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@Raymond Haolutau OK, no rectangle.  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers' fans want their team to suck for the Duck so they can get MM as their 1st round pick franchise QB.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/2014-articles/marcus-mariotas-most-difficult-assignment-ever.html

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@Raymond Haolutau wtf?  The Enquirer wants to know about the love rectangle with Marcus, Nicole, Carrot Top and Kim Kardashian.

3 days, 5 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/2014-articles/marcus-mariotas-most-difficult-assignment-ever.html

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@Dale Newton Yes, impeccable timing with Mariota/Stevens and Lowe/Hunt in the full-on double douse, one-two punch Gatorade HOF.  They studied film.

5 days, 2 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/2014-articles/tales-from-the-highlight-tape-pac-12-championship-win-marks-ducks-as-a-great-team-that-keeps-improving.html

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Minutes after that nasty home loss to AZ, he stopped and spoke with those hospital kids.  Drop Fern Ridge and rename it San Marcus Reservoir. 

5 days, 4 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/2014-articles/taking-the-3-year-journey-with-marcus-mariota-has-been-the-highlight-of-a-lifetime-of-loving-the-ducks.html

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Oregon has the speed to deliver two buckets of gatorade before Coach can move away from the first. 

6 days, 3 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/2014-articles/tales-from-the-highlight-tape-pac-12-championship-win-marks-ducks-as-a-great-team-that-keeps-improving.html

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@SeattleDuckBill ruh roh, completely missed that in the 1st sentence, but everyone knows it's Friday.  Right, Pizzuta?

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-look-to-return-the-favor-against-the-wildcats.html

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Ahh, big TEs and O lineman feasting on Scooby snacks all game. 

2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-look-to-return-the-favor-against-the-wildcats.html

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@duckusuckers SJ missed Buff's DB 1st quarter targeting hit on MM's helmet AND the 3rd quarter OB.  Possible that the SJ felt so good, he quit taking his meds.

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/pitch-perfect-mariota-curtain-call-caps-stellar-senior-day-as-ducks-rout-buffs-44-10.html

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The gifs on Tomahawk Nation are pretty funny: from blonde mullet guy mouthing wtf? to Lloyd Bridge's still photo of "I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."  Sounds like OSP gave MM a break for 80 in a 55.  Helf still might go beyond the $260 citation.  MM's car insurance premium spike will be noticeable, too.

4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-hold-on-to-2-spot-in-playoff-committees-fab-four-despite-bye.html

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@Dale Newton @rgyle 33 over the limit is almost jail time.  Helf could suspend him.  Anything will go 88 mph on a flat straight-away, though.

4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-hold-on-to-2-spot-in-playoff-committees-fab-four-despite-bye.html

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@Dale Newton not able to post on Tomahawk Nation within 24 hours of creating new account.

4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-hold-on-to-2-spot-in-playoff-committees-fab-four-despite-bye.html

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Nice, scoreless effort against BYE.  Great, Iron Horse and 1866 Yellowboy references.  Love, the caboose.  Trying to get on FloridaLive.com for some trolling.

4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-hold-on-to-2-spot-in-playoff-committees-fab-four-despite-bye.html

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@DryDuckin SB Cowboys on foot will save us in big bear country.  They are slow and tasty.

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/based-on-reader-feedback-this-is-the-only-story-i-should-write-for-9-days.html

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@DryDuckin SB LA, LA. LA.  Either USC or Ucla.  Deck the halls with boughs of holly, FA, LA, LA, LA,...LA, LA, LA, LA.

1 month ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/based-on-reader-feedback-this-is-the-only-story-i-should-write-for-9-days.html

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I've heard "cartoonish" used in describing Freeman, but he's just a typical 18 year old in a 36 year old body. 

1 month ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-had-some-luck-in-beating-utah-but-they-made-some-of-it-themselves.html

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@Ducko30 He gassed himself at altitude. Eugene's 425 feet above sea level vs. UU's 4,650.

1 month ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-had-some-luck-in-beating-utah-but-they-made-some-of-it-themselves.html

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AND the Taiwan animation of the whole fumble return TD is AWESOME. (Except for MM missing the Heisman).

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-had-some-luck-in-beating-utah-but-they-made-some-of-it-themselves.html

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@Dale Newton You are right.  The Cat's only accomplishments might just be repainting Tempe's A mountain, and defeating Oregon two straight... damn!

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html

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@Platypus1 OK, he dropped one and got stuffed on one run, but he is still Mr. Dependable which is why his family calls him " Big " for the plays he always makes.

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html

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@Platypus1 , what is surprising is that you think Marshall had an off night.  He caught every ball thrown to him, although he got stuffed on a couple of runs.  6 great catches against a tough defense is a good night.

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html

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@duckusuckers The one chuckle I got all night was the dazed young Michael J. Fox doppelganger Ute fan's expression after the fumble was returned 100 yards for the TD.  Both teams get well soon.

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html

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The Territorial Cup (since 1899) is the day before the Civil War, so the Ducks will know that they get a rematch with Arizona in the P12C game. 

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html

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Utes, Paiutes, and Vinny's cousins, oh my.  Adorable (copyrighted) Duck or weird, disturbing, drug addled tree? : Duck.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/voice-of-the-fan-mike-hayden-asks-what-in-the-football-world-is-a-yute.html

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@SonomaDuck He's on track, making his 4th grade goals of St Louis HS QB and Duck QB.  Let's hope he can civilize Jerry Jones when he plays on 'Murka's Team.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/the-fundamental-mistake-people-make-in-evaluating-marcus-mariota-or-anyone.html

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None of the big brains have solved Jane Stanford's murder in February of 1905: cut throat (strychnine) campus politics. 

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/voice-of-the-fan-mike-hayden-asks-whats-the-deal-with-the-tree.html

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@Ducko30 Penn State's original colors?  Pink and black in the late 1880s: ahead of their time.

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/do-real-men-wear-pink-ducks-are-fast-in-any-color.html

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A quicker adjustment to pressure would've been nice.  Did you notice MM is perfect when he rolls to his right? 

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/as-long-as-the-ducks-have-mariota-im-saying-theres-a-chance.html

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They can improve on the bacon corndog with the deep fried bacon-wrapped Twinkie with a Twix in the center.  Twinx.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/pellum-on-the-sidelines-is-the-first-right-move-for-the-oregon-defense.html

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@Ducko30 The Ducks will have 14 opportunities this year and remember the glass is always full; if 1/2 is liquid the other 1/2 is air.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/the-ducks-are-ready-for-this-and-you-should-be-too.html

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You'll like Chile Duck's depth chart at http://web.nmsu.edu/~ogden/oregon/depthchart.html  

It is color coded for six different categories based on goducks.com information.  Nice.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/official-oregon-two-deep-includes-five-true-freshman.html

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@duckified Agree, except the Edsel was doomed because it was the only Ford product named after a person and not a thing (and it was ugly even by 1958 standards).

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/coming-soon-to-a-football-stadium-near-you.html

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@MicTod Dale's "defense looks tougher..." on 13 Aug details a much stronger D.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/coming-soon-to-a-football-stadium-near-you.html

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The safeties defending the four vertical routes would suffer from severe acute respiratory syndrome or SARS attacks. 

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/coming-soon-to-a-football-stadium-near-you.html

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@NormVanbrocklin  Condi is a seasoned veteran of the petty and vindictive Bush administration, but everyone else has impressive sports pedigrees. 

4 months ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/to-win-the-national-championship-you-first-have-to-get-past-the-selection-committee.html

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When will the NCAA hear Ragin's hardship appeal?   LBs have added a lot of muscle mass.  Must be those Brazilian Ipe weight room floors and Pellum's incentives.

4 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/development-of-oregons-linebackers-crucial-for-2014-success.html

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Woody Allen said 90% of success is just showing up.  The blue collar tells the kids to show up a little early EVERY day, concentrate and work hard.  The facilities don't matter, because blue collar guys always take a shower AFTER work.  Remember Benoit adds a fourth head to that monster being a big, shifty, fast 200 pounder.  On average, 65% run and 35% pass works best with the zone read and the personnel is in place. 

4 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/when-the-ducks-stand-tall.html

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@Ducko30 .864 win % over 5 years, .007 better than a 12-2 single season!  73-9 over 6 years will make it .890

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/one-month-till-training-camp-ducks-poised-for-favorites-role.html

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@duckified @SonomaDuck Intensify Pacific Island recruiting.  Go beyond Hawaii to Fiji, both Samoas and Tonga.  Oregon seems to be a good fit for Islanders.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/one-month-till-training-camp-ducks-poised-for-favorites-role.html

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@Dale Newton @DrakeMallard  Yeah, that's why I said "rummy", but is there anything that can be done in time?  Are we just pre-lamenting a 11-2 or 10-3 season with all these gifted athletes?

9 months ago on The challenge facing Don Pellum and the Oregon defense

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@Dale Newton @DrakeMallard  Yes, aware of Helf's pack reference.  That same reference AD INFINITUM ages quickly.  Rummy said you go to war with the army you have.  This D will need an average of 10 O TDs.

9 months ago on The challenge facing Don Pellum and the Oregon defense

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