The Dude Abides
Bio not provided
@BlueMarvin @Moderately Excited Towel It's a barren and rocky place where Towel's seed could find no purchase.
8 hours, 31 minutes ago on Dodgers won’t be a major player in 2015 free agency, says everybody
@Hendrixfan1145 @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @NossonJacobs STFU both of you.
1 day, 21 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator
2 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers get Juan Nicasio from Rockies as potential bullpen piece
@Omer (beercoozie) Marmoset?
2 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers get Juan Nicasio from Rockies as potential bullpen piece
@internet baseball fan potato friend Sources: Your shirt is a potato sack.
@Uncultured Bastard Except Hanley's going to play LF.
2 days, 8 hours ago on A Closer Look at Joel Peralta, Reliever You Want To Have
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @The Dude Abides You're not the boss of me
3 days, 7 hours ago on A Reason To Maybe Be Interested in Buck Britton
Schebler and Zach Lee for Grandal :)
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator Young whippersnappers
@capnsparrow @The Dude Abides Is that a serious web page? Looks like they're projecting three years into his future.
5 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers acquire Joel Peralta, Adam Liberatore for Jose Dominguez, Greg Harris
@capnsparrow And has an above average slider.
5 days, 21 hours ago on Dodgers acquire Joel Peralta, Adam Liberatore for Jose Dominguez, Greg Harris
@capnsparrow Liberatore's fastball sits 90-92, according to this article on him.
6 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed
@Diane. Ned Colletti's new position coordinator He did have a propensity for being dinger-prone in Texas, but one never knows how that would have translated to the more pitcher friendly parks in the NL West. He sure was worth keeping, being under team control and all.
1 week ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5
Mike, do you think we'll protect Tolleson from the Rule 5 Draft this year? Oh wait....
@Hikaruu @BIah @Diane. Passing through. hello friends. Goodbye Hahaha I was talking about boobs
1 week ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop
@Diane. Passing through. hello friends. Goodbye @BIah And they're fun because there are two of them :)
@LiterallyPFP @The Dude Abides @Lobo Good role for Elijah Wood, too. Just to make sure he wouldn't be typecast after LOTR.
@Lobo @LiterallyPFP Wow, that is really, really sad. Eternal Sunshine was amazing, one of my favorite movies of the past 15 years.
@Lobo @The Dude Abides @BIah The whole premise with Gravity seemed unrealistic, but I enjoyed it anyway. I'm sure it's possible that space debris presents a danger, but I would also expect satellites to orbit in the same direction, so as to avoid collisions if one of them breaks apart while still in high orbit.
@Lobo @BIah I really, really liked Gravity as well.
@Dodgers Nerd Yep...I'll take the word of NDT, Kip Thorne, and my dad. But we probably won't know for another hundred years, as a lot of Interstellar's science questions are theoretical.
@BIah Both really good, but Gravity doesn't hold up scientifically while Interstellar does.
@SkepticNinja @efb @Lobo @LiterallyPFP @DodgersFan @Diane. Passing through. hello friends. Goodbye Yeah, I'll take the word of NDT and Kip Thorne over some douchey reviewer from Portland's pitchfork :)
@SkepticNinja @DodgersFan Biggest complaint was the background sound drowned out a lot of the dialogue.
@SkepticNinja @DodgersFan It really was great, but then I was predisposed to liking it.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Interstellar was incredible. I'd wanted to see it for a full year, ever since I saw that first trailer extolling the space program. My household growing up was a space exploration household, as my dad worked for NASA-JPL.
1 week, 3 days ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Takashi Toritani
@capnsparrow @LiterallyPFP Why, yes. Yes it is. Not called, and the example I cited was even more blatant.
@LiterallyPFP There was another blatant hold late in the first half when FSU was driving. One of the offensive lineman got beat by the DE, who was about to sack Winstan. So the lineman turned around and grabbed the back of the DE's jersey right in front of the ref and held him up. No call. FSU I think only had two penalties called on them the entire game, for a total of 15 yards.
@Omer (beercoozie) @Dodgers Nerd Love Actually had an amazing cast.
1 week, 4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker
@capnsparrow @Most Valuable Bastard @Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. veldt
1 week, 5 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker
1 week, 6 days ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?
Hey VND, how's it going? Mind if I do a J?
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p Mind if I do a J?
@LiterallyPFP @The Dude Abides @DodgerDodger Honeycutt irons out Ubaldo's delivery consistency with the help of more frequent throwing days, now that Ubaldo's in the pen. Ends up with an 11.5 K/9 and 3.25 BB/9. Farhan tweets out his thanks to The Dude, who then hurriedly registers for a Twitter account and begs Farhan to tweet it again.
@DodgerDodger Signing: Russell Martin, Brandon McCarthy
Trade: Ethier for Ubaldo, who goes all Wade Davis up in our bullpen
@LiterallyPFP @The Dude Abides My guess is Friedman/Farhan won't make that bet.
@LiterallyPFP @The Dude Abides LOL I didn't say that.
@LiterallyPFP You're aware that Andrus and Hanley tied for the 5th worst DRS among all major league shortstops in 2014, right? I don't think our new front office will want to commit that much money to someone who can't hit and whose defense is slipping.
@Diane. fap Jesus, rioting fan, best friend, gfy j/k they look awesome :)
2 weeks, 6 days ago on So about all that Dodgers front office ‘Geek Squad’ stuff
@Diane. fap Jesus, rioting fan, best friend, gfy That's kinda like the puke green color that I upchuck after too many white russians.
I just saw a huge fireball in the eastern sky about 30 minutes ago. Searched the twitterverse to see what it might be and saw something about Red Bull paragliders in Chicago with bright lamps, so I wondered if they're doing the same promotion here in LA. Nope. Further checking and tonight is the first night of the Taurid meteor shower, characterized by slow-moving, extremely bright fireballs. Yep...this was it, bright green. Rate my story.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers set to hire Billy Gasparino as scouting director
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Mariners fan: Kemp for Dustin Ackley!
3 weeks ago on Dodgers set to hire Billy Gasparino as scouting director
@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend sandinistaband
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Receives Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@Chavez Ravine Fiend @The Dude Abides
3 weeks, 2 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: Catcher/Criminal Miguel Olivo
@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend Here is the relevant link.
@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend RING THE GUGGENHEIM
@Diane. fap Jesus,midlevel ninja,hero,best friend 19 y.o. SS from Cuba, just landed in Guatemala. Showcase will be very soon. Favorably compared to Jorge Soler as a hitter, but plays the middle infield.
@Dustin Nosler @The Dude Abides The big spenders from the recent intl signing period are locked out from paying him as much as we can.
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @The Dude Abides Ca-ching! Ring the Guggenheim!
3 weeks, 3 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: Catcher/Criminal Miguel Olivo