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@duckusuckers SJ missed Buff's DB 1st quarter targeting hit on MM's helmet AND the 3rd quarter OB. Possible that the SJ felt so good, he quit taking his meds.
5 days, 8 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/pitch-perfect-mariota-curtain-call-caps-stellar-senior-day-as-ducks-rout-buffs-44-10.html
Side judge picked the wrong Saturday to quit sniffing glue.
5 days, 9 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/pitch-perfect-mariota-curtain-call-caps-stellar-senior-day-as-ducks-rout-buffs-44-10.html
@DLW37 @zduckfan Pontiac Aztec, Reliant Robin, Edsel. ad infinitum.
6 days, 20 hours ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/mariota-is-oregons-all-time-greatest-but-gordon-is-going-to-steal-the-bronze-doorstop.html
The gifs on Tomahawk Nation are pretty funny: from blonde mullet guy mouthing wtf? to Lloyd Bridge's still photo of "I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Sounds like OSP gave MM a break for 80 in a 55. Helf still might go beyond the $260 citation. MM's car insurance premium spike will be noticeable, too.
1 week, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-hold-on-to-2-spot-in-playoff-committees-fab-four-despite-bye.html
@Dale Newton @rgyle 33 over the limit is almost jail time. Helf could suspend him. Anything will go 88 mph on a flat straight-away, though.
@Dale Newton not able to post on Tomahawk Nation within 24 hours of creating new account.
@Dale Newton sans souci, they won't recognize the avatar.
@zduckfan flashing rear-end device has evolved to twerking.
Nice, scoreless effort against BYE. Great, Iron Horse and 1866 Yellowboy references. Love, the caboose. Trying to get on FloridaLive.com for some trolling.
@DryDuckin SB Cowboys on foot will save us in big bear country. They are slow and tasty.
1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/based-on-reader-feedback-this-is-the-only-story-i-should-write-for-9-days.html
@DryDuckin SB LA, LA. LA. Either USC or Ucla. Deck the halls with boughs of holly, FA, LA, LA, LA,...LA, LA, LA, LA.
1 week, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/based-on-reader-feedback-this-is-the-only-story-i-should-write-for-9-days.html
Cowboys in runnin' shoes jes' don't seem raught.
2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/based-on-reader-feedback-this-is-the-only-story-i-should-write-for-9-days.html
I've heard "cartoonish" used in describing Freeman, but he's just a typical 18 year old in a 36 year old body.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-had-some-luck-in-beating-utah-but-they-made-some-of-it-themselves.html
@Ducko30 He gassed himself at altitude. Eugene's 425 feet above sea level vs. UU's 4,650.
AND the Taiwan animation of the whole fumble return TD is AWESOME. (Except for MM missing the Heisman).
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-had-some-luck-in-beating-utah-but-they-made-some-of-it-themselves.html
@Dale Newton You are right. The Cat's only accomplishments might just be repainting Tempe's A mountain, and defeating Oregon two straight... damn!
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html
@Platypus1 OK, he dropped one and got stuffed on one run, but he is still Mr. Dependable which is why his family calls him " Big " for the plays he always makes.
@Platypus1 , what is surprising is that you think Marshall had an off night. He caught every ball thrown to him, although he got stuffed on a couple of runs. 6 great catches against a tough defense is a good night.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/ducks-achieve-costly-escape-at-great-salt-lake-51-27.html
@duckusuckers The one chuckle I got all night was the dazed young Michael J. Fox doppelganger Ute fan's expression after the fumble was returned 100 yards for the TD. Both teams get well soon.
The Territorial Cup (since 1899) is the day before the Civil War, so the Ducks will know that they get a rematch with Arizona in the P12C game.
Utes, Paiutes, and Vinny's cousins, oh my. Adorable (copyrighted) Duck or weird, disturbing, drug addled tree? : Duck.
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/voice-of-the-fan-mike-hayden-asks-what-in-the-football-world-is-a-yute.html
@SonomaDuck He's on track, making his 4th grade goals of St Louis HS QB and Duck QB. Let's hope he can civilize Jerry Jones when he plays on 'Murka's Team.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/the-fundamental-mistake-people-make-in-evaluating-marcus-mariota-or-anyone.html
None of the big brains have solved Jane Stanford's murder in February of 1905: cut throat (strychnine) campus politics.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/voice-of-the-fan-mike-hayden-asks-whats-the-deal-with-the-tree.html
@Ducko30 Penn State's original colors? Pink and black in the late 1880s: ahead of their time.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/do-real-men-wear-pink-ducks-are-fast-in-any-color.html
A quicker adjustment to pressure would've been nice. Did you notice MM is perfect when he rolls to his right?
2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/as-long-as-the-ducks-have-mariota-im-saying-theres-a-chance.html
Jake is 75, not 85. Good read, DN.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/sometimes-you-have-to-get-dressed-in-the-dark.html
They can improve on the bacon corndog with the deep fried bacon-wrapped Twinkie with a Twix in the center. Twinx.
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/pellum-on-the-sidelines-is-the-first-right-move-for-the-oregon-defense.html
@SonomaDuck Check out Chile Duck's chart.
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/official-oregon-two-deep-includes-five-true-freshman.html
@Ducko30 The Ducks will have 14 opportunities this year and remember the glass is always full; if 1/2 is liquid the other 1/2 is air.
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/the-ducks-are-ready-for-this-and-you-should-be-too.html
You'll like Chile Duck's depth chart at http://web.nmsu.edu/~ogden/oregon/depthchart.html
It is color coded for six different categories based on goducks.com information. Nice.
@duckified Agree, except the Edsel was doomed because it was the only Ford product named after a person and not a thing (and it was ugly even by 1958 standards).
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/coming-soon-to-a-football-stadium-near-you.html
@MicTod Dale's "defense looks tougher..." on 13 Aug details a much stronger D.
The safeties defending the four vertical routes would suffer from severe acute respiratory syndrome or SARS attacks.
@NormVanbrocklin Condi is a seasoned veteran of the petty and vindictive Bush administration, but everyone else has impressive sports pedigrees.
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/to-win-the-national-championship-you-first-have-to-get-past-the-selection-committee.html
When will the NCAA hear Ragin's hardship appeal? LBs have added a lot of muscle mass. Must be those Brazilian Ipe weight room floors and Pellum's incentives.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/development-of-oregons-linebackers-crucial-for-2014-success.html
Woody Allen said 90% of success is just showing up. The blue collar tells the kids to show up a little early EVERY day, concentrate and work hard. The facilities don't matter, because blue collar guys always take a shower AFTER work. Remember Benoit adds a fourth head to that monster being a big, shifty, fast 200 pounder. On average, 65% run and 35% pass works best with the zone read and the personnel is in place.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/when-the-ducks-stand-tall.html
@Ducko30 .864 win % over 5 years, .007 better than a 12-2 single season! 73-9 over 6 years will make it .890
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://duckstopshere.com/uncategorized/one-month-till-training-camp-ducks-poised-for-favorites-role.html
@duckified new unis were introduced at the Alamo.
@duckified @SonomaDuck Intensify Pacific Island recruiting. Go beyond Hawaii to Fiji, both Samoas and Tonga. Oregon seems to be a good fit for Islanders.
@Dale Newton @DrakeMallard Yeah, that's why I said "rummy", but is there anything that can be done in time? Are we just pre-lamenting a 11-2 or 10-3 season with all these gifted athletes?
8 months, 1 week ago on The challenge facing Don Pellum and the Oregon defense
@Dale Newton @DrakeMallard Yes, aware of Helf's pack reference. That same reference AD INFINITUM ages quickly. Rummy said you go to war with the army you have. This D will need an average of 10 O TDs.
WTF, guys, give the back packs a rest. D line is an immediate problem that search and destroy LBs and big Pacific Islanders waiting for the call, can help. Now, my field pack makes me the god of hell fire, top of the food chain and can send Squatch whimpering in awe like a little tyke (hates the green laser). Don't discount organized packs, but, please drop the reference.
@Dale Newton @duckified As mentioned earlier, it takes big stones to curl (48 pounders), and it is exciting as Furd's offense. Jeg elske Norske curling bukse. Uff da!
9 months, 1 week ago on ESPN Insider asks, Does Oregon even matter next season?
@Dale Newton @DrakeMallard It's not you. Coaches need to coach their way out of "that of which we do not speak." Coaches need to stop the recurrence from now, forward.
9 months, 1 week ago on The Curse of The Maldonado and how to break it
Refer to it as "that of which we do not speak." Stop the repetition.
Will Harris is adjusting his meds,.... again.
@lexusduck @SonomaDuck Four 200 pound RBs, 1 with hyper-drive, 2 with warp, and 1 with mercurial speed should gas the big boppers pursuing inside and out. Ludicrous WR speed will gas the remaining D. Only 27 weeks, 5 days and 17 hours to South Dakota at Autzen.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Christian Kirk a cult classic in the 2015 recruiting chase
@Dale Newton @Ducko30 @DrakeMallard I suppose he COULD love it like water running off a Duck's back. Gore-Tex was invented years after my graduation. Hobo has a point, too.
He wants to play somewhere warm. Can anyone persuade him to play where it is cool and wet?
"Delay of game" IS moronic for playing fast. "Substitution interference" makes more sense. 40 seconds is long enough for 3 different motions and sets which would probably be more confusing. Everyone standing up and looking at the sideline for a new call is disconcerting to a defense, too. They won't change the rule, but there would still be plenty the O could do to confuse the D into blown coverage.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on NCAA should call a targeting foul on rules committee