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I shit you not, this just happened...  A client is here, explaining what he needs to one of our engineers.  

Engineer:  "You need an o-ring here.  Yeah, you really need an o-ring for sure."

Client:  "That's a double oncondra"

Me:  "What's that?"

Client:  "You know, a double oncondra - when you say something twice."

Me:  "Oh, yeah.  Of course."

4 hours, 36 minutes ago on Stop it: Julio Urias isn’t making his MLB debut in 2014

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@Lobo For some reason, I lost it seeing this.  Cannot stop giggling

7 hours, 38 minutes ago on The Dodgers Aren’t Going To Make Any Moves, Are They?

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@ak825 @Uncultured Bastard One rumor is that he was trying to escape an angry boyfriend

9 hours, 46 minutes ago on The Dodgers Aren’t Going To Make Any Moves, Are They?

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@Bay_of_Puigs If he falls and twists both ankles, he can just say he was jumping down to rescue Puig in the D-Backs' pool

9 hours, 48 minutes ago on The Dodgers Aren’t Going To Make Any Moves, Are They?

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I dedicate this song to USC's Josh Shaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M

9 hours, 49 minutes ago on The Dodgers Aren’t Going To Make Any Moves, Are They?

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@DavidBecerra Notice he loses his sense of humor when they win?

9 hours, 53 minutes ago on The Dodgers Aren’t Going To Make Any Moves, Are They?

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@DavidBecerra Just read any recent McCoveyChronicles piece

9 hours, 56 minutes ago on The Dodgers Aren’t Going To Make Any Moves, Are They?

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San Francisc000 0

23 hours, 45 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@The Tripp Cromer Experience @Uncultured Bastard Great, thanks

another due [daughter] in 2 weeks!

23 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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As a former catcher for 11 years

fuck that

1 day ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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These guys gave up on Bundy months ago

1 day ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 26, 2014: Two Games On, Two Days Off

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@nsxtasy @Mike Petriello Clearly you've never been to Nevada

1 day, 9 hours ago on Tracking Yasiel Puig’s Power Outage

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@Bay_of_Puigs @Mike Petriello Dick Cheney says "Hi"

1 day, 9 hours ago on Tracking Yasiel Puig’s Power Outage

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@Purple Drank @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) I think you miss-heard here.  She said you smell like 'Crayon'

2 days, 5 hours ago on The Massive Dodgers / Red Sox Trade, Two Years Later

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