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I predict a WWRGT article coming up in a couple weeks. For those of you who don't read all capital letters smashed together that is What Was Ryan Grigson Thinking. Hopefully there won't be very many of these moments to write about.
1 week, 1 day ago on Colts Authority Fireside Chats: Free Agency Frenzy
When a friend who drives a Ford says there is something wrong with their car, I say "Go buy a new radiator cap." which means they should unscrew the radiator cap, drive a new car underneath it, and then screw the new cap back on. I wonder if there is some sort of operation for football players where you can do that? Some kind of frankenstein creature that has some of Trent Richardson's body parts, and a smarter backs brain. Hey, I wonder what Ahmad Bradshaw is doing with his? The point of this story is I like stories. Nice article @MarcusDugan.
2 weeks ago on Colts Notebook: Combine Primer & Trent Richardson's Surgery
I like Jared Abbrederis. He catches everything thing thrown at him. Of course, it is hard to judge anybody based off of a highlight reel. That would be like watching a DHB highlight reel of him making excellent catches and saying "Wow, that guy's tall and can catch." Wouldn't be a realistic assessment.
4 weeks ago on CA Draft Position Overviews: Wide Receiver
The whole article needs a like button. I don't necessarily want to comment on every article I read, just say I liked one and move on with my browsing. I enjoyed this one, and would like to see you guys continue it. Maybe even take questions from the peanut gallery?
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Fireside Chats with Colts Authority
I would love to see a veteran receiver on the field again, but I don't see him being ready to go anytime this season. Don't want to rush anything and Trich it.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Indianapolis Shuffles the Roster, Signs WR Deion Branch
also note very funny episode of the Pat Mcafee Show from Indystar.com with Sergio Brown on it this week. http://www.indystar.com/videos/sports/nfl/colts/2013/12/09/3938905/
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Colts Notebook: A Special Teams Ace and Other Bright Spots
@Payton @BrianKlass @MarcusDugan Bob Lamey said he noticed Reggie Wayne practicing catching balls one handed with his right hand, so he asked him "Why are you doing that. Aren't you right handed?" He said he played baseball in high school and could catch just about anything with the left one handed, he wanted some practice catching stuff one handed with the right. That kind of dedication and practice is why Reg will be in Canton in the hall of fame and DHB will be in Maryland coaching High school football.
3 months ago on Colts come up with the Win 22-14 over Tennessee
@MarcusDugan Sergio Brown catches better with a cast on his hand *with a smiley face on it* than DHB does with his god given hands. Also did anyone else notice Mario "Destroyer of Buffets" Harvey in at Fullback? That was interesting to watch.
Totally should have used a picture of David Reed taking a knee. Oh wait, you say there isn't a picture of that because he insisted on running it out of the end zone every time? I'm not going to miss him...unless this Rainey kid sucks more. yeesh!
3 months, 1 week ago on Colts Cut David Reed, Justice Cunningham, Elevate Josh McNary, & Place Delano Howell on IR
Seemed like every game Peyton's first drive was a 3 and out. I'm sure this wasn't the game plan (thank you Coby Fleener) but it did seem to give him a chance to see what the defense was showing and make his own little mental adjustments to it.
Also, I don't think Donald "upgraded to 5-7 yard" Brown would be a great starter. You need a bulk mass of muscle as first down back when they have the box loaded to push for the hard yards. Then Donnie comes in and knocks it out of the park with his elusiveness and speed. I also think he looks like a Goddamn genius compared to TRich because he is a veteran. He knows when to juke and when to just run at the hole as fast as you can. He definitely is a keeper as the third back behind Vick Ballard and TRich. Kinda like the Giants did when they had Bradshaw, Jacobs, and Ward.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Colts Beat the Titans 30-27 with Another Second Half Surge
Anymore it seems, games where we just utterly dominate the opposition, are almost boring. Don't get me wrong, the first half of the texans game had the expletives flowing like wine at a wedding, but a close game, where we end up winning in the end, makes me happy. Mayhaps the Rams will provide an adequate, but not insurmountable challenge. A solid pass rush, with a mediocre offense makes for a low scoring, but do able game.
The Colts WILL NEED to get on the same page on offense early. The first half offense almost seemed like a jaguars game, but the second was like we weren't even playing the same sport it was so good.
Also keeping with tradition, I didn't start TY Hilton and he had a blowout game. You're welcome. Luckily, I also started Andre Johnson in an attempt to block his numbers, so that worked out pretty well for me.
4 months ago on Colts Notebook Week 10: St. Louis Rams
@mrpenney The players get fined for playing too reckless or trying to injure another player. The referees need to be fined for officiating terrible. That would put an end to some of their stupid calls and home field prejudices.
4 months ago on Week 9 Report Card: Colts at Texans
@naptown_ninja @GregC @dav I've had to listen to the game at work rather than watch it at home, and it will continue this sunday night as well, but I think Sorgi does an okay job. He kind of gets excited and talks really fast because he wants to say everything he knows about playing qb in the 15 to 30 seconds Lamey gives him to talk. He does a good job, and is great for "this is what we used to do when I was a colt." It just cracks me up that he trips over his own words trying to get it all out. When he does TV interviews it's totally calm, cool, and collected.
Also, I remember Casey Kasem. His daughter Kerri Kasem is smoking hot.
This article was very funny too.
4 months, 1 week ago on Hitchhiker's Guide to Colts at Texans, NFL Week 9
@matt_has @MarcusDugan the more I hear Irsay say anything, the more I'm certain he's on coke.
He good news though. I'm taking one for the team and benching T.Y. Hilton this game so I can lose but he will have a tremendous game. You're welcome!
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Colts vs Broncos Notebook
@MarcusDugan I'm assuming you picked the picture where it looks like Freeman is potato sacking Wilson on purpose? (Potato sacking because Freeman doesn't teabag people.)
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Colts Notebook: Pocket Passers Pose New Challenge for Jerrell Freeman & the Defense
This guy named studebaker better be built like a car or I will be upset with the irony gods.
I've been tweeting like a madman. (though nothing like Irsay does) I don't want to be accused of having a boring Twitter account. Not that I know anyone that would call someone out on that *cough* @marcusdugan *cough*
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Colts Notebook: Roster Updates, Odds and Ends from Bethea, Freeman, & Pagano
Hey we know you bailed our asses out by blocking the field goal in the game and have been playing remarkably well, but we going to have to let you go. Sorry for any inconvience.
5 months ago on Colts Activate WR LaVon Brazill, Waive Defensive End Lawrence Guy
If you're struggling in fantasy football and want to know who to pick, pick opposite of who I start. Guarantee your player will score like I don't know say 26 points. That might or might not be exactly how many points the benched T.Y. Hilton scored today. -face. palm.-
You're welcome Colts fans. I'm the reason T.Y. had such a big game. (Some of it might be due to talent.)
Fantasy Football aside that was an exciting game to watch. They started off slowly but then they had that huddle up on the sidelines and it seemed to get everyone on the same page. I think Pepper is starting to get that lame ass shit in college don't work with the NFL all the time.
Fingers crossed and optimistically going into San Diego.
Screw that Marcus Dugan tool, follow @theklassifieds on twitter.
5 months ago on The Colts Win a Wild One over the Seahawks, 34-28
I was so happy to see the colts put the hammer down and not just coast. They have a tendency of playing just good enough to beat whoever is in front of them. I think they should have went to the dummy-o squad a little sooner to avoid injuring someone important but it appeared to work out all right. Hopefully Bjoern and Havili aren't banged up too bad.
5 months, 1 week ago on The Colts Steamroll the Jaguars 37-3
@MarcusDugan @thellamajockey Once he get's better at wrapping up sacks on quarterbacks (in his defense, he's had to catch some really evasive qbs), then you will be looking at the Bjoern Supremacy.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Surprise! The Colts Throttle San Francisco, 27-7