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Puig is too passive. He needs to swing more, like Joey Votto.
3 days, 19 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 23, 2015: Mike Bolsinger, To Avoid Being Swept
"just stayed... outside" while onscreen graphic shows it was clearly a strike. Heh.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 6, 2015: Opening Day
@ShutUpMeg It's at least as far north as San Luis Obispo.
Productive outs! THE BEST KIND!
Okay Juanny. Help dis team.
@Omer (beercoozie) This doesn't even need context.
Myers was spooked by that ball.
Memories of Agon's first Dodger home run.
Is this a big game? Because Big Games James is really bad, right? Can we make this into a big game?
@Batted Bob Flying cars are actually happening!
Did the ump get hit in the crotch?
@Sangro Azul @SummerSaint Wasn't that two years ago? I didn't get to watch any games with Vinny last year. And I remember it happening.
Puig is literally a wyld stallyn.
Uribe is literally a fine wine.
Hrm... so is adblock blocking my mlb.tv ads? Or are they just not showing any right now?
Not a single dinger. It's like Spring training means nothing!
@shotgunhomie Leave that for the best fans in baseball.
@Director of Opotations @Disgruntled Goat this is a socialism
@Disgruntled Goat Ugh. Censorship is the worst.
I didn't believe the rumors about SD not having an infield. Silly me.
WHY'D WE TRADE KEMP FOR GRANDAL IF GRANDLA ISN'T EVEN GOING TO PLAY!? DUMBALYTICS.
Manfred must hav been write about baning the shifts u guys. #hottaek
See you all next season.
@tsneddy (2015 WSC has a nice RING to it) Yes, a pretty big one.
He looks smaller in a Padres uniform.
SWUNG AT THE FIRST PITCH. HE READS FANGRAPHS.
@JackedNate @SummerSaint Nevermind! I reloaded the whole thing.
@JackedNate @SummerSaint Crap. It's just telling me the game will begin shortly.
Has the mlb.tv stream started for you guys?
Isn't it possible that the signing bonus is there so that the Dodgers can move Olivera to an AL team if he can't play in the field every day? If they're essentially paying half of the Olivera contract up front, then it allows them to move him for value later if the need arises.
1 month ago on Dodgers Spend A Ton Of Money On Hector Olivera, Because They Can
He struck out the side in 11 pitches. That's impressive. I am impressed.
1 year ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 20, 2014: No Beckett Marathon Please
@Chris Jackson You should take some Drank with you as your +1.
1 year ago on Catching Nothing But Grief
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank The insulin-blunting effects of exercise should have him covered as long as he's quick about getting the calzone and eats it really, really fast.
Unless beverages don't even have insulin, in which case he can basically do whatever he feels like.
Great point, Chad. I like this article and I will use its arguments as if they were my own when I yell at people about Puig.
1 year ago on There’s valid criticism of Yasiel Puig out there, but Bill Plaschke is delusional
@bpamd3 Isn't he always on it? Until he charges off of it and into a brawl, then limps back on to it.
1 year ago on So Much Good News. Too Much Good News?
@LurkingAtWork @ryus_hadouken In the whirlpool, no less.
1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers should consider pre-MLB deals with Joc Pederson and Julio Urias
Will Miguel Montero's defense and off-field antics cost the Diamondbacks games? My story:
1 year, 1 month ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season
@Lobo @SummerSaint http://i.imgur.com/T9mTPZF
@Lobo @SummerSaint THE HUMANITY.
What happened the second time Puig ran into an out on the basepaths? All these stories are just alluding to it, but no one is actually saying how many orphans he knocked over and puppies he kicked.
@TheConman Looks like he's using it right. http://i.imgur.com/DyiJCtE
1 year, 2 months ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Center Field
@SpaceDodger (Math Cat) @SummerSaint @Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello There's a difference between Puig and Fat Puig. One is real, the other is a spring training media myth.
1 year, 2 months ago on The Recent History of Dodgers Spring Hitting
@Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello That was just knocking food out of Fat Puig's hand, though.
@ABSmileBunch @Disgruntled Goat I'm surprised that, at this point in Rob Ford's career, he doesn't wear a cup to official functions.
@Disgruntled Goat @ABSmileBunch Running into a fire hydrant and laughing it off, Rob Ford style.
@ABSmileBunch @Sir Catfishin, Esq. She's already addressed it here, when ingested poop pills (as opposed to suppositories) came up.
1 year, 2 months ago on Projected 2017 Dodgers’ lineup
efb are you a lady person?
1 year, 2 months ago on 2014 Spring Training Preview: Third Base
HOW DO WE SAY HIS NAME THOUGH?
1 year, 2 months ago on Report: Dodgers to sign Cuban SS Erisbel Arruebarruena