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I believe it was @Purple Drank who once said, "Chris Perez, the human victory cigar." Pretty much!
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 13, 2014: This Is A Big Game
Just 1 run? Is the offense struggling?
Damn, can't wait for the Monday game when the Gnats come to town.
We are ONLY in the 2nd inning. Wow.
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel I'm a bot Mike created.
Can we please see Dee again this inning?
THIS IS AMAZINGGG!!
Came in to see if anyone made a Flores for MVP joke yet.
1 month ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 21, 2014: Jon Niese Arrives In Los Angeles
This was a really fun mailbag. Thanks, Chad!
1 month ago on Mailbag #10: Comebacks, A-Gon Vs. Shift, Puig’s Power, Giancarlo Dreaming
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 6, 2014: Goodbye, Chone Figgins (At Least For Now)
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 25, 2014: Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez Return
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) Don't you dare!
@Mike Petriello Hey, Mike. I do internet things. Could lend a hand if you'd like.
2 months ago on Should We Be Frightened About Ned Colletti Trading For A Reliever?
Weird watching a Beckett game that doesn't go 5 hours.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Cardinals @ Dodgers June 26, 2014: Uribe Is Back, Hanley Sticks Around
Recording the SNLA recast of this just so I can watch this as many times as I want.
3 months ago on Dodgers 8, Rockies 0: Clayton Kershaw Just Pitched The Best Game You Will Ever See
Where are those legs when you need to field a ball, Hanley?! (Still glad you stole, tho)
3 months, 1 week ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers June 14, 2014: Dan Haren Is A Mess
@Blue Collar @Purple Drank Didn't that used to be a real thing?
@Purple Drank I would've liked to see him hold the bat for the rest of the inning
@Good Clubhouse Guy He's always mad.
Just need another Dee homerun.
Offense from all the usual places.
Puig schooled by Vin
@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim Aw! I kind of want Japan to win.
Owned by my 18 month old. Here I am on my laptop while she has the big screen with Mickey's Clubhouse.
Welcome to Dodger Baseball.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Rockies June 7, 2014: Still Terrified Of Coors
This inning should have been over already.
Just needed one fucking ball in the outfield.
I don't know. I have to wait to see if Steiner is ok with it. Not sure he needed to go to 3rd.
Turner almost threw it away again. Never dull.
@Purple Drank My thought exactly
Haha. That was awesome. Don: I am taking you out. Greinke: No. Don: ok.
@Purple Drank Hey, don't forget that he's an integral part of that Tampa Bay team projected to be in the World Series. #analysis.
Agon is pressing.
That slide didn't look all that great though.
What happened to Puig?
@capnsparrow Wasn't it that fight? </trolling>
WHAT??@!! @a tomato called it!!!
@KMT59 @zeroami That sounds really awesome, but I am out of pocket, unfortunately. I am usually up for a day trip.
@Professor Towel Just today?
Baseball will never make sense.
4 months ago on Dodgers @ Phillies May 25, 2014: Matt Kemp, Left Fielder, Eventually
Such a productive out(tm).
@ABSmileBunch @zeroami Good, I'm not the only one seeing this.
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!!?
At this rate, Haren might make it to the 3rd inning.
4 months ago on Dodgers @ Phillies May 24, 2014: Matt Kemp, Benched Again
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home
@efb I came to say exactly this. It is so damn annoying.
That looked like it got the bat.
5 months ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 24, 2014: No Kemp Tonight
On the bright side, the Dodgers have 3 days off after this.... oh wait.
WHY THE HELL WAS KENLEY PITCHING LAST NIGHT?!