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@EephusBlue @SummerSaint @Purple Drank No, I would complain unless you did it.
1 week, 5 days ago on Third Base Market Only Getting Tougher For Dodgers
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue I won't complain, but only if Eephus produces an A-Rod-as-centaur t-shirt.
@InsideThePark (empty stadium) RIP InsideThePark he will be missed.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #15: 3B/UT Jerry Hairston
@Jobu Trade Kemp what?
4 weeks ago on 2013 Dodgers in Review #9: SS Hanley Ramirez
@Disgruntled Goat @Mike Petriello From what I've read, it kind of is. It's also supposedly easier on the pitchers because the bottom of Japanese lineups are so weak that the pitcher drops a lot of intensity while facing them.
Regardless, though, that's a lot of pitches.
1 month ago on Here’s Why You Don’t Want David Price
@JackedNate @Mike Petriello Melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew.
1 month ago on The Dodgers and the Qualifying Offer
@Purple Drank @Batted Bob Aaaand coffee right out my nose. Thanks for that, Drank.
1 month, 1 week ago on Improving the 2014 Dodgers: Starting Pitching
@Lobo @KMT59 *respectful faps, please.
1 month, 1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka
@Cat Facts (Season 2) http://i.imgur.com/V0spSEg
@NeDieterich Fernandez deserves ROY. He was better than Puig.
So if Tanaka can throw like Ryu and hit like Puig, he'll do great. And if he can hit like Ryu and throw like Puig, he'll also do great.
I don't see how this can possibly go wrong.
@SpaceDodger (sad and angry math cat) WITH THE ASSIST. http://i.imgur.com/rIdnQKW
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Now You Know Who Jeremy Hazelbaker Is
Hey so do you guys think Acta will be our manager next sea-- BANNED.
Has this been linked yet? If it has, then it needs to be linked again because it's beautiful. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3743/10449815483_71c1ec0271_o.gif
Any word yet on whether a meteor will crash into Fenway tonight?
@efb In sabermetrics terms, it was a 186 LOLGIANTS+
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Improving the 2014 Dodgers: Third Base
@BlueMarvin I heard we'll just trade Gould for Machado, so we're pretty much set.
@Dang88 Seems legit.