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Typical Dodgers team -- scores a ton of runs with mediocre starting pitching. Hahaha.
12 hours, 35 minutes ago on Rockies @ Dodgers April 17, 2015: Many Notes Edition
Will I get banned if I make a joke about Bumgarner giving Kershaw some tips on pitching in the post-season?
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@capnsparrow We need bullpen help, not another OF.
6 months, 1 week ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2: So That Happened, Again
@deblueDodgers_NLDSEdition @mickeyhatcher I don't really mean it. I thought it would make me feel better. It didn't.
Let's remember this next year when we crush everybody en route to the WS.
I did not plan for this.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs Alas, poor Billingsley, I knew him well. A man of infinite jest and wisdom.
@Table Every Philly fan says yes.
@exceedingly boring potato But at what price? He won't be worth what he wants.
@TheConman I get the feeling everybody hates him. Seems like a surly dude.
This was a fun season . . . until it wasn't. Next year. Hope the team can upgrade the bullpen and find a good replacement for Hanley.
I will absolutely be rooting for the Giants over the Cardinals.
It took all of 3 pitches.
6 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 6, 2014: NLDS Game 3, Ryu vs. Lackey
This would be awesome if he was doing it to somebody else.
@Ashamed Meth Goat I've realized that one of the reasons I love baseball is because it is a game about large sample sizes and getting to see clusters of outcomes that are many standard deviations outside of the mean. In other words, I like seeing weird shit.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health
@Ashamed Meth Goat It's always her business.
@capnsparrow @mickeyhatcher I am also a very lazy soul. Thanks MKBT.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Cardinals 10, Dodgers 9: What In The Holy Hell Just Happened
Anybody have a link for Kershaw's post-game interview? I am a sick soul who needs more pain.
I had to watch the game on DVR due to work. I need therapy after that. Matt Carpenter hits Kershaw so well. Unreal.
@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher Too bad. I want to take that place over.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on NLDS Roster Prediction, Version 2
If anybody in the PDX area is interested in meeting up with some other Dodgers fans for Saturday night's game, I am meeting some people at "On Deck" in the Pearl. Just look for the skinny middle-aged white guy wearing an '04 NLDS tshirt (bought it at the Jose Lima game).
Uribe should have everybody bunt.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Rockies @ Dodgers Sept. 28, 2014: Meaningless regular-season finale
That's what planes are for.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher
Too bad ATT doesn't have a pool.
I want 17-1.
We are so lucky he is on the Dodgers.
If Hanley is still at short, I will set myself on fire.
@Uncultured Grand Dad He's good for one more.
Don Mattingly's head just exploded at Bochy's strategery.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs That is a sweet line.
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!
Defense not helping Clayton tonight.
@P_F_P @mickeyhatcher Bummer. Playoffs.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 23, 2014: Runs will be rare in matchup of aces
PFP, you want to watch the game somewhere in Portland?
So excited for tomorrow. See you here.
@Uncultured Grand Dad On his arm?
GOOD LORD JUSTIN TURNER GOOD LORD!!!
Disagree with throwing Jansen tonight.
Kershaw for the 9th.
@yudodis @P_F_P 3rd day in a row?
No Kenley tonight, right?
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers, Sept. 22, 2014: It’s All Come To This
Can somebody please figure out a way to combine Hanley's bat with Arruebarrena's glove?!!
Dodgers clinch Wednesday with Clayton throwing a perfect game and hitting for the cycle.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cubs Sept. 21, 2014: The Bullpen Game
@Diane Nguyen @BIah That sucks.
@Turner_for_Treasury He's coming in. This game needs to be locked down.