like 4 or 5 ints. Napoleon Harris had one.. Probably Fred Smoot. Culpepper ran through a linebacker. Longwell was on the packers and slipped and fell in the mud to miss a kick. Oh... And Randy Moss started the straight cash homie craze

1 year, 11 months ago on Vikings & Packers Highlights Lead us Down the YouTube Rabbit Hole

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  @PJD  Did you just like my comment to remind me of how I'm now wrong? haha

1 year, 11 months ago on 2012 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Jarius Wright | May

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I find it very appropriate that some smooth jazz just came on my Slacker radio station right after reading that last line

2 years, 1 month ago on Aaron Rodgers Erotic Fan Fiction? Aaron Rodgers Erotic Fan Fiction.

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 @PJD lol this guy wears the same number as that guy. I remember he was on the Bucks and any time he'd get a basket they'd play flava flav on the loud speaker "YEEEEEAAAA BOOOY!!"... but fuck that guy.

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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 @PJD  some wr named boykin keeps showing up on my screen, but i have a feeling he's not making the team

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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 @PJD  anything that's not a RB

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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 @CollegeWolf aromashadu is actually having a good game

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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I'm glad we soon don't have to see all these people we don't know play.  I thought I just saw Shiancoe blocking for Greg Lewis on a punt return.

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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 @CollegeWolf I have it on... i guess. It's streaming on one computer while I'm working on another computer. Peckers/Chiefs are on my TV since I live in WI.

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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AUDIE COLE ON THE TACKLE!! START HIM!!

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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woot! lets... do this? go backups!

2 years, 2 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Texans Cook Off | August

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 @PJD you have 451. No Rudolph... then we get more Rhett Bomar! or whatever our new Kleinsasser's real name is

2 years, 2 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game Three Preview: Dressing for the Ball | August

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I see next to you guys' names that you have points. I don't know what that means, and I am commenting just to see how many points I have.  I'm excited for more Josh Robinson play.. and I want to see Ponder lead at least two touchdown scoring drives. Is k-rudy playing?

2 years, 2 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game Three Preview: Dressing for the Ball | August

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oooo i have some fun ones.

 

two horrendous yellow jerseys - culpepper and moss

#4 Kluwe - my most expensive jersey because I had to custom order it.. then he switched back to fucking #5

Koren Robinson and Burleson are the ones i'm least proud of. Same number too.

 

Somewhere in the collection are some decent ones... carter, purple moss, AP, sharper, jared, warren moon, tarkenton

 

Do non-vikes jerseys count? for some reason I have a jags mark brunell, and a dallas deion sanders jersey. and moss on the raiders

 

I'm pretty sure Diggz has an Erin Henderson jersey...

2 years, 2 months ago on Purple People Apparel: Vikings Fans and Their Jerseys | August

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for a watch party I would expect a lot of scotch and shirts being optional

2 years, 2 months ago on PJD's Preseason Game Two Recap: Get Aboard the Cole Train | August

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I just sat and stared at Jamarca's loop for about five minutes. I still don't like him for that.

2 years, 2 months ago on Purple Jesus Comes Forth From His Tomb, NOBODY TOUCH HIM!! | August

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The main flaw with his design is that Chris Kluwe is #5 and he is definitely NOT black.  Also, I made the mistake of owning two of those hideous gold jerseys.  Culpepper and Moss.

2 years, 3 months ago on Purple People Apparel: How NOT to Change the Uniform | July

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 @CollegeWolf lol really? Basically saying "Well, Harvin and Moss were friends two years ago. It has something to do with that, probably, maybe, I think."

2 years, 4 months ago on Rule Number One of Minnesota Vikings - Don't Piss Off Percy Harvin | June

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Percy's on the bath salts.  He'll be eating faces in the afternoon practice.  Loadholt will probably join him

2 years, 4 months ago on Rule Number One of Minnesota Vikings - Don't Piss Off Percy Harvin | June

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 @the4norsemen "I don't know what triggered this thought" .... I figured it out. the word "Races" is in the title

2 years, 5 months ago on Purple Jesus Races Percy Harvin Up a Hill. Yes, This is News. | June

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@the4norsemen haha I thought that once we drafted Kalil and Smith. We MUST have the most starting white players in the league. Do Walsh and Kluwe count? Long snapper?

2 years, 5 months ago on Purple Jesus Races Percy Harvin Up a Hill. Yes, This is News. | June

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Walsh the line?

2 years, 5 months ago on QUICK HITS: 2012 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off on Blair Walsh | May

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I bet they meant to take Childs, so they took Wright. They then realized they took the wrong Arkansas receiver, and that's why we now have both.

2 years, 5 months ago on 2012 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Jarius Wright | May

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if you squint your eyes, it's moss in a blurry 85 jersey.

 

"YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAY-THING!!!" - Woody from Toy Story... that would be the opposing CB's.. Childs' play-things

 

SHIT "CHILDS" IS ALMOST LIKE "CHILDRESS". fuck this guy.

2 years, 5 months ago on 2012 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Greg Childs | May

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Is that the Stevie Wonder look-alike (next to Skolt) that carted AP off the field??  http://cdn.lastangryfan.com/wp-content/uploads/steviewonder.jpg?adb689 

2 years, 6 months ago on I Don't Know, Something, Something, Stadium Issue, Etc. | April

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There is hope!!!

2 years, 8 months ago on Important Christian Ponder News | February

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I'm not fat, but I am an alcoholic. You're 1 for 2! Better than mcnabb

2 years, 9 months ago on Warcraft Wednesdays: Cooking with Kluwe | January

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The afro games were two of my all time favorites

2 years, 9 months ago on Much A-Poo About Nothing: Randy Moss | January

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@Hammy1724 thank you! I appreciate the effort, and i'm drunk enough to say I love you. Tomorrow night is new years, so I'll be wasted tomorrow. Who knows what I'll say when I get home then

2 years, 10 months ago on John Sullivan - Better Than you Thought | December

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