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5 days, 23 hours ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2: An Inauspicious Restart
@a casey Don't worry, the newb is a Dodger fan too by birth right. He even already has his own jersey. Now we just need to sign him up for a LiveFyre account.
6 days ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 2: An Inauspicious Restart
@Lobo @Tommy D @Uncultured Bastard I have a cat.
@Lobo @Tommy D @Uncultured Bastard My brother. Sister is due shortly too.
@Uncultured Bastard is officially a grandpa.
That is all.
@PasadenaDodger FIrst rule of Humma
It WAS fixed! http://deadspin.com/mlb-network-host-told-trout-before-game-hed-triple-home-1605669799
1 week, 2 days ago on The 2014 All-Star Game: Imminent Jeterpocalypse
@P_F_P He's officially a Dodger now.
Sorry if a repost, but if you haven't seen the "honest" version of Nike's Jeter commercial, you should. http://deadsp.in/TwyJFOQ
@shooter` The A's too.
@0ptimus @KMT59 I hope he doesn't pull anything. We need him healthy.
@Professor Towel @LA_Woman @Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) @InsideThePark (THE COMMUNITY) More like None Star, amirite?
Jeter should have caught that.
Must... not... refresh...
Jeter came up, the crown went wild, and the announcers started jabbering. I grabbed my headphones to hear what was going on, then realized what I was doing and put them back down.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) And Puig can instruct Dee on bunting.
The only day of the year I can't root for Felix.
Fuck Cal Ripken
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello @Tommy D Yes. Specifically the mail bags. But in general too. I suppose?
1 week, 2 days ago on Mailbag No. 8: Recall Seager, DFA Ethier, Trade Gordon, Acquire Cain, Vin Still The Best
Thank you Mike.
Awww, it's over already?
1 week, 3 days ago on Never, Ever Let Another Dodger In The Home Run Derby
@No-no Happy and Tired Math Cat I would have been happy with just a bat flip.
1 week, 3 days ago on Yasiel Puig looks to avoid adding to Dodgers’ Home Run Derby tradition of shame
@PJ14 @imstillherewhatever The last out, they give $10,000 to charity for every HR hit.
@PJ14 Doesn't matter, had Greinke.
@Laser Ninja WAY WAY WAY WAY BACK... to the first row.
@PagansOedipalComplex Royals, but still.
@DBrim @Omer (beercoozie) http://i.imgur.com/Nem53ud.gif
@Laser Ninja @Tommy D @InsideThePark (All Star Break) x2 in a month.
@InsideThePark (All Star Break) Wait... that didn't come out right...
@InsideThePark (All Star Break) Uncle Tom
@Laser Ninja @Tommy D
@Laser Ninja Enjoying your last moments of not being a grandpa?
Hey, you never know. Stanton and Morneau could also get 0 to force a tie breaker...
Think Crawford is still the fourth man out?11/5/2013[Stearns] talked with [Dodgers director of baseball contracts] Alex Tamin: LAD is looking to acuire some back end SP depth and up the middle infield depth. They believe they have depth in the pen and would be willing to deal from it (AT mentioned Belisario and Guerra). LAD also has four OF for three spots and would be willing to talk about Crawford
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers 1, Indians 0: All alone in first place
hahaha you look like you're having a good time. You deserve it.Now sit down...
@TheConman I logged in just to fap this.
1 month ago on Projection Systems and the Dodger Offense
@Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) Yup :(
@VivaFinland! Always wait. The good sales never start on the first day.
1 month ago on Clayton Kershaw’s No-Hit Stuff
I love it. We should have all Kershaw posts all the time. Only thing missing is a gif of AJ running through the wall in the 9th.
@I Digesti Seriously? Because they posted this right before."Three outs away! Watch the Los Angeles Dodgers' Clayton Kershaw vie for a no-hitter against the Colorado Rockies in LA. We'll bring you live to Vin Scully's call of the 9th inning on MLB Tonight!"
1 month ago on Dodgers 8, Rockies 0: Clayton Kershaw Just Pitched The Best Game You Will Ever See
I think I'm going to puke.
Your turn Ryu.
1 month ago on Rockies @ Dodgers June 18, 2014: Hanley Talks His Way Into The Lineup
@Uncultured Bastard I waiting until the game was over because I didn't want to jinx it.
My heart... it hurts.