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@TheConman Looks like he's using it right. http://i.imgur.com/DyiJCtE
1 week, 6 days ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Center Field
@SpaceDodger (Math Cat) @SummerSaint @Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello There's a difference between Puig and Fat Puig. One is real, the other is a spring training media myth.
2 weeks ago on The Recent History of Dodgers Spring Hitting
@Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello That was just knocking food out of Fat Puig's hand, though.
@ABSmileBunch @Disgruntled Goat I'm surprised that, at this point in Rob Ford's career, he doesn't wear a cup to official functions.
@Disgruntled Goat @ABSmileBunch Running into a fire hydrant and laughing it off, Rob Ford style.
@ABSmileBunch @Sir Catfishin, Esq. She's already addressed it here, when ingested poop pills (as opposed to suppositories) came up.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Projected 2017 Dodgers’ lineup
@Disgruntled Goat @efb @Lobo @Empress Fluffykins, PhD (2024) @*~^VNDenergy^~* A lot of gags are no longer allowed on planes, because TSA hates the kinky stuff.
3 weeks ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Third Base
@*~^VNDenergy^~* Permission to treat the witness as hostile, your honor?
efb are you a lady person?
HOW DO WE SAY HIS NAME THOUGH?
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Report: Dodgers to sign Cuban SS Erisbel Arruebarruena
@Hoze Bison lower their shoulders to present a more aggressive front. It's just nature.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers sign Kenley Jansen to $4.3 million deal, avoid arbitration
@Empress Featherbottoms @SummerSaint @TheConman http://i.imgur.com/H1b2n
4 weeks ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Catchers
@TheConman Scared of something, Clayton? http://i.imgur.com/EFQLi0H
@Empress Fluffykins @Empress Featherbottoms @SummerSaint Literally (literally!) everyone in the greater Miami area.
DID SOMEONE SAY GET WEIRD IN HERE? http://i.imgur.com/LYj6r41
@DodgerBytes @SummerSaint I don't think Tanaka knows Burnett's wife.
1 month ago on Best tools of the Dodgers’ farm system
@DodgerBytes That depends on how much he actually likes his wife. #analysis
@Dave! or Justin Turner, maybe! He knows what he did.
@Batted Bob You didn't even get the color right. That's hella racerace, Bob.
@TheReggieHurley #saves #veteransavvy