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Please draft Blake Bortles so we can have posts with pictures of of his Girlfriend.
1 month, 1 week ago on What Does Mike Zimmer's Press Conference Word Cloud Tell Us?
2 months ago on Oh Look, People Are Asking "Is Aaron Rodgers Gay?" Again
Patterson is unbelievable. I like all of our 1st round draft picks this year! Hope to see Simpson around next year, he moved the chains well at times this year. I guess it was time to see Leslie go, but only if these coordinators get fired too...
2 months ago on PJD's Game 16 Recap: Ending With a Resounding Fart Noise
If Cordarrelle Patterson is on the field, it is a guarantee I am at a half-chub.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game 14 Recap: The Last Metrodome Win?
Rhodes and Cole looked amazing! Win(bad) or lose(good), it's fun to see young players like these fuck shit up
3 months ago on PJD's Game 12 Recap: A Microcosm of Ineptitude
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Percy Harvin to Face Old Team This Weekend
@Danny Yang ok...
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Percy Harvin to Face Old Team This Weekend
Forget Harvin, I miss Bernard Berritiyn
Christian Ponder SHOULD NOT play Shirtless. we are trying to lose this game!!!
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 9 Preview: R-Words vs. V-Words
AMERICA TEAM SHOULD NO CHEAT, VIKING DESERVE WIN
4 months ago on Of Course the Vikings Lost, Tony Romo Cheated!
Maybe he'll have the brains to play games with no shirt on. Superbowl bound!
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Don't Worry, We Have Shirtless Pictures of Josh Freeman
Who would you like starting more, Freeman or Cassel? I didn't include Ponder because he's a sack of llama shit. But in that case, I shouldn't include any Viking quarterback. Regardless, I am genuinely interested in hearing some opinions on Cassel vs. Freeman.
4 months, 4 weeks ago on [UPDATE] Is Josh Freeman a Viking Yet? Yes!
Looking forward to the Camarillo Taco Stand!
5 months ago on Are These the New Vikings Stadium Concession Stands?
@David Fenlason I can do some math for you if you're not fond of the matter.
Ponder: 2 Turnovers per game (6 already on the year),
Ponder TD Passes over a three game span: 2
Cassel TD Passes over a one game span: 2
Ponder record: 0-3
Please don't try to make a case for Ponder
5 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game 4 Recap: Can't Knock the Cassel
I had a wet dream about this once.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Ndamukong Suh Receives Even Newer Fine for Illegal Hit
@halweg9000 He might even throw better blind.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Review the Minnesota Vikings with Google Auto Complete
All I can say is "Oh shit, I'd rather have an offense full of chimpanzees" and "Oh shit, our defense is already making me hard"
6 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Preseason Game 2 Recap: The Exotic City of Buffalo
Screw Ponder and his damn shirts.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game One Preview: Where You Realize How Much You Missed Football
"Me and Matt Cassel just fucked you up, dog" New team slogan?
7 months ago on Matt Cassel Brings Discernible Talents to the Vikings
That reminds me, I really ought to kill myself.
7 months, 1 week ago on Some Jerk Actually Owns this Vikings Shirt