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@0ptimus @Subtle Euphemism and poems!
1 day, 15 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015
@666foldamort @capnsparrow I believe he just did
I go away for 30 minutes....
@Weston T @Subtle Euphemism I'm on salary, so I flagrantly go when I feel like it
1 day, 17 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015
@Weston T @Subtle Euphemism I don't think @Weston T is taking this question seriously
@Weston T It always comes around to butts here
Trying to decide whether I should go see that sniper movie after work or not? I usually don't go to movies to get bummed out. Thoughts?
@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism Why are you blue?
@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism I'M AT WORK, DRANK!!!
Are we still talking about butts around here?
@Moderately Excited Towel @DBrim "Super Rich" is that a place or an explanation for the entire town?
@Iron Man Returns Wearing your own jersey is hilarious and awesome at the same time
@deblue Sorry man
1 day, 18 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015
@Omer (beercoozie) @Subtle Euphemism
1 day, 21 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015
One of my bosses just walked in the office, closed his office door, and let out a long string of obscenity. Hmm...should I wish him a happy friday?
@peetato goat rule in effect, but DeMarcus Cousins is a bad dude. And not in a good way.
@peetato make sure you answer all emails and phone calls promptly so they know you aren't taking a nap. ,,that is about it, really
1 day, 22 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015
@DBrim It boggles. French toast is meant to have a velvety, custardy consistency. Bagels are meant to be chewy and crusty with a sock-you-in-the-mouth attitude. 1+2=7?
@DBrim That sounds awful
@Dustin Nosler You should check at Spring training if he has said clover tattooed as a tramp stamp.
Which begs the question of all of us: "If getting a 4-leaf clover tramp stamp tattoo would guarantee a .400 BABIP, would you get it?"
I wouldn't say that. Justin looks like he has a bit of the luck of the Irish about him.
@Weston T @Subtle Euphemism Oh. So Pretty in Pink then.
2 days, 16 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21
@Weston T Were you in the movie, The Breakfast Club?
@Batted Bob @Subtle Euphemism @deblue You didn't go to my high school, did you?
@Batted Bob @Subtle Euphemism @deblue He used to ask out the most desirable girl from the stuck up clique in HS regularly. She would say yes, tell her friends during break, and they would convince her to break the date. We all thought it was great fun. Sometimes when athletes in the major sports would get a little full of themselves, he would put all his medals from CIF, Masters, and state on his lettermens jacket and wear it to school. He looked like a North Korean general on those days.
Man, I love that guy. He was trolling before it was even a thing.
@Batted Bob @Subtle Euphemism @deblue I had a friend like that, but in cross country. Ended up at UCLA.
@deblue @Subtle Euphemism Or, tuition for some school like...Stanford
@deblue Plot twist: baseball schollies usually aren't even full schollies. He paid money to lose $2M.
@Disgruntled Goat @Tymathee @Chigbogu Fan #1 pee pal professional nnnnnope
2 days, 18 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21
@Chigbogu Fan #1 pee pal professional The The flowchart is a wondrous thing
@PagansOedipalComplex @Subtle Euphemism Last one:
@PagansOedipalComplex @Subtle Euphemism http://thischarmingcharlie.tumblr.com/
@PagansOedipalComplex @Subtle Euphemism They are all great. Charlie Brown is apparently british and Morrissey's uncle or something
Charlie Brown and Morrissey:
@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism I did have access to a rotten banana that I hid at the bottom of a guy's locker at age 12. He didn't notice and got yelled at by a teacher during locker check.
@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism I did not have access to paramilitary hardward at age 12, Drank. I don't blame you for not knowing this, because you are not a person
Another math story. In junior high, my friend was messing with a stink bomb vial during algebra when it broke. I still remember the terrified look he gave me when it happened.
Anyway, he managed to wrap it up in a handful of notebook paper and throw it away at the back of the room without anyone noticing. Eventually, the back of the room started complaining, so our teacher took the trash can to the administration office and left it in there...where it promptly stunk up the entire administration office.
My friend was not caught.
Rate me story.
Hey, does anyone know what McCourt is up to these days? Is his V-energy topped up?
@Tymathee @Subtle Euphemism He is legit as a fielder. Being ENTITLED because of your defense, though, slays me.
@Disgruntled Goat @I Am PFP And So Can You @Batted Bob @Mike Petriello @Bay_of_Puigs Dad jokes are awesome
@Batted Bob @Tymathee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ
@Tymathee @Subtle Euphemism 'Don't talk to me! I'm the guy who bats 8th and makes all the routine plays!"
@Batted Bob @Tymathee He is also funky and cold.
If you are an "all glove, no hit" shortstop,isn't it like a requirement that you have a plucky, team-first attitude? How does a no hit middle infielder become sullen and ungracious? It boggles the mind.
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @deblue This brings back lots of memories of my days working in Dodger parking.
2 days, 20 hours ago on Four Dodgers Make Keith Law’s Top 100 List
@Dustin Nosler WILL THEY SHAVE HIS HEAD!! I NEED TO KNOW!
2 days, 21 hours ago on Four Dodgers Make Keith Law’s Top 100 List
@capnsparrow We used that color for my daughters room, too. I learned that a little goes a long way
@ABSmileBunch @isanz33 And, we have the drinking game for every time he hits a dribbler to the first baseman!
2 days, 22 hours ago on Four Dodgers Make Keith Law’s Top 100 List
@Disgruntled Goat we ARE talking about HR here, you know.
3 days, 15 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Professional Pitcher Paul Maholm