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@P_F_P @- Casey - The Hunt for Bunt October

18 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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@TheConman "come on skip, let me walk one more"

26 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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The Unbearable lightness of Bunting?

26 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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I don't know about these bunts, but I know I like me some Chinese steamed buns

30 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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@DBrim I agree. Only saw the later innings, but it felt like KC were making the A's more and more agitated with every bunt and steal.

32 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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@DBrim Camotose from sorrow?

33 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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First time I've had a chance to login. How about that small ball last night! Are Brim and Mike still comatose from rage? 

34 minutes ago on Better Know A NLDS Opponent: Cardinals Offense

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They create them, like a wizard?

21 hours, 50 minutes ago on American League Wild Card: A’s @ Royals

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Hi

21 hours, 52 minutes ago on American League Wild Card: A’s @ Royals

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@Disgruntled Goat @Ashamed Meth Goat  @Purple Drank Good call. They are warping a clean story with no references to posteriors

1 day, 1 hour ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@capnsparrow  @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Purple Drank @GinFizzBear @Ashamed Meth Goat My Pops used to think they were nuts and didn't want to hear it, but after a while they convinced him something was actually going on. FWIW

1 day, 1 hour ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@exceedingly boring potato @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Of course you were. Profanity and sexual tension, you said. I unfortunately, was not up to the task

1 day, 1 hour ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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VND, Potato was asking for your special talents a minute ago.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@capnsparrow  @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Purple Drank @GinFizzBear @Ashamed Meth Goat "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy". 


My Pops was an emergency room doc for decades. He heard some cra-cra stories from patients after being revived--like patients knowing his name after waking up, when they had been unconscious the whole time, asking where pieces of equipment of other caregivers were who had helped when they were flatlining but then left, etc.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@exceedingly boring potato @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo "...a pleasing shape, just big enough to sit neatly in the hand, with a firm plumpness that quickly turned to softness when a little pressure was applied--like it was only the skin that kept it in place at all.


"he knew he had found the peach he was looking for'.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@Lobo @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo in conclusion, don't be an idiot like me.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@Ashamed Meth Goat  @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo If only I could. That memory is still potent enough to make me tense and to raise my blood pressure.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@Uncultured Bastard @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Didn't work on those phones. I bet he tried, but I was intent on cramming my entire boot into my mouth.

1 day, 2 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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Rate my work story:


Years ago I thought I wanted to work for a large exterior remodeling company in Orange County (It turned out I really didn't).


I was an asst foreman who managed a couple of roofing crews. I had heard that one homeowner was giving my crew a hard time, so when the general foreman chirped me on our Nokia direct connect phones (exactly like walkie-talkies. You push the talk button and your message comes through on their speaker phone, then they push the talk button and reply on your speaker. Very convenient and fast for quick messages) and asked me about them, I gave him the whole spiel about what jerks they were and how unreasonable they were being.


When I finally ran out of steam, he hit his talk button and I heard over my speaker, "JL, um, they are standing right next to me".

1 day, 2 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength

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@BIah I think I'd google "opening broken doorsets". Or,  campus police

1 day, 16 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@BIah what school are you at?

1 day, 17 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@BIah Water is more precious than food. If you need to, trade one for the other

1 day, 17 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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Oh, and Blah. No woman has ever said no to getting a Jamba Juice with even a mildly acceptable guy.

1 day, 17 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@capnsparrow  @BIah @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Dang it, I knew that birds did that on purpose.

1 day, 17 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@BIah @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo After reading through,  I'm now down on all the online hookup apps (if there are more that haven't been mentioned, you don't need to mention them).

1 day, 17 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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So, this is DD After Dark (TM. all rights reserved). 

1 day, 17 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@DINGERS! That is why I used incognito

1 day, 20 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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I'm glad I incognito'ed it before I googled "chaturbate"

1 day, 21 hours ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@efb Does this mean fewer commercials because we aren't in prime time? That is a win right there.

2 days ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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@Tymathee @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo My company is disrupting the hell out of it. Rewarding the high quality providers. 

2 days ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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@Tymathee whoa there. Let's wait for Justin Turner to weigh in on this

2 days ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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Crazy healthcare stat of the day:


Over the past 12 years, 80% of the total increase in employee compensation has been swallowed up by increasing healthcare costs. For the average worker, That is $8000 NOT in my pocket to use for other things like milk or subscriptions to spider picture feeds.

2 days ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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@Tymathee @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo I know, right? I felt objectified. Drank knows what that's like.

2 days, 1 hour ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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Story Time? 

As a not-very-attractive dude, I have only been whistled at once. Coincidentally, it was while working at the Dodger Stadium parking lot in high school during Gap night at Dodger Stadium.

2 days, 1 hour ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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@Purple Drank @exceedingly boring potato @Diane Nguyen but he thought it was $1, you know, because he couldn't see it.

2 days, 1 hour ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin

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