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So, I guess this game is going to be 7 - 1 Dodgers?
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Dodgers well-represented on BA and BP midseason Top 50 prospects list
@Purple Drank Cleveland Mistakes.
1 month ago on Cleveland Sporting Team @ Dodgers July 2, 2014: House Money Lineup
"Sporting Team." Love it.
Wait, what is higher, mediocre or average?
2 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Phillies May 24, 2014: Matt Kemp, Benched Again
@KMT59 All the layers of insulation make Dee look like a normal weight player.
3 months ago on Dodgers @ Twins May 1, 2014: Game One
@Good Clubhouse Guy If I were living in Minneapolis, and the Dodgers were visiting, I'd go. Pretty rare thing.
@Purple Drank I see Drank has been laying off the Drank. Smart!
3 months ago on What Happens If The Dodgers Get Rained Out In Minnesota Again?
@a potato Red beards = grit. Grit -> championships. We need all the Howells and Turners we can get.
3 months, 1 week ago on Is Kenley Jansen Being Used Too Much?
@Lobo @Mike Petriello @gobaers Well apparently I haven't been paying attention.
Would you trust League with a 3 run lead in the 8th?
The sooner we realize League is a sunk cost, the better. He must be having an awful time, I feel badly for him.
That last pitch was NSFW
3 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 23, 2014: Enter Hamels
I had forgotten how strange the bridge sections are in I Love LA.
Don't count on the Rockies to do anything right.
3 months, 1 week ago on Where Did The Dodger Offense Go?
@Purple Drank @gobaers @KMT59 Clearly, I'm not in DodgersDigest commenting shape today. time for more caffeine.
@Purple Drank @KMT59 Is that because Hotels concierge always think he is one?
I knew I like Orosco for a reason:
Against Bonds: 30 PA, 4 hits, 2 HR.
@Purple Drank @Johnnyswing "Jaime Moyer" is a funny way to pronounce Jesse Orozco.
@Purple Drank Too early in the season to tell, but which team will present the greatest challenge in the NL West? Rocks?
@Purple Drank @Catfishin @Mike Petriello No. You work with what info you have, signing Harang would have been crazy.
I hate Angel Pagan. One out.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 6: Getting Late Early For Arizona
Pads squeeze. So nice to see Denorfia annoy someone else for a change.
How come Butera keeps his mask on? Does he shower with that thing on?
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 19, 2014: Bolsinger?
Everybody have a drink.
Do you even read the articles here?
Would you say Kenley has a case of the BABIPs?
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2: A tale of two games, but still a loss
That is the worst soup strainer I've ever seen. -shudder-
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 2, Giants 1: Exhale
Yup, all of that crazy stuff evens out, so the boys just have to keep plugging away. This is doubly true for Jansen; I hope he's not getting down. He did look a little frustrated after the game there.
What a frustrating series. Good thing is, pitching looked great, so that bodes well for the long term.
Was at the game last night, in the bleachers. Stayed until the bitter end, was trying to figure out where the hell Paco was.
Missed the last BART train, so had to take a cab across the Bay Bridge. A fitting end of the evening, I suppose.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something
Baseball players are strange. They'll do extra cautious things like holding onto the catcher's mask until the very last second to avoid tripping over it and taking a minute chance at injury, but will give it back a hundred-fold by diving into first.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Reminder: Sliding Head First Is Still The Worst
Did anyone else get "that sinking feeling" when they showed League warming up in the bullpen?
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers 3, Tigers 2: Let This Be The World Series, Please
@Lobo @gobaers @P_F_P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54KBPA20b9Q
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Here’s How A.J. Ellis Got Injured
@P_F_P OK, Mr. fancypants, tell me you this: Rutles vs. Spinal Tap
I hate giving the Giants money, but I have to be there to support the Blue Crew. In the bleachers wearing a Dodger hat will be fun times, as it always is.
@capnsparrow @Barney G @gobaers (he just did this for yet another Belt homer. God, this day is awful)
@capnsparrow @Barney G @gobaers Kuip is less of a homer, but still awful.
@Barney G @gobaers That they were trying to get him on the Frick list last year was laughable and awful. The worst.
Listening/watching the Gnats game broadcast makes me want to puncture my eardrums. There's nothing I hate more than Krukow's voice.
@Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) Definitely paypal him $1.
@Barney G @GinFizzBear @gobaers They could play 25 innings and deplete all their pitchers. Still, Dbacks vs. Gnats, I prefer Gibby's team take that.
@Lobo Kicking and Screaming. (Baumbach, not Dangerfield)
Are the Gnats losing yet?
@Purple Drank @Lobo I've always found Anchorman to be overrated. Classic Ferrell, but I think Talladega is funnier.
@Lobo @Purple Drank Unpopular opinion: Funny People. A movie about comedy with actually funny comedy in it.
@Lobo @TheReggieHurley @gobaers @efb You've convinced me. Ethier 1st. That OBP...
Seeing the news that my favorite guy in blue is injured is making for a shitty day. Why can't I get a Tommys burger when I need one? I need comfort food.
@TheReggieHurley @efb Bleh. Should be: Crawford Ramirez Gonzalez Kemp Ethier Uribe Gordon Fedex Haren.
@Catfishin Can you really love anyone other than Dodgers? I live in Oakland, go to a few games per year, but still feel strange about wearing the green cap. Just feel like a poseur when I do, because I BLEED BLUE.
@Catfishin I like that guys NativeAmerimullet. Chic.
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Giants 8, Dodgers 4: At Least Matt Kemp Didn’t Break
@Purple Drank @gobaers Considering I'm a Cal/Dodgers fan, it's been an awful decade for my sports fandom thus far. The Dodgers getting good ownership is the only thing that lets me get out of bed in the morning. (Though credit the Kings' Stanley Cup. That was fun.)
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Yasiel Puig benched for being late, and deservedly so