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The only game I was in attendance for was a win. But thanks to this blog, I'm diving head first into the wonderful world of Scotch. I'm going to take you up on the Laphroaig 18yr and hope it's half as peaty as the Caol Ila I sampled there. Single-Malt Sucking for Bridgewater, Spooderman!

8 months, 4 weeks ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 8 Preview: Half Way to Suckville

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Meh. I'd rather see Wendi Nix as a naughty librarian. Ponder landed the wrong espin lady.

9 months ago on Samantha Ponder is Wendy Peffercorn and Not Much Else Matters

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We haven't seen a good sideline meltdown. If you can't find anything enjoyable this year, rubberneck the Vikings. Here's hoping for some good ole fashion throw downs this Sunday at the palace. Sumthin.

9 months ago on Do the Vikings Win More Games if Leslie Frazier Changes His Face?

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I'm here for this one. The teeth stereotype may have elements of truth to it. There are a lot of pretty Londoners, but they never smile.

10 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game 4 Preview: On Her Majesty's Sucky Service

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If Onion says so, it's true. Ponder is a rock star. It's my birthday and I never lie on my birthday.

11 months ago on Reputable News Source Ranks Ponder 4th Best NFL QB

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I might have read that wrong, seems like a compliment now.

1 year, 3 months ago on More Vikings Uniform Clues: Dark Purple, Dark Words

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Hey, what's wrong with Soungarden? Too Seattlely for you?

1 year, 3 months ago on More Vikings Uniform Clues: Dark Purple, Dark Words

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No. 1 is a keepsake game, where you get a hard copy from DVR cache and savor every play, just like the game against the pack on January 9th, 2005. The 49er game is second for me only bcause that's one with the drunken after party at the Tilted Pint. I don't get to MN often, so it's cool to party with the home crowd.

1 year, 6 months ago on 2012 Minnesota Vikings in Review: The Year's Best Games

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@PJD May That's fine, Spider-Man rocks. May we refer to him as Spooder-man?

1 year, 6 months ago on Friday Freakfest: Blair Walsh Brings a Friend to Hawaii

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No new shirtless Vikings, no Dolan, a scotch everyone has heard of before, and your telling us to watch the Packers?! This really IS the offseason!!

1 year, 6 months ago on Friday Freakfest: Blair Walsh Brings a Friend to Hawaii

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Sorry to learn of your poor experience in the Emerald City. While I agree with you about Pike's Market, I found places in town that appeal to my simple nature and always have a good time whenever I hit Anchorage's suburb. Plus, my musical taste is stuck in grunge. I once found a pub called Elephant&Castle which I later learned was a franchise. It was still a pretty cool, unique location. Skol Vikings.

1 year, 8 months ago on Vikings vs. Seahawks: PJD's Masturbatory Game Nine Preview

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I guess the nice thing about a short work week is the Vikings get a what amounts to a second 'bye' afterwards?  I don't know if these Thursday night games are that good of an idea.  This is why we pay Roger Goodell $20 Million so that he can make innovative moves like this as well as demanding an NFL game be played overseas.  If you were really interested in players saftey, you'd scrap having any games on other than Sunday and Monday night or anywhere else other than American turf.

 

P.S. Nice rant about the KFAN video.  I'm so sick of that song already! 

1 year, 9 months ago on Bucs vs. Vikings: PJD's Masturbatory Game Eight Preview

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It's like they are playing with bad grass or something. No reference to that pic with Juice & Percy, I'm referring to the Bermuda.

1 year, 9 months ago on Game Thread: Vikings vs. Redskins Civil War Game

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We're going to lose our fair share or games this year, however I want the Vikings to lay some wood on these guys just like they did to the Titans.  Let this be all about PJ for 160 and two TD's.  P.S. I'm starting to get Dolan.

1 year, 9 months ago on Vikings vs. Redskins: PJD's Masturbatory Game Six Preview

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Thanks again for another scotch recommendation. Somehow, You've given me all sorts of sensory expectations to go with more than just the visuals. I'll never drink scotch the same way again!

1 year, 9 months ago on Titans vs. Vikings: PJD's Masturbatory Game Five Preview

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Can we call Care Blair, ' the Confessor' ? You know, like that awesome Joe Walsh album? Sorry, I'm old.

1 year, 10 months ago on PJD's Game Four Recap: Your NFC North Leaders!

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@PJD @akcanonsong We've got another hurricane to deal with, so it seems.

1 year, 10 months ago on PJD's Masturbatory Game Thread Preview: Vikings vs. Colts

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Chicks dig the Glenkinchie. I don't think I've got much time before the electricity goes out and I have to resort to morse code, so Skol Vikings. Stay Shirtless!

1 year, 10 months ago on PJD's Masturbatory Game Thread Preview: Vikings vs. Colts

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You had me at 'bent over backwards on a hay bale'

1 year, 10 months ago on PJD's Masturbatory Game Preview: Yo Gabbert Gabbert | September

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Sampling fine scotch in which flavors are compared to the ladies of the night always keeps me coming back.  I can't wait to place my mouth around that.  SKoL VikINgs!

1 year, 11 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game Three Preview: Dressing for the Ball | August

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I read this blog for the scotch reviews alone, the rest is just bonus for me.  I especially liked the fruedian slip 'heather' for 'leather' or maybe that was intentional?  In either case, I'll try it and see if I can identify the subtle nuances myself. Skol Vikings

1 year, 11 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Game One Preview: Suck It, Summer Time! | August

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