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He struck out the side in 11 pitches. That's impressive. I am impressed.
6 months ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 20, 2014: No Beckett Marathon Please
@Chris Jackson You should take some Drank with you as your +1.
6 months ago on Catching Nothing But Grief
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank The insulin-blunting effects of exercise should have him covered as long as he's quick about getting the calzone and eats it really, really fast.
Unless beverages don't even have insulin, in which case he can basically do whatever he feels like.
Great point, Chad. I like this article and I will use its arguments as if they were my own when I yell at people about Puig.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on There’s valid criticism of Yasiel Puig out there, but Bill Plaschke is delusional
@bpamd3 Isn't he always on it? Until he charges off of it and into a brawl, then limps back on to it.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on So Much Good News. Too Much Good News?
@LurkingAtWork @ryus_hadouken In the whirlpool, no less.
7 months ago on Dodgers should consider pre-MLB deals with Joc Pederson and Julio Urias
Will Miguel Montero's defense and off-field antics cost the Diamondbacks games? My story:
7 months ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season
@Lobo @SummerSaint http://i.imgur.com/T9mTPZF
@Lobo @SummerSaint THE HUMANITY.
What happened the second time Puig ran into an out on the basepaths? All these stories are just alluding to it, but no one is actually saying how many orphans he knocked over and puppies he kicked.
@TheConman Looks like he's using it right. http://i.imgur.com/DyiJCtE
7 months, 4 weeks ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Center Field
@SpaceDodger (Math Cat) @SummerSaint @Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello There's a difference between Puig and Fat Puig. One is real, the other is a spring training media myth.
7 months, 4 weeks ago on The Recent History of Dodgers Spring Hitting
@Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello That was just knocking food out of Fat Puig's hand, though.
@ABSmileBunch @Disgruntled Goat I'm surprised that, at this point in Rob Ford's career, he doesn't wear a cup to official functions.
@Disgruntled Goat @ABSmileBunch Running into a fire hydrant and laughing it off, Rob Ford style.
@ABSmileBunch @Sir Catfishin, Esq. She's already addressed it here, when ingested poop pills (as opposed to suppositories) came up.
8 months ago on Projected 2017 Dodgers’ lineup
efb are you a lady person?
8 months ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Third Base
HOW DO WE SAY HIS NAME THOUGH?
8 months, 1 week ago on Report: Dodgers to sign Cuban SS Erisbel Arruebarruena
@Empress Featherbottoms @SummerSaint @TheConman http://i.imgur.com/H1b2n
8 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Catchers
@TheConman Scared of something, Clayton? http://i.imgur.com/EFQLi0H
@Empress Fluffykins @Empress Featherbottoms @SummerSaint Literally (literally!) everyone in the greater Miami area.
DID SOMEONE SAY GET WEIRD IN HERE? http://i.imgur.com/LYj6r41
@DodgerBytes @SummerSaint I don't think Tanaka knows Burnett's wife.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Best tools of the Dodgers’ farm system
@DodgerBytes That depends on how much he actually likes his wife. #analysis
@Dave! or Justin Turner, maybe! He knows what he did.
@Batted Bob You didn't even get the color right. That's hella racerace, Bob.
@TheReggieHurley #saves #veteransavvy
@TheConman lolzzzzzzzz homerz
@Disgruntled Goat http://i.imgur.com/ehd7asv.jpg
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Does Bronson Arroyo Help the Dodgers More In Arizona or Los Angeles?
@EephusBlue @SummerSaint I felt it in my gut. My logic is unassailable.
Bronson Arroyo is terrible with the bat, which should negate his chances of being a Dodger.
@DBrim @SummerSaint I just remember that WARP, a while ago, was usually a lot higher than WAR because their version of replacement level was much lower. I don't know if that's changed, though, the way B-Ref and FG decided to synch up more.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on PECOTA Loves the Dodgers
How do WARP numbers work relative to WAR? Are they approximately the same, or should we adjust one of them up/down in order to get a meaningful translation?
@Live. Breathe. Purple. Drank He will be the Ginger Hammer we hope for, but not the Ginger Hammer we deserve.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Hyun Jin Ryu’s Impending Sophomore Slump?
@Disgruntled Goat @DANCES WITH DINGERS! It was Ryu's Batting Average Against. He Saxon'd himself.
@Disgruntled Goat @SummerSaint @I Digesti It starts with an 8 and ends with a 1. You get to fill in the rest, like a choose-your-own-adventure story!
@Disgruntled Goat @SummerSaint @I Digesti Just until the next post, I thought.
@I Digesti It was Ryu's Batting Average Against. He Saxon'd himself.
@Disgruntled Goat @SummerSaint It was Ryu's Batting Average Against. He Saxon'd himself.
@Disgruntled Goat No, don't! I want Saxon'd (verb) to catch on, the best way to make this happen is repetition.
@great at maff It was Ryu's Batting Average Against. He Saxon'd himself.
@Chad Moriyama @Mike Petriello Better make sure you get a hoodie on, as well. You might catch a chill.
@BlueMarvin @SummerSaint Maybe, maybe not? I figure that if anything it might help endurance since you're not moving nearly as much weight around on each pitch.
@Disgruntled Goat @SummerSaint Okay. So it would be fair to say that he Saxon'd himself?
Saxon'd: verb, to mistake two similar concepts for each other, such as confusing BAA with BABIP, or SVS with Chris Withrow.
Wait, I don't understand. Fangraphs has Ryu's BABIP at .296, B-Ref has it at .300, and Mark Saxon is high or something with his .252. I even checked to see if Saxon was looking at Ryu's BABIP while hitting, but that clocked in at a healthy .343.
What's with the discrepancies here?
Did we ever find out how much weight Ryu lost over the course of the season? It was pretty noticeable at the end.
@Batted Bob That probably makes him their highest paid player, right?
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Yasiel Puig, Leadoff Hitter?
@Mike Petriello How can Brooklyn fans even be mad? Those apartments look amazing. Though why they put the parking structure on the roof is confusing.
@Dustin NosIer @SummerSaint We can start a pleated khaki fund to help get you halfway there, at the very least.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Top 50 Dodgers’ prospects: No. 1-10