Born n Raised Rock n Roll
@Fez Whatley And what rubber gloves are the most fashionable
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Last Comic Standing Talk Show Challenge: The Final 8
Can't wait to hear DC Benny tell that joke again in a year.
@Fez Whatley Spray painted police vans. Gotta love western PA.
@lowtcell Yeah, and next week DC Benny will tell the same joke.
He's doing Dane Cook better than Dane Cook
I liked this guy better when he was Cyclops in the X-Men movies.
I think I've heard him do this bit like 10 years ago
@DirtyDog @RaulPevere Probably him from the future, became his own grandfather ala Philip J. Fry
Worst safe zone defense ever.
1 year, 1 month ago on Caption Contest to Win Something Great
Not Will and Grace
1 year, 2 months ago on Rename Ellen DeGeneres New “Lesbian Comedy” Pilot at NBC and Win!
Everyone loves pussy
My two mom's who have sex together
Classic Shelby and his new gay moms
2 no dicks
2 girls, a baby, and a clam bake
CC2016: A healthy plate of don't you worry 'bout it
1 year, 3 months ago on Write Chris Christie’s 2016 Campaign Slogan
CC 2016: do I look like a clown to you?
CC 2016: I ain't traffickin' nothin!
Chris Christie 2016- presidential white whale
Chris Christie- Worth the weight
Jeorge Garcentaur, Ron Bennington, Wilfred Brimley, and young Patrick Fischler.
4 guys who have nothing in common, doing a show no one's ready for.
Weekdays at noon on SiriusXM Raw Dog Comedy Hits 99
1 year, 3 months ago on First Caption Contest of the New Year: The Ron and Fez Show
Ron and the Clusterfucks
A centaur, two queens, and Mr.B
Welcome to score, Bennett
2 years, 2 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 19 - Tampa Bay Lightning
PaulMart's playing extremely well tonight
Lecaveljoke jawing at No Fucks Joe
lol lol lol
Also, helllo alllll
@FlyinPenguin I'm really considering getting a CFA jersey at this point
2 years, 2 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 16 - Buffalo Sabres
Ott means irrelevant in every language
@akus besides the opening, I think so
Joe Vitale: Playmaking punching bag
@akus Never. If he had he'd probably still be in Pittsburgh.
2 years, 2 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 15 - Winnipeg Jets
@ChristopherVasquez sparkling turd on a shitty team.
@akus @TJ FADEHAWK - Disciple of Ron Swanson saw that. Can't wait til he takes a full Orpik check.
@akus too bad he's not a hockey player
CFA CFA CFA CFA
@akus so...fuck anyone who ain't us?
2 years, 2 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 14 - Ottawa Senators
Feel bad for Karlsson, don't feel bad at all for Chris Neil, whom I hope gets some kind of discipline for being a giant piece of shit
@pops @TJ FADEHAWK - Disciple of Ron Swanson @mahstah Don't misunderstand me....I was saying that you're insulting Chief Wiggum by calling Kennedy him
@pops @mahstah not funny. Chief Wiggum at least serves a purpose.
Anderson, you twiggy alien lookin' bastard....
Chris Neil in the face of Engo and Glass?
Yeah, that'll end well for him...
@akus @TJ FADEHAWK - Disciple of Ron Swanson 'sok, all is forgiven.
Tanger and Nisky are back.
@akus @TJ FADEHAWK - Disciple of Ron Swanson Fair enough