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My man crush on Turner is starting to fade.
3 days, 9 hours ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 16, 2014: We’re Going To Miss Juan Uribe So Much
I am disappointed by every Kershaw start where he does not record a perfect game on 27 pitches.
3 days, 10 hours ago on Brewers @ Dodgers August 16, 2014: We’re Going To Miss Juan Uribe So Much
@DBrim @P_F_P I would asked him what he, Matheny, and Joe Kelly had in common. What? You're all assholes.
@Mike Petriello Any way to find out who pitched those seasons that are greater than 20%K and 40% ground balls?
1 week ago on Jon Niese curiously clears waivers, should the Dodgers have interest?
@InsideThePark (Fulton County) But there is a plethora of players to be named later. That's right! A plethora.
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Braves August 11, 2014: The Kevin Correia Era
Can Ned just trade for a scrap-pile pitcher every 5th day as our 5th starter?
Look at the upside. The Brewers winning is bad for the Cardinals.
1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Brewers August 9, 2014: Hanley Ramirez Is Hurt, Rinse, Repeat
1 week, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Brewers August 8, 2014: Get Used To Seeing The Brewers
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @mickeyhatcher TWSS
Ethier looking to win 2 games in a week without getting the ball out of the infield.
@KMT59 @mickeyhatcher I don't agree.
No estoy de acuerdo.
I think everybody has a fapmas hangover. Pretty stingy tonight.
@LA_Woman @mickeyhatcher @j_versace . . . it's ok, I just wanted to cuddle anyway.
@j_versace If I had a dime for every time I heard that . . .
@Disgruntled Goat @mickeyhatcher Thanks for the correction. But he still knew he was dirty and tried to shift the focus.
@Disgruntled Goat I don't get bent out of shape over guys using PEDs, but I hate it when they act lame after they get caught. Blaming the guy who handled his dirty sample? Lame.
Donnie forgot that the Brewers are now in the NL and he can't DH Hanley.
Is it just me, or does Hanley always look . . . dirty?
@steelmohawk @mickeyhatcher vey
1 week, 4 days ago on Yasiel Puig’s center field competence could make Joc Pederson expendable
The Dodgers need a Jewish OF. Joc stays.
@DBrim I think it was more in the spinies.
1 week, 4 days ago on Which One Of These Pitchers Could Be A Dodger Soon?
Uh-oh. They are loading the bases.
1 week, 5 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview
Ethier makes that play.
@baeksu @mickeyhatcher I am assuming that one.
Interesting fact about CJ Wilson -- all of his knowledge of Eastern philosophy, guitar playing, martial arts, personal training, metaphysics, and bukake didn't help him one iota in trying to get the Dodgers out tonight.
OK. I'll say it. CJ Wilson sounds like a dbag.
Watching a SS who can field is fun.
Is that allowed?
Don't load the bases!!!
@TheConman @LASports96 I see a pattern.
Puig is at 3rd on that ball or he gets thrown out trying.
Haren to Kershaw: Yeah, these guys are easy to get out. Oh, sorry.
@TheConman @Purple Drank @mickeyhatcher How about a picture of a urinal or toilet that has been obviously missed?
1 week, 5 days ago on Roberto Hernandez Is Starting on Friday Instead Of Josh Beckett
@Purple Drank @PagansOedipalComplex @mickeyhatcher Those kids are so stupid. Like they haven't played tic-tac-toe before. JFC.
@InsideThePark (Edison Field) Eh.
@Purple Drank @mickeyhatcher HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you. That is great.
Too bad about Beckett. I really enjoyed rooting for him earlier this year. His "Right Down the Goddamned Middle!!" tirade in the dugout after the ump squeezed him out of a strike was one of my favorite moments of the season.
Dodgers win and I win waffles. What a night!
1 week, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 6, 2014: Goodbye, Chone Figgins (At Least For Now)
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel @KMT59 @deblue I will take my waffles with whipped cream and strawberries.
Am I the only one watching this game and dreading a 3-2 loss?
@dappler218 I'm here. He still sucks, but this is a lot of fun.
This is such a great example of variance.
Ethier got spiked in the arm?
@Blue Collar @Barney (Not Darwin) @mickeyhatcher 5,000 feet.
@Purple Drank @mickeyhatcher I have Drank down for the over for $5,000 in waffles.
@Barney (Not Darwin) @mickeyhatcher 2.5.
OK. I'm setting the over/under on runs allowed by Haren at 6.5. Who wants action?
@JackedNate @- Casey - How can you not like the Spurs? They are everything that is good about sports -- great coach, great core, great ownership. The Dodgers would be lucky to emulate their success.
2 weeks ago on Mailbag No. 9: Arruebarrena, Kemp, Wakefield and WAR