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@TellMyWifeISaidGoodbye @Pie Fucker According to this 30 on 30: He dislocated his hip. When they put it in place, a blood vessel got caught in the socket, and it bled into the hip socket for a while until they caught it. By then, his socket was a goner. Sucks, because he was a once in multiple generation talent.

1 hour, 4 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@PagansOedipalComplex @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo I know some teams (college fball teams, for example) have players sign HIPAA waivers so the team can release injury information, but I have a hard time believing that such a waiver would apply for something like this.

1 hour, 25 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@BlueMarvin @moneynow27 Or christmas. I've closed a couple of deals this week that were dragging on for a while

1 hour, 31 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@PagansOedipalComplex I doubt they could prove who leaked it, but it it could be proven that the Padres of the league leaked such information, they could be fined and there would be grounds for a suit.

1 hour, 34 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@Disgruntled Goat Because of HIPAA, my screen blacks out with 5 minutes of inactivity. I hate HIPAA so much.

1 hour, 36 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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Divuling health protected information (HPI) is no joke. One Blue Cross company left a door unlocked--with no evidence that anyone actually opened said door--and was fined $6M for the HIPAA breach.

1 hour, 39 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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@BlueMarvin Devil cats are no smiling matter.

2 hours, 51 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@DodgerBytes well, they are both carbon-based life forms (I think).

2 hours, 53 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@Uncultured Bastard @TheConman @Alan Nordoc they could have been big, but that would have entailed leaving the apt

2 hours, 55 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@Uncultured Bastard @TheConman agreed. Terrible uniforms

2 hours, 57 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@DiamondDirtbag  @Jeremy_N I heard his Dad owns a lot of land in Provo

3 hours, 27 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@BlueMarvin @Jeremy_N @Catfishin MIke is right, though. Trying to say they are surprised by Kemp's physical when Logan is in the front office. Come on, man.

3 hours, 42 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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Incidentally, he is powered by Marlboro

3 hours, 48 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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Good article Michael.

3 hours, 50 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post

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@JackedNate @Batted Bob @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo that is something both north and south korea agree on

20 hours, 23 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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So North Korea basically declared a covert war against a corporation in the US, and the US govt response basically is: tevs

20 hours, 25 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Purple Drank Maybe later. Goat and I are talking about principles and crap

20 hours, 33 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@TheConman Apparently Mike is a girlfriend stealer. It must be his beard.

20 hours, 35 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Disgruntled Goat @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Such strength is what this country is built on. It carried us through when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

20 hours, 37 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Something I learned on Comedians in Cars getting Coffee:


Christopher Walken's wife is a high powered casting director in Hollywood. People [not smart people] are constantly doing their Christopher Walken impersonations to try and impress her. 

20 hours, 39 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Batted Bob @Disgruntled Goat This is a fantastic idea, except for the whole communism thing

20 hours, 45 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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It is growing on me after Letterman called it "Seinfeld going on first dates".

22 hours, 1 minute ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Any of you guys watch Comedians in cars getting coffee?

22 hours, 1 minute ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Purple Drank I'm with @DodgerBytes . I think it is rude.

22 hours, 3 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@JackedNate (ok, it doesn't really wow the ladies)

22 hours, 8 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@JackedNate Plus it wows the ladies when you can say, "Yea, I did a regression analysis today".

22 hours, 10 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo I did a large project on causes of the decrease in crime in the US over the past thirty years, and learned that neither experts nor stats have any idea how it happened...except for some Einsteins that believe it was removing lead from gasoline.

22 hours, 23 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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After taking formal (and expensive!) stats training, my biggest takeaway is that multiple regression analysis in real world applications is usually a huge letdown.

22 hours, 26 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Lobo IOW, Bill is being his usual professional self and doing actual reporter stuff.

23 hours, 45 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@internet baseball fan potato friend No. Logan may try to use some wonky findings on the physical to get more money from the Dodgers, but he isn't going to kill the deal. Nobody would trade with him in the future if he pulled something like that.

1 day, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@RustyH He may have one in his shoulder, too

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Guys, there is NO way that Kemp doesn't pass the physical.


Besides the fact that both teams want him to pass, and they set the pass/fail standard, this trade was orchestrated by Logan--who, by virtue of being with the Dodgers last year--knows exactly what type of health Kemp is in.


This fix is in on this deal and the delay is just Kemp pouting about leaving and so he put off his physical as long as possible.  

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Mike Petriello @ABSmileBunch @DodgerBytes @Dustin Nosler Yep. When both teams want Kemp to pass the physical, he will pass the physical. After all, the teams are who set the pass/fail standard

1 day, 3 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@BIah Ask if her Mom can chaperone by walking 10ft behind you at all times.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@TheConman @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo I don't know exactly what he is trying to say, but that is how I interpret it. If you can't manage egos and get them pulling for the same goal, then what is he doing there? It certainly isn't for his double switch expertise.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@TheConman So, Mattingly is not a player's manager--the primary reason he was hired. Awesome.

1 day, 19 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@nsxtasy @DroogyDodger (Blaise) How about the players who is traded for himself?

1 day, 19 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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@DodgerDodger @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Pimparoo (formerly Harry T) Yes, and that tells you how many GMs are more worried about their jobs and that failure rubbing off on them than the results on the field (in other words, all of them). 

1 day, 19 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official

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