Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo
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"Dan, how did you feel out there tonight?" "I felt good. I felt strong. My option vested, so my family feels good and strong, too."
I could totally see this happening.
7 minutes ago on Can Brian Wilson Really Dial Up His Velocity In The Playoffs?
@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Obviously
3 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 4: Greinke Labors, Cubs Bullpen Labors More
@Purple Drank I am unknowledgable on the subject
@Disgruntled Goat @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Naw, I'd always be second fiddle to the sheeps and Drank. I want someone who seethes in anger at my very existence.
I don't have an internet nemesis, unless you count Obvious Innuendo...which i don't.
@JackedNate @TellMyWifeISaidHello It certainly was a seller's market and the market was really inflated. I don't know if that justified the lack of action, but it was a factor.
@JackedNate All true and I share your angst. However, it is friday today, so here is something to cheer you up:
3 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 4: Greinke Labors, Cubs Bullpen Labors More
Any chance we could trade Perez and his dog's stach for Edwin Jackson on our way out of town. He would still be in improvement over our current rotation, right?
@Omer (beercoozie) http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-shark
3 days, 23 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s Season, Historically
Different strokes... When my (anglo-saxon) friend from LA complained to the principal at the school in Japan where he was teaching about how the kids kept touching his arm hair, the principal suggested he just rap them on top of their heads...and he was serious.
@Purple Drank @Omer (beercoozie) @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo And here is more: Potatoes grow more eyes the bigger they get, so this doesn't even apply to him.
@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!) @Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo I heard he was a state of mind
@OCDodger @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo I don't know about that, but my wife's naturally pouty lips are dead sexy
@Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Not everything is about you, drank. Humans are talking about human stuff
Cool Trivia fact. Your eyes don't grow as you do, which is why babies have big eyes.
What makes it creepy: Men find large eyes attractive, and women go to great lengths to make their eyes appear larger through cosmetics.
*Hour, not day
4 days ago on Clayton Kershaw’s Season, Historically
LinkedIn is bored today. In the last day I got a feed with a nude android picture and an article comparing Steve Jobs to George Harrison.
@Diane Nguyen Now I want to click that link. Dammit
@Lobo @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo We know what we saw.
4 days, 1 hour ago on Clayton Kershaw’s Season, Historically
I'll never forget watching Kershaw's perfect game.
@DBrim *Kansas City. If a pitcher fells a tree in Kansas City, it makes no sound
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello Wait...what? The Hindu Kush are really just weed?
@Son of Brim *bias
In other news, the Florida st fans defending Jameis Winston today are pretty amusing.
5 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
I never thought I'd be able to say this, but "Kersh and Grein, and pray for rain".
@mawp @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @shooter` true
*The baseball version of the Raiders
5 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 17, 2014: Darwin Barney, Leadoff Hitter
@mawp @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix @Dustin Nosler Well, we ARE talking about the Rockies here.
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @mawp @Dustin Nosler pretty much, unless you like monitoring our strategic missile stockpile.
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix @mawp @Dustin Nosler They said on the radio that Albucracky is like 1000 feet LOWER than Colorado Springs, so moving there is actually an improvement for them
@Superba I apologize for bringing it up
@KMT59 Sounds dirty
@JackedNate It is likely in the plug
I'm just grateful we have the lineup out there to make us large deficits.
Seriously, though, Donny should just empty the bench and give the kids their day in the sun of 90 degree weather and 18% humidity
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Bill Russell should have been jailed for aggravated abuse or something.
you know what I would really like to see? The same hitter hit two grand slams in the same inning.
...just hold on until we get to their bullpen
Oh, and 18% humidity so those baseballs are going to be drying out like grapes in Fresno.
So... It snowed in Denver like a week ago, but today they are playing a day game in 90 degree weather. Balls are going to be flying today
5 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being
Kershaw's beard, or Pedro's jheri curl?
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @ak825 That is good, but it is still a dumb article, and that fact that he ignored Pedro's jherri-curl is a disgrace.
@ak825 @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo agreed, but that article doesn't do Pedro any favors. It was ridiculous. Trying to downplay any pitcher's season where their ERA starts with a 1 is just dumb.
6 days ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being
@Mike Petriello Does he watch, or does he "gaze smolderingly"?
Read the Grantland article on Kershaw, and I am reminded that snark is best ingested in small doses. That was like taking snark, shooting it, then hanging it, and THEN draw and quartering it.
@Lobo I'd bat Volts leadoff and Amps in the clean-up hole.
6 days ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster
After reviewing the "art" posted below in music videos, I'd like to observe that modern hip hop has lost the art of subtle euphemism (good profile name!). Even romance novels has better lyricists than in these songs.
In the context of business strategy, the next step as I see it for saber-guys is to start to work with traditional stats/"eye" guys. Instead of both sides drawing battle lines and sneering at each other, I think the saber movement will grow faster if they start to use a an attitude of "Let us add to what you are already doing/using".
6 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning
@Superba @DodgersFan This post deserves better. Two Thumbs way up
1 week ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine