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Keep crushing your pedals. The pain will be gone by Monday, Tuesday tops.

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Last Chance! Win a Chamois Butt’r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Final Question

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I am a happily married fella but my wife would want to hang out at the casino giving me liberty to have some "Cross Candy" on my arm. I have developed a Youtube crush on Heidi Swift who did some reports from Portlands Cross Crusade series. She races cross and looks cute with mud on her face. My date would have to be willing to dress up like a classy show girl and be able to holler loud enough to be heard over the cowbells. I think she would be game. Heidi, Call me.

11 months ago on Win a Chamois Butt'r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 9 Question

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Add a hecklers platform with speakers broadcasting to the entire course. How about a run-up that is littered with the hooker magazines you get on the strip. That would make it slippery and slimey at the same time.

 

12 months ago on Win a Chamois Butt’r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 5 Question

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Heartbreak Hotel

 

Well, since my baby left me

I found a new place to dwell

It's held on the weekend in city park

It's Cy Clo Cross Hell

(chorus)

You make me so achy, baby, you make me so achy,

 you make so achy, lets go ride

 

Although it's sometimes crowded

You still can find some room

Front of the pack and win the race

And, guzzle some brew

(chorus)

 

The barriers keep comin

Mud caked up my back

Broke away so long ago

Ain't never lookin back 

(chorus)

 

Now if your lady leaves you

You've got some stuff to sell

Git you a cross bike and down to the park

for Cy Clo Cross Hell.

1 year ago on Win a Chamois Butt’r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 4 Question

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I quit with the polite explanation. My current explanation that gets the point across. You take a glob in your hand and schmear it all over the business and ahhhh the cream, you gotta love the cream! They have a European cream style that has a certain (do a whole body shiver )woooo!

1 year ago on Win a Chamois Butt’r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 2 Question

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I want to see my wife race. Maybe then she will see how much fun it is and how excrutiatingly hard it can be. Maybe then she will stop poking fun at me for being so lousy at cross.

1 year ago on Win a Chamois Butt’r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest

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