The Dude Abides
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@Lobo I went as Steve Irwin a year before he died. Brought along a plastic crocodile and attached its mouth to my arm, wore khaki shirt and shorts, and stayed in character the whole night. It was a hit.
1 hour, 49 minutes ago on Dodgers decline Chad Billingsley’s option for 2015, but hopefully he returns
@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend Awww I hope your mom feels better soon.
19 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option
@capnsparrow @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero That's one handsome man there.
4 days, 10 hours ago on Logan White Leaves Dodgers For Padres
@DINGERS! (more valuable than cheesecake) Ohhhhh one can dream.
5 days, 8 hours ago on Can The Dodgers Even Sell Low On Andre Ethier?
@capnsparrow @The Dude Abides @Mike Petriello @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne Imperious.
@capnsparrow @Mike Petriello @The Dude Abides @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne Devious East Coaster.
@Mike Petriello @The Dude Abides @capnsparrow @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne OK then it's declining arb to Wieters. I don't see that happening.
@capnsparrow @Mike Petriello @The Dude Abides @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne Norris sucks, so I hope it's not him. Hundley sucks too, and I can't see BAL not offering the QO to Wieters.
@capnsparrow @The Dude Abides @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne Who's our #1 catcher on 2015 opening day?
@capnsparrow @The Dude Abides @Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne Shorter contract, very high AAV. It's a chance at the largest conceivable upgrade of a position player on both offense and defense.
@Lobo @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @OSaltyOne We're getting Russ.
@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero I don't know how the internal decision-making happened, but I do know that Conte was all for clearing the signing. I don't know how strongly it was argued against by the ortho team, or whether they were even consulted at all. I know Ned was worried that Schmidt might go somewhere else. But this is where his scoffing at saber stuff bit us in the ass. There was a big drop in Schmidt's velocity over the last couple months of the 2006 season, and yet those numbers weren't even looked at.
After the details of the court case (Dodgers vs insurance co) were leaked, I used to openly speculate that Ned might have some dirt on McCourt, otherwise he would be fired. No way McCourt lets him stick around after the Schmidt shit, otherwise.
@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero I used to get shouted down over at TBLA by some of the other commenters when calling for Ned's head, saying it was a fireable offense.
@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero On Chad's old site and MSTI at the time, we gave Ned so much shit for this when news of the court case broke.
@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero It was all there in the court case. A year or two ago, Conte said that clearing the Schmidt signing was his worst mistake as a professional.
Ned's worst signing: Schmidt was by far Ned's worst deal, because his torn rotator cuff was observed on the MRI, but Ned consulted his and Schmidt's buddy Stan Conte (who the team had just hired), and Conte said Schmidt could pitch through it. And pitch f/X, or whatever was used to measure velocity at the time, showed that Schmidt's average fastball velocity had dropped several MPH toward the end of the previous season. So, according to Ned:
torn rotator cuff + major drop in velocity = 3 yrs/$47m.
@Purple Drank That's what he does with the bases empty. If there's a runner on 3B and less than two out, Slappy pops up.
1 week, 1 day ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Vin_Skully It's a work in progress.
@ABSmileBunch We can eat a slightly higher percentage of Dre's contract in order for the BJs to include Cecil.
@ABSmileBunch @The Dude Abides I'm thinking Brett Cecil. 53 IP, 12.8 K/9, 4.5 BB/9, 2.70 ERA, 1.37 WHIP.
@ABSmileBunch But seriously, maybe they include a mid-level prospect in AA or high A.
@ABSmileBunch @The Dude Abides The two people who got caught shagging in that hotel room above center field.
Who says no? Dee and Ethier to Toronto for Mark Buehrle, who has 1yr/$20m remaining on his contract. Dodgers eat zero of Ethier's 2015 salary, and about 1/3 of his 2016 and 2017 salary.
@capnsparrow @The Dude Abides @Dustin Nosler Yeah...sigh. Fucking McCourt (who I still don't hate as much as Jim Buss).
2 weeks ago on Dodgers introduce Andrew Friedman, questions about GM spot remain
@Dustin Nosler @The Dude Abides Logan is awesome. A couple big missteps (Adkins instead of Stanton, Reed instead of Gray), but everyone has them and his hands might have been tied on those two missteps.
Our big international signings of 2012 were all Logan. Engle was hired several months after Puig, Urias, and Leon were signed, and Logan had already been following Ryu for years.
@mostly exciting potato @Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda @BrianCapoccia Add Sweeney or Schebler to the deal.
@Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda @mostly exciting potato Ned's most blatant example of overbidding was re-signing Juan Rivera. That was one of the first, if not the very first, signings of the 2011 off season and it set the market for subsequent overpays.
@mostly exciting potato @MajorPuigBaseball @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Engle was hired several months after Puig, Urias, and Leon were signed, and Logan had already been following Ryu for years.
Thinking outside the box, what if Donny had told Haren and Kershaw before Game 3 that Haren was going to pitch the first two or three innings of Game 4, with Clayton entering the game in the 3rd or 4th?
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thinkpurpledrank.tumblr.com/post/99574910620/well-that-was-certainly-fucked
Hung a curve there...surprised Belt didn't put it in the cove.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 6, 2014: NLDS Game 3, Ryu vs. Lackey
@Diane Nguyen Well, yeah.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on So, About Clayton Kershaw And Tipping Pitches…
@ tomato @The Dude Abides @BehindOrangeLines Right...I think that theory was BS, but on the other hand, the theory that he was missing location from the stretch would be accurate. Only one of those hits in the 7th ( the first one) was from the windup.
@ tomato @BehindOrangeLines Well, the theory was that he was tipping pitches in the stretch, and the 7th inning was the first time all game he'd pitched from the stretch.
What I was curious about last night, was why keep throwing from the stretch with the bases loaded? The first hit of the inning was from the windup, then everything else from the stretch. He was missing location with the stretch, so why not go back to the windup with the bases loaded? But then again, he's Clayton Kershaw and he's won the major league ERA title four consecutive seasons.
@Diane Nguyen This is some fascinating stuff...never knew about this. You make a good point about Mike.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Justin Turner takes a selfie for the Giants
@Purple Drank And some guy kept calling her.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Giants 2: Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@Purple Drank Sorry about that. She and I were busy.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Padres @ Dodgers Sept. 8, 2014: Is It October Yet?
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) @jWerthfan @The Dude Abides Yeah, but Crawford running on a 3-2 count is reasonable.
@Chat dans le chapeau Los gatos con berets paracen mas stupido que los gatos sin berets, man.
@DBrim I hope we give Arry a chance.
@jWerthfan @The Dude Abides OK - and Hanley?
@Chat dans le chapeau NO YOU
I love our 2-0 lead, but I question why anyone other than Dee should be trying to run on Rivera, considering how often that guy throws out our base stealers. We're getting to Despaigne early, so why are we giving SD free outs?
@efb @P_F_P What song are you on now? Still Queen?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, D’Backs 1: Dan Haren Is Good Again?
@seat 16 and 17 @CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs I just want to find Sue. She seems so popular!
@BIah No spoilers dude.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Nationals 8, Dodgers 5: The Game That Broke Baseball
@MScottEiland @Spastic THIS... :(
@OCDodger @Barney (Not Darwin) @tsneddy (Fan of Small Ball) @Spastic Cubs or Dodgers will sign Lester.
2 months ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 31, 2014: Welcome back Ryu and Uribe