The Dude Abides
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@PagansOedipalComplex @DBrim Didn't he rob Dombrowski too?
5 days, 18 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 Prospects: No. 100-76
@Casey the DeliMan @The Dude Abides @Mike Petriello I had been sniffing out their hiding places all day while staying between 70-75. Then on that long straight stretch, I gunned it a little to pass a truck quickly, and boom. Was my first ticket in the last 17 years.
6 days, 16 hours ago on Dodgers Sign Erik Bedard, Who Used To Be A Guy
@Mike Petriello @Casey the DeliMan One thing about the 101 from San Jose to Santa Barbara -- the CHP is always present and hiding. You do anything above 75 and you'll probably get nailed for speeding. Even 75 is pushing it a little bit. On the stretch next to the ocean between Refugio and Goleta, I once got nailed doing 80 by a guy who was sitting 100 feet off the highway in a grove of oak trees. I had no chance.
@VietnamPadre Yup...could be our third baseman of the future.
1 week, 4 days ago on A.J. Ellis Gets A Raise
I'm looking forward to our signing of Moncada, then following him as he tears through three levels of the minors next season while Seager tears through two and Barnes lights up AAA, then watching the three rookies start in the infield for the defending WS champions in 2016 :)
The last guy's question regarding Haren, while phrased awkwardly, wasn't all that far off. The way I would have done it was have him go through the order once in Game 4, pitching two or three innings. He remains the announced starter. Then bring in Kershaw to pitch into the 8th, then Kenley for the 9th (or maybe to get the final out of the 8th before he pitches the 9th). Haren was a more reliable two or three inning option at the time than our non-Kenley relievers.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Mailbag #17: Billingsley, Right-Handed Power, Third Base, Mattingly As Furniture
@capnsparrow @Disgruntled Goat My simple explanation is that the front office guys told Ned they'd let him sign one guy this off-season.
3 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: SP/RP Kevin Correia
@Casey the DeliMan @Dustin Nosler Minimum $25 million, which would be nearly doubled by the signing penalty. Probably closer to $35m x 2.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: RP Chris Perez
@Whose on First "How many times do I have to tell you morons? It was my dog that placed that order of weed." - Chris Perez
3 weeks, 3 days ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: RP Chris Perez
@Dustin Nosler Love the one LA Times comment about signing Tsao - "What, they're letting Colletti do deals again?"
4 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: OF Joc Pederson
@Catfishin @DKD ROFL
@PagansOedipalComplex @The Dude Abides Definitely sign Moncada. It would be amazing to have three rookies start in the team's 2016 infield on opening day as defending WS champions. (I highly doubt they'll start three rookies)
1 month ago on Mailbag #16: EA and Ethier trade value, Kendrick extension, Grandal starter
I'm impressed with the Q&A in this DustBag. Regarding our future 2B situation, I wonder what would happen if Barnes went .300/.400/.500 in AAA next season. My guess is he and Sweeney will share time at 2B, while he doubles as the backup catcher. If he shows that he's a better than average defender at 2B and continues to hit in AAA like he hit at AA in 2014, he might make the decision to re-sign Howie a difficult one.
@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim Don't you have a patch of non-native vegetation to clear?
1 month ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland
@0ptimus @TheConman @DodgerBytes @Dustin Nosler That was a well-timed deply
@Purple Drank @The Dude Abides @Mike Petriello The holiday beverage was not purple
@Mike Petriello I just finished a spinach feta wrap with a holiday beverage.
@Dustin Nosler @Disgruntled Goat I'll give you a pity fap
@Dustin Nosler Mike wins
@TheConman Once more into the breach
@Math Space Cat So it ended up being a Moderately Excited Kitten With Towel
@ABSmileBunch @Disgruntled Goat Save those questions for the Dust bag
@Hoze Except that CC will definitely be on the bench vs most lefties, and Grandal will probably not start either.
1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: OF Mike Baxter
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff @KMT59 @The Dude Abides @Diane. I heart Matt Kemp like you love yo moms Ima guess Blister in the Sun
1 month ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest
@KMT59 @The Dude Abides @Diane. I heart Matt Kemp like you love yo moms They were playing on the street corner in Chicago or some other Midwestern city when one of the Pretenders (who were in town on tour) discovered them and invited them to play with the Pretenders that night during the show. This was like 30 or 35 years ago. Great way to get a career rolling.
@Diane. I heart Matt Kemp like you love yo moms The Sun Also Sets
@Diane. I heart Matt Kemp like you love yo moms The Circle Jerks were a seminal LA punk band.
Man I guess I missed all the excitement here earlier.
@ThtsaPaddlin @The Dude Abides It was a sped-up recording.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers Continue To Rework Organizational Catching Depth
@AudioOutlaw @Casey the DeliMan If Barnes plays an adequate 2B in AAA in 2015 and rakes, they might just let Howie go too.
@Still PFP ROFL
Welcome back, favorite Kemp fan :)
@DKD But it's pretty important in small samples, though. AJ butchered one of Kershaw's strikes to John Jay in the 7th inning of Game 1 and another of his strikes in the 7th inning of Game 4 to Matt Holliday. Both of those pitches would have put those two batters behind in the count if they had been called strikes. Maybe what happened next in those at-bats was contingent on neither batter being behind in the count. Then again maybe not, but I would have liked to have seen what would have happened if those pitches had been called strikes.
1 month, 1 week ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable
@MScottEiland Should be fine if the printout in front of him spells it Keekay.
1 month, 1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez
@capnsparrow Capn Sparrow stands alone
1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: OF Andre Ethier
@jWerthfan @DBrim Supposedly EA and AG were Bob E's signings...but not 100% sure.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle
@DodgerDodger @AudioOutlaw @internet baseball fan potato friend Wilson will either be on the 60-day DL on opening day or will have been DFA'd already.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
@DodgersFan @DKD Basil - come here this instant!
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Report: Dodgers trade Kemp, FedEx to Padres for Grandal, Wieland, Eflin
@KimballJones1 Kendrick is significantly better than Guerrero at the plate and in the field. McCarthy was one of the best pitchers in the AL last season after the trade.
@DodgersFan @The Dude Abides Yeah, we'll be getting more offense at those two position, barring injury. And Rollins is far more durable than Hanley at SS. But I really, really want Hamels now. It will cushion the blow of losing Mattycakes :(
Run prevention is a thing too. With these moves, we've upgraded defensively at SS, C, 2B, CF, and RF. We also used some of the Bison money to sign McCarthy, and if the Kemp trade nets us Hamels as well as Rollins, our rotation next season will be Kershaw, Greinke, Hamels, Ryu, and McCarthy.
@Table (dick) @The Dude Abides Everyone has a different idea about their own fandom.
@Dang88 Stupid things. What else is Dang thinging about?
@Table (dick) Not gonna ding someone for being upset about seeing favorites traded away. It's what being a fan is all about.
@KimballJones1 I completely understand your sentiments, but if we get Hamels and Rollins out of this, then it increases our odds of winning the WS, which trumps everything else.
@Lobo @The Dude Abides @tsneddy (change is weird) @TellMyWifeISaidHello @WildWilli Righty starters a lot more prevalent than lefties. If it's something like a 110/50 split, then Grandal gets the 110 and AJ the 50. Might as well maximize their hitting.
@tsneddy (change is weird) @TellMyWifeISaidHello @WildWilli My guess is that it will frequently be a platoon, with the exception being day games after night games.
@Steaming Pile O @Weston T @Batted Bob If you don't believe me... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHiTV3saJCw
@Steaming Pile O @Weston T @Batted Bob He didn't eat his morning dog penis yet.