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If those field goal drives reached an extra dozen yards each, we win by one. Including the defensive mistakes and Teddy's first game ever. Like you said, they didn't look bad.

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2014-articles/pjds-week-3-recap-we-learned-some-things.html

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Not picking a Quarterback that sucks the least but rather a Quarterback that is more talented is a new and exciting feeling for me (hides chub)

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/

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I can see it already...

7 months, 1 week ago on Teddy Bridgewater's Poor Pro Day Makes Him Perfect Fit for Vikings

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"Pairing with Bridgewater will assure Vikings fans that Patterson's immense talent will largely go to waste, much as it did with other great receivers who have filtered through the state." hahahahahah

7 months, 2 weeks ago on Teddy Bridgewater's Poor Pro Day Makes Him Perfect Fit for Vikings

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Please draft Blake Bortles so we can have posts with pictures of of his Girlfriend.

9 months, 1 week ago on What Does Mike Zimmer's Press Conference Word Cloud Tell Us?

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

10 months ago on Oh Look, People Are Asking "Is Aaron Rodgers Gay?" Again

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Patterson is unbelievable. I like all of our 1st round draft picks this year! Hope to see Simpson around next year, he moved the chains well at times this year. I guess it was time to see Leslie go, but only if these coordinators get fired too...

10 months ago on PJD's Game 16 Recap: Ending With a Resounding Fart Noise

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If Cordarrelle Patterson is on the field, it is a guarantee I am at a half-chub.

10 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game 14 Recap: The Last Metrodome Win?

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Rhodes and Cole looked amazing! Win(bad) or lose(good), it's fun to see young players like these fuck shit up

11 months ago on PJD's Game 12 Recap: A Microcosm of Ineptitude

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@PJD lul

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Percy Harvin to Face Old Team This Weekend

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@Danny Yang ok...

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Percy Harvin to Face Old Team This Weekend

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Forget Harvin, I miss Bernard Berritiyn

11 months, 3 weeks ago on Percy Harvin to Face Old Team This Weekend

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Christian Ponder SHOULD NOT play Shirtless. we are trying to lose this game!!!

11 months, 4 weeks ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 9 Preview: R-Words vs. V-Words

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AMERICA TEAM SHOULD NO CHEAT, VIKING DESERVE WIN

12 months ago on Of Course the Vikings Lost, Tony Romo Cheated!

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Maybe he'll have the brains to play games with no shirt on. Superbowl bound!

1 year ago on Don't Worry, We Have Shirtless Pictures of Josh Freeman

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Who would you like starting more, Freeman or Cassel? I didn't include Ponder because he's a sack of llama shit. But in that case, I shouldn't include any Viking quarterback. Regardless, I am genuinely interested in hearing some opinions on Cassel vs. Freeman.

1 year ago on [UPDATE] Is Josh Freeman a Viking Yet? Yes!

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Looking forward to the Camarillo Taco Stand!

1 year ago on Are These the New Vikings Stadium Concession Stands?

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@David Fenlason I can do some math for you if you're not fond of the matter.

 Ponder: 2 Turnovers per game (6 already on the year),

 Cassel: 0.

 Ponder TD Passes over a three game span: 2

 Cassel TD Passes over a one game span: 2

Ponder record: 0-3

Cassel: UNDEFEATED

Please don't try to make a case for Ponder

1 year, 1 month ago on PJD's Game 4 Recap: Can't Knock the Cassel

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I had a wet dream about this once.

1 year, 1 month ago on Ndamukong Suh Receives Even Newer Fine for Illegal Hit

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@halweg9000 He might even throw better blind.

1 year, 1 month ago on Review the Minnesota Vikings with Google Auto Complete

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All I can say is "Oh shit, I'd rather have an offense full of chimpanzees" and "Oh shit, our defense is already making me hard"

1 year, 2 months ago on PJD's Preseason Game 2 Recap: The Exotic City of Buffalo

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"Me and Matt Cassel just fucked you up, dog" New team slogan?

1 year, 2 months ago on Matt Cassel Brings Discernible Talents to the Vikings

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That reminds me, I really ought to kill myself.

1 year, 3 months ago on Some Jerk Actually Owns this Vikings Shirt

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Classic Toby, so young, so white.

1 year, 3 months ago on Training Camp Access Day 1

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Why is he wearing a tux? Or clothes on his chest at all?

1 year, 3 months ago on Samantha Ponder Gets Perfectly Snarky on the ESPYs

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As long as Jennings and Cavallari's shirts come off

1 year, 3 months ago on Will Bears and Vikings Players Face Off on The League?

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Are they trying to lose money?

1 year, 3 months ago on 2013 Vikings Cheerleaders Swimsuit Calendar Suspiciously Absent of Shirtless Men

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LOL at the "Matthew Stafford is fat" tag

1 year, 3 months ago on The Ghosts of Rookie Contracts Haunts the Lions

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When time travel is invented, our trip will star here(after the birth of Purple Jesus of course).

1 year, 5 months ago on Look at This Picture of Cris Carter and Randy Moss

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Breaking News from Vikings HQ: The linebacker position will be solved by placing Purple Jesus himself at the position. Problem solved.

1 year, 6 months ago on NFL Draft 2013 Open Thread: Hot Prime Time Day One Action!

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 @the4norsemen Although, I'd like to think Calvin Kleinsausage is somewhere in the organization. Teaching his Kleinsausage ways to future TE's

1 year, 7 months ago on A Challenger Appears: Kyle Rudolph's Ice Auger Celebration Has Potential

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 @the4norsemen That's the center John Sullivan

1 year, 7 months ago on A Challenger Appears: Kyle Rudolph's Ice Auger Celebration Has Potential

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I'm all for rebuilding Greg Childs.

1 year, 8 months ago on Vikings Cut Michael Jenkins Because Why Throw?

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At least if we played like piss, the uniforms could be blamed

1 year, 8 months ago on More Minnesota Vikings Rebranding of Logos and Uniforms

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"Bryant McKinnie ended up with [a] Super Bowl ring" *shivers*

1 year, 8 months ago on 2012 NFL MVP Adrian Peterson is Winning the Super Bowl Next Year

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Percy, Peterson, and  Ponder into playoffs.... *shudders at a "what-if" scenario* ohhhh welllll

1 year, 9 months ago on Your 2012 Minnesota Vikings Mushroom Stampies - An Awards Thingy

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Well thank god the Packers lost(FUCK YOU CUM GUZZLERS) and really if anyone but the god-damn Patriots win I'd be happy. Fucking Patriots seems like they've been good since the stone age, LOSE. Also, there are some hilarious Spiderman memes and I am optimistic for the meme rotation. The pro-bowl will be the last time we watch Viking players until Fall, and I hope Adrian goes try-hard despite everyone's lazy efforts. Happy Off-season!

1 year, 9 months ago on Friday Freakfest: Blair Walsh Brings a Friend to Hawaii

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OMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOM

1 year, 10 months ago on Game Thread: Packers vs. Vikings is All That Matters

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Worst part is, even when we beat this cocksuckers we most likely will be taking a trip to Lambeau next week to play them again... hopefully we can paralyze Rodgers or use enough "funey biznus" on his butthole to scare him from having another trillion point game. An interesting take on that SEA-GB game awhile back. It was hilarious to see the refs screw the Packers over all those weeks ago, but imagine if they won that game like they probably should have- then they would have the #2 seed locked(I'm 99% sure) and wouldn't have as much to play for... so that kinda bit us in the butt? Or didn't it?

1 year, 10 months ago on Packers vs. Vikings: PJD's Masturbatory "For All the Marbles" Game Preview

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omgomgogmogmogmgomgomgomgomgomgmgmogmgogmoggmgogogm AP you owe me a fresh pair of pants. Two, actually

1 year, 10 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Rams Starts our Playoffs in Week 15

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"I respect you as a man and a football play....""FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

1 year, 10 months ago on Caption Contest: Jay Cutler Meets the Vikings' Ragnar

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Maybe she can play quarterback for our shitty team?

1 year, 11 months ago on Christian Ponder Engaged to Samantha Steele? Goodbye Vikings Wins

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