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He struck out the side in 11 pitches. That's impressive. I am impressed.
2 days, 9 hours ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 20, 2014: No Beckett Marathon Please
@Chris Jackson You should take some Drank with you as your +1.
3 days, 15 hours ago on Catching Nothing But Grief
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank The insulin-blunting effects of exercise should have him covered as long as he's quick about getting the calzone and eats it really, really fast.
Unless beverages don't even have insulin, in which case he can basically do whatever he feels like.
Great point, Chad. I like this article and I will use its arguments as if they were my own when I yell at people about Puig.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on There’s valid criticism of Yasiel Puig out there, but Bill Plaschke is delusional
@bpamd3 Isn't he always on it? Until he charges off of it and into a brawl, then limps back on to it.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on So Much Good News. Too Much Good News?
@LurkingAtWork @ryus_hadouken In the whirlpool, no less.
4 weeks ago on Dodgers should consider pre-MLB deals with Joc Pederson and Julio Urias
Will Miguel Montero's defense and off-field antics cost the Diamondbacks games? My story:
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season
@Lobo @SummerSaint http://i.imgur.com/T9mTPZF
1 month ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season
@Lobo @SummerSaint THE HUMANITY.
What happened the second time Puig ran into an out on the basepaths? All these stories are just alluding to it, but no one is actually saying how many orphans he knocked over and puppies he kicked.