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So here's the worst thing I've typed into the internet and meant it:

Time to put Craig Adams back into the lineup?

Sure, he sucks, but bless his little heart, he tries so hard.  Unlike the rest of this team.  Seriously, I forgot Nick Spaling existed, and if you told me while watching this game that the Pens picked up Winnik at the deadline, I wouldn't have believed you.

4 days, 2 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/recap-game-four-its-almost-over-pens-lose-in-ot-still-winless-in-ot-at-consol-in-playoffs.html

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@Redacted_66 

Scuds really did turn it around this year compared to last, but his contract is still completely ludicrous.

2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/recap-game-82-brandon-sutter-and-marc-andre-fleury-save-the-season-pens-win-2-0.html

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When we got Lovejoy for Player #41, I laughed and laughed.

But holy shit Lovejoy has been awful.  At least when Bort was in front our own goalie, he'd fall down and lay on the ice and not be in the way.  Lovejoy likes throwing up screens like he's pretending to be Hornquist.

2 weeks, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/recap-game-80-par-for-the-course-penguins-melt-down-again-lose-in-overtime.html

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@ChristopherCastine @dptpitt 

Maybe if you cry more in the comments it'll make these people who provide you with free entertainment bend to your preference to never shit talk a Pens player

IT'S WORKING I CAN FEEEEEEEEEL IT

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-26-pens-lose-4-3-in-overtime.html

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@ChristopherCastine Bort getting trapped low like that let the Rags hit the zone and get set up.  Pens backcheckers were rushing to get back and got all out of sorts.  It's not 100% Bort's fault but some of it was on him.

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-26-pens-lose-4-3-in-overtime.html

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Keep your arms down next time, Bort.  Enjoy your game off, and pray Dumoulin sucks worse than you.

4 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/robert-bortuzzo-should-be-suspended.html

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@Redacted_66 

Seconded; blood clots are no joke, and this is now officially a recurring issue with him.

Why risk your life for a game?

5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/pascal-dupuis-out-six-months-with-a-blood-clot-in-his-lung.html

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@jovi0055 I turned off the game, and then loaded up the radio to listen to the post game show they do, and as soon as it finished loading I heard Lange calling the Sutter goal.  I thought poor Mike had lost his mind.

5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-breaking-down-the-bat-shit-crazy-between-the-pens-and-rangers.html

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@YorkPens 

 Oh, you're in York?  My condolences.  I'm over the river in Lancaster.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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Also, Steigerwald is truly awful.  He's a homer, and not the lovable kind either.  Luckily the stream I had last night was MSG, and those guys aren't too bad.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@jovi0055 


OH GOD JETS SCORED


BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT BUY OUT 

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-12-pittsburgh-penguins-at-winnipeg-jets.html

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If Fleury loses tonight, I'm ready for full contract panic mode.

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-12-pittsburgh-penguins-at-winnipeg-jets.html

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Two random comments:
 

1. Bortuzzo looked pretty awful in the first two periods, but I guess that's what happens when you don't play a single NHL game in a new system yet.


2. This was the first game this season where it looked like Goc had figured how to skate in the Johnston system.  He looked so much faster to me last night compared to what he looked like in Oct.

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-11-know-the-rules-wild-fans.html

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Pretty sure I don't even care at this point.  The team, as it has been playing recently, simply cannot beat the Bruins or the Habs.  So even if the Pens escape from game 7 with a win, I have zero confidence in them anyway.

Of course I'll still watch the games because I like yelling at the TV.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-six-pens-lose-everything-on-the-line-tuesday-night.html

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Go rags!  I don't really need to explain why, do I?

12 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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So I'll assume this is a locker room achievement for being the most annoying asshole on the ice.  Which makes me wonder why it isn't in Dubinsky's locker.

1 year ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/matt-calvert-has-a-plastic-rat-in-his-locker.html

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@j-nine 25?  That's nothing.  I'll be 30 next year, but I'm planning on being the greatest 30 year old of all time, so I am unconcerned.

2 years, 1 month ago on RECAP: February of the Penguins. PENS LOSE.

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@j-nine @The Sego Sago Kid No, no, it's your username itself that made me ask, not your birthday.  Oh well.  Too bad it sucked.

2 years, 1 month ago on RECAP: February of the Penguins. PENS LOSE.

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@j-nine J9?  Are you by any chance a fan of Galactic Cyclone Braiger?  If not disregard this post as it will make no sense.

2 years, 1 month ago on RECAP: February of the Penguins. PENS LOSE.

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One entry per person?

2 years, 2 months ago on Banner Contest Info

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Awww yeah boooyyyy

3 years, 5 months ago on Crosby playing Monday night | Nov2011

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I don't even give a fuck. Go pens.

4 years ago on FIRST PERIOD:Lightning/Pens, Just enjoy it. | TPB

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Time to call up Alexi Morozov from the Russian League?

4 years, 2 months ago on RECAP: Go to hell. PENS LOSE.

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