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@Purple Drank We won, right?

8 months, 1 week ago on It’s Quiet. Too Quiet.

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Is the World Series over yet?

8 months, 1 week ago on It’s Quiet. Too Quiet.

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@Lobo It's not any uglier than the unaltered truck.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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22-year-old rookies should ideally throw as many pitches as possible under high-stress conditions.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@Hoze @FJ is exploring ambivalence Sure, but I don't see either of them (or Kemp) staying healthy long enough and consistently enough that playing time becomes a major concern, either.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@PagansOedipalComplex @FJ is exploring ambivalence @Hoze There are plenty of options besides those names. Why are you assuming they'd want to go that deep in the outfield anyway? Ryan, btw, hasn't played any position but short in the last half dozen years. Rather than a sixth outfielder I imagine they'd go with a utility infielder.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@Hoze Davis made $2.5/yr coming off a career year at age 30 and has regressed a lot, so I imagine he could be had fairly cheap. Not a big fan of the guy, though. Terrible baserunner, runs his teams out of big innings, but he accumulates a lot of steals so he has a rep as a "speedster".

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@PagansOedipalComplex Most recent indication was he's leaning towards "not" this year but I don't have a link.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@InsideThePark (empty stadium) It's the beard that threw you off.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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As our friend with that awful Halloween club blog pointed out, no matter who wins this thing, either Red Sox fans or Yankees fans are going to be bitterly disappointed. So there's that to look forward to.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@DINGERS! Been there.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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Funny how people yelled "small sample size" when we got all excited about Puig but it's totally ok to pronounce Wacha the Future of Pitching Superstars less than 100 innings into his career.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@PagansOedipalComplex @DBrim But he's 6000 feet tall! And he's from Texas!

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@DBrim WHAT ABOUT THOSE OTHER 18 GUYS, JOE?

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@LA_Woman @PagansOedipalComplex @FJ is exploring ambivalence I know, but I tried imagining cheering for StL for like ten minutes and just felt miserable and dirty.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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Buck and McCarver were licking Wacha's taint in the first inning. Imagine a whole game of this. Or stab yourself in the forehead with an ice pick, whichever is less painful.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@TheConman So reading this article, I am hearing that people keep talking about Manny Acta because people keep bringing him up. Ok, cool.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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Time to go to Canada and fight hockey players and mooses (meese?)

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@pjbruno @FJ is exploring ambivalence @NeDieterich One sportswriter created it. It spread, like all viruses. 

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@NeDieterich Fernandez will probably win. Puig will definitely get votes, but too many sportswriters believe the Puig Narrative.

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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lolgrant

You'll snap when you hear a conversation like this on Fox:

Joe Buck: Beards free spirits Cardinals more reserved model franchise beards fans beards.

Tim McCarver: In my opinion, it isn't the having of the beards that is so unorthodox, but rather the decision to grow the beards in the first place together as a team for the first time.

Dropkick Murphys: /sings

9 months ago on Let’s Get To Know Masahiro Tanaka

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@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim Snowed an inch here in Cleveland last night and this morning.

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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Goddamnit. Red Sox fans are cluttering my newsfeed with selfies of their "playoff beards". I knew this would happen.

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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@Chavez Ravine Fiend Imagine if there were two of them. One on either side, breathing heavily through their mouths into both of your ears.

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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@Pawl_myself_to_sleep @FJ is exploring ambivalence @^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ Maybe. Relievers are not terribly important in my schematic. My chart basically goes Kenley > Wilson > ??? with a lot of gifs of people shrugging.

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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@Pawl_myself_to_sleep @^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ I'd rather have him than not have him, so there's that.

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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@^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ Yeah, I don't actually see the problem. I'd prefer 2 years/$12 mil or something, but if three is what it takes and you can get it at $5...

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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Dammit Wainwright. I thought I told you to trim those sideburns.

http://i.imgur.com/inhyOrZ.jpg

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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At the very least I will always love Don for this.

http://i.imgur.com/udxCcQG.jpg

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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@BIah Stiegl. That's the shit.

9 months ago on Don Mattingly To Return, Unless He Doesn’t

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@Lobo @BIah @FJ is exploring ambivalence My wife went to seminary. She said nobody knew how to party quite like the monks. Of course, this was a seminary in Berkeley...

9 months ago on Now You Know Who Jeremy Hazelbaker Is

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@BIah @Lobo Your school is a factory of sadness.

9 months ago on Now You Know Who Jeremy Hazelbaker Is

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@Hoze @FJ is exploring ambivalence Is his face on upside down? I feel like I accidentally tripped balls and looked at Dodger Thoughts.

9 months ago on Now You Know Who Jeremy Hazelbaker Is

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@^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ I think we're all pretty excited.

9 months ago on Now You Know Who Jeremy Hazelbaker Is

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Is this the longest game in the history of games or do I really just not care very much?

9 months ago on Now You Know Who Jeremy Hazelbaker Is

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