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To the tune of "Blue Suede Shoes"
With handups of money
And bacon fo' sho'
The beer is all ready
Now go, 'cross, go!
I step through
Riding with my spike toed shoes
Got a single chainring
And I'm riding with my spike toed shoes
Hot into the corner
Grab my canti brakes
Hop o'er the barriers
Choke down a cupcake
Well, pushing to the limit
I'm about to spew,
rolled a tire of the rim
I need to reglue!
And riding with my spike toed shoes
Got my lugged steel frame
Well, put on the embro
Legs are on fire
Just like Tim Johnson
I'll never retire!
is my new foray
Try and take the holeshot
Won't happen today
My pit crew
Is cleaning off my spike toed shoes
Got full carbon wheels
Well, stuffin' the money
Down my skinsuit
Hecklers ringing cowbells
They holler and hoot
Well, I shoulder my bike
Now I'm running with my spike toed shoes
Well, it's spike, spike, spike toed shoes
And those big, muddy, rubber boots
Yeah, spike, spike, spike toed shoes
Baby, spike, spike, spike toed shoes
In line for the pressure wash
And I'm standing in my spike toed shoes
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Win a Chamois Butt'r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 4 Question
Never wear embro underneath tights. It will channel directly up to your nether regions, and definitely make for an uncomfortable race.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Win a Chamois Butt'r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 3 Question
Well, see, you always need some cushin' when you're pushin' the pedals. Chamois creme is like the milk of unicorns, used solely to protect your giblets from friction during long or hard rides.
Always remember: chamois creme, THEN embrocation (which is like a magical no-more-pain rub for your legs). Never reverse that sequence, unless you want to feel the pain of 1,000 fires.
5 months ago on Win a Chamois Butt’r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest: Results and Week 2 Question
Zdenek Stybar, hands down.
5 months, 1 week ago on Win a Chamois Butt'r Swag Bag and CrossVegas VIP Ticket by Entering Our Contest