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I hate Angel Pagan. One out.
2 hours, 32 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 6: Getting Late Early For Arizona
Pads squeeze. So nice to see Denorfia annoy someone else for a change.
2 hours, 38 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 6: Getting Late Early For Arizona
How come Butera keeps his mask on? Does he shower with that thing on?
2 hours, 46 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 19, 2014: Bolsinger?
Everybody have a drink.
2 hours, 52 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 19, 2014: Bolsinger?
Do you even read the articles here?
2 hours, 55 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 19, 2014: Bolsinger?
Would you say Kenley has a case of the BABIPs?
23 hours, 10 minutes ago on Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2: A tale of two games, but still a loss
That is the worst soup strainer I've ever seen. -shudder-
2 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers 2, Giants 1: Exhale
Yup, all of that crazy stuff evens out, so the boys just have to keep plugging away. This is doubly true for Jansen; I hope he's not getting down. He did look a little frustrated after the game there.
What a frustrating series. Good thing is, pitching looked great, so that bodes well for the long term.
Was at the game last night, in the bleachers. Stayed until the bitter end, was trying to figure out where the hell Paco was.
Missed the last BART train, so had to take a cab across the Bay Bridge. A fitting end of the evening, I suppose.
3 days, 10 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something
Baseball players are strange. They'll do extra cautious things like holding onto the catcher's mask until the very last second to avoid tripping over it and taking a minute chance at injury, but will give it back a hundred-fold by diving into first.
1 week, 3 days ago on Reminder: Sliding Head First Is Still The Worst
Did anyone else get "that sinking feeling" when they showed League warming up in the bullpen?
1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers 3, Tigers 2: Let This Be The World Series, Please
@Lobo @gobaers @P_F_P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54KBPA20b9Q
1 week, 4 days ago on Here’s How A.J. Ellis Got Injured
@P_F_P OK, Mr. fancypants, tell me you this: Rutles vs. Spinal Tap
I hate giving the Giants money, but I have to be there to support the Blue Crew. In the bleachers wearing a Dodger hat will be fun times, as it always is.
@capnsparrow @Barney G @gobaers (he just did this for yet another Belt homer. God, this day is awful)
@capnsparrow @Barney G @gobaers Kuip is less of a homer, but still awful.
@Barney G @gobaers That they were trying to get him on the Frick list last year was laughable and awful. The worst.
Listening/watching the Gnats game broadcast makes me want to puncture my eardrums. There's nothing I hate more than Krukow's voice.
@Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) Definitely paypal him $1.
@Barney G @GinFizzBear @gobaers They could play 25 innings and deplete all their pitchers. Still, Dbacks vs. Gnats, I prefer Gibby's team take that.
@Lobo Kicking and Screaming. (Baumbach, not Dangerfield)
Are the Gnats losing yet?
@Purple Drank @Lobo I've always found Anchorman to be overrated. Classic Ferrell, but I think Talladega is funnier.
@Lobo @Purple Drank Unpopular opinion: Funny People. A movie about comedy with actually funny comedy in it.
@Lobo @TheReggieHurley @gobaers @efb You've convinced me. Ethier 1st. That OBP...
Seeing the news that my favorite guy in blue is injured is making for a shitty day. Why can't I get a Tommys burger when I need one? I need comfort food.
@TheReggieHurley @efb Bleh. Should be: Crawford Ramirez Gonzalez Kemp Ethier Uribe Gordon Fedex Haren.
@Catfishin Can you really love anyone other than Dodgers? I live in Oakland, go to a few games per year, but still feel strange about wearing the green cap. Just feel like a poseur when I do, because I BLEED BLUE.
@Catfishin I like that guys NativeAmerimullet. Chic.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Giants 8, Dodgers 4: At Least Matt Kemp Didn’t Break
@Purple Drank @gobaers Considering I'm a Cal/Dodgers fan, it's been an awful decade for my sports fandom thus far. The Dodgers getting good ownership is the only thing that lets me get out of bed in the morning. (Though credit the Kings' Stanley Cup. That was fun.)
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Yasiel Puig benched for being late, and deservedly so
Oh, forgot Kershaw started the first Australia game...
Wait, this is Ryu's third "Opener" in a row?
@TheReggieHurley @DodgersFan @*VND* "One dollar." -some asshole.
Honestly, I have no idea what to expect from Kemp this year. He could be MVP, he could look totally mediocre, I have no idea either way. What is a realistic expectation of his performance this year?
3 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers should consider pre-MLB deals with Joc Pederson and Julio Urias
My favorite player. I never tire of hearing, "and Ellis draws ball four."
3 weeks, 5 days ago on A.J. Ellis on Framing, Batting Order, and ‘Between Two Palm Trees’
@Batted Bob Poor Jon. I try never to have sympathy for a Stanford grad, but this whole deal has gotta suck.
1 month ago on Dodgers rally late behind Yasiel Puig to beat Team Australia, 4-2
The late movement on those Zach Lee pitches is delicious.