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Will I get banned if I make a joke about Bumgarner giving Kershaw some tips on pitching in the post-season?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@capnsparrow We need bullpen help, not another OF.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2: So That Happened, Again
@deblueDodgers_NLDSEdition @mickeyhatcher I don't really mean it. I thought it would make me feel better. It didn't.
Let's remember this next year when we crush everybody en route to the WS.
I did not plan for this.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs Alas, poor Billingsley, I knew him well. A man of infinite jest and wisdom.
@Table Every Philly fan says yes.
@exceedingly boring potato But at what price? He won't be worth what he wants.
@TheConman I get the feeling everybody hates him. Seems like a surly dude.
This was a fun season . . . until it wasn't. Next year. Hope the team can upgrade the bullpen and find a good replacement for Hanley.
I will absolutely be rooting for the Giants over the Cardinals.
It took all of 3 pitches.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 6, 2014: NLDS Game 3, Ryu vs. Lackey
This would be awesome if he was doing it to somebody else.
@Ashamed Meth Goat I've realized that one of the reasons I love baseball is because it is a game about large sample sizes and getting to see clusters of outcomes that are many standard deviations outside of the mean. In other words, I like seeing weird shit.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health
@Ashamed Meth Goat It's always her business.
@capnsparrow @mickeyhatcher I am also a very lazy soul. Thanks MKBT.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Cardinals 10, Dodgers 9: What In The Holy Hell Just Happened
Anybody have a link for Kershaw's post-game interview? I am a sick soul who needs more pain.
I had to watch the game on DVR due to work. I need therapy after that. Matt Carpenter hits Kershaw so well. Unreal.
@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher Too bad. I want to take that place over.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on NLDS Roster Prediction, Version 2
If anybody in the PDX area is interested in meeting up with some other Dodgers fans for Saturday night's game, I am meeting some people at "On Deck" in the Pearl. Just look for the skinny middle-aged white guy wearing an '04 NLDS tshirt (bought it at the Jose Lima game).
Uribe should have everybody bunt.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Rockies @ Dodgers Sept. 28, 2014: Meaningless regular-season finale
That's what planes are for.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher
Too bad ATT doesn't have a pool.
I want 17-1.
We are so lucky he is on the Dodgers.
If Hanley is still at short, I will set myself on fire.
@Uncultured Grand Dad He's good for one more.
Don Mattingly's head just exploded at Bochy's strategery.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs That is a sweet line.
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!
Defense not helping Clayton tonight.
@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher Bummer. Playoffs.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces
PFP, you want to watch the game somewhere in Portland?
So excited for tomorrow. See you here.
@Uncultured Grand Dad On his arm?
GOOD LORD JUSTIN TURNER GOOD LORD!!!
Disagree with throwing Jansen tonight.
Kershaw for the 9th.
@yudodis @P_F_P 3rd day in a row?
No Kenley tonight, right?
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers, Sept. 22, 2014: It’s All Come To This
Can somebody please figure out a way to combine Hanley's bat with Arruebarrena's glove?!!
Dodgers clinch Wednesday with Clayton throwing a perfect game and hitting for the cycle.
3 months ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 21, 2014: The Bullpen Game
@Diane Nguyen @BIah That sucks.
@Turner_for_Treasury He's coming in. This game needs to be locked down.
Unlikely the Dodgers catch Washington. Very likely they will end up playing St. Louis in the NLDS if they win the NL West, right? If that is the case, it would be really nice to have home field so Clayton can start Game 1 in LA instead of St. Louis. Busch is a horror scene for Clayton, relatively speaking.